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Politics / Re: Fayose Imposes Yearly Registration Fee On Herdsmen In Ekiti by NaoSlay: 10:06pm On Jan 21, 2018

Fayose is a terrorist.

He should be jailed.

Fulani herdsmen are peaceful.

DSS report stated it's Islamic state that is responsible for Benue attacks.

Fayose that has not done anything in yoruba land and ekiti will now be like a hero.

Well, we close to election already.



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Celebrities / Re: Davido Welcomed Jay Jay Okocha In His House As He Gives 3 Iphone X To Ladies by NaoSlay: 11:25am On Jan 20, 2018



All these lies Ehn, when will it stop?

Gifting all the X SHÏÍ is just for the f cking Nigerian audiences.

Was it not last year, we heard he bought iPhone X for all his crew members?

I saw a post on FP saying he bought iPhone for all his crew members again today after the release of his friend turned brother.

So someone that is owning tax bought like a total of 15 iPhone X twice?

Celebrities must become relevant by all means.

Someone that threatened to release names of people that is owning him is now buying X`s freely.


The gullible should Belive this.


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TV/Movies / Re: Ugandan Bride Attacked By "Ghosts" On Her Wedding Day Is A Movie (picture) by NaoSlay: 11:23am On Jan 20, 2018


I knew it was a script, witches don't exist, when are we going to end this witches and wizard fantasy discussion?

All incidences of witches and wizards are all played out scripts..



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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is A Prophet: Benue Man Exclaims by NaoSlay: 11:19am On Jan 20, 2018
Stingman:


Did Mohmmed see his downfall? LMFAO grin


I mentioned Bible not Quran , why should I read Quran?

Wait, I just got it, anyone who opposes nnamdi kanu becomes a Muslim automatically , LMAO.

HEIGHT OF INSECURITY.


Romance / Re: 2 Zimbabwean Pupils Caught Having Sex In A Cemetery by NaoSlay: 11:01am On Jan 20, 2018


The story was getting intresting till it reached this part.

The passerby who busted them after he decided to use the cemetery as a short-cut to his home in Mzilikazi suburb was reportedly alerted by the queer sounds coming from one side of the grave.


The script wasn't written here well.

Well done, bloggers.


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Phones / Re: Why Your Smartphone Can Make Emergency Calls Without A SIM Card by NaoSlay: 10:57am On Jan 20, 2018

My Droid is tweaked, I make calls without sim cards, the IMEI is tweaked.


This info is odd.


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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is A Prophet: Benue Man Exclaims by NaoSlay: 10:52am On Jan 20, 2018

I thought NNAMDI KANU was their Jesus Christ now he's now a prophet? LMAO

prophet that could not see his downfall, all the part I read in the Bible, prophet were able to see any incoming attacks on them, physically or spiritually.

Or maybe prophet has another meaning in IPOB dictionary.

Career / Re: Akwa Ibom Sacks Medical Doctor For Theft Of Beds In Hospital by NaoSlay: 10:49am On Jan 20, 2018


The medical doctor need to be gagged, caged and smacked then he should be taking for mental tests.

Crime / Re: NDLEA Destroys 77.82 Hectares Of Indian Hemp Farm In Osun by NaoSlay: 10:47am On Jan 20, 2018

In Osun?

I never expected less tho.

So this is what adds to their big IGR?




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Romance / Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by NaoSlay: 10:43am On Jan 20, 2018
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Romance / Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by NaoSlay: 10:42am On Jan 20, 2018


Why is this sex doll shit trending now in Nigeria?

Sexdoll trended in the late 90's.

It never threatened women existence then, is it now it will start threatening them?

Last I checked, 2018 budget has not been implemented, no one is talking about it.


Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Jidenna Smoking Heavily by NaoSlay: 10:39am On Jan 20, 2018


There's nothing adorable about this photo.

He looks wretched here.

Is that not shiiii shit?

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Family / Re: Family Mourns Man Who Died 22 Days After His Wedding by NaoSlay: 10:37am On Jan 20, 2018


The woman uglyness might have killed him, what should he avenge?

This is a lesson to future men, never Marry an ugly lady.

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TV/Movies / Re: Donald Trump Featured In "Home Alone" Movie (Video) by NaoSlay: 10:02am On Jan 13, 2018
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TV/Movies / Re: Donald Trump Featured In "Home Alone" Movie (Video) by NaoSlay: 10:00am On Jan 13, 2018


Donald Trump , the half sane and half insane ruler.



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Politics / Re: 2019: Anybody Above 60 Should Go And Rest Peacefully – Yerima by NaoSlay: 9:47am On Jan 13, 2018
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Politics / Re: Fayose Berates 7 Northern Governors For Endorsing Buhari For 2019 by NaoSlay: 9:43am On Jan 13, 2018


Endorsing him doesn't mean he's going to win it.

I don't Believe in that.


Umahi, Kalu , okorocha all endorsed Buhari, does it mean he would win south east in 2019?

Buhari should prepare for the greatest shock in life.

Unlike Jonathan who knew he would lose already.

Let them keep endorsing him telling him words that would play like music in his ears.

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Celebrities / Re: Ex BBA Housemate Vimbai Looks Stunning To The Soundcity MVP Awards by NaoSlay: 9:34am On Jan 13, 2018


What's stunning about this?


All I can see is an artificial face not her real face.

Her dressing sense is really bad.

Oh, I forgot, she's looking for customers.

Celebrities / Re: Umarudeen Kayode, Davido's Crew Member Arraigned In Court by NaoSlay: 9:26am On Jan 13, 2018


The dude she be released ASAP.

That's the effect of weed.

I'll advise him to file a counter case in another court challenging his arrest and illegal detention.

And all these court are just cover up, underground shaking of hands between davido and the judiciary is ongoing.


And mod, why is it if I write a post and type submit, I get logged out immediately? making me to copy and paste the post immediately I log in.

Anyone can help?

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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Internet Trolls You'll Meet Online by NaoSlay: 9:17am On Jan 13, 2018


The best way is for you to snob the troll, make them look as if they don't exist.


Crime / Re: Nigerian Executed In Saudi Arabia, 14 Others To Follow by NaoSlay: 8:42am On Jan 13, 2018


Drug related activities?

And they're begging for help.


LOL, never knew Afonjas and Hausa dude engage in drug shiiii.

They need to be executed in Saudi Arabia, they don't need to be repatriated over here.

Let them pay for their sins.

Even tho some are my tribesmen, let them pay for their sins .

I won't Blindly support them like how a particular tribe does.

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Romance / Re: See Why Women Hate To Date Broke Guys And Why It's A Big Deal by NaoSlay: 2:11am On Jan 13, 2018


Not every women please.

If I was into lusting on the opposite sex thingy.

I don't mind giving my cash to my lover to support him.

I may date a broke guy but won't date a guy with no future.

That's dead on arrival.

Nigerian hoes are not interested in your love again, it's your cash.


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Romance / Re: Girls Always Think They Are Smart by NaoSlay: 2:08am On Jan 13, 2018


Girls ain't smart at all.

Nigerian Men are scum and the girls who are hoes play on you guys intelligence.



Politics / Re: Benue Massacre: Where Is The Senate President Bukola Saraki? by NaoSlay: 2:05am On Jan 13, 2018


The Benue governor was warned not to sign the law , he refused.

He's paying for signing it.

You can't reap where he did not sow.

He thinks we will enjoy peace after signing it.

Romance / Re: Why Do People See Me And Make The Cat Noise (meww)? by NaoSlay: 2:01am On Jan 13, 2018
sKeetz:
Lmao

i have seen and heard it all on nairaland grin grin



This thread should be moved to Joke section ASAP.

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Romance / Re: Lady Puts Hair Remover In A Friend's Hair Relaxer After She Slept With Her Bf by NaoSlay: 1:56am On Jan 13, 2018


Tell?

Don't tell her yet.

Let her reap the fruit of her misfortune.

Nigerian dudes should take this position especially when they are dumped by beeches.

#Girlsarehoes.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Rocks "Crying For Naija" Top To Mourn Benue Victims by NaoSlay: 1:52am On Jan 13, 2018
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