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@poster
when do u become God to promise people male child?
am trying to figure out which commission should investigate ur case.
if it's not fraud, then it's certainly a case of mental disorderliness.

am going on two weeks leave from tomorrow

all of failed the question.

poster, u are the first son of mamiwater

@ogorluv
this is the only thing u have said that makes sense since u came to this planet

naijababe2,
where is the original naijababe 1?
na her voice we won hear not urs

@Gabrywl
please, send 20 letters of invitation to me, am processing visa to EXPORT the following from Nigeria by boat.
INfobaba, tytylayor, clem, princessa,jeovy,

and for u Gabrywl i want import u to naija via the sahara desert by foot.

Gab,
all are inclusive as long as u are a chick

some1 is appealing infobaba's case
infobaba do not have the jurisdiction and moral standing to pass judgment on this case

@Gab
now that u are comin up withsom ideas, i suggest we get to d next stage of my research and that is the experimental aspect of it.
so am inviting u,tytylayor, princessa to volunteer on this project

poster,
i suggest u use hausa language,
wether or not the joke funny,make sure say u collect ur dollar b4 u enter d stage o

PRINCESA how come,u did not inform them of the GUYS that inspected ur pant!
have u 4gotten that was an event that took place b4 and after the wedding?

the informations i gathered from eye witness is that the ''subject'' under the pant has being badly brutalized.

as for JEOVY, the road u have chosen to follow is too broad for u alone

tytylayor if i were to be ur lecturer, i would score u F9
i simply ask for the SI unit
and u are giving me the MSDS

and for u infobaba, maybe u should use tytylayor's suggestion to supply the answer,
like i said earlier, am writing a reserach on this, so generate ur expo ASAP

as a guy, i know that the unit of measurement of PENIS is length in inches ( SI unit)
tytylayor, i want to know the unit of measurement of PUSSY
pls, i have exam on this, send me expo quick

Two mad men ogorluv and infobaba decided to test their degree of madness
ogorluv speaking to infobaba: if u know say ur krais don mature pull off ur cloth and dance naked,infobaba quickly strip himself naked n started dancin.
infobaba speaking to ogorluv: if u dey sure say ur krais don advance, jump in front of that movin trailer, and kill urself, ogorluv jumped n killhimself,
ogorluv spirit speakin to infobaba: if u think say ur madness reach my own take this otapiapia n drink it.

infobaba respond: so u think say i nor know say na ur spirit dey talk, I like to go naked than to go face judgement.


were ogorluv is, there shall infobaba be , H E L L

@ogorluv
explain ur self

There is this girl, whatever she wants she get
if she doesnt get it, she get provoked & her request will be granted.

She got provoked because she doesnt like the stress of academics in the university---then she was expelled
She got provoked because she doesnt like the stress at work------------------------------then she was fired
She got provoked because she doesnt like the stress of shaving her pubic part-------------and she , i nor go tell u

for heaven

enjoy

amen

tyty what kind of name ur papa giv u self?

i be like say ur papa always dey read the book of Timothy
and ur mama na taylor

if u think u are versed then complete this thread by one popular musician.

suffer suffer for world

the man dey won take chances
and the woman dey take advantage

so u be nor know say na so girls be!
sorry

may the hands of the priest be amputated,
for it is written: if one of ur eyes shall cause u to sin , it is better to get rid of that eye or else u will miss heaven

PLS, this opening is only for female

if u are tall 5.8ft
if u are slim
if u are bright
if u have gap dentition
if u are less than 24 nd more than 19
if u are a virgin
apply now, application closes 24 hr after u have read it
do not call this number +2348060726905
MAIL is naposari@yahoo.com
interview venue port-harcourt

if ur papa nor get money pls dont apply

when madness is about to start,
it comes in different dimension
1. seeing things that normal people do not see
2. getting provke when people are happy
3. happy when people are angry
ECTERA ECETERA,

THIS is the state of the POSTER
U NEED A MAD DOCTOR FOR UR CAES

if your name starts with K
be informed
you are needed in kiri kiri maximum prison
for komiting krime against humanity
by killing the victims of huricane katrina

see you in jail

what is the problem with this Tunde Bakare of a man,
he never seems to stop prophecizing doom,
hope he is not working hand-in-hand with the devil of destruction

Barrack Obama, is the next president of the united state of America, take it or leave it.
He beleive so strongly in change and change is what we need.

Do u think Obama will bring any good change to us,what do u think?

I wish to inform fellow nairalanders to beware of the new dimention of tricks ( 419 ) going on in this forum, it comes in the name of single ladies seeking responsible guys as husband, then followed by personal mail contact thereafter the bombshell, which always but not limited to the story of a little girl whose father was so  wealth and  bequetted his wealth to the said daughter before death came knocking.

The story go on and on,
BEWARE
NOR LET THEM CATCH U MUGU!

mosquitto

I must say that u are intelligent, intelligent in the sense that u have succeeded in poking peoples mind about the issue u brougth before the house.
secondly u are lucky ( if your subject is true that u are married to a pilot) but unfortunately u are not appreciative of your gift.

u complain over nothing
were u married before he enrolled into the school of aviation?
give me the answer

My friend go and work, there are many girls in that your community.
If your plan is to travel to europe , then apply for visa