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Science/Technology / Re: Crocrodiles In America Came From Africa 11 Million Years Ago (Photos) by Nairalandmonika: 7:32am On Jul 24, 2020
LizBathory:
thank God those nasty things left Africa

I hate all sorts of reptiles

disgusting
So crocodile nor dey Africa again?
They all left. undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Didn't Lockdown Or Shutdown Or Close Schools Or Anything by Nairalandmonika: 7:51am On Jul 22, 2020
donnie:


Microhip implants is already a norm in Sweden. Many of them already carry the chip in their hands and are using it to shop for goods and sevices...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl_gemn9a9E

So no need, they are already compliant. But the rest of us need to be forced to receive the chip/ Vaccines through the PLANdemic and lockdowns.
Can u see that ur theory is wrong now. The op is wrong.
Sweden lockdown as other countries and going through what other countries are going through, even worst.
Politics / Re: Probe Panel Can Invite Pondei Now That He’s Out Of Hospital - Gbajabiamila by Nairalandmonika: 7:39am On Jul 22, 2020
DEEBOZZ:
This is the very first time I am seeing our National Assembly been a bit serious carrying out their legislative responsibility.
If they can maintain these momentum going forward, corruption in the country will reduce to a minimum degree.
Thesame legislative received a lot of contract from nddc, only senator James manager alone has over 300 contract from nddc, I begin to wonder when our senators became contractors.

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Politics / Re: Malami And His Unwavering Anti Corruption Stance by Nairalandmonika: 7:27am On Jul 22, 2020
Seun will u delete this trash from front page
Software/Programmer Market / Re: You Want To Become A Fullstack Developer Check This by Nairalandmonika: 4:33pm On Jul 21, 2020
RealWealth22:
If you are interested in becoming fullstack web developer (React js and Node Js/APIs) full practical intensive training for 3 months to be organized on WhatsApp at the end of the 3 months you can get a job as a junior developer 0.9.0.9.9.3.7.9.0.3.7
Is it free?
Politics / Re: Funtua's Death, Huge Loss To Nigeria - Sen. Kalu by Nairalandmonika: 4:29pm On Jul 21, 2020
We don't even know the man, he's irrelevant in the scale of things
Family / Re: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Nairalandmonika: 4:16pm On Jul 21, 2020
thesicilian:

Karma in itself is a function of your actions. So I guess it's kind of paradoxical to say there's no karma, and at the same time opine that our actions have consequences.
However I quite agree that the consequences do not necessarily have to be commensurate with the actions that provoked them.

When I say no karma, I mean not in the way that we think it.
Most people will tell u that if we do good, good things will happen to us and of we do bad, bad things will happen to us.

Well that's not always the case, that's why I say there is nor karma.

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Family / Re: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Nairalandmonika: 1:58pm On Jul 21, 2020
thesicilian:
Life is never black and white, there are many grey areas.
Some marriages actually bring good fortune in terms of opportunities, but that's usually when you get married to someone from a higher social class, or at least someone with vision and ambition, not a chronic liability.
Nothing brings good or bad fortune. There's no karma. We are just leaving n exiting.

The only thing is that there are consequences for every of our actions.
The consequences could be good or bad regardless.
That's why good things happen to good people and bad people.
Bad things also happen to good people n bad people.

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Family / Re: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Nairalandmonika: 1:52pm On Jul 21, 2020
Poseidon000:
Sup

Yesterday, I was headed toward gwarimpa, and on my way I noticed a disheveled young guy around Efab estate trekking by the express.
As a rule, I always give such guys 'lift,' because i was once with a female colleague in a lonely path that seldom have cars coming our way, suddenly one private car stopped and when I tried entering after my female colleague boarded, the SIMPson bounced me out and zoomed off with an empty back seat.


Is this for real?
Some guys needs to be tied n flog.

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Health / Re: Man Fined N215,000, Commits Suicide At Ogun TRACE Premises by Nairalandmonika: 1:47pm On Jul 21, 2020
Dotherightthing:


21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
Is there any implications of not using correct grammar n punctuations in niaraland?

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Crime / Re: Bandits Kill 18 Soldiers In Katsina (Disturbing Photos) by Nairalandmonika: 1:21pm On Jul 20, 2020
EmekaBlue:
9ja military seems weak. Need overhauling
Will they?
at the bottom they employ aboki, tout and illiterate, at the top u need connection to enter.

I had a friend that applied for airforce, navy and soldier with bsc. He's name didn't come out in any of the three because he didn't have connections.

I knew someone who applied for nda 3 times passed the exam all 3 times even tried to use community connection, still wasn't able to get it. He said while writing one of the exams they were already making selection for shortlisted candidates even b4 they finished writing the exam.

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TV/Movies / Re: Dorathy, Busty BBNaija 2020 Housemate Trending by Nairalandmonika: 1:04pm On Jul 20, 2020
Skepticus:
Disgusting mammaries.

14k new followers because of this saggy nonsense most of them would never touch undecided

Nigerian men and their trashy taste in women, though
While I may not be a big fan of bbn, there's nothing wrong in liking big saggy mammalian gland, u may like tiny once, it's just a matter of choice.
Doesn't mean one is trashy and one is classy .
Politics / Re: NAF Graduates Another Set Of Six Instructor Pilots by Nairalandmonika: 12:45pm On Jul 20, 2020
Wolgrace:


Meaning, the connection is the channel to her untimely death.
Am not talking of her death, am just saying to be a commissioned airforce pilot in Nigeria, u need some connections.
Sports / Re: Messi Wins 7th La Liga Golden Boot by Nairalandmonika: 7:32am On Jul 20, 2020
tesppidd:
It is better to have all your goals against bottom 10 teams than have 11 penalties and league has not even finifhed.

11 penalties in 30 matches!!!

Who does that
So penalty is now a crime, as if it's not 2 penalty in a single match that Messi use to win the under 23 world cup.

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Politics / Re: NAF Graduates Another Set Of Six Instructor Pilots by Nairalandmonika: 7:14am On Jul 20, 2020
Wolgrace:


They registered and paid to be trained. Now, the talents and skilled paid for are bought back with crafty policy of our decayed system..
Na so, as if nor be Nigeria we dey, if u don't have the right connection u cannot be a commission airforce pilot in Nigeria.
I understand that they may be skilled after training but that connection matters.
Politics / Re: NAF Graduates Another Set Of Six Instructor Pilots by Nairalandmonika: 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2020
Wolgrace:
Skills and talents bought to serve the principal masters of the central government..


May they not serve in vain like the past heroes..
Really, is there anybody that was born with the talent n skill of flying plane?
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Nairalandmonika: 4:11pm On Jul 18, 2020
AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed


Op it's your fault....instead of you to be helping yourself out with her 24 year old sister you were busying fumbling around atleast that would have ensured you have one of them on your side...now you've almost lost everything...

You see your life now..
I tire o, how will I be sleeping in the paluor at night, and a girl will come to watch TV that night?
She obviously wants something.

Op dey fûck up.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Spends ₦10 Billion On Comatose Refineries In April by Nairalandmonika: 3:21pm On Jul 18, 2020
kikero:


1.It still means higher prices because the refienres are no longer going to get money from government, so they have to make their own. Add the fact that there have been decades of neglect...meaning higher prices.

That's why privatisiaiton, though making sense economically , is not politcally popular (Even Atiku, when he campaigned on the privatisiation thing last election cycle, spoilt it by saying he would reduce prices to N90....where would the refieneries then get the profit they need to keep working).

2.Not to defend the government, but a pipeline to the North supplying fuel and gas to the North has the added benefit of reducing transportation costs.

In a situation where the oil sector is no longer under subsidy and price controls, transport costs means that the price of petrol in the North could be hypothetically higher than that in the South. Hence the need for pipelines (and a functioning rail system) to cut transport costs (That's why NNPC has a refienry in Kaduna.)..and the cost of fuel.(Even under subsidy, it saves the government some money)

The gas pipeline that was commisioned recently is part of a plan to transport gas across the North, reducing transport costs, and hopefully fuelling industrial and job growth up North (which could in theory reduce a lot of things, like Boko Haram, and banditry, and even fulani crisis...but that's wild imagining now!)..and also part of a Trans Saharan pipeline that would enable us have access to the European gas market. (IF the government is serious)
I understand u, but still buhari is just favoring the north, b4 this akk gas pipeline project, there was plans to build an export processing zone (EPZ) in warri Delta State, of which buhari made promise to do so. Till date nnpc has refused to award the contract.
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu refutes Sahara Reporters' Report, Denies writing stories for NAN by Nairalandmonika: 7:51am On Jul 18, 2020
oluDharay:
I think it's hightime our legislators need to pass the social media bill into law
So u believe this man. People are not normal in this country sha.
Politics / Re: NNPC Spends ₦10 Billion On Comatose Refineries In April by Nairalandmonika: 7:46am On Jul 18, 2020
kikero:


Privatising NNPC means higher prices for fuel immediately.Because it means NNPC is no longer benefitting from government subventions, which means it has to work for its bread, which means higher prices for fuel, gas, kerosene, etc.

That's why most Nigerians are opposed to privatising NNPC.(even though long term, prices would come down as investment increases)
They should fûcking unbundle the nnpc and privatize some sectors, like the refineries and NGCs.
Sectors like dpr n ppmc could remain under the govt, they should sign the fûcking pib bill into law. This govt is not serious about anything. Their problem is to build pipeline to the north.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Spends ₦10 Billion On Comatose Refineries In April by Nairalandmonika: 7:43am On Jul 18, 2020
ogododo:
Refinery for Warri don close shop since
Lol, I pass that refinery yesterday the place be like graveyard.
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Behind The Story That Alleged Magu Gave Osinbajo N4b: SaharaReporter by Nairalandmonika: 12:15am On Jul 18, 2020
okefrancis:
Haha � can this be true, hmmmmmm
If it's from Sahara report then there's some truth in it. I don't know how they do it, but they are almost right about 98 percent of the time.
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 4:49pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

Single shame Una no get
Says someone who is defending buhari,can u go public defend him?
Make Dem nor beat craze commot ur head.
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

Jonathan birthed it and after spending close to 6 yrs in office, what he could still show you was the prototype of the project? Who has bewitched Una? I am not surprised Efulefu like you once said nothing like second Niger bridge. That PMB was just deceiving u.
U nor get anything to talk, hence u are putting words in my mouth. U nor get sense sha m not surprised.
Family / Re: 3 Nice Girls. What Do I Do? by Nairalandmonika: 2:56pm On Jul 17, 2020
Choose the one with the biggest booty, booty is life.
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 2:50pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

And he spent N10b for the design? No wonder he said stealing was not corruption
As if buhari is any better?
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 2:49pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

Shameless tax collectors. PDP didn't complete the second Niger bridge while in office for 16. But you want it to be completed within 5yrs APC govt
Stop talking like a fool, 16 yrs ago, the idea of second Niger bridge had not been birthed, it was during Goodluck time the idea came. He started the bridge by paying for design n site preparation, buy couldn't complete it b4 we voted him out.

U talk as if buhari did all the project in Nigeria, as if there was nothing in Nigeria b4 buhari became president.

It's even a shame that buhari couldn't finish a project that previous administration has already started in 5yrs.

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Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 2:39pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

Which promise? The one he didn't fulfill when he spent 6yrs in office? Why should he be voted again. What that the first time he would make promise about completing second Niger bridge ?
b4 building a bridge like this, it needs to be design, other plans need to be made on the exact location of the bridge on the river, this things take time and Money, Goodluck paid for all this, and all preparation for the bridge was made.
If he could pay for all the preparation, he would have definitely started n completed the bridge in his second tenure.
Remember he did other projects, such as the Abuja kaduna rail, commissioned about 10 universities, etc.
Is not like second Niger bridge was his only priority, one thing I noticed is that Goodluck did more projects in the north than in the south.

Am not even hailing him, because to me he also had a failed govt like buhari. But buhari is actually not doing anything surprising or new, these are project that anyone who was president would have done.
Romance / Re: Help She Told Me She Is Not Ready For Marriage At 21 by Nairalandmonika: 1:51pm On Jul 17, 2020
Oga leave that girl and look for someone that's ready, girls do this all the time, they leave the love of their live to marry the man that's ready.

I don't see any reason why u can't do same. Secondly the girl is a small girl live her to flex her live make boys still chop too, when she ready she go settle down.

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Politics / Re: APC Asks Mansur Mashi To Retract Comment On Buhari Or Face Recall by Nairalandmonika: 1:36pm On Jul 17, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

No matter what you don't say shit about your generalisimo
Not to talk of wanting him to die

That will amount to treason, lese-majesty, flippancy
disloyalty and betrayal


Don't worry i cannot come and beat you ogbeni

But sooner or later you will also become a leader
Whether political leader, religious leader, family, social leader
That one nor concern me..but me know say you go one day head or lead a group of people
So if he becomes head or leader of a group what will happen?
People will only insult him if he rule them like buhari. If he does good people will praise him.

Life is that simple.
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna Can't Be Completed By Buhari - Reps by Nairalandmonika: 12:08pm On Jul 17, 2020
PIMPAR:

You have no shame
But u didn't vote him to fulfill his promise.

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