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Politics › Re: No Going Back Sowore Reaffirms Support For Free Nnamdi Kanu Protest,caution Poli by Namaster: 6:05pm On Oct 19, 2025
This showdown is HILARIOUS!

They want to protest against the FG for NOT following court orders by NOT following court orders.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US To Provide $40billion To Support Argentina’s Collapsing Currency by Namaster: 6:00pm On Oct 19, 2025
"If he loses, we are not going to be generous with Argentina."

The PDFile is attempting to BRIBE an entire country to vote for a GRIFTER like himself.

Aid Package that is only available on the BASIS that his preferred candidate's party wins an election is NOT an aid package.

It's an INDUCEMENT!
A BRIBE!

That's a blatant INTERFERENCE in the democratic processes of an INDEPENDENT nation.

A CRIME!

Meanwhile, the GRIFTER of Argentina has run CRYPTO SCAMS like the one in the White House.

It's left to the people of Argentina to decide whether they like the status quo and want to be BEHOLDEN to a PDFile.

We'll see how it goes.
Education › Re: Sorry, Maths Compulsory For Arts Students - FG Makes U-turn by Namaster: 4:47pm On Oct 19, 2025
Tinubu's government is a government of HASTY and ILL-ADVISED reforms.

They are everywhere trying to "reform" everything ALL at once.
They NEVER think it through.
They just RUSH it out to show that the President that's rarely in Nigeria is working.

He "reformed" the Petroleum Sector and now Nigerians are paying more for Petrol.

And thanks to his tax "reforms", Nigerians may also have to pay a 5% surcharge on the already EXPENSIVE Petrols they buy.

As for me, I am looking for a SHAKABULA to "reform" any tax officers that come near me.

You must OUTMAD mad people.
Or they'll NEVER learn.
Politics › Re: Victims Of Separatist Violence Oppose Calls For Nnamdi Kanu’s Releasethe Forum O by Namaster: 3:49pm On Oct 19, 2025
ANYBODY campaigning for the release of Kanu is a TERRORIST and an ENEMY of the Federation.

The amount of CARNAGE his violent rhetorics caused in the South East is unprecedented.

People were being DRAGGED out of their vehicles and beaten or murdered in HIS name.
They DESTROYED people's cars and businesses in HIS name.

The ONLY problem I see here is the DELAY in finalising his case and giving him a suitably HARSH sentence.

But this is Nigeria where terrorists are CODDLED and treated with levity.
So it'll not be surprising if he somehow goes scot-free after DESTROYING countless lives and properties.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Gaza After Accusing Hamas Of ‘blatant’ Violation Of Ceasefire In by Namaster: 3:30pm On Oct 19, 2025
There will be NO peace in the Middle East until Western Nations STOP funding the GENOCIDAL nation of Israel.

Israel, who has been KILLING people everyday since the PISS deal was signed, is now accusing HAMAS of firing towards their position.

Get this right:

Israel BOMBED Gaza in violation of the PISS deal because HAMAS allegedly fired in their general direction.

Everybody knows who the real TERRORISTS are.
They are just too CHICKEN or BIGOTED to admit it.

Hitler may NOT be right.
But Israel is proving that he was NOT entirely wrong either.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Shares Video Of Property Regina Daniels Allegedly Destroyed by Namaster: 1:46pm On Oct 19, 2025
Regina’s behavior has drastically changed in recent months

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I bet she met a NEW or old new dixck in the recent months that precipitated the changes.

Someone, most likely an AFFAIR partner, introduced her to drugs.
Plus, drug addicts have ZERO impulse control.

If there is drug abuse, there is definitely INFIDELITY.

But Nwoko's reply is so measured and political that he didn't mention it. Yet.

His reply makes the girl sound like a spoilt BRAT throwing a TANTRUM.

grin

His response also neutralised the overzealous brother acting like COMMANDO.

grin

Nwoko has other wives and unrelated STAFFs to corroborate his story. The girl has her DRUG DEALER brother who opened his eyes wide while his TEENAGE sister was sold to an ANCESTOR for breeding and did NOTHING.

I KNOW whose story is most likely to be true.

By the way, Nwoko sounds like a SMART guy.
Apparently, the cars he bought for the girl were in HIS name.

grin
Romance › Re: 2m To Relocate To Ph And Search A Greener Pasture by Namaster: 1:43pm On Oct 19, 2025
Instead of Port Harcourt, go to Lagos.

Things are as expensive in PH as in Lagos but Lagos has MORE opportunities.

If your goal is to maximise your chances of breakthrough with your #2M, go to Lagos.
Celebrities › Re: Why The Rumor About Regina Daniels’ Marriage Breakup Might Actually Be True(pix) by Namaster: 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2025
Nonexisting1:
Oga might have cautioned her and possibly tried to clip her wings by reading riot act for their marriage going forward after another shenanigans from her. Regina being who she thinks she is, a social media trophy wife believed she would challenge him and likely tried blocking his way and running her mouth. Oga might likely have pushed her out of his way which led to her hitting head on the wall. We all know how the gender start their claim for domestic violence after they start it themselves.
I couldn't stop LAUGHING about people who are already pushing the narrative that Ned was using her like a punching bag so often one would think he's practising to be the next Usyk.

Ned is like 70.
The girl is 25.

All she has to do to nullify Ned's attacks would be to just...walk fast.

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The girl is a LIAR!

Plus, Ned has been married for longer than she's been alive. Yet this is the first time such accusations are coming to light.
Celebrities › Re: Why The Rumor About Regina Daniels’ Marriage Breakup Might Actually Be True(pix) by Namaster:
I DON'T believe the story one bit!

Their marriage may have FAILED but the Domestic Violence accusations are most likely FALSE.

Girl claims to be treated as a Queen in her own house but like NOTHING in Nwoko's house.

Girl forgets that Queens are Queens because a KING made them so.

She's treated like a Queen in her house because she's married to, for all intents and purposes, a KING and the people in her house extends that courtesy to her because of what they hope to gain from her husband.

It's MORE likely that she had an AFFAIR and was brazen about it to the extent that Nwoko could no longer take it anymore.

Rather than be a big girl and leave, she fell back to her acting training and launched her own home-made reality show.

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What a DRAMA!

She's 25.
Nwoko is like 70.
The idea that Nwoko has the ability to be BEATING her up ALL the time is RIDICULOUS!

As the story develops, I expect her to accuse Nwoko of being a 2-minute man/small dixckk.

I also expect an apology from her family when/if the whole story comes to light.

The funniest part was the SILLY brother who was threatening fire and brimstone to Ned Nwoko.

Dude, your eyes were WIDE open when you all gathered to SELL your teenage sister to an ANCESTOR for money.

The real cause of the marriage collapse will NOT exceed the INFIDELITY of the girl.
Especially, in relation to the paternity of the THIRD child.
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When Your Man Kneels Down To Apologize To You??! by Namaster: 1:24pm On Oct 18, 2025
Kneel to apologise to a woman and her attraction will DIE immediately!

There is NO resuscitating such relationships.

A man who kneels to apologise to a woman will soon be licking off another man's EJACULATES from his woman's vagina during cunilingus.

There is NO 2 ways about it.

Kneeling is for 1 person in a relationship—the WOMAN.

A man who KNEELS to his woman is NO man.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Body Of Palestinian The Israeli Army Used As Human Shield Handed To Israel by Namaster: 12:14pm On Oct 18, 2025
The PDFile's PISS deal is a joke!

Both Israel and Gaza have resorted to PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE tactics.

Israel, the GENOCIDAL one, have returned bodies of Palestinians CHAINED even in death to demonstrate their willingness to embrace EVIL.

Palestine have NOW returned Palestinian bodies to Israel to demonstrate that they already KNOW this.

Israel is the NUMBER ONE cause of unrest in the Middle East.
They have MURDERED several Palestinians since the PISS deal was signed.

In fact, the ink wasn't dry on the PISS deal before they started to BOMB Lebanon.

In the past 2 years, Israel has BOMBED:
1. Iran.
2. Yemen.
3. Qatar.
4. Syria.
5. Lebanon.
6. Gaza.

All with the AID and BLESSING of their Western Sugar Daddies.

Meanwhile despite the fact that it's Israel doing ALL the bombings, NOBODY has dubbed them what they really are—TERRORISTS!

You CANNOT be a sane, non-fanatic person and not see that Israel is a TERRORIST NATION.
Business › Re: Reno Thanks Aliko Dangote For Helping Nigeria Achieve Her Second Independence by Namaster: 9:19am On Oct 18, 2025
This is a funny picture!

Reno looks like the BIG with his bells and whistles whereas DANGOTE looks like a simple guy.

Meanwhile, the reality is in REVERSE.

Pictures RARELY tell the true story.
Career › Re: Nestle Fires Boss, Laurent Freixe After Romantic Relationship With Employee by Namaster: 9:06am On Oct 18, 2025
"Nestle confirmed that he will not receive an exit package."

What a MOERRRUN!

He's been SLAVING away at Nestle for 40 years.
Now that he made it to the TOP JOP, he RUINED it in less than ONE year.

All for a MEDIOCRE Corporate Puessssy.

MADNESS!

As CEO of one of the most recognisable companies in the World, his pay package would have been enough to maintain several concubines OUTSIDE the company.

Instead, he chose to FROLICK with a subordinate.
I bet the subordinate did NOT think twice about throwing him UNDER the bus.

Hell, she could have been the WHISTLEBLOWER.

STEWPEED man!

Worst part is that his troubles just started!

His wife will file for DIVORCE.
And get half or MORE than half his net worth.

She's a MILLIONAIRE now!

They say infidelity has NO bearing on the outcome of a divorce.
But the Judge would DEFINITELY take it into account when making his judgement especially since it's a man who did the CHEATING.

With one STROKE, he:

Ruined his LIFE.
Ruined his MARRIAGE.
Ruined his FINANCES

MADNESS!
Family › Re: I’m Losing My Mind: Marriage Is Draining Me by Namaster: 9:01am On Oct 18, 2025
END this SHAM!

I couldn't read the entire conversation 'cause it's DIFFICULT to watch a man being MANIPULATED by a woman who has ZERO regard for him.

This woman is making it seem like questioning her about her relationships with a MALE colleague who drove her home is YOUR problem.

Has the audacity to call it false.

Dubs you a PETTY man with a fragile ego.

The amount of INSULTS in this exchange, all directed at the HUSBAND, shows the wife has CHECKED OUT of the marriage.

The HUSBAND is desperately clinging to a DEAD marriage.

I can GUARANTEE you guys have NOT had sex (with each other, anyway) for MONTHS!

I bet the wife is getting her FILLING of sex though.
grin

Your BIGGEST mistake was bringing a Nigerian Woman overseas.

Your NEXT step:

DIVORCE!

File for divorce ASAP.

It seems like your visas have NOT even been fully processed YET your ungrateful wife is already treating you like TRASH.

If divorcing her means she'd have to FORFEIT her japa dreams, it'll be GREAT.
If divorcing her means BOTH of you would have to forfeit your japa dreams, it'll be WORTH it.

Regardless of that, you NEED to process the divorce NOW.

You guys DON'T have a mortgage.
You're still renting.
So that's good.

Start looking for a new apartment to rent.
Look into room mates if possible since you're already used to living with one.

Another great argument for getting a divorce NOW is that it seems she's EMPLOYED and your income is still LOW.

That means if you may NOT be on the hook for alimony/spousal support.

And if you get hit with ALIMONY, it'll be SMALLER now that you're still earning little.

Also, it seems like you guys are in the US.

ICE may settle it for you if you don't settle it by yourselves.
grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Are Killing More Muslims Than Christians - US Envoy by Namaster: 7:22pm On Oct 17, 2025
EVERYBODY knows this is the truth!

It's people with MALICIOUS agenda who are trying to frame it as a Christian GENOCIDE.

And people who are looking for excuses to feel perpetually PERSECUTED quickly latched on to that FALSE narrative and ran with it.

Fact is Nigeria has a DEBILITATING security crisis.
Nigerian lives mean NOTHING.

They are KILLING and KIDNAPPING Nigerians every day and the government continues to twiddle their fingers while BEGGING the killers and kidnappers to negotiate.

If there is a GENOCIDE in Nigeria, it's a genocide of ALL Nigerians.
NOT Christians.
Politics › Re: Herbert Macaulay Deserves National Honour, Not Pardon With Drug Traffickers -fam by Namaster: 7:15pm On Oct 17, 2025
MADNESS!

This is one of the reason governments NEVER apologise or make amends for the ATROCITIES of a past government.

It is NEVER enough!

If Tinubu does what this one wants now, another DEMAND will come up.
Maybe LIFETIME gratuity or a Chieftaincy title with its attendant goodie-goodies for surviving members of the late man's family.

That's why I laughed at the group URGING Tinubu to apologise for the Asaba Massacre.

It's a TRAP!

The same thing applies to SOWORE who claims the first he'd do as President is apologise for a crime he did NOT commit.

It's all MADNESS!

This people were living their life UNTIL Tinubu decided to pardon their ANCESTOR.

Now they are OFFENDED.

MADNESS!
Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Has Refused To Mourn Him Because He Died With His Sidechick by Namaster: 7:09pm On Oct 17, 2025
The wife is a REALLY good person.
She went to the funeral.

A man died while actively DESECRATING his marriage why should the SCORNED wife mourn him?

Expecting the woman to mourn a husband who died while frolicking with his CONCUBINE is like expecting a man to mourn a wife who died while giving birth to a BASSSTAARRRRD.

It's MADNESS!
Romance › Re: Is It Possible? by Namaster:
This question is being asked in a funny way!
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It's framed like that because it's NOT "proper" to ask whether your husband or boyfriend will know if you just spent your afternoon GOBBLING a strange man's pipe.

NO man is walking around thinking about whether a strange woman on the street just came back from getting freaky with another strange man.

This question was put forward by a WOMAN who has cheated or is planning to cheat on her partner.

I don't like people who try to be TOO clever.
Be a HWH.OR.EE with your full chest.

Now to answer the HIDDEN question:

The answer is YES!
A man who lives with his woman knows when she's been sexually UNFAITHFUL.

Most of them just choose NOT to believe their instincts.

There's evolutionary instincts imbued in EVERY man. They all serve very SPECIFIC purposes.

For instance, hunger is NOT a real thing.
It's just an evolutionary ALARM system telling you that you are running out of energy and may NOT be able to run away from predators and, thus, end up as a picnic for a family of LIONS.

Another one is JEALOUSY.

Jealousy is an ALARM system to warn men that they are about to become the caretaker of the SPAWN of another man.

A man whose base INSTINCTS tell him his spouse is faithful would not miss a beat even if he sees his wife grinding on another man.

But a man whose base INSTINCTS tell him his spouse is UNFAITHFUL would flip out just because his woman LOOKS at another man.

Point is, a MAN knows!

Plus, unfaithful women are NOT as sleek as they'd like to think. There's always things to NOTE.

Some unfaithful women have a funny way of revealing their INFIDELITY.

For instance, some women after getting RAWDOGGED by their affair partner will RUSH home to copulate with their husbands.

Social scientists say this is to reduce their spouse's suspicions in the event of paternity fraud.

They are careful to take a BATH before doing their partner, though. To get rid of the other guy's scent.

Another one is when a woman who NEALRY bites your head off in the morning returns home in the evening with a markedly PLEASANT demeanour.

Lots of ways to detect infidelity.

Best is the UNEASY feelings of jealousy that seems to be constant.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Her 13-year-old Son Was Arrested, Then Taken By ICE To A Detention Facility. by Namaster:
These USELESS criminals will leave their OWN crimes to weigh in on audio GENOCIDE of Christians in Nigeria.

Imagine KIDNAPPING a 13-year old child and plotting to TRAFFIC him (not deport) to a country he's NEVER been to and where he knows NOBODY.

The PERPETRATORS of this crime and others like this would have you believe that they have the MORAL grounds to comment on genocide in Nigeria.

Even if there is a genocide of Christians in Nigeria (there's NOT) at least our President is NOT in Aso Rock telling everybody that he's sanctioning the genocide because ALL Christians are a threat to Nigeria because of their religion.

Meanwhile, they have a PDFile President who is actively advocating for the INDISCRIMINATE kidnapping of people because of their skin colour.

This is the EVIL that some Christians and POLITICALLY-ILLITERATE people in Nigeria support.
Health › Re: “I Almost Died”: Lagos Lady Shares Horrific Experience After Fake Surgeon Botche by Namaster: 9:39am On Oct 17, 2025
I HATE people like this!

You are making ACCUSATIONS about a fraudulent or incompetent Surgeon RISKING the lives of people, yet you FAILED to mention the FAKE Doctor's name and the name of the CLINIC.

So what's the POINT of her story?!
Agriculture › Re: They Laughed When She Started Mushroom Farming — Now She Makes 7 Figures! by Namaster: 6:04pm On Oct 16, 2025
The most STEWPID thing you can do is laugh at someone pursuing a LEGITIMATE hustle.

It doesn't matter if they have a PhD but run a business packing shiiiiiit, it's still STEWPID to mock them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Ceasefire Violation-gaza by Namaster: 4:35pm On Oct 15, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
The only time Netanyahu adhered to a ceasefire was when Iran was on the verge of leveling Israel into a car park.

Iran should have just. Eased that opportunity and finish the job. After-all, they did not start the war.
They launched a SNEAK ATTACK on Iran and felt like gods.
When Iran retaliated, they ran to the US and their Western Sugar Daddies for protection.

In fact, many of their allies HELPED them to shoot down Iran Missiles.

Iran PIERCED their vaunted Iron Dome like it was made of nylon.

Israel is a TERRORIST nation committing GENOCIDE with the blessings and tactical support of US and other Western Nations.

Imagine if HAMAS was the one who violated the PISS deal by killing 52 people. The ENTIRE Western Media and their COMPROMISED leaders would have been up in arms dubbing them TERRORISTS who should be exterminated.

Now that it's Israel doing the violation, every one of them is keeping MUM!
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Love Hitler’: Leaked Messages Expose Young Republicans’ Racist Chat by Namaster: 7:22pm On Oct 14, 2025
This is their REAL face!

And they echo the thoughts of the one in the White House.

A group of Republicans being RACISTS and joking with RAYPE shocks NOBODY!
After all, they all SUPPORT a convicted RAYPEEST and a KNOWN PDFile

It's the black people and Nigerians that support Republicans who are DELUSIONAL.

By the way, I can guarantee that NOTHING will happen to them.
In fact, most of them will get JUICY appointments from the White House.

That is how to make AmeriKKKa great again—by celebrating and rewarding RACISTS and RAYPEESTS as long as they are white.
Programming › Re: Dutch Government Takes Control Of Chinese-owned Nexperia by Namaster: 6:26pm On Oct 14, 2025
Government of EU countries are being run by MORRRRRONS!

They are ALL acting like US Colonies.
They had ZERO problem with China until the PDFile in the White House decided to wage war with China.

First, the PDFile demanded that they CEASED buying Russian Oil.
They RUSHED to pass a law to stop them buying Russian Oil by 2028.

Now, the PDFile bitched about the leadership of Nexperia and the Dutch have CAPITULATED again.

MOERRRONS!

They are ALIENATING a sane and STABLE country in a bid to pacify an INSANE and UNSTABLE one.

Not smart!
Celebrities › Re: Portable Leaks Babymama Ashabi Simple’s Chat With Islamic Cleric by Namaster:
The really interesting part is that a University Graduate chose to be IMPREGNATED by a RIFFRAFF like Portable NOT once but TWO separate times.

Lord have mercy!

Imagine sponsoring your kid through University just for her to graduate and become a BABY FACTORY for someone that looks like something that managed to escape from the bowels of HELL.

What a WASTE!
Business › Re: Dangote’s Worth Rises To Highest Level After Making Over ₦600 Billion In One Day by Namaster: 3:33pm On Oct 14, 2025
By the time his Refinery and Fertiliser Plant are listed on the NGX, his net worth would SOAR around $50BN.

Great man!
Politics › Re: Woke Up This Morning, And They Have Changed Our PDP Ward Whatsapp Group To APC by Namaster: 10:36am On Oct 14, 2025
Everybody gangsta until BULLION VANS show up.

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Even admins of WhatsApp Groups will collect their share.
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Won't Make Heaven - Trump by Namaster: 5:03pm On Oct 13, 2025
If Heaven is real, PDFiles and Raypeests would NEVER make heaven!

He's both!

His DELUSIONAL followers are the ones who think he's Jesus Christ 2.0.

He knows what he's done.
So he knows where he's bound.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Patrick Herminie Defeats Incumbent, Wavel In Seychelles Presidential Election by Namaster: 6:24pm On Oct 12, 2025
The loser has a striking RESEMBLANCE to the Great Akiko Dangote.

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