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Women should leave Jesus and Mohammed and start worshipping makeup 'cause it's their REAL SAVIOUR.

Looking like a 27-year old lady in her social media pictures thanks to MAKEUP and filters.

But without makeup in the the mugshot, madam looks like a 41-year old Patience Ozokwor the first time meeting her DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.

Nigerian Security outfits CANNOT seem to get anything right.

They will copy their foreign counterparts and paste it INCOMPETENTLY.

They see foreign security agencies take pictures of arrested with PROPERLY CALIBRATED height charts. EFCC copied the height charts and JETTISONED the proper calibration.

Explain why that woman is 6"1' tall and that man is 7 Feet.

How come?

Do we have a species of giants genetically predilected to EMBEZZLE funds in charge of Peace Corps?

INCOMPETENCE in small things like this is a symptom of incompetence in their CORE responsibilities.

This is what happens when you HORED your way into old age and still act like you are the hot stuff.

She likely has a spec.
And she could get her spec when she was still younger.

Now that she's OLD and reproductively STALE, she's NO longer her spec's spec.

Her spec can get BETTER, HOTTER and YOUNGER girls...with LESSER baggage.
They have ZERO reason to look in her direction.

That's why she's reduced to courting GIGOLOS and SPERM DONORS.

A terminally ONLINE celebrity had a child but couldn't even reveal the FATHER.

Why?

'Cause nothing says LOSER like admitting you (aka hot stuff) PAID for a sperm donor.

Finally, she needs to STOP complaining.
Men have been dealing with GOLD DIGGERS for ages.

Equal opportunity is here to stay.

Conservative Parties ALL OVER the world are the bastion of CORRUPTION.

Their ruling style is usually akin to the NONSENSE we have in places like Nigeria and Cameroon.

Their leaders are always do or die.
Only the small ones like this Bulgarian Prime Minster resign.
The rest would rather die there. Or destroy their country.
Their only salvation is usually their STRONG public institutions.

Think Bolsonaro.
Or Trump.
Or Yoon of South Korea.

Conservatives are the CANCER of the world.

... a nurse dismissed the concerns of those present, stating that the discoloration was her normal body color and that there was nothing wrong with her....

The doctor on duty arrived and allegedly chased the witnesses out of the care room, transferring Chisom to another room....In a disturbing turn of events, the room was locked, and the student was left unattended.

INCOMPETENCE and NEGLIGENCE!

Both the Doctor and the Nurse should have their licences REVOKED.

They should be subsequently JAILED for manslaughter.

God BLESS China!

China is breaking barriers in Military, Pharmaceuticals and Economics.

That's why the DECLINING US is in panic mode.
Their INEVITABLE decline is also being ACCELERATED by the PDFile they put in the White House.

China is nearly UNSTOPPABLE and UNMATCHABLE in every aspect of human endeavour.

Jealousy wants to KILL the West.

China is the FIRST and ONLY country in the history of the world to have a TRADE SURPLUS of 1 TRILLION US Dollars.

Now the IMF, a Western contraption, is beetching about unfair economic practices.

If it was a Western Country like the US that had such a surplus, they'd tout it as the PEAK of Economic Achievements.

Now that it's China.
They want to start a World War.

Hypocrites!

MANY of these developed countries don't want immigrants from Africa and other poor countries.

They want immigrants from other rich and WHITE countries.

That's why they'll make Africans jump through hoops to get Visas.

Imagine telling a Nigerian who has spent nearly a DECADE learning English to get an IELTS or TOEFL report to go to a country where 54% of them read at a Primary 6 Level.

Pure MADNESS!

Also with the way Trump, and the rest of the follow-follow Europe, is going now; you may need to submit your ANUS for inspection before getting a Visa.

He's a very SUCCESSFUL Yahoo Boy.

Let him LAVISH the seeds sowed by STRUGGLING mowruns.

I like that for him.



The problem is his beetching about Singers who want to be paid for their singing (ministration?) in his church.

You can't throw an EXTRAVAGANT birthday for yourself and nickel and dime other people while saying nonsense about "working in his vineyard".

Pay them their DUES.
Let them share in the LOOT.

GREEDY FHOOL!

Someone she just met THAT day.
NEVER even talked for up to an hour.
But she immediately assumed he should bear the BURDEN of feeding her.

All because he EXPRESSED interest in her.

In the mind of the average Nigerian lady, ordinary "hello" from a man is sufficient grounds for BILLING.

That's why I LAUGHED about the post on FP yesterday where a girl was beetching about a handsome guy that was staring at her inside a SHOPPING MALL without saying "Hi".

Now, this one said "Hi".
But he didn't say it with MONEY.

This level of ENTITLEMENT is why Shiloh is such a profitable hit year after YEAR.

MANY of them will D.I.E in SHILOH!

A man says Hi and you automatically expected him to SPONSOR your lunch.

MADNESS!

I BLAME Tinubu for this.

God DELIVERED the shitty coup plotters into his hands on a platter of GOLD and he's misusing the opportunity.

Oh LORD!

Because of the CORRUPTION of Nigerian Politicians and their LACKADAISICAL approach to the security crisis in Nigeria, MANY people don't understand how VASTLY SUPERIOR the Nigerian Military is compared to the rest of Africa.

Only about 2 or 3 countries are more POWERFUL than Nigeria in terms of Military Strength.
And they are NOT in West Africa.

The Nigerian Military should be TOUCH and DIE.
Like TOUCH our Military and DIE!

Imagine the NONSENSE boy in small Burkina Faso arresting Nigerian Servicemen.

The EFFRONTERY!

Ordinary Nigerian Police can OVERRUN the entire Military of that SHITTY country.

Tinubu is HORRIBLY WEAK Leader!

Otherwise, that steupeed boy in Burkina Faso would have been BUNDLED to Kirikiri 5 minutes after they arrested those soldiers.

MADNESS!

Good one from Ghana!

NO sensible countries would allow ILLsraelis in their country in the first place.

Half their population are Spy Agents.
The other half are DYING to be spies.

Either way, NO sensible country should allow them into their country.

If NOT for corruption and BEGGARY, countries in Africa should have designated ILLsrael a Country of Particular Concern.

You are INZAIN!

JUST 2 months of dating and you are already planning MARRIAGE?

What is WRONG with youuu?!

On the kissing:

Kissing is the PEAK of intimacy.
It is more SENSUAL and INTIMATE than sex.

That's why pro.stitutes in brothels will puck a guy RAW and blow a gasket if the guy tries to kiss them.

If you LOVE someone, kissing is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

So, it's either she DOES NOT love you as much as you think. She most likely DOESN'T. Planning marriage after 2 months of dating reeks of DESPERATION.
That could KILL attraction.

Or one of you is SICK.
Could be extreme HALITOSIS or bad teeth on your part.
Or you GF is one of those people who have GENUINE mental illnesses like germophobia, philemaphobia, etc. This is UNLIKELY.

Most likely option is she HATES your guts and she's just SETTLING for you 'cause she's getting old and desperate for marriage too.

Either way, END the charade!

Kissing is clearly IMPORTANT to you since you seem bothered that she's refusing your advances.

End it and find someone who's interested in kissing you as much as you are in kissing her.

If you let this NONSENSE go and proceed with marriage, you will only see her pants in the bathroom.

Simple answer:

VERIFICATION!

Nobody can tell a tall tale like that when everybody is wielding a PORTABLE camera.

Plus, a lot of "miracles" can now be explained by Science.

If DNA tests were present in Biblical Times, Mary Magdalene would not have been the only Mary that people tried to STONE.

The father of Jesus would be quickly revealed as Mary's "bestie".

AOresources:
You are an irresponsible man in view!

EXTREMELY stiupeeed comment!

He's irresponsible for not wanting to shoulder the BURDEN of another adult and the children that could result from such a union.

Would you rather he gets married and grow to RESENT his spouse for jeopardising his "Soft Life"?

The OP is a self aware man.
He knows what he wants.
And he's doing things that won't jeopardise it.

He's a GREAT man!

To OP:

Order yourself some SPERMICIDE, Postinor 2 and a box of condoms; then INVITE that girl to come and eat indomie.

This is what I am talking about!

Nigeria may be a SHEEETHOLE but we are still their Daddy in this Africa.

Planning a coup in our backyard should be FORBIDDEN.

Tinubu was SLOW when it came to Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso.
The response was WEAK.

BUT the response in Benin Republic was SWIFT.
That's how it should be.

Coup plotters should NOT be allowed to exist.

Validated:
You are the one NOT SMART ...Who adds the VALUE, producer or consumer? You pay for the VALUE the PRODUCER ADDED, not the consumer addition. Consumers pay VAT.

Mr Man, you are NOT smart.
Embrace your ignorance and LEARN!

VAT is paid on RAW MATERIALS and SEMI-FINISHED goods. Not just finished goods.

Consumers are NOT the only ones who pay VATs.
Producers and Manufacturers do too.

That is why VAT is linked to supply regardless of who the buyer is.

Learn!

OP is NOT a very smart person!

It's LITERALLY in the name—VALUE ADDED TAX.

How clearer can it be?!

Furthermore, this is how VAT is addressed in Section 145 of the NTA 2025:

VAT shall be paid on all taxable supplies in Nigeria.

For those like OP who have a hard time understanding simple English, supplies means a Supplier or business entity is engaged in productive economic activity is selling.

The Law was specifically worded to target SUPPLIER.

It is SUPPLIERS who collect VATs on behalf of the tax authorities. In fact, suppliers who FAIL to collect VAT would be in serious LEGAL trouble.

OP's arguments that the VAT reflects just consumption is absolute MADNESS.

If there is an EXTREMELY productive state in Nigeria, their VATs would reflect it.
Because the people who are doing the production would be the people who are collecting the VATs.
And the VATs would reflect in the collections of that state.

VAT is a very NICE picture of the productivity of states in Nigeria.

If OP doesn't like the picture, that SUCKS for him.
But that is NOT an excuse to spread FAKE information.

ONLY fools would take advice on governance from a man who helped put a PDFile in the White House.

Plus, this is coming just days after Twitter was fined €120M by the EU.

It doesn't take a genius to see the connection.

Also, the EU should have been the most POWERFUL Continental Force in the world. But they SOLD their souls to America.

Now, this PDFile-supporter is giving them a GOLDEN opportunity to grow a spine.

First item on the agenda should be an ABSOLUTE BAN on the sheeethole called Twitter.

They don't need an excuse.
They can find GENUINE reasons to BAN it.

One of which is the obvious NAZISM being spread on the platform with the blessings of the QUIRKY owner.

Second item is to BAN Spacex operations in the EU.
Third item would be to take a REALLY good look at Tesla cars.

Do this and MUZZLE the Musk in no time!

But the WEAK EU Leaders would standby and let the IMMIGRANT citizen of a rogue country talk smack about them.

PATHETIC!

This Virgin Girl looks SUSPICIOUSLY like an after one.

European leaders are MOWRUNS!

They are NOT very smart.

They are aligning their policies with an ERRATIC nincompoop across the ocean instead of making policies that would be beneficial to them REGARDLESS of wha happens in America.

Take for instance, the issue between Nexperia and Netherlands.

Trump beeetched about China.

The Dutch Government, eager to please, jumped in and SEIZED Nexperia which is a Chinese-owned Chipmaker.

They claimed it was because of National Security.

One month later, Trump met with Xi and saw the light.

Then the Dutch Government sheepishly returned control of Nexperia.

What happened to National Security?!


Europe is a continent of RICH and technologically ADVANCED countries acting like Africa.

They think the US is powerful.
But most of that power is provided by Europe.

Imagine if the US sanctioned a country and Europe REFUSES to enforce it.

Without Europe, America would just be a toothless dog.

The moment European Leaders shift away from America-led policies to Europe-led ones, America would be FINISHED.

They can rely on China for most of their goods and create their own services by themselves.

Instead, Europe has leaders who KOWTOW to a PDFile FELON who said that the EU was created to screw with America.

Pure MADNESS!

On creation of a company:

This is only RELEVANT for people who are running a business as SOLE PROPRIETORS.

Based on the old and new tax laws, Sole Proprietors are treated exactly as an INDIVIDUAL.
So they are taxed like a normal person collecting salaries.

That means, if a sole proprietor makes a profit above #800K, he'd be charged a Personal Income Tax. Just like an individual that makes a salary above #800K.

On the other hand, a Small Company will NOT pay any tax under the new tax laws.

A small company is defined in the NTA 2025 as a company making less than a #100 MILLION in annual revenue with Total Fixed Assets less than #250M.

So if you run your business as a Sole Proprietorship and make a profit of just #1 Million, you could be liable to pay tax.

But if you register as a Small Company and make a profit of #90 MILLION, your tax liability on that profit would be ZERO.

That's the benefit of registering a company.

First of all, CONGRATULATIONS on acknowledging the fact that you do NOT understand the PDFs you downloaded.

Some people downloaded it, FAILED to understand it and still went ahead to spread FALSE information.

Understand this:

NOBODY is going to enter your account and deduct money.

NOT the government.
NOT the NRS.

The notion that any transaction above #850k would be automatically subjected to tax is a LIE spread by IGNORANT people intent on causing chaos.

The new tax laws operate on a SELF-REPORTING system.

You will file your tax returns and the tax authority will review it and look at your account statements to determine the accuracy of your filing.

If there's a DISCREPANCY, they will invite you for EXPLANATIONS.

For instance, you may have received #1 BILLION into your account and paid taxes on something that amounts to an income of just #2 Million.

They'll invite you to explain.
Could be as simple as someone sent you money to make a payment on their behalf.

NOBODY is going to enter your account to deduct tax. Ever!

ILLsrael is a conclave of sex CRIMINALS.

Imagine Tel Aviv, a city of LESS than 500,000 people, outspending London a city of over 9 MILLION people on Only fans.

They are a bunch of SEX CRAZED perverts.
That's why they resort to raping and even SODOMIZING male Palestinian captives.

Speaking of sex crimes, many people gloss over the fact that Jeffrey Epstein, the architect of the LARGEST PDFile ring the world has ever known, was JOOOWISH.

The founder of OnlyFans is also JOOOWISH.

Someone needs to look into that.

Africa was too LENIENT with the multiple COUP PLOTTERS in recent years.

Imagine the Burkina Faso boy who plotted a coup and became a celebrity thanks to the UNTHINKING audience on Social Media.

The moment ONE stupeeed soldier boy plotted a coup, the ECOWAS Military/AU Military or whatever Africa has should have INVADED that Country and LEVEL it.

Victory would NOT be easy but victory would NOT be the point of such an INVASION.

It would be to create a VICIOUS DETERRENT.

It'd send a message that you are FREE to plot a coup but you'll NOT live to enjoy the coup.

By the time the Military of 10-15 countries land in the country of the Coup Plotters and start wasting them, the next edi.ot contemplating a coup would think twice.

Plus, the West would NOT provide aid to the TRAITORS since the INVADERS would be "fighting for democracy".

African Leaders sealed their own fates when they CONDONED the first coup.

As a matter of Public Safety, kindly identify your brother.

NOBODY should be treated by a REEET-HERDED Doctor like him.

First, he made the HORRIBLE mistake of wifing up a leg-chain-wearing demon in human form.

Having anything to do with a woman who wears leg chains is like dining with a man who has HORNS—you'd deserve everything you get.

Leg chains on a woman is like being WRAPPED in a RED FLAG that doubles as a SCREECHING ALARM.

Your brother IGNORED such an obvious red flag.

Then the MUGU borrowed money to SPONSOR a visa with a LEG-CHAIN-WEARING woman as the main applicant while attaching himself as a MERE dependent.

Your brother is a THREAT to Public Safety!

MADNESS!

Rape is NONCONSENSUAL sex.

Regardless of the parties involved, ALL nonconsensual sex is RAPE.

DELIBERATELY killing your spouse is still MURDER.
DELIBERATELY assaulting your spouse is still ASSAULT.

Deliberately FORCING your spouse into sex is still RAPE.

Relationship between a CRIMINAL and a victim does NOT change the crime.

If you RAPE your spouse you are a RAPIST.

Just like a man who sexually abuses his own child is as much a PDFile as the Donald that travelled to Epstein's Island to rape another person's child.

Victims DON'T define the crime.
The CRIME defines the crime.

Religion is a DISEASE!

Imagine REJECTING a recommended lifesaving medical procedure because it's against the tenets of a religion devised by people when the peak of medical knowledge was amputation and leeching.

Pure MADNESS!

You are sick with cancer and you're rejecting the treatments recommended by Medical Professionals while saying "whatever happens is god's will."

Yet same people will tell you that NOTHING happens without God's approval. So the medical innovation that led to blood transfusion is inherently God's will too.

But because it's not being manifested through Pulpit BANDITS, you are discounting it.

Religion is a KILLER!

What this lady is doing is NOT different from a suicide bomber who blow himself up with the promise of 72 virgins—both of them will die in VAIN.

The worst part of all this that the Religious Leaders of this people would be on the first flight to Europe if they do much as cough funny.

Meanwhile, someone is here REJECTING treatment for cancer in the name of religion.

They will WRECK their bodies with BDSM, MULTIPLE abortions and MFM threesomes, then use make up, push-up bras and waist trainers to prop up the DILAPIDATED kabukabu until they snag the ultimate MAGA.

Everything would look "on fleek" until they take off the push-up bra and one breast FLOPS to Sokoto and the other flops to Yenagoa.

But by then, it'd be too LATE for their VICTIMS to escape 'cause some INNOCENT church bro foolishly agreed to NO SEX before marriage.

MADNESS!

This one is using the possibility of a man being ABUSED in his marriage for comic relief.

If the shoe was on the other foot, ALL of them would be calling CNN, BBC and every NGO known to men.

But since it's a man likely being VICTIMISED, it's okay to catch cruise.

Repulsive!

What is this FHOOL talking about?

She says DON'T force them to block their ex because that won't change their feelings about that ex.

That's the beetch acknowledging that they still have feelings for said ex and their current man should give them the avenue to REKINDLE those feelings.

MADNESS!

That's like seeing a monkey looking RAVENOUSLY at a bunch of YOUR bananas and you chose to PEEL them for him.

She's basically advocating for men to ALLOW themselves to be CUCKOLDED.

Anyway, I don't blame her.
I blame the men who still PURSUE serious relationships with the women of today.