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PoliticsRe: Address Me As His Imperial Majesty — Oluwo by Namaster:
A STUPID and MEANINGLESS request.

Imperial Majesty is the proper way to address an EMPEROR. Not a King.

The explanation he gave for this nonsense is LAME.

Ultimately, he's just exhibiting the "I better pass my neighbour" mentality that is COMMON to Nigerians.

He wants to show that he is more KINGLY than other Yoruba Kings.

And that's just STUPID when you consider that ALL of them are POWERLESS relics of a BYGONE era that exist only because people are too SENTIMENTAL.
Foreign AffairsRe: Black Conservatives SCOLD Obama After He Called Them Out by Namaster:
The term "Black Conservatives" sounds like an euphemism for IMBECILES.

Here's a man who comes from a LINEAGE of unrepentant racists who absolutely LOATHE your guts as a black person.

For context, in 1954 a musician wrote a song titled "Old Man Trump". The song was about Donald's father, Fred Trump, about his REFUSAL to rent to black people.

Donald himself was called out in the 90s for doing the same thing.

In other words, RACISM runs in the Ttump gamily.

Plus, his WHOLE platform and his supporters demonise the Diversity, Equity and Inclusiveness Initiave which is a programme that gives black people MORE opportunities in their profession.

These opportunities would NOT have been available to black people without the DEI programme NOT because they are incompetent or unqualified.

It wouldn't have been available to them just because they are NOT white.

Add to all these, the fact that Trump is a FELON, a RAPIST and a PEDOPHILE and you'll get a picture of Black Conservatives:

An IMBECCCILE.
Foreign AffairsRe: What Obama Is Doing Right Now Is Similar To What African Leaders Do by Namaster:
This post is the DUMBEST post on the Internet TODAY!

You are bitching about the influence of Obama on the Democratic Party. You insinuate that he "might" be running a shadow government.

Meanwhile, Donald "Grab 'em by the Pussy" Trump is the ONE who commanded EVERY Republican in Congress to KILL a bill that would tighten the US Border and solve the illegal immigrants problems that Trump and the rest of the Republicans have been bitching about.

In other words, a former President UNDERMINED the current administration by leveraging his influence with his party members.

That's the shadow government you're looking for. Not Obama.

Also, using the term "shadow government" shows that you are one of those Conspiracy NUTHEADS who think the Democrats are CONTROLLING the weather and sending hurricanes to Florida.

grin
PoliticsRe: ₦1,030: Petrol Price May Go Up Again, Experts Warn by Namaster:
When Tinubu HASTILY removed fuel subsidy and the price of fuel was SUDDENLY jerked up from #197 to #620+, they claimed that #620+ was the REAL price of fuel.

The moment the MASSES and NLC let a CRIMINAL like Tinubu get away with a 300%+ INCREASE in the price of fuel is the moment Nigerians FUCCCKED up.

Now, in the past 3 months that #620+ has almost DOUBLED with predictions of MORE increases to come.

They DANGLED Dangote's refinery as a PANACEA to Nigerians' petroleum WOES.

But the Refinery seemingly marked a DESTABILISATION of the oil sector. In fact, one could say it's the HARBINGER of the mysterious and sharp increases in the price of fuel.

WORST of it is that EVERYBODY claims they are not the ONE increasing the price of fuel. From FG to NNPCL, everybody says they are NOT responsible for hiking the price.

But Tinubu and his MINIONS keep trying to convince Nigerians that Nigeria is doing well.

That the UNBEARABLE and PERVASIVE hardship in the country is a feat of ECONOMIC GENIUS.

grin

It's time to start EATING politicians. Everybody should eat their own politicians so there's no tribalism.
PoliticsRe: How Can You Increase Fuel From N187 To Over N1,000 In One Year? by Namaster: 8:06pm On Oct 12, 2024
WORST part is that Tinubu keeps INSISTING that he's NOT the one fixing the price of fuel.

NNPC says the same thing.

The price keeps JUMPING every week and NOBODY is taking responsibility for it.

NLC is BROKEN too.
PoliticsRe: IT Jobs And Harsh Training Discouraging Youths From Military Service by Namaster: 5:30pm On Oct 12, 2024
A senior personnel RAPED a female soldier and threw her in a psychiatric hospital.

When the soldier took the story to the Press and social media, they threw her in JAIL.

The Military conducted a SHADY investigation and exonerated the RAPIST and DISMISSED the victim.

Is that the same Military they want people to join?
Christianity EtcRe: Uebert Angel Claims Elon Musk Is Paving The Way For Anti-christ (video) by Namaster: 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2024
I DON'T blame this scammer. I blame his audience.

Educated people who sit down and listen to this NONSENSE are the real issue.

Just imagine the level of MENTAL GYMNASTICS it took to convert Neuralink to 666. cheesy

Yet NOBODY In his circle or congregation told him:
"Sir, with due respect sir and in deference to your divine authority sir, could you maybe SHUT THE FUCCCK UP?!".

Because of Neuralink's product BlindSight, the BLIND can SEE. Yet someone who CANNOT cure ordinary CATARRH is saying Neuralink means 666.

Dude deserves a tune up.
CareerRe: Top 7 Degrees That Produce The Most Millionaires by Namaster: 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2024
If you study Political Science in Nigeria, just be ready to use your NYSC Allowance to buy a POS.

grin
CrimeRe: Why EFCC Should Not Be Scrapped – Fintiri by Namaster: 4:13pm On Oct 12, 2024
"This came in response to a suit filed at the Supreme Court by 16 state governors challenging the legality of the laws establishing the commission."

A gang of THIEVES!

The champions of EMBEZZLEMENT do not like the possibility of facing the CONSEQUENCES of their wanton LOOTING.

The 16 governors must REALLY have something to hide.

Instead of working to EASE the lives of their people who are GROANING under the malicious and ANTI-PEOPLE policies of the FG, they are working to make sure that they can loot and go scot FREE.

It's the height of SHAMELESSNESS!

ONLY in Nigeria would criminals be so BOLD to the extent of filing a lawsuit to complain that the institution that punishes their brand of criminality should NOT exist.

EFCC should be drafting their invitation letters.
HealthRe: Why I Can’t Practise Medicine In Nigeria Again – Popular Canada-based Physician, by Namaster:
"...See what happens when you practice medicine abroad; I have worked here as a doctor for 23 years and we are trained to be transparent to our patients. There is no reason to lie. You tell them the diagnosis, everything is clear to them.

Unlike Nigeria, they won’t tell you the diagnosis, they won’t tell you the prognosis. It’s different."


This is very REAL and very DISTURBING.

I experienced this once at a Private Hospital and I was SHOCKED.

After a relative was admitted to a hospital, a Doctor examined him. Then he started to prescribe and SEVERAL drugs and injections.

I asked the Doctor what was the diagnosis and he acted like I just invited him to FEAST on a plate of faeces.

He got offended and BELLIGERENT and I would NOT back down so it devolved into a SHOUTING match right inside the ward.

Very USELESS Doctor!

Feeding people drugs and pumping them full of injections without telling them what you are actually treating is MADNESS.

Diagnosis is IMPORTANT. It's NOT just a guide for caring for patients. It's a COMFORT to patients and their families too.

Fear of the UNKNOWN is real. Minds leap to worst case scenarios when it comes to health issues.

Putting a name to illnesses ASSUAGES that fear. It lets people know that their loved one is being treated for stomach ulcer and NOT heart conditions.

You should NOT have to challenge a Doctor to Mortal Combat just to get a diagnosis.

Good of this Doctor to point this out!
AutosRe: US Dockworkers Strike: Impact On Consumers by Namaster: 11:09am On Oct 12, 2024
Stop this NONSENSE!

The strike was SUSPENDED a few days after it started. And it happened about a week ago.

This thread is POINTLESS.
PoliticsRe: FG Earns N103.7bn From Cash Transfer Taxation by Namaster:
#103.7B taken from the COMMON man to be LOOTED by the CON men called politicians.

Looting from oil revenue and borrowed funds is NO longer enough, now they have to STEAL directly from people's accounts.

Banks will charge you to transfer money.
The government will ALSO charge you to transfer money.
Both report RECORD levels of revenue.

And Nigerians remain the ULTIMATE magas.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Retaliates By US - Sanctioning Iran Oil Sector by Namaster: 7:59am On Oct 12, 2024
Democrats are about to SHOOT themselves in the foot because of GENOCIDAL Netanyahu.

The sanctions prevent companies from dealing with Iran. Said companies would have to scramble for new suppliers who probably already have their oil supplies booked by their existing customers.

Could lead to a supply chain problem. Price of petrol ("gas") could increase. And the American population LOVE to bitch about that.
PoliticsRe: Should Nigeria Do The Same As Brazil? (photos) by Namaster: 7:50am On Oct 12, 2024
Righthussle:
If you tax churches 75%, the burden will be transferred to the gullible members. They will be made to pay 40% of their monthly income as tithe.
Mo' money for the government. grin
RomanceRe: Oyibo Babe Said I Will Pay 60% Of Our Bills And Make Food For Myself When Am Hun by Namaster: 7:42am On Oct 12, 2024
This guy looks like an IDIOT. And sounds like one too.

If you split the BILLS, you split the CHORES. Don't expect someone to pay bills and still DOTE on you.

Best thing is to split both bills and chores 50-50. Otherwise if one pays MORE bills, the other does MORE chores.

An ADULT is told he'd be cooking his own food to feed HIMSELF and he's acting like she's trying to sell him into slavery.

Very STUPID!
PoliticsRe: Should Nigeria Do The Same As Brazil? (photos) by Namaster: 7:37am On Oct 12, 2024
Banning is NOT the solution.

Fools will always find a way to WASTE their money. Whether through gambling or giving it to SCAMMERS in the form of tithes and otterings.

Best way to tackle this is to TAX churches and betting companies at a rate of 75%.
BusinessRe: Air Peace CEO Indicted In The US by Namaster: 7:28am On Oct 12, 2024
Allen is the FOUNDER and CEO of a successful airline. He's NOT stupid. He's UNLIKELY to commit a crime that'd put him on the radar of the US government.

The money laundering case is probably related to him stockpiling HUGE amounts of money in a US account.

And buying properties with it. And constantly replenishing said account with MORE money.

NOTHING will happen to him.

Worst case scenario is a FINE.
SportsRe: Kevin Behrens Refuses To Sign Autograph On Rainbow Jersey by Namaster: 7:04am On Oct 12, 2024
I see so much FOOLISHNESS in this interaction.

As a footballer, you are an ENTERTAINER in public view. A shirt is a SHIRT. If a fan presents one to you, you sign it.

Signing it DOESN'T make you gay. It DOESN'T mean you support gay people. It means you signed a SHIRT.

It costs NOTHING!

Second point of FOOLISHNESS is from the fan. People who are so STARSTRUCK they want autographs from another person are STUPID.

As this interaction has revealed, athletes and entertainers are just people capable of making DUMB decisions like this guy.
Christianity EtcRe: I’ve Never Earned Wages From Covenant University – Bishop Oyedepo by Namaster: 8:29pm On Oct 11, 2024
This is just SEMANTICS to deceive ignorant people.

The reward for business/entrepreneurship is PROFIT. He may NOT be drawing wages but Covenant University is still a business that makes CRAZY profit.

The virtue-signalling is UNNECESSARY. Adds NOTHING to the conversation.

It's a WORLD-CLASS institution and the students pay DEARLY for it.

It's not a CHARITY.
TravelRe: I Can Cook, I Can Knack: Lady Begs For Flight Before Passport Expires(photos/vid by Namaster: 7:02pm On Oct 11, 2024
grin

I like people who DON'T pretend. This girl is a DUMB WHOoRE and she's embracing it with her full chest.

Instead of beating about the bush, girl is offering to become a FULL-TIME BANG MAID just to fly before her passport expires.

It did NOT occur to her that you do NOT need a passport for domestic flights.

She's on track to WRECK her pussy for NOTHING. grin
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Celebrates Wife, Regina Daniels As She Turns 24, video and photos by Namaster:
Smart girl!

Got herself ONE steady client instead of HAWKING her ass to SEVERAL Yahoo boys and politicians until she becomes USELESS and undesirable.
RomanceRe: Don't Marry A Lady That Asks For Transport Money - Pastor Mildred (video) by Namaster: 11:47am On Oct 11, 2024
Sound advice!

In fact, I'd advise men NOT to marry at all. It's POINTLESS and has a higher chance of being detrimental to the wellbeing of a man.

Marrying in the 21st Century is like acquiring a LONG-TERM LIABILITY that also won't stop NAGGING.

BUT if you must marry, ,get your priorities right.

Think like a SHAMELESS GOLD-DIGGER and marry a rich woman.

She doesn't have to be an ALAKIJA but she shouldn't be an ALMAJIRI either.

Consider the size of her account balance first. You can worry about her cup-size LATER.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Only Sees Power As A Means To His End - Barack Obama (video) by Namaster: 10:52am On Oct 11, 2024
Obama is the PEAK of human leadership!

He's suave, SAVVY and charismatic. Plus, he's an oratical PHENOM!

One of the GREATEST public speaker EVER.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s UK Trip Is To Avoid Political Interference In Cabinet Reshuffle — Okupe by Namaster:
"Personally, from my understanding of how Presidents behave in periods of national crisis, I believe the President has willfully separated himself from officials, friends and associates to reflect and review the last 17 months and chart a new way forward for his administration."

Words like these from a former PRESIDENTIAL spokesperson shows why Nigeria has remained a SHITHOLE for decades.

So the best way for a President to behave in times of National CRISIS is to RUN AWAY from the country, ISOLATE himself from the realities of the country and people who can provide INSIGHTS into those realities and then MAGICALLY come up with a new way forward.

Who is he?
Moses?

Nigeria is NOT like a car with a sound engine and advanced cruise control that ONE man with questionable intelligence can drive easily.

No!

Nigeria is more like a CROSS-EYED horse with K-LEGS that NEVER move in the same direction. It requires experts to even get it into a stable.

Fuel price HIKES are being pulled out of thin air like the commandments of a CRAZY god that NOBODY seems to know where they are coming from or WHEN to expect them.

YET the President who is ALSO the Petroleum Minister is silent and AWOL because he's TOO chicken tell people to "come back later".

grin
PoliticsRe: No Food For Lazy Man — Remi Tinubu Urges Nigerians To Work Hard by Namaster: 9:44pm On Oct 10, 2024
It is TRUE that Nigeria is a country flowing with Milk and Honey BUT Tinubu has DAMMED it and DIVERTED it to Bourdillion.

From there, he uses pipes to dispense parts of it to his CRONIES and CABALS.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mossad Arrests American Journalists Who Reported On Mossad HQ Bombing by Namaster: 9:30pm On Oct 10, 2024
I blame US.

Any CRIME committed by Netanyahu and Israel is the fault of Biden and the US.

You equip a BELLIGERENT quasi-dictator with BILLIONS in weapons. SHIELD him from repercussions. Even ACT as a Guardian Angel when consequences are about to rain down on him and his country like Holy Ghost.

And you think he WON'T feel like he's above the law?
US is a joker!

Also, for FOOLS who keep saying they Israel is fighting TERRORISTS:

It's INSANITY to claim that you are fighting terrorism when you launch INDISCRIMINATE attacks that kill children and civilians jncluding AID WORKERS from foreign countries.

Fighting terrorism by becoming a TERRORIST is NOT fighting terrorism. It's justs a supremacy battle between TWO terrorists.

Israel and Netanyahu are fast expending the goodwill and sympathy of the rest of the world.

Only thing still propping them up is the ETERNAL confusion of Biden and the US.

They give guns and bombs to Israel to decimate a country, then airlift food and medicine to said country.

Confusing!
RomanceRe: Is It Morally Right To Date A Lady 9years Younger Than You As A Guy by Namaster:
Some men create NEEDLESS issues for themselves.

As an ADULT man, ALL adult women are VIABLE sexual partners for you.

From 18 to 99 years old, anyone that catches your interest and reciprocates your feelings is up for GRABS. grin
CrimeRe: Lagos Sex Worker Stabs Client To Death Over Service Fee (Photo) by Namaster: 9:39am On Oct 08, 2024
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Husband's Reaction To Wife's Rude Speaking by Namaster: 9:29pm On Oct 07, 2024
Disrespecting your husband to "create contents" is pure MADNESS. Especially when you have a face like kidney beans.
CrimeRe: Two Police Officers Shot In Anambra Saving Foreign VIP From Kidnappers by Namaster: 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2024
A distressingly JUMBLED article from SaharaReporters.

One article covered:

1. Shooting of 2 policemen in an attempted kidnapping.

2. 4 DEAD bodies in a suspected cult clash.

3. A dead 17-year old girl with missing parts.


ZERO connections between these cases and SR lumped them together in ONE article.

Flow of the article is STILTED and confusing.
An AMATEUR could not have done a WORSE job if he tried.

It's almost like SR have NO editors.
Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk Is Offering $47 To Refer People To Sign His Petition by Namaster: 10:11am On Oct 07, 2024
Winnin009:
It's easy to know one doesn't know what they talking about. Just one line to disprove all your nonsense.

Across Asia, Tesla is the number one EV brand.. so saying the bolded above like the car is been sold primarily in the usa is just silly. It's also number one across Europe. Or did the Europeans also make special laws for him there?

I know you don't like the guy but truth is he is bigger and smarter than anyone you've read about. Your silly analysis(that you can't even get right) is at it's best; SILLY!
Dude, you can KISS Billionaire's ass without quoting me with NONSENSE.

A little bit of CRITICALREASONING would tell you that Tesla is still enjoying its FIRST-MOVERS ADVANTAGE.

And it's dwindling rather QUICKLY.

Plus, the paranoia that the US has for Chinese Technology is working to Tesla's benefits.

Also, its POPULARITY in Europe is not surprising considering Europe take its cues from the US. Again, Critical Reasoning would have made something like that obvious.

If the US do what I outlined in my previous post, Europe will follow. Tesla would need have MORE competition.

NEXT although Musk is RICHER than everyone I know, he's neither smarter nor bigger than everyone I know.

Intellectually LIMITED people like you are the ones who believe that a wealthy person is automatically smarter, bigger and better than you.

Because you have been configured to WORSHIP money, you believe that if he's richer than you then he must be a BETTER person than you.

That's why you kiss his ass like your life depends on it. And take his words as gospel. But that's YOUR issue. NOT mine.

Finally to CEMENT your folly, you shared a screenshot about the "most known" etc brands. Again, first-movers advantage plus excellent branding at play.

In fact, I'm shocked that you think a US company with a memorable brand name like Tesla whose CEO is also an ATTENTION LovePeddler with his own Social Media company is the most popular EV brand in the world is a kind of gotcha comment. grin

Here's a couple of screenshots to set you straight:

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