₦airaland Forum

It is NOT illegal to want to be KILLED.

If the government wants to end the sit-at-home, END the enforcers first.

They can do that by dressing security operatives in mufti around hot spots and taking down the CRIMINALS who try to enforce the orders.

Meantime, ALL government workers who observe the ILLEGAL orders should have their salaries SLASHED.

You CANNOT work partially and expect a FULL pay.
It's NOT done.

You are entitled to sit-at-home, but the government is NOT obligated to pay you for it.

Very POROUS reporting from SaharaReporters.
A news outlet that DOESN'T know the difference between Complaint and Complainant.

They did NOT even specify the relationship between the complainant and the victim.

Or the relationship between the Complainant and the PEDOPHILE.

They did NOT ask relevant questions like:

HOW does a man with a face like the Devil's right hand man come to be in possession of a 12-year old girl?

Or

HOW does the complainant, who sounds like the mother, expect a TEACHER to support another person on his salary?

Also, people should STOP having children they CANNOT afford.

If you DON'T have money, use CONDOMS!

Don't have kids as a POOR man/woman with the mentality that "God will provide". That is MADNESS!

POOR people who pawn off their kids on OTHER people are the reason PEDOPHILES like this guy could RAPE a child for 5 WHOLE years.

They have kids.
Give the kids to someone else.
And FORGET about said kids.

ONLY thing I can buy for a woman is Postinor 2.

brain54:
You expect her to mention names without evidence...?

Apparently she is intelligent and understands the implications of defamation.

It's not necessary to always comment if nothing to say!

NEVER in your life quote me to spew STUPIDITY.

First of all if you knew anything about how auditions work, you'd realise that a director is NOT the only person present for an audition.

Other people would be there too. Other people equal WITNESSES.

They could be WEAKLINGS too scared to speak out. Or PERVERTS who do the same thing as the director.
Or IDIOTS who think what the director did was a joke.

Whichever it one it is, these people would be SUBPOENAED and made to testify. Lying would be tantamount to PERJURY.

Plus, EVERYBODY knows a pervert like that have done same thing before.

Courage encourages courage.
If she was BOLD enough to reveal the name of the pervert, it would EMBOLDEN others to come forward to corroborate her revelation.

Plus, there is such thing as the Court of Punlic Opinion, aka You go explain tire.

Failing to reveal the name of the director is NOT the masterstroke of an intelligent person. It is the PUSSYFOOTING of a coward.

I HATE cultists!

Cultists are COWARDS who hide behind weapons and other COWARDS to carry out attacks they are too CHICKEN to carry out themselves.

The COWARDS will gather 10-20 of themselves to attack 1 or 2 rivals or INTIMIDATE a "jew" and go back to their lair to hail themselves as STRONG MEN.

Cowards!

I COMPLETELY support cultists killing cultists.
When cultists SLAUGHTER cultists, the world is all the better for it.

It's the death of INNOCENT people that is disheartening.

Some of the dead and injured people in this clash had NOTHING to do with cultism.

Yet they were MURDERED and MAIMED in such a gruesome manner.

Which brings me to my original point:

I HATE cultists!

Extremely USELESS submission!

Who is the DIRECTOR?

This is why RAPISTS and other criminals get away with their CRIMES.

You did NOT get the role yet you refuse to name the director.

Why?

Very UNHELPFUL.

A Director who would ask a reasonably ESTABLISHED actress to kiss him in an audition is the kind of director who'd ask a DEBUTANTE to fellate him for a role.

People who keep quiet about creeps and criminals do a DISSERVICE to themselves and future victims.

That is why I have made it one of my goals to be a shameless and unrepentant WHISTLEBLOWER.

Gods help anycriminal, especially a Yahoo boy, that reveals himself to me 'cause I'd report him to EFCC so fast I'd be DIZZY for days.

ERROR!

Peter Obi should be fighting for Biafra because he will NEVER be President of Nigeria.

You CANNOT want to be President of Nigeria and turn around to call the man who's responsible for the existence of Nigeria as it is an ENEMY.

Plus, talking about FORGIVING said enemy is STUPID.

The birthday wish was PRUDENT and STRATEGIC.
The explanation of the birthday wish is WEAK and STUPID.

Now, he has succeeded in OFFENDING and ALIENATING more people.

His birthday wish TRIGGERED some people.
His explanation and tacit retraction would TRIGGER another set of people.

Peter Obi is NOT a very smart person.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. He has NOT learned that Twitter is NOT real life. The results of the last general election showed that pepple who are LOUD and BOTHERED on social media do NOT necessarily translate to real life.

He should LEARN!

THEY made the choice to come to a VOCAL pro- choice candidate's rally.

THEY made the choice to INTERRUPT said candidate WHILE she was speaking.

Harris, rightfully, directed them to the other guy's rally. A rally where they could frolick with other like-minded pro-life people.

A newspaper with a BAD intention sensationalized the interaction and FOOLS ran with it.

Funniest thing though is that the SAME people offended because Harris "mocked" hecklers at her own rally are the SAME people who are SUSPICIOUSLY silent about the fact that their Jesus-anointed candidate is a THREE-TIME ADULTERER who cheated on his wives.

They are the SAME people who keep QUIET when you ask them what their Trump was doing on Epstein's Jet.

They are the SAME people who DEFEND Donald Trump when you point how the fact that a court CONFIRMED that he RAPED E. Jean Carrol.

They are the SAME people who twist and turn to JUSTIFY why a veritably HORRIBLE person with 34 FELONY convictions is their GODSENT.

One idiot even said he admired Trump's sincerity.


Fact is Trump is such a TERRIBLE person that it doesn't matter what Harris says or does, she'd still have the MORAL HIGH GROUND.

That is NOT a pastor.
That is a guy doing HOLYFANS!

He's DEAD.

That's the SAD truth.
He died in the factory.

He signed into the CHINESE Factory and NEVER signed out. Then they RETURNED his bag and phone BUT they did NOT return him.

There is NO need to plead with the Management of the milling company. Arrest them ALL.

Let them explain how the young man signed in but NEVER signed out.

"Represented by the Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue, Zaccheus Adedeji..."

Headline SHOCKED me since we all know that Tinubu has been OUTSIDE Nigeria for almost a month now.

That said, Tinubu's SOON puts me in mind of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
That too has been coming SOON for CENTURIES.

You are already doing Yahoo.
You just don't know it yet.

Gambling is nothing but Yahoo where YOU are the MAGA.
YOU are the betting companies' CLIENT.

NOBODY is sleeping with married women. It's married women who CHOOSE to sleep with other men.

If you catch your wife sleeping with another man, the man is INNOCENT. There is NO curse on him.

Married women are NOT preyed on. They are the HUNTERS.

A woman has the capability to shut down UNWANTED attention so hard your balls will be scared to descend from your body.

If your wife cheats, it's because she's a WHOORE.

She was NOT lured or manipulated or deceived. Hence, her affair partner is free from CURSE.

This is the kind of FOOLISH and SLAVISH mentality that prepare people for being EXPLOITED by politicians, pastors and their employers.

Flood is a serious and DANGEROUS natural disaster.

Wading through dangerous and DIRTY water to attend a CDS is STUPID.

If there is a FLOOD, use your BRAIN!
STAY at home!

That's how 5 FOOLISH employees of a US company DIED because their boss, who was SAFELY at home, told them to stay at work. Even when the flooding got worse.

Use sense!

There is ZERO dignity in suffering.

Not true!
Orphans are grateful.

Nigerian ladies think letting you be their bitch is a PRIVILEGE.

God fuccked him!
God fucccked him HARD!

Job was a successful, god-fearing man that lived in peace with his neighbours.

Then God saw Devil perambulating without a purpose and pointed him the direction of Job.

The Devil did NOT even notice Job until God ran his mouth.

God told the Devil to TORMENT a god-fearing man as much he wanted. God gave the Devil permission to visit the most HORRIBLE experiences possible upon Job. But he mustn't kill him.

Worst part is that the Omniscient Christian God already knows the OUTCOME and still chose to have Job TORTURED and TORMENTED.

In short, Job was a helpless PAWN in a pointless CELESTIAL GAME.

God and Satan tag-teamed Job!

They took his wealth.
They took his health.
They took his children.

But they left him with the WORST thing a wealthy man down on his luck could ever have:

A NAGGING wife!

If you have SENSE and you read the Book of Job, you will have QUESTIONS your pastor would rather you did NOT have.

World Bank reports this like a BAD thing, which it is.

But Nigerian Politicians will NOT do ANYTHING about it. They will NOT do anything about it because they are smart and EXTREMELY devious.

Nigerian Politicians know that 129 Million people living below the national poverty line is 129 Million potential voters who would sell their votes for 5k and a loaf of bread.

Poverty is a NASTY weapon of subjugation.


You are TOO hungry and weak to fight back with a revolution.

And you would do ANYTHING for money, including voting and even praising the CRIMINALS responsible for your poverty in the first place.

A BRUTAL double-edged sword is poverty.

It's MADNESS!
Madness and entitlement.

ONLY excuse for unwanted pregnancy in 2024 is STARK illiteracy.

By that, I mean the kind of illiteracy where you don't even know the first letter of your own name.

Other than that, there is no excuse for bringing a child into your MISERY.

If a man and a woman combines their mind and resources together and still STRUGGLE to feed themselves, then bringing a child into that kind of situation is MADNESS and WICKEDNESS.

Birth control measures are SURPLUS!

You have condoms, spermicides, morning after pills, etc YET you chose to have a kid you CANNOT afford.

That's MADNESS!

Great!

Now, do politicians.

If you are worried about Gender-based Violence and discrimination against women, you shouldn't be talking to churches. You should be talking to MOSQUES.

The modern church has moved beyond discriminating against women. In fact, we have female pastors, prophetess and church leaders.

And ALL of them wear trousers and makeup and bare their heads so the world can see that they ALSO wear wigs.

No!
The modern church is more concerned with the eternal PUSSIFICATION of men.

Churches are teaching men to:
1. Worship god.
2. Worship their pastors.
3. Worship women.

And preferably worship all 3 with their money 'cause they are always BROKE.

If you are worried about Gender-based Violence, go to mosques and teach them that 9-year old girls are NOT wife materials.

If you are worried about GBV, talk to the ministers of a religion where women could be stoned to death for displaying TOO MUCH ankle.

These BILLIONAIRES need to stop with their PERSECUTION PORN!

First, it was Dangote claiming that people said his Refinery was too big to build. Claiming it would never be completed.

This is the same refinery that economic pundits have been touting as the saviour of the Nigerian economy for decades.

It's the same refinery that the average Nigerian was looking forward to its completion as a point of NATIONAL PRIDE.

It's the same refinery that banks were falling over themselves to finance.

Now another Billionaire is claiming that because someone was opposing his $2B dollar projects, he prayed to God and God made him so sick he couldn't come to work.

I am NOT even going to talk about the good, god-fearing and decent christians who are chuckling GLEEFULLY at the thought of their God PUNISHING a man with CHRONIC sickness.

What I'm going to talk about are the Billionaires that seem to be on a mission to tell the world that they have STRUGGLES too.

That's LAUGHABLE!

This is Nigeria.
What MONEY cannot do does NOT exist!

As a Billionaire, you know the palms to grease. And you have the MEANS to grease them SUFFICIENTLY.

If someone wants too much grease or, shockingly, does NOT want the grease; you can grease a Judge's wig and BUY yourself a court judgement.

Issues faced by Nigerian billionaires in Nigeria are temporary and ephemeral.

So their tales of persecution is just ANNOYING.

It's MADNESS to claim that your $2 Billion project was being held back by a LOW-LEVEL civil servant and you had to resort to PRAYERS.

The number would be way HIGHER than this if more couples did DNA tests.

But women have MANIPULATED men into thinking that doing a DNA test is the ultimate sign of INSECURITY.

A child would look EXACTLY like your wife's Pastor with ZERO resemblance to the husband, YET the wife and her mother would tell the husband that the child is his because "look! he BREATHES exactly like you"

It's nice to finally put a face to the SCOURGE of Nigerians.

And it's DANGOTE and his GREEDY partners.

A NEWLY operational refinery has taken over the supply of 1 MILLION of the 1.3 Million barrels that Nigeria needs.

That's MORE than 75% of the Nigerian Petroleum supply being handled by Dangote.

That's a MONOPOLY!

Or near enough rhat it makes no difference.

Every problem the refinery is supposed to SOLVE has been EXACERBATED.

Dangote pays Naira for crude oil YET the Naira continues to PLUMMET.

He cut out the MIDDLEMAN (NNPCL) and instead of price reduction, he JERKED UP the price.

The transportation savings from NOT having to pay the shipping fees of importing refined petroleum products is NOT passed to customers.

Dangote and his ELITE backers are taking advantage of Tinubu's shitty policies to DESTROY Nigeria.

There should be a LAW that allows you to EXECUTE a cheating spouse and their affair partner when you catch them in your home.

Very DISRESPECTFUL!

President is GONE.
VP is on his way OUT.

The Senate President is labouring under the threat of IMPEACHMENT.

Basically, Nigerians are FUCCCKED. But they don't even know who is doing the FUCCCKING.

Macron seems like the ONLY Western leader to call out the BULLSHIIIT of the genocidal Netanyahu.

The rest of them, especially the US, COMPLAIN about the ATROCITIES of Israel and Netanyahu and then furnish them with the WEAPONS to commit said attrocities.

Netanyahu wants to commit WAR CRIMES and be PRAISED for it.

Toyota cars are priced like DIAMONDS at the moment.

Plus, stealing Toyota parts is the new UPDATE for thieves.

Look into a 2010 Honda Crosstour. It's a beautiful car with reasonable fuel economy.

Unless there is a video of her feasting on a BABY and washing it down with the blood of PUPPIES, then she's still a SAINT compared to the serial RAPIST and PEDOPHILE that is Donald.

For relationships:

1. Appearance is TRANSIENT. Fades fast and attenpts to hang on to it through GAUDY make-ups yield DISASTROUS results.

2. Personality is a FAÇADE. One person displays different personality to different people and on different occasions.

3. Sex. The sexual ability of the average Nigerian girl does NOT extend beyond what YOU can make them do.

4. As someone with SUFFICIENT self-respect, respect from other people is like giving a cup to a thirsty man who just found a spring of water—it's good to have but ultimately makes NO difference.

As for loyalty, loyalty is DEAD. In ract, it was stabbed in the back.

My point:

When it comes to relationships, MOST important thing to me is the SIZE of your account balance.

NOTHING is more romantic than when the automatic response for "come and see me" is NOT "send tfare".

For sex:

Most important thing:
1. Appearance.
2. Appearance.
3. Appearance.
4. Appearance.

I have said it before and I'll say it again:

By the time Tinubu is done with Nigerians, Nigerians would be buying oxygen in satcets like pure water.

Let the poor breathe! would take on a LITERAL meaning.