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Romance / Re: are u bearded, flaunt ur romantic beard here, by NaoSlay: 1:24am On Jan 13, 2018
DeadRat:
Hope You Are Not The One Cutting Your Hair


Stop Cutting The Edges Of The hair On Your Forehead... Your Forehead big Like Front Of Bughatti





Bugatti?


Like your comment has turned me to an insane person this morning.

OMG.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People See Me And Make The Cat Noise (meww)? by NaoSlay: 1:05am On Jan 13, 2018

So everyone sees you even on the street and saying 'MEWW'?

Nairaland can't be funnier, LMAO.

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Romance / Re: No Beautiful Girls In Nairaland, Whyyyyyyyy by NaoSlay: 11:54pm On Jan 12, 2018
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Politics / Re: Why We Endorsed Buhari For Second Term – Seven Governors by NaoSlay: 11:29pm On Jan 12, 2018



False hopes.


I was in ManuFachi and at Daura today, my Ghoro chewing friends were telling me buhari can't win in 2019.

All these are just false hope.wait, do you expect them to tell him the negative?They have to say something that will sweet his ear.

I stopped believing this shii when Umahi said all igbos will vote for buhari 2019.

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Politics / Re: Real Reasons Why Buhari Wants Railway From Daura To Maradi In Niger Republic by NaoSlay: 11:23pm On Jan 12, 2018


The OP is a terrorist for exposing these reasons.

Your Location has been tracked down.

Politics / Re: Let The Truth Be Told Buhari Is Still The Best,contest These by NaoSlay: 11:13pm On Jan 12, 2018
RomanReigns:


Shameless man. I know the attentions I give younis giving some unalloyed joy to your heart. At your age, you have no house, no investment, no background... Just a nobody loafing about the earth.

Given the opportunity, I will give a super man punch to that useless, hopeless, smelling carcass of a Vulture called Buhari that you always defend. A super man punch he will never resurrect from.







Super man punch?

Lmao, you guys and chest beating.

We will burn Nigeria if the ZOO army touches him - IPOB

Never knew it would be nairaland.


Politics / Re: Seven Governors Say Buhari Must Re-contest In 2019 by NaoSlay: 10:55pm On Jan 12, 2018


False hopes.

I was in ManuFachi and at Daura today, my Ghoro chewing friends were telling me buhari can't win in 2019.


All these are just false hope.

wait, do you expect them to tell him the negative?

They have to say something that will sweet his ear.

I stopped believing this shii when Umahi said all igbos will vote for buhari 2019.

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Family / Re: My Lover Owns The Twins Not You – Wife by NaoSlay: 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2018
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Family / Re: My Lover Owns The Twins Not You – Wife by NaoSlay: 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2018


When will I hear positive news coming out of Nigeria..

The reputation the hoes are giving the country ain't good at all.

If it's not money issue, it's telling a story that touched the heart.

Still waiting for the Nigerian government to legalise the third gender.

We should join the ship of western civilization.

The hoes have utilised the second gender wickedly.


#Girlsarehoes.

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Family / Re: My Wife Nags A Lot by NaoSlay: 10:02pm On Jan 12, 2018



Your wife should be gagged, put in chains for hours and spanked hard.


Trust me, her brain would reset back to normal.



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Romance / Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by NaoSlay: 9:54pm On Jan 12, 2018
godofuck231:
I just told her and she's in her way home




She?

Am not a lesbian.


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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Funke Akindele Staring In A Hollywood Movie Is Nothing Special by NaoSlay: 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2018


Both Funke Akindele are both warthogs and mutherfùckers.


What so special in her acting in avengers?


My Fulani people resemble Junglers.

The avengers would have picked my tribe over the MF Jennifer.





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Politics / Re: A Truth IPOB Members do not want to Face by NaoSlay: 9:45pm On Jan 12, 2018


We will burn Nigeria if the ZOO army touch nnamdi kanu - IPOB.

I never knew it was nairaland.

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Romance / Re: Can You Share Your Social Media Logins With Your Lover Or Spouse? by NaoSlay: 9:39pm On Jan 12, 2018

Others?
Yes.


But nairaland? Never.

I can't even allow her know my username here.




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Politics / Re: 2019: I Have Not Withdrawn From Presidential Race – Fayose by NaoSlay: 8:20pm On Jan 12, 2018




Instead of Fayose to be pondering about how he will not leave office and go straight to jail.

He's here pondering about 2019 elections.


No man from the south can win any presidential primary in their party.

I love the way they are divided while the HausA and Fulani are united.

They are playing according to our game plan.


Politics / Re: Nigerians Back Fayose’s Hunter Herdsmen Decision by NaoSlay: 8:16pm On Jan 12, 2018


I don't know why Buhari has not declared fayose a terrorist over this banning of herdsmen.

Crime / Re: Harry Uzoka, Model Stabbed To Death In London (photos) by NaoSlay: 8:07pm On Jan 12, 2018


RIP.

My soup share grieve with the family of the deceased.

Romance / Re: And She Finally Said Yes! I Am Off The Market Ladies (pic) by NaoSlay: 7:59pm On Jan 12, 2018
lefulefu:
i just wan let dem know say nairaland's crush is about getting marriedcheesy. Don't want any babe seducing him to cheat on his would be wife oocheesy.better let the hearts be broken now and heal latercheesy.


grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: You Won't Believe What I Did To My Father by NaoSlay: 7:46pm On Jan 12, 2018


I smell lies.



I led him to the reading room and zoomed off.



So you carried your dad and he slept in general reading room.

And the potters did not even talk to you.

Continue.

Sports / Re: Wilson Oruma All Smiles In New Pictures Shared By His Brother by NaoSlay: 7:10pm On Jan 12, 2018


When I told them this shii was scripted with daddy freeze as producer, y'all abused me?

They just want to defame some pastors.


If someone was duped billions, can the person laugh out like that?

With all the teeth showing?


Politics / Re: BREAKING: Yusuf Buhari Discharged From Cedarcrest Hospitals by NaoSlay: 6:46pm On Jan 12, 2018


Believe Sahara reporters at your peril.

If people close to the president are saying he has been released.

Is it someone whose office is at twitter we would believe?

Oh I forgot, their race are so gullible and ignorant because of hate.


Politics / BREAKING: Yusuf Buhari Discharged From Cedarcrest Hospitals by NaoSlay: 6:46pm On Jan 12, 2018
- Yusuf, son of Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari, has been discharged from the hospital-

Yusuf was discharged on Friday, January 12, after spending 17 days in the hospital-

The hospital also debunked claims that Yusuf's friend was involved in the motorcycle accident with him on Tuesday, December 26

The son of President Muhammadu Buhari has been discharged from Cedarcrest Hospitals.Yusuf Buhari was discharged from the hospital on Friday, January 12, Cedarcrest Hospitals said in an official statement.

The hospital said Yusuf was placed in its intensive careunit after an initial stabilization following injuries sustained as a rider in a motorcycle accident.The hospital added that Yusuf's condition remarkably improved after a surgery was carried out by a team ofneurosurgeons and orthopedic surgeons before he was transferred from the ICU to the ward.

The statement said Yusuf had remained stable since hisadmission into the hospital on Tuesday, December 26, 2017.The hospital also said the president's son is ready to be discharged from the facility.Cedacrest Hospitals said: "His extreme speedy response to treatment so far is testimony to the world-class care he received here at Cedarcrest, Abuja."The hospital also appreciated the president and the firstlady for their confidence in the team.

Further debunking claims that Yusuf's friend was involved in the accident, the hospital said:"Suffice to say that there was only one person involved in this accident. No one else required treatment for this incident or its aftermath.

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Yusuf's friend was not involved in the accident and did not sustain any injuries whatsoever."But confirming the release, a personal assistant to the president on new media, Bashir Ahmed, toldNAIJ.comthat Yusuf is already out of the hospital.

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Ahmed said:"He is already out of the hospital, the statement by the hospital was released in the early hours of the morning today."NAIJ.comearlier reported thatPresident Buhari's son was involved in an accidentaround Gwarimpa area ofAbuja on Tuesday, December 26, night.It was gathered that Yusuf sustained injuries in a power bike accident when the incident occurred.Some presidential sources had said that:“Yusuf was trying to overtake his friend when he suddenly veered off the road and skidded."


https://www.naija.ng/1145800-breaking-yusuf-buhari-discharged-cedarcrest-hospitals.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2641433880



Myndd44.

Lalasticlala.
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With 7 Northern Governors Behind Closed-Door by NaoSlay: 5:47pm On Jan 12, 2018


shocked


What could be the essence of this meeting?

All are Fulani loyalist.


I hope he is not thinking of removing Miyetti Allah leader?

if not.....

Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Love About Been Single by NaoSlay: 5:35pm On Jan 12, 2018
KushyKush:


Seeking attention on Frontpage and changing Dp every hour?

That's quite innovative ma'am. I can only but imagine how tasking that will be grin



It's okay, you've enjoyed the privilege of chatting me up.



grin

Career / Re: "The Intimidation Is Too Much" - Policewoman Laments After This Happened by NaoSlay: 5:33pm On Jan 12, 2018
Amakavula:


you are disgusting and a plague to humanity. I hope you die in acid.





Beech, you know what?

Mutual Feelings... .

Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Love About Been Single by NaoSlay: 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2018
KushyKush:


I don't troll, I actually pointed out the flaws in your comment as asked a question you were too dumbfounded to answer. grin


So I will give you one more chance to answer.


Since you've been single, how many innovations have you been able to discover?






My innovations speak for themselves.
Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Love About Been Single by NaoSlay: 5:28pm On Jan 12, 2018
KushyKush:


I don't troll, I actually pointed out the flaws in your comment as asked a question you were too dumbfounded to answer. grin


So I will give you one more chance to answer.


Since you've been single, how many innovations have you been able to discover?






My innovations speak for themselves.....
Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Love About Been Single by NaoSlay: 5:23pm On Jan 12, 2018
KushyKush:


So is that your discovered innovation?

Unfollowing threads when people finds out you are making zero sense?




People find out what?

Man, fùcks was never given on people's opinion.

You just another failed example of an internet troll.

Get a life.

Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Love About Been Single by NaoSlay: 5:17pm On Jan 12, 2018
KushyKush:


Lol... Is this your innovation? Rolling around nairaland looking for likes? Very innovative... Kudos ma'am grin





Once someone makes her opinion known.

It hustling for likes.

Was it your aim before?

am done throwing tantrums with you.



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