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Christianity Etc › Re: Aunty Esther Dies After Cancer Battle & Refusing Blood Transfusion by Namaster: 11:00am On Dec 28, 2025
DEATH by STUPIDITY!

Pure MADNESS!
Properties › Re: Why Is Housing In Lagos So Expensive And Who Is Really To Blame? (let’s Discuss by Namaster:
First of all, the idea that houses in Lagos is somehow ASTRONOMICALLY more expensive in Lagos than in other places is WRONG!

Go to Enugu. Houses in Enugu are on the same price point as those in Lagos. Yet, Enugu does not have HALF the economic opportunities that Lagos have.

Same thing is obtainable in Osogbo, Osun state.
Houses there are NEARLY on the same price level as those in Lagos.

YET, Osun state does not have half the economic opportunities in 1 LCDA in Lagos State.

The only places that you would really FEEL the price differences in Lagos is if you're looking for apartments in the really HIGHBROW areas of Lagos State.

One reason people complain about house rents in Lagos is because majority of people in Lagos are TENANTS in Lagos but have HOMES in their own states.

They have not had the NEED to rent apartments in their OWN states.
Otherwise, many of them would REALISE that the MADNESS of exorbitant house rents is NOT limited to Lagos State.

ANOTHER reason that would explain the house rents in Lagos is the fact that Lagos is the SMALLEST state in Nigeria when it comes to landmass yet it's simultaneously the MOST POPULOUS state in Nigeria.

TOO MANY people are jostling for TOO LITTLE space.

Then, there is simply the matter of the FACT that Lagos is the LARGEST economic hub in West Africa.

Rents in such places would RIGHTFULLY be more expensive than in the backwater places that people hardly hear about.

Just like you CANNOT expect rents in Silicon Valley or Hollywood to be the same as rents in places like Alaska.

Same way you cannot expect prices in Lagos to be similar to Ekiti or Abia state or Gombe state.

Especially, when you consider the fact that Lagos doubles as both the Silicon Valley and Hollywood of Nigeria.

Finally, there are the DEMONS called REAL ESTATE AGENTS.
They are CRIMINALS and CROOKS that should be expunged from the housing market.

But they are NOT exclusive to Lagos.
They are EVERYWHERE.

My point is that RENTS in Lagos are WORTH IT.
They are JUSTIFIABLE.
Plus, the difference in price between Lagos and any other halfway decent city/state is NOT that much compared to MASSIVE difference in economic opportunities and amenities.

ALL that being said, I CANNOT stand Lagos.
Christianity Etc › Re: NSPPD Emerges As Third Most-viewed Youtube Channel Worldwide In 2025 by Namaster: 8:38am On Dec 27, 2025
Is this BLOGGER illiterate or just plain MISCHIEVOUS?!

The stats CLEARLY states most viewed LIVESTREAMERS yet this blogger is reporting it as the third most viewed CHANNEL.

ILLITERATE!

Obviously, being the third-most viewed LIVESTREAMER on YouTube while selling SCAM is still an achievement.
But do NOT exaggerate.

Took 3 seconds to spot the exaggeration.
Most viewed channels WITHOUT listing MrBeast?
Scam!

In a true list of the most viewed CHANNELS in the world, this SCAMMER'S channel would not make top 50.
Romance › Re: Tolu Taiwo From Yintab Summer Lessons 2006, Looking For Ope Her First Boyfriend by Namaster:
This is simultaneously PATHETIC and HILARIOUS!

First of all, that's a TATTOO on her breast.
Likely NOT the only tattoo she has.
If Ope knows what's good for him, he'll remain INCOGNITO.

Secondly, this:

"...Ihave been dreaming for ope since 2019"


Smart people will ask "what changed in 2019?'

She hit The Wall, that's what.
She could feel the wall closing in.

She was done playing the field.
And ready to settle down.

When she was 18-25 and getting attention from men of her spec, she did NOT dream of Ope.

That's why she waited 13 years to dream of Ope.

Thirdly, this:
"Baba told me..."

Ope, if you are reading this, RUN!

NO sensible man should have ANYTHING to do with a supposedly EDUCATED woman who still dabbles in VOODOO.

Imagine in the 21ST Century and an educated person is paying for a Native Doctor to help her find someone called Ope with no surname or picture.

grin

That level of STEWPIDITY could be contagious.
AVOID!

Rather than paying for a Private Investigator, madam went to a Baba.

MADNESS!

Her OCCULTISM and TATTOOS are HUGE Red Flags.

Ope NEEDS to run.

Finally, it is SHOCKING to see a grown-ass woman think that she'd met her SOULMATE at 13.

Both of them were barely on the cusp of PUBERTY.
Hormones were raging. And their brains were barely fully formed.

It speaks of the ULTIMATE DESPERATION for someone to think that they met their soulmate, someone they knew for a few weeks, at that age.

Plus, the "love" at that age is still INNOCENT.
It has not been coloured by past experiences and BETRAYALS.

I am 100% certain that if Ope appears right now, he'll NEVER live up to the memory of Ope in this lady's mind.

RESENTMENT will build up in no time.


FINAL FINALLY, ALL other sensible men should take note of this lady and AVOID her!

You don't want to play second fiddle to a 20-year old memory.

You don't want to be with someone that is DESPERATELY pining for the memory of a 13-year old boy that no longer exists.

Thankfully, she was kind enough to include her pictures.
Makes it easier to RUN!
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by Namaster: 4:03pm On Dec 24, 2025
It's a MANIPULATION technique called Trickle Truthing.

They ALL use it.

First, comes the BLATANT lie—female friend.

When that lie becomes unsustainable, then a little TRICKLE of truth—It was actually a MAN but nothing happened.

grin

If you continue to press her, another truth will trickle out—something did happen but it was JUST a kiss.

Then, it'll turn to just BJ and no penetration. They didn't even get naked.

Then, it'll become they did get naked but he just RUBBED the tip on clit.

Then FINALLY, it'll be we had sex but it was just ONCE.

grin

MEN who still marry today are just deceiving themselves.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Administration Will Begin Taking Paychecks From Student Loan Defaulters by Namaster: 7:37pm On Dec 23, 2025
The RACISTS and MISOGYNISTS will have sense by FORCE!

grin

Biden and Harris FORGAVE massive amounts of Student Loan Debts.

The PDFile they elected wants to REMOVE money from their salary BEFORE they even see it.

Everybody will have SENSE by force.
Family › Re: Man Cries Out After Wife Leaves Him With Baby Over Minor Disagreement (PicsVideo by Namaster: 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2025
Man NEEDS to do a DNA test ASAP!

Marriage of 1 year and the HEARTLESS wife already abandoned him and a NEWBORN.

Clearly, that's a woman with TERRIBLE morals and ZERO love for the guy.

Plus, the man just has the appearance of someone that's BEGGING to be the victim of Paternity Fraud.

He NEEDS to do a DNA test before he ends up SINGLEHANDEDLY raising a child he did NOT conceive.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian General Killed By Car Bomb In Moscow, Officials Say by Namaster: 10:22am On Dec 22, 2025
The Ukrainian Military are incredibly RESOURCEFUL and RESILIENT.

Especially, their Intelligence Forces.

They have assassinated 3 TOP Russian Military Leaders.

Plus, that DRONE ATTACK that was secretly launched and perfectly EXECUTED on Russian Airbase SHOCKED a lot of people.
Most of all, the Russian Military.

A LOT of people don't understand how POWERFUL the Ukrainian Military is because they are fighting a Military BEHEMOTH like Russia.
Politics › Re: FG To Introduce Mandatory Vehicle Recycling Fee From 2026 by Namaster: 9:45am On Dec 22, 2025
This is EVIL and CRIMINAL!

Previous post on the issue:

IF Tinubu wins in 2027, Nigeria would look like HELL and Nigerians would DESERVE it.

This is a government of ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY marked with a level of INSECURITY we've NEVER seen before in the history of Nigeria.

YET Nigerians are being gradually STRANGLED under the weight of MULTIPLE taxes.

First, he removed fuel subsidy. So motorists have to pay MORE for fuel. And non-motorists have to pay more for FARES.

NOBODY knows where the savings on fuel subsidy is going.

Then, he FLOATED the Naira and car importers have no option but to pay what was previously considered BLACK MARKET RATES to import cars and car buyers have to PAY through the NOSE to buy 15-year old cars.

Then, there is the Tinted Permit which is basically another form of TAX.

NEXT year, the 5% SURCHARGE (read tax) on all fuel purchases would likely be implemented.

Then, they'd TOP it off with another TAX in the form of Motor Recycling Fee.

In addition to that, he also wants Exporters to pay for a PRE-EXPORT Certificate which will definitely be passed on to Importers who'll pass it on to Final Car Buyers.

This is ALL in addition to the 7.5% VAT you'll need to pay when you buy a car.

To buy and own a car next year, you'll NEED to sell your kidney, your mother's kidney, your father's kidney and your Grandma's kidneys too.

ONLY good thing is that your Village People would AVOID you 'cause they won't like the way you'd be eyeing their kidneys too.

Tinubu is trying to MURDER Nigerians!
Politics › Re: FG Go Make Over ₦150bn Every Year As Motor Recycling Fee Start 2026 by Namaster:
IF Tinubu wins in 2027, Nigeria would look like HELL and Nigerians would DESERVE it.

This is a government of ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY marked with a level of INSECURITY we've NEVER seen before in the history of Nigeria.

YET Nigerians are being gradually STRANGLED under the weight of MULTIPLE taxes.

First, he removed fuel subsidy. So motorists have to pay MORE for fuel. And non-motorists have to pay more for FARES.

NOBODY knows where the savings on fuel subsidy is going.

Then, he FLOATED the Naira and car importers have no option but to pay what was previously considered BLACK MARKET RATES to import cars and car buyers have to PAY through the NOSE to buy 15-year old cars.

Then, there is the Tinted Permit which is basically another form of TAX.

NEXT year, the 5% SURCHARGE (read tax) on all fuel purchases would likely be implemented.

Then, they'd TOP it off with another TAX in the form of Motor Recycling Fee.

In addition to that, he also wants Exporters to pay for a PRE-EXPORT Certificate which will definitely be passed on to Importers who'll pass it on to Final Car Buyers.

This is ALL in addition to the 7.5% VAT you'll need to pay when you buy a car.

To buy and own a car next year, you'll NEED to sell your kidney, your mother's kidney, your father's kidney and your Grandma's kidneys too.

ONLY good thing is that your Village People would AVOID you 'cause they won't like the way you'd be eyeing their kidneys too.

Tinubu is trying to MURDER Nigerians!
Romance › Re: Ideas Needed Please � by Namaster: 6:34am On Dec 22, 2025
WTF is going on here?!

Someone lives in YOUR house rent-free.
CHEATS on you.
BELITTLES you.
INSULTS you in private and in PUBLIC.
She TORTURES you mentally and emotionally.

And I'm 100% certain you are enduring all this NONSENSE without getting laid.

Yet you are HESITANT to throw her out.

You are a BROKEN man!
You were broken by a WORHE too.

Here's your SALVATION:
1. Call a MALE friend, colleague or sibling to come to your place. NOT a weak person like you.

2. Call her family/friend to come pick her up.

3. PACK her bags MINUS everything you bought for her.

4. You and your male HELPER should throw out ALL her belongings.

5. NO NEGOTIATIONS!

6. If she INSULTS you, keep quiet. You are USED to that.

7. If she TOUCHES you, do something that'll make us read about you on Nairaland FrontPage.

8. DO EVERYTHING TODAY!

9. If you succeed, thank your helper PROFUSELY and buy him a couple of drinks.

10. Get and READ these 2 books: No More Mr Nice Guy and The Manipulated Man.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Epstein Documents Vanish From U.S. Justice Department Website, Including Photo by Namaster: 11:05pm On Dec 21, 2025
The ENTIRE American infrastructure is protecting PDFiles. Or more specifically, one PARTICULAR PDFile.

The FBI colluded with the DOJ and the COMPROMISED American Media to protect The PDFile they elected.

What a SHAME!

This same ROTTEN society is now masquerading as the Christian Capital of the world.

MADNESS!

A country where NOT 1 but TWO of their Presidents are PROVEN PDFile.
Politics › Re: Will The January Taxes Affect Already Saved Money In My Savings Account by Namaster: 10:10am On Dec 20, 2025
First of all, NOBODY is going to enter your account and move your money.

Even if you are LIABLE to tax, they would not just enter your account and DEDUCT your money.

Secondly, your bank balance is IMMUNE to income tax.

Even if you have #100 BILLION balance. You would not be subjected to Income Tax for the year.

But if you are sending #500K+ for purchases, keep receipts. You could be liable to Value Added Tax and they'd want to see that you are paying those.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Jake Paul In The 6th Round by Namaster: 6:58am On Dec 20, 2025
Very clearly a FARCE!

It's a SHAME what Anthony Joshua would DEBASE himself in such a way.

In a REAL boxing match, it would have ended in MANSLAUGHTER.
Education › Re: How TEMU Is Dealing With Greedy Individuals by Namaster: 9:59am On Dec 19, 2025
grin

He thought TEMU was doing "promo".
He DIDN'T realise he was the one doing the promo.

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Accuses China, Qatar Of Leading Global Campaign To Isolate Israel by Namaster: 9:39am On Dec 19, 2025
"...meeting with about 250 American lawmakers..."

ILLsrael successfully CONQUERED America without firing a single shot.

Now, the MOST powerful country in the World is just a VASSAL of ILLsrael.

Imagine if the President of Kenya had a PRIVATE meeting with 250 Nigerian Lawmakers.


It's WEIRD!

That is 250 COMPROMISED individuals shaping the future of America and the world however ILLsrael wants.

AIPAC money is WORKING.

Back to the news:

SATANyahu should be CAREFUL with Xi.
China is NOT a country of DEFENSE LESS farmers like Gaza.

And unlike Qatar, they'd NOT wait for apologies if you ATTACK their country.
Romance › Re: Mandatory Postnatal DNA Testing: A Solution To Paternity Fraud In Nigeria? by Namaster: 7:47am On Dec 18, 2025
This is a NO BRAINER!

EVERY newborn should move from the vag.ina to the Laboratory.
Business › Re: Grace Nation Founder Chris Okafor Remarries Amid Public Backlash From Actress by Namaster: 9:24pm On Dec 16, 2025
Women DON'T give a fhok!

They DON'T care about anybody but themselves.

Imagine the ATROCITY that he's being accused of committing and this woman still put on a make up, wedding gown and walked down the SULLIED isle with this man.

Two LOSERS in this scenario:

1. The bride.
2. The jilted WORHE.

Both played themselves.

Also, the amount of GULLIBLE people in this world is disturbing.

You know what your "Pastor" has done yet you still ATTEND his church.

The WORHE that got jilted claimed the "Pastor" fhoked her everywhere.

Maybe the Pulpit too?

MADNESS!
Romance › Re: Guys Before You Criticize Pastor Okafor: Did You Marry All The Ladies You Sexed? by Namaster: 8:17am On Dec 16, 2025
No SENSIBLE man will criticise the Yahoo Boy masquerading as a Pastor.

EVERYBODY knows the WORHE got what she deserved.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ICC Rejects Israel Appeal, Arrest Warrants For Netanyahu,Gallant Remain In Force by Namaster: 11:32pm On Dec 15, 2025
ILLsrael is a CRIMINAL state that believes it should NOT be held accountable for its crimes.

God BLESS the 3 Judges that did not bow to pressure from the PDFile in the White House.
Romance › Re: Female Student Declared Missing For Eight Days Found At Boyfriend’s Residence by Namaster: 10:04pm On Dec 14, 2025
They sent you to school to LEARN.

Instead, madam switched off her phone and went for MARATHON SEX.

Didn't even have the DECENCY to let her friends and parents know she was SAFE.

She let everyone PANIC and assume she was dead or kidnapped.
Meanwhile, she was just busy being a WORHE.
Romance › Re: Red Flag Discovery Gone Wrong. Should I Still Continue This Relationship? by Namaster: 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2025
RUN!

Her mother is ANGRY at you for being angry at her daughter's INFIDELITY.

RUN!

This woman will help her daughter to ABORT a pregnancy that resulted from her daughter's INFIDELITY.

Plus, you haven't mentioned the FATHER.
So she sounds like a SINGLE MOTHER.

AVOID single mothers!
AVOID the daughters of single mothers.

RUN!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Urges Prayers For Victims Of US Varsity Shooting by Namaster: 7:12am On Dec 14, 2025
A SHITHOLE by many metrics!

Implement SENSIBLE gun laws, they said NO.

Imagine it was an African Country that STUDENTS keep getting KILLED every week. Year after year.

These SAME people would have declared that there was a TARGETED STUDENT Genocide in the country.

Now that it's in their country, they are making it seem like it's a NORMAL occurrence.
America NORMALISED the consistent massacre of STUDENTS.

From their Secondary (High) Schools to their universities.
NO student is safe in America.

#freeSTUDENTS
Politics › Re: When? We are Still Selling Gasoline Above 900. by Namaster: 5:41am On Dec 14, 2025
Very AUDIO!

Still bought Petrol for #895 yesterday.

Plus, people seem to MISUNDERSTAND the reason for the temporary reduction.

Dangote is trying to UNDERCUT the competition who IMPORT low-quality, cheaper fuel into Nigeria.

He's trying to RUN them out of business and make them CLOSE shop or turn to him as their SUPPLIER.

Then, the REAL problem begins.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Demands Immunity From ICC, Israeli Leaders Or He'll Sanction Them by Namaster: 6:52pm On Dec 13, 2025
Only FOOLS support this PDFile.

Why is he HUSTLING for preemptive PARDONS if he's NOT committing CRIMES.
He also wants pardon for top US Criminals (aka Hegseth).

Bloody CRIMINAL!

Funniest thing is that the crimes prosecutable by the ICC were likely defined by Western Nations.

I bet they NEVER imagined they'd have criminals like the PDFile and Netanyahu to deal with.

The PDFile is literally asking for ICC to CONTRADICT its raison d'etre.

He already has BLANKET immunity thanks to the US' COMPROMISED Supreme Court.

He's FREE from prosecution in the US for his crimes.
Now, he wants INTERNATIONAL bodies to excuse his crimes.

All these because the US would rather have a RAYPIST PDFile with 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS than vote for a black woman.

MADNESS!

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