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Romance / Re: A Thread For The Beardless Gang by NaoSlay: 3:12pm On Jan 11, 2018


I wonder how it is to be a beardless Nigga, baby face and all that.

Even neymar , JB, Ronaldo don't shave anymore.

Very soon it will become 'if you no get beards, hide your face .


Romance / Re: Medical Doctor Exposes Her Former Lecturer Who Wanted To Sleep With Her Or Fail by NaoSlay: 3:03pm On Jan 11, 2018


This woman is a beech.

Has she forgotten it's a man world?

Men do things and get away with it.



Education / Re: Trailer Carries 100 UNILORIN Students Due To Fuel Scarcity (Video) by NaoSlay: 2:59pm On Jan 11, 2018


Nice script played out by UNIILORIN students.

China youths are busy developing technologies that would improve the world, our youths are busy playing scripts just to get cheap attention.



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Politics / Re: Benue Holds Memorial Service For Victims Of Fulani Herdsmen’s Attack (Photos) by NaoSlay: 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2018


This should serve as a warning to tribes who think you can steal Fulani cows and go away with it.


Benue people tried reaping where they did not sow.

Serves right for them.



Romance / Re: What's The Difference Between Masturbation And Sexual Intercourse by NaoSlay: 1:00pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ksslib:

You are dumb, period! So the fact that China youths are busy inventing should stop Nigerians from having an intellectual discourse, which this thread happens to be one of.

Op asked a valid logical question: what's the difference between sexual intercourse and masturbation since the end product of both is sperm secretion? Since both are logically almost the same thing, why is NL littered with so many threads warning against masturbation, but not sexual intercourse. That's the simple question op is asking.

Yes, China youths are inventing and since you've never invented anything and probably never will, I suggest you shut da f**k up!

Had you known the resources, extensive research and financial stamina needed to successfully invent something meaningful, you'll shut up and stop blaming the youths for finding themselves in the toxic, useless entity, called Nigeria. Na the completely dead and buried educational sector dem wan take invent abi.. Just shut up pls!





This is a faceless forum, don't be so sure I've not made a name of myself in Nigeria.

You might not know who you're chatting with.

Anyways, have fun.

Politics / Re: Yorubas Has Lost This Bet by NaoSlay: 12:58pm On Jan 11, 2018





All these ipobians self.

Once someone doesn't follows their views, they create a thread abusing the person tribe.



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Romance / Re: What's The Difference Between Masturbation And Sexual Intercourse by NaoSlay: 12:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ajoboss:
I can feel ur pain bros
Romance / Re: What's The Difference Between Masturbation And Sexual Intercourse by NaoSlay: 12:43pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ajoboss:
I can feel ur pain bros



There are 3 legalised genders in this world, choose wisely.

Romance / Re: What's The Difference Between Masturbation And Sexual Intercourse by NaoSlay: 12:21pm On Jan 11, 2018


see what supposedly sane Nigerian youths are discussing?


While China youths are busy inventing new things in betterment of this civilisation.


Y'all are here discussing difference between masturbation and sex.


No wonder politicians are looting away your future.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Stock Market Delivered One Of The Best Returns In The World In 2017 by NaoSlay: 12:11pm On Jan 11, 2018


Nice achievements.

one of the best in the world?

And someone will tell me buhari is not doing a good job?

Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Thousands Attend Benue's Memorial Service For Herdsmen Victims by NaoSlay: 11:55am On Jan 11, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: 'if You Ever Follow Me To Church You Will Be Ashamed Of Me' - Tonto Dikeh by NaoSlay: 11:15am On Jan 11, 2018

shocked

Seems old age is catching up with this beech.

Her first pic looks like someone fighting Karate in church.




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Sports / Re: Russia 2018: Nigeria, England Confirm June 2 Wembley Friendly by NaoSlay: 11:12am On Jan 11, 2018
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Politics / Re: Benue Massacre: Police Reveals Why They Are Not Going After Fulani Herdsmen by NaoSlay: 11:09am On Jan 11, 2018

Nigeria was once a country.

imagine where foreigners are allowed to kill and maim whenever they like and the police are scared of going after them.

No hope for this country anymore.

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Romance / Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by NaoSlay: 11:05am On Jan 11, 2018


Where are the producers of modern day zombie movies when you need them?

This woman will make a glittering career of herself in the zombie movie industry.

She doesn't need those scary make up, she looks like a frankeisten zombie.
Properties / Re: Fire Outbreak At Ikotun Lagos And This Police Officer Was The Hero (Photos) by NaoSlay: 11:01am On Jan 11, 2018


Nice script played out by the Nigerian police who want to redeem their already damaged reputation.

Script writers is really booming in this country lately, from pastorpreneur trying to redeem theirs to police Now.


Celebrities / Re: Special Spesh Welcomes A Son; Davido Announces It, Expects A Son From Chioma by NaoSlay: 10:57am On Jan 11, 2018

The special or whatever he is called looks very ugly.

I wonder how the son would be, hairy, ugly, fat.

The son would be the face of the modern ugly cover.

Epitome of ugliness.

Special whatever should be in church now praying that his son doesn't have a small dick like him.

if I were him, I would regular MFM churches.

Crime / Re: 75 People Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue To Be Buried In Mass Grave Today by NaoSlay: 10:56am On Jan 11, 2018
SalamRushdie:


Even after Miyetti Allah ahs accepted resonsibility for the attacks you still choose to belive some herdsmen from Niger did this cheesy cheesy cheesy for yiu informatioN Nigerian Fulanis are the considered the most deadly fulanis on earth


The Fulani I stayed with during my service year are very peaceful.

Am talking out of experience , these people can't be Nigerians.


Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Killings: Osita Chidoka Fires Back At Those Who Criticised His S by NaoSlay: 10:51am On Jan 11, 2018


The Fulani herdsmen issue is just a minor misunderstanding.

It some people from another zone that are crying more than the bereaved.

When IPOB was doing their chest beating those days , the way afonja usually talk about the IPOB that time, flatinoes will be like they should mind their business.

But now it's about Fulani herdsmen, why can't the flatinoes mind their business?

Is this not hypocrisy caused by hate?

Romance / Re: If You Where Given Power To Kill One Politician From Nigeria,who Will That Be? by NaoSlay: 10:47am On Jan 11, 2018
Op.
Your IP location has been tracked.

Boy, you will surely regret this, I bet you.


Crime / Re: 75 People Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue To Be Buried In Mass Grave Today by NaoSlay: 10:35am On Jan 11, 2018

God will surely revenge on these bloody Fulani herdsmen.

I don't know why The FG Is keeping quiet on this issue.

Our immigration need to stop the influx of Fulani herdsmen from Niger.

The Nigerian Fulanis are peace loving people.

The foreigners are real bloody.

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Crime / Re: 75 People Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue To Be Buried In Mass Grave Today by NaoSlay: 10:35am On Jan 11, 2018
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Romance / Re: “I Bless The Day I Slid Into That DM” - Yoruba Guy Gushes Over His Hausa Bride by NaoSlay: 10:34am On Jan 11, 2018
Evablizin:
SWERVE!!!

blah blah blah

Romance / Re: “I Bless The Day I Slid Into That DM” - Yoruba Guy Gushes Over His Hausa Bride by NaoSlay: 10:09am On Jan 11, 2018
Evablizin:
Seriously Neoslay judge yourself with this your comment,you get sense at all?


Warn yourself.



Romance / Re: “I Bless The Day I Slid Into That DM” - Yoruba Guy Gushes Over His Hausa Bride by NaoSlay: 10:02am On Jan 11, 2018
Virus777:


I put it to you that you will never be able to date or marry a lady as beautiful as that.

Fine you no fine, shishi you no get, how you wan take do am. undecided






Nairaland is a faceless forum, meditate on that word, you might not know who you're chatting with.
Celebrities / Re: "Buhari Is The Worst President In The World" - Skales Says. by NaoSlay: 9:32am On Jan 11, 2018


You appointed a Goro chopping aboki as president and you think he will be the best in the world?


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Sports / Re: England To Play Nigeria And Costa Rica Ahead Of World Cup by NaoSlay: 9:28am On Jan 11, 2018



If England like, let it play against other planets, it won't go anywhere in this world cup.



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Crime / Re: Hungry Armed Robbers Arrested In Kogi, They Were Caught Eating In Victim's House by NaoSlay: 9:25am On Jan 11, 2018

In a saner clime, this guys would have been taken to the eatery by the police.

But here in Nigeria, the suspect will be taken to court.



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Politics / Re: Benue Killings: No Decision Yet On Troops Deployment - FG by NaoSlay: 9:23am On Jan 11, 2018

The troops are really needed in Benue state.

The case of illegal militias need urgent intervention.

Youths are carrying weapons in Benue state illegally and you saying no decision yet.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Splashes Cash On His Girlfriend, Chioma, In Dubai by NaoSlay: 9:18am On Jan 11, 2018

The girlfriend of Davido might be a deformed malnourished bitch if anything goes by.

That may be the reason why he's hiding the face.

what the essence of spending money on a beast and saying 'if you no get money, hide your face'.

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Romance / Re: See This Female Copper With Massive Butt, Why Is She Not With Her Colleagues? by NaoSlay: 9:15am On Jan 11, 2018
Chikita66:
Talk true Na cheesy.




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