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Health › Re: 6 Common Diseases In Nigeria And How To Prevent Them by NameChecker: 3:18pm On Aug 31, 2016*

it is obvious that Op is not a Nigerian.

Hunger should have topped the list angry

How To Prevent It
The points listed below have been tried, tested and certified (Ask Lalasticlala if I lie)

(1) Eat anything edible
(2) Watch Out for "Fayose's daily bread"
(3) Attend every social gathering in which food might be served
(4) Also watch out for careless women who goes inside to bring salt when cooking . . . ~~& do the needful~~
(5) Join any political party when election is near & partake in the "sharing"

If symptoms persist after trying these methods, Join an IDP camp

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Career › Re: 4.58million Nigerians Became Jobless In Buhari's Administation - NBS Report by NameChecker: 2:49pm On Aug 31, 2016

Yawns . . .

Politics › Re: Aniete Ekong Pictured Cooking In The Kitchen by NameChecker: 2:48pm On Aug 31, 2016

Mods are biased!!!
When I was pounding fufu, it didn't
reach FP . . . Imagine ordinary dodo
embarassed

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Sports › Re: Iheanacho Overtakes Mikel As Eagles Highest Earner by NameChecker: 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2016

princeonx:
Where did you get the above[b] nonsense[/b] from? 50% tax? Why they no kukuk take 90%

Retardihno
Learn to make confirmation before you criticize.
The fact that you are yet to reach the airport doesn't stop you
from knowing what is happening oversea.

Google is your friend

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Travel › Re: Airports Authority Increases Access Gate Charge by NameChecker: 1:45pm On Aug 31, 2016

Ngyab:
Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) has increased the access gate charge. The new charges is effective from tomorrow Thursday, September 1st.

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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Zuckerberg's Visit Is A Stellar Achievement For Nigerian Youth by NameChecker: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2016

Lost Priority

Webmasters › Re: Zuckerberg Meets With Developers And Entrepreneurs In Lagos by NameChecker: 1:28pm On Aug 31, 2016

If I discover that Seun ended up not meeting with Mark (With Photo Evidence)
I will . . .

cc: Lalasticlala

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Health › Re: Woman Delivered Of Premature Quadruplets In Kogi State. Photos by NameChecker: 1:26pm On Aug 31, 2016

WHao

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Politics › Re: Buhari Signs FCT 2016 Budget by NameChecker: 1:10pm On Aug 31, 2016*

Ok O!!!
I guess we won't hear about Padding on this one too?

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Politics › Re: Ganduje Meets India Investors In Delhi, India by NameChecker: 1:03pm On Aug 31, 2016

Crime › Re: Kidnappers And Child Traffickers Caught In Benue State by NameChecker: 12:47pm On Aug 31, 2016

How they left the thread when they discovered it has been compromised

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers And Child Traffickers Caught In Benue State by NameChecker: 12:45pm On Aug 31, 2016

I came to check names

Those paraded were Adejo Ogiri who is said to be the inn syndicate’s anchor man in Benue, Michael Uzochukwu Ezekiel, Afonne Edward Nwokocha, Henry Ndukwe and Ifeanyi Sunday Isaac.
kidnappers caught in benue2
Others paraded were Michael Uzochukwu Ezekiel, Afonne Edward Nwokocha, Henry Ndukwe and Ifeanyi Sunday Isaac.

I don't think we should be surprised
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Sports › Re: Iheanacho Overtakes Mikel As Eagles Highest Earner by NameChecker: 12:14pm On Aug 31, 2016

Mikel is now a citizen of the UK (After residing for 10 years) and will pay lesser
than Iheanacho who is a foreigner. 50% tax will be deducted from that 85,0000.

Mikel is still the boss

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Phones › Re: 9 People On Social Media We All Hate by NameChecker: 11:50am On Aug 31, 2016

Heffalump:
OP you tried but please expand the list to include:

1. The Tribalists
2. The Secessionists aka IPOB.
3. The Trumpeters aka Amebos/ Aprocos
4. Sex addicts/ Perverts
5. The Trouble makers/ Kentakeros
6. The Pessimists

What about people like us?

Phones › Re: 9 People On Social Media We All Hate by NameChecker: 11:48am On Aug 31, 2016

Akshow:
Yawns.. .. Abeg where I fit get akamu and akara this morning

Dem dey sell for my area
with #100 you go dey kampe grin

Sports › Re: Rohr Rejects Imama Amakapabo As Assistant Coach Of Super Eagles by NameChecker: 11:41am On Aug 31, 2016

1shortblackboy:
name checker u sef no see say d name no correct. Its amapakabo

Actually, that name is yet to be registered in our dictionary grin

Politics › Re: Hadiza Bala Usman Tours Apapa Port, Lagos by NameChecker: 11:34am On Aug 31, 2016

What is he looking for? angry

After the media will report that 1.9 million liters of fuel
have been used for inspection exercise grin

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Sports › Re: Rohr Rejects Imama Amakapabo As Assistant Coach Of Super Eagles by NameChecker: 11:30am On Aug 31, 2016

Who want to mingle or work with Fantastically Corrupt people? undecided

Anyway, also be strategic on how your salaries would be paid because, they will treat your mess grin

Webmasters › Re: Pictures From Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Cchub, Yaba by NameChecker: 11:30am On Aug 31, 2016

Mark and his simple style of dressing

It's not about looking Rich
It's about being rich

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Business › Re: Nigerian Economy Slips Into Recession - BBC by NameChecker: 11:24am On Aug 31, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Meeting Mark Zuckerberg Or Jidenna 'Classic Man'? by NameChecker: 9:46am On Aug 31, 2016

I go meet anybody wey go drop grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Project Manager (finance Dept.) Wanted In Diageo - Guinness Nigeria Plc by NameChecker(op): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2016

A friend of mine who work in the aforementioned company forwarded his information to me.
I hope it would be helpful for some people here.

VACANCY IN FINANCE
Dear All,
Please note that the role below has been advertised on Career Shop:
Role - Career Shop
Ref. No. - 52671BR
Project Manager - (12months Contract Role) – INTERNAL/EXTERNAL

Kindly apply by carefully following the guidelines below

Application through Diageo Intranet:
Interested candidates should please submit their CV through the Diageo Career Shop by going through the following steps:
1. Open the Diageo intranet: https://diageo.sharepoint.com/sites/diageo-one/africa/Pages/default.aspx
2. Click on ‘Career Shop’ (on the right side)
3. Click on ‘Search & Apply’
4. Enter Email address and password
5. Click on ‘Search Openings’
6. In the Search Openings page please go to ‘Key word’ (the 7th box) and enter the relevant Ref No “52671BR”
7. Click 'Search’
8. Click on ‘View Job(s)’ to read the job profile.
9. Click on 'Submit to job(s)' and submit your CV.

Candidates who do not have access to the Diageo Intranet:
Interested candidates who do not have access to the Diageo intranet should please submit their CV through the Diageo Career Shop by going through the following steps:
1. Log on to www.diageo.com
2. Click on 'Careers'
3. Click on ‘Search & Apply’
4. Enter Email address and password
5. Click on ‘Search Openings’
6. In the Search Openings page please go to ‘Key word’ (the 5th box) and enter Ref No “52671BR”
7. Click ‘Search’
8. Click on ‘View Job(s)’ to read the job profile.
9. Click on ‘Submit to job(s)’ and submit your CV.

Please Note:
Skills, Qualifications and Experience Required:

Project Manager- (6- 12months Contract Role)- INTERNAL/EXTERNAL
An Ideal candidate must possess a Bachelor’s degree (or an equivalent), should have at least 5years Project Management experience and must have demonstrated the following:
• Good facilitation skills and ability to take an idea from conception right through closure.
• Good knowledge and understanding of the business environment
• Ability to build relationships quickly and manage conflicts
• Effective senior stakeholder management
• Strong and effective communication skills
• Risk management skills.

Closing date for receipt of applications is 12th September, 2016

Politics › Re: ONDO PRIMARY: Buhari Has No Preferred Candidate In Ondo APC, Says Presidency by NameChecker: 9:24am On Aug 31, 2016

Bolustic:
You accused me of being a tribalist and claimed to be just register on NL. I just busted you. Stop being an hypocrite. The fact that I don't agree with your views doesn't make me a tribal bigot.

Bolustic
Another member (who accused you) opened an account with my moniker.
check the below image for verification.

My moniker is - NAMECHECKER
His/Her moniker is NAMECHECKERS
Did you notice the addition of letter "S"?

Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Swapping: Stop Giving Too Much Powers To Terrorists, BBOG To Buhari by NameChecker: 8:47am On Aug 31, 2016

MadCow1:
F.G don suffer...
I dont want to be President until we either find these Girls (Real or not) or verify they are all dead..

Which President? NFF, Nairaland or NCAN?

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Politics › Re: ONDO PRIMARY: Buhari Has No Preferred Candidate In Ondo APC, Says Presidency by NameChecker: 8:36am On Aug 31, 2016*

Really?
Just Passing

Sports › Re: I’m Not Nigerian Sports’ Problem – Dalung by NameChecker: 8:34am On Aug 31, 2016*

->Who is the Problem of Nigeria Sport
-*Dalung is the problem of Nigeria Sport
->You mean me?
-*Yes You
->Couldn't Be
-*Then Who?
-> . . . . Maybe Buhari

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Warplanes Consume 1.9Million Litres Of Fuel Monthly by NameChecker: 8:34am On Aug 31, 2016

Tomorrow they will tell us they bought
Bullet - 7 Trillion
Grenades - 10 Trillion
Bullet Proof - 10 Billion
Armour Tank - 50 Trillion
Users Manual - 20 Billion

Nothing is as corrupt as the Military who introduced it in Nigeria

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Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Bello Addresses Haters (pics) by NameChecker: 5:55pm On Aug 30, 2016*

rapistomenka:
Shameless and retired agbo seller
She should be focused on getting pregnant immediately before sliding into menopause
Imagine getting married at 40 and still talking rubbish instead of collecting SPAM every hour

basty:
The grammar
Any English language graduate in the house?

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Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Ibadan by NameChecker: 5:18pm On Aug 30, 2016

Skmoda360:
jos, i think tiv but im nt sure anyways.

I think you are correct

Politics › Re: Ezekwesili Sitting On The Floor In Aso Rock As Police Stop #BringBackOurGirls by NameChecker: 1:50pm On Aug 30, 2016

Protest in Nigeria is similar to Google Ad Sense

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Science/Technology › Re: Nickel Discovery In Nigeria: What, Where & Why Nickel Is Used by NameChecker: 1:36pm On Aug 30, 2016

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Phones › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by NameChecker: 1:26pm On Aug 30, 2016

DId you ask what language I am speaking before deducting my money?

Now am done, you can talk before God start punishing you

Okkkkk, My language is not refundable too

Tunder wey go strike yuo dey do press-up

Noooo! Cancel it from your end, I will send stop now, another thing will on
the remaining #300 you will remove it

So you mean my money is not refundable now?

Na thunder go kill all of you o

Afonjas & Curse

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