₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
i know a few sluts and slide throughs who are keen to have their virginity back, can you help them?! _{hydro-oxyleptic slowpoke!}

spikedcylinder:
I just called that number. A robotic slowpoke picked it up. Was that intentional?!?

zikirullah:
There is a girl living in my area, i fall in love with her for the past one week, i always dream of her but i don't know how to approach her, i don't know what's wrong with me any time i see her i always feel shy.

if you are the one how will you confront her.

IykeD:
Are you related to Pastor Chris Okotie by chance or do you attend Household? See Grammar, my great grand father come and see oh

2she:
am 20 and she is 19

doncaster:
yes ooh

doncaster:
I no be mallam but if i fit turn to mallam to stop this farting i no mind.
Ok gbure i go look for it morrow. I don tire for this kind thing sef.
I mistakenly drop am inside bus 436(bendi bus) one day, i knew there was comotion but nobody wan tok.
I just maintain for ma sit like say i know knwo weting d happen. Even driver gave warning that he won't tolerate it again.
I need help.

DavidDylan:
No problem . . . na fellow go spank you for me.  

doncaster:
Which one be gberu again? where them dey sell am abeg.
which day them give u murder[/b]ator oloshi.
Nana no mind am as u dey profer solution.

MrCrackles:
dang ur yoruba is off the da tits manna!

last time i heard this, it was my nan talking to my mama on d phone

_{looking sleek in da new pix by d way}

doncaster:
Are u ok? somebody needs help and u are here shouting shame shame, u no get shame?
Igwe1 my ugly mess.

nana d smile on ur face fit cure this ma fartomism. u fit help?

igwe 1:
Shame on you for being a nuisance.
Go to Health section and you re here messing around , shame,shame,shame on you!!!!!!!

doncaster:
Mc D never, infact i eat what every niaja guy eat in the western world, pounded, rice, cemolina, planti and others. For more than 2 years now i have never eaten beans infact i don't remember beans at all still but am contributing to climate change more than china. Am not happy at all.
I need your assistance.

mixture:
Nana, everyone has got something he/she is afraid of i believe, but facing your fears is a brave act, I got to face my fears, but I just want someone who will love me for who I am. Of course I know that even" the teeth and tongue do have clashes", so misunderstandings are bound to happen but you need someone who will agree to this agree with you on some issues without being bitter all through for that. Someone you understand each other at least to a large extent.

MrCrackles:
Nana wa gwan blad?!

How ur side?

MrCrackles:
the only remedy is if you commit suicide and stop being a nuisance to the environment

your inside is clearly rotten and decayed

the stench and oozes would definitely not be good for the world so think about what i said above

Equity7:
@ all,
don't you see you are all destroying the primary purpose of nairaland?, are you all saying it's now a taboo to ask questions or to seek for help here?

na wha o

the moderator should bann anybody found making jest or rubbishing poeple's attempt at seeking either knowledge or find solution to what they think is bothering their mind.

why should people be so , hmmm

DavidDylan:
I like Ms Independent, she should however know when to let me be a man.

mixture:
Well am not surprised @ everyone's reactions, but its a serious problem. Take a good look around you and you will find many relationships that were the envy of many but just few months or years after marriage the whole thing is a nightmare to both couples. The next thing you begin to notice is unfaithfulness of all sort, not necessarily sexual unfaithfulness but even in terms of finance, attention, telling of truth and all sorts. Throwing a dice makes it a game of chance, isn't it? Well if  I ask God then should I also have my own preferences?