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CsRockefeller:


Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

Lol.......you have no idea.

solreb:
You have a point truly. I am one of the investors and I am really cut in between borrowing more funds to put into the MBA. I will be more comfortable if they can confirm they are registered with SEC based on the publication of March 27 2020. They paid timely my two ROIs due a few days ago, expecting the last one. The question is should I reinvest the ROI together with some borrowed funds to the tune of N4m? I have a target set which will require reinvesting this N4m and the ROI for next month.

No Matter how beautiful, no matter the return on investment, or how assuring a business might be, never borrow money to invest. The business is run by their brain and your money. Brain is what they invested while money is what you invested, all that is there to lose is your money. Please, and please never borrow money to invest in what you are not very familiar with. That is risky! When it comes to investing follow these two rules:

Rule 1: Invest the amount you can afford to lose
Rule 2: Never forget Rule 1!!!

viktormed:
People are greedy and the Ponzi operators know this. All these MBA forex defenders are scared low key, because they know it's a Ponzi scheme and they also know they are trapped in a cycle they can't get out of. Everyone I know who has completed a cycle with MBA forex had renewed their investments with even larger sums. They are tied to their greed and there's no way out. They keep hoping the scam will run long enough for them to make a fortune, unfortunately, they will end up borrowing more money in addition to whatever gains they had made previously and that's when Maxwell will strike. Very soon MBa will pack up and their NL warriors will go into hiding.

I have been with MBA Forex for a year now, after my initial investment was completed, I did not recompound my investment because I was scared of losing my money after listening to people like you, who believes they are advising, protecting or warning us of the risk of losing our money. Anyway I have made the topups few months ago, and I kind of few sad, not because of the topups but because I did not join earlier. Yes, I have know about MBA Forex a little years back and I did not join then, because of people like you again, who were telling me I will lose my money. Lol......I have forgotten their are always people out there who we always tell you, you will lose your money.

seyisanya:
Why stress yourself? You should know their ways by now. Next, they will advertise some bogus investment scheme that will yield 20% or more per annum ROI. Then, the gullible investors will PM them and the rest is ''oh my God''. Times are hard, don't invest your hard-earned money in anything you don't fully understand. BEWARE!!!

Lol......typical Nigeria, everyone is a scammer. Did what I typed have anything to do with advertising any scheme. Well mutual fund are legit, infact that is the only program I can vouch for with my life that is not a scam in these era of cybercrime. But that does not change the fact that you are all been ripped off. Yes, I have been there, don't be locked in your thinking or else you will be limited. Try to question other people opinions. Don't bother to quote me, mutual fund is safe as long your principal is guaranteed. Seriously, I can't stop laughing.

alwayspositive8:
Please present a valid argument why you think its a waste of money, maybe some can learn too as i cant see any logical point you have made with this comment...NB:Mutual funds is for the Risk Averse Individuals

RISK AVERSE; I can't stop laughing, that is exactly why you are been ripped off, without knowing.

grossintel:
For those saying people criticising the scheme don't have money to invest, I'd say it's the opposit, what a man sees sitting down, a boy cannot see standing. It's like using banana to lure a monkey into a cage. I'm not warning anyone because I love you, no I don't! Infact if MBA crashes I won't be here doing give-away. The only people I'm concerned are those foolish once who will use a lifetime savings and commit suicide like in the days of MMM. I personally know an oil marketer who lost 120 million and killed himself, I know because I market oil products in Eleme Refinery Rivers state.

So your 1m is not upto the money we use to bribe officials there to lift 1 truck of AGO, this is a faceless forum so don't think we're all equal in real life and talk shiit. I also build websites as a side gig so I know how easy it is to make people believe anything they read online. I know it's your money so loosing 4m is nothing, their are people here who don't have that much but will borrow or close down their businesses to invest all they have, those are the people I'm concerned about. MBA remains a scam / Ponzi scheme! And is showing signs of crashing, if you are going to kill yourself if it does please don't invest!

Seriously, I don't know why, but I found these your writeup very funny. You seems to be so sure of the future. Or is this because you have been so hurt badly during mmm or something else, do not linger to the pain of the past, it might cause you to lose out on something beautiful. Thanks for your concern anyway, it is really genuine. But we are sailing with this ship.

It's a Waste of money to invest in Nigeria mutual funds. A total scam, it took me years to understand this. Nigeria mutual funds, I can't stop laughing.

What truth? The virus kills mostly the old and not even children. Are you saying they are (whoever you are referring to), trying to create a world where there are only children around using this virus. What are you really implying?

So are you saying the virus is schemed?

You can now invest on their platform online.

dultimate247:
oga!!! check what you type well now...there are key words that are similar in that search...nah you dey argue blindly bros...so if you search any name on any Search engine? Will it bringonly one results to your screen??
search anything...it will bring all possible results that is wat Search engine does!!check those name too..do you see anything that link to the website of the name in questionWic was the name on SEC website!! i rest ma case !!!

Obviously, truth be told, Sec are referring to this same MBA Forex and not any other which I know of. But here is the thing Sec do not have the jurisdiction to close mba Forex or any of the other 11 investment firm listed on their page. And is mainly because the security and exchange commission are there to regulate any firm or corporate companies which are involved in stock exchange, so as to protect shareholders from from corporate heads and most especially from their brokers which are the wolf of stock exchange, because every brokers do not have their client interest at heart. Their goal is to separate you from your hard earned money. Anyway Sec are not saying they are illegal but are warning you they are not approved by them, incase of any losses.

And mind you Sec as no authority to shut anyone of them down as long they are not dealing in the stock markets with people's money. And for the people saying SEC Shut boxvalue down last year that was a total lie. What really happened was that the company loses investors money and close down, they decided to use Sec as an excuse for their failure, telling people they are dealing with the Sec hahahaha. I don't know if they will be back but I know a lot of people will still be expecting them to return. And even if they do come back I am sure you will have to reinvest another money. That is one of the oldest scheme, high level scammers use.

I have invested with multiple companies which are registered with almost all regulations yet turned out to be scam. What I look out for in a company is TRANSPARENCY and MBA as plenty of that. Regardless, always invest what you can forget to lose. MBA IS THE FUTURE. You should be glad they are in your country.

Hmmmmm, reading this post brings back some memories, giving me a nostalgic feelings about the past. If am to share my scammed stories I doubt I will have all the time to finish it. Seriously, i have been scammed numeriously.

Infact during my teenage years, I famously earned the nickname "BOLO" (meaning a very sluggish person). I like to believe this was as a result of my very timid nature and placing huge trust in people. Two qualities which I completely lack today. Let me quickly share with you all one of my foolishly scammed moment.

Back in 1999, when I was in my teenage year's, my mum gave me 2500 to go and buy kerosene.
I sluggishly collect the gallon of the kerosene given to me and the money not knowing I won't be coming back with any of them. I sluggishly set out on my journey, when I got to the place I was to buy the kerosene, there were lot of people their as a result of kerosene scarcity then. So we had to form a queue, I was the last on the queue, after waiting for like 30minutes on the queue.

This rough looking guy came up to me and told me leg his paining him that he has been here since morning and he his thirsty, he asked me if I could get him nylon water, from a little distantance from where we are. I told him okay, he brought out #5 and gave it to me as I was going, he told me to bring my keg and my money so as to help me buy it when it get to my turn. Without hesitation as a result of my slow mind I quickly gave him the money and my keg.

I guess you all know what happened from here. When I got back he was gone. I went back home without a finch of sadness within me, I guess this was as a result of my slow mind. I told my mum exactly this "ma when I got there, one guy collected everything you gave me and give me nylon water. This is the nylon water he gave me" It was when the slap was coming, before it hits me, my brain within a Seconds processed all that has happened to me that day, and I knew I have messed up and it is too late. Till this very day my left eye have not completely healed from that slap.

A girl will get fvcked and be left, irrespective of all you posted here. Only way for a girl to avoid these is by asking a SIMP out. Yes, that is the only way, the 1000% way to avoid the drama of being played.

sisterslodge:
Chika likes Bolaji, she dreamt a lot about him, she fantasize about holding his arm, kissing him and resting on his chest, One day, she saw her opportunity and walked up to him, told him about her feelings and asked him out, Bolaji agreed to go out on a date with her, she was so happy, , after the date, she waited 3 days and eventually slept with him, Bolaji went home happy, he told his friends about what had just happened, he became arrogant, he deleted her number and started playing games on Chika.

What about Fatima? She loved Emeka so dearly, walked to him and told her mind, Emeka rejected her, she couldn’t believe her eyes, she stood there shaking, she felt the ground should swallow her.

Some women have experienced these situations, they read someone where that a woman can also approach a man and ask for a relationship, they approached and it ended badly for them

Generally, people hardly value the things they do not work for, talk-less of a relationship, men hardly value the women they didn’t work for, that is why stories of a woman asking a man out always end in disasters, he knows she likes him more than he likes her, he has the power, he is at advantage and will do everything possible to misuse that power.

You hear some men, who likes to preach that women also need to pursue men, to go after what they wants, most of these men saying all these, are men without games, lacks confidence and low self-esteem men, they never want to pursue and take the risk of pursuing a woman, they want to get everything on a platter of gold so that they can boost their lost self-esteem and brag to their friends that a woman asked them out. some of these men becomes arrogant after a woman ask them out, they start acting like they have arrived.

It is a known fact, that men pursue not women, even in the animal kingdom, the male cock pursue after the female hen, the female gives the male signal and it is the male who notices the signal and pursues after her, likewise in the human world , a female gives signal to a man that she is interested in, she flirts with him and gives him subtle signs, it expected of a man to noticed these signals and pursue after her or she moves on.

As a woman, whenever a man doesn’t approach after giving him signals your job isn’t to approach him, a man worthy of being called a man will take the lead and act

What is your point?

paul100:
Pls i need your advice.Beginning of last year,i got my bro password without him knowing,so going through his videos,i saw over 30 gay porn videos,i was shocked.I indirectly talked to him about gay porn and he was like God forbid,i hate that shit when there are girls everywhere not knowing i have seen the videos in his phone.I just forget about it,after all,it's his life not me.
He also like rubbing my mom's brown powder and eye liner or what they called it.My mom has warned him that gay life is not good,that he should not go into that nonsense but it looks like my brother has not changed.
I just came back for school and luckily for me,his phone was open and i saw new gay porn.I check his history in chrome and i was disappointed.
He just wrote jamb and did not score up to 180 after all my advice.Pls should i tell my mom about the videos in his phone.

Firstly, you have to start hiding your ass or you might get bleeped. Who knows how deep he has gone.

Secondly, have a heart to heart talk with him, try to see his reason of during such heinous thing, only then can you truly help him. At this stage the way you approach this should be delicate, or you might turn your brother into full gay for life. As long he his still hiding it, that means there is a part of him that believes what he's doing is very wrong, that is the part you want to work on. He can still be save.

NorthPrince:
Pls how do i follow and read ubunja's post and tell me guys that spill red pills like him



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Go to miseducations. com
Remove the space.
When you are done, your eyes will see an entirely new world. You will be reborn.

ggood:
Good evening please help me , I met a lady three weeks ago and we started dating , everything was going well , few days ago she told me that where she stay her room mate want to leave the town , and she does not have money to pay for her rent that she want to stay with me. I stay alone in very nice apartment my house have everything inside including running water, steady light, shower etc. She has been begging me to allow her stay for the main time and I don't know what to do. I Barely know her, she said she want to pack her bag and come and drop in my house, and am new in that town. My fear is that she will block me from having other ladies and exploring other girls and she will be feeding in my house because she is not working at the moment she a graduate waiting for her NYSC according to her.

Please help me out what should I do

Go and read Lord ubunja post "City girl Scheming" you might learn some few things, before you make your decision.

Joevics:
Of course. MBA is taking lots of investors from SEC memebers. That's how the Investment world works.

People who are really feeling the heat are the mutual funds manager. People like MBA Forex are like a nail been nailed on their business. And since these people are mostly influential people, they will do anything to bring MBA down, even if they have to merge or buy the company, and shut it down.

Hmmmm, is it possible for MBA Forex to be showing their trading report every month, that will really soothes doubters mind and even those who already invested. That will be one way to prove their authenticity, if only they are looking for increase in the number of investors.

grossintel:
When their is an economic crash, every single business is affected. Companies are calling for bailouts to stay in business because everything is crashing hard. Those companies sell stocks to the public. You bought it for $10 it crashes to $2 how do you make money selling it at $2. Some of you need to reason well oh. There's nothing to profit in a crash except you buy in the crash and leverage on that. But what if you bought before the crash? Sorry!

I totally agreed with all you said, during economy meltdown be it recession, depression, stagflation, disease outbreak whatever it may be. It will definitely affect all business no matter how big or small it is as long it is within the economy. But you failed to see the most beautiful side. These devastating moment are the moment the opportunist prayed for.

It is these same moment that have turned all the greatest wealthy men and women in the world wealthy. Some knew these secret, while some just acted subconsciously. OPPORTUNITY ARE FOUND IN THE WORST ENVIRONMENT. Think hard about it.

aremso:
that is why many will end up being poverty dealt wt in their lives because they don't want to take risk at all they are always afraid of falling. Even wt the crashing stocks people are still commting billions of naira as stocks sinks everyday and have u bother to ask why? you are seeing doom, gloomy and darkness but am seeing light at the end of the turnel. Grt wealth transfer is loading and at the end of the whole thing when covid19 is gone like ebola , more wealth would have been added. currently Jim ovia of zenith Bank earns close to 13billions in dividend yearly and now he will buy more so he can earn 50billion yearly then people like u will say he has eaten govt money while at my own little level, am targeting 6m annual dividend so I don't bother my brain on how I can settle my bills and change my car even if am not working just waking and sleeping everyday. We have nothing to do with poverty but our mentality has caged us to be where we are today. NO cross no crown, no risk no rewards. We love to run rat race many bankers in zenith does not have 1unit in zenith where they work even with their fat salaries and when they are relieved of the job they become something else cos they can't maintain the lifestyle, am not talking theory is what I have witnessed. So we must change our mentality and mind set if we must be delivered from the bondage of poverty. I don't believe in get rich quick stuff but genuinely, we can create wealth by taking calculated risks.

Don't bother to waste your time, these people do not understand the game of wealth. And they do not want to learn. They do not know and will never understand, except for the lucky fews that OPPORTUNITIES ARE FOUND IN THE WORST ENVIRONMENT.

iLegendd:
What is holding you back?

To avoid Criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Mark Twain

Casalindal:
So I got really embarrassed by some uncultured men today at the mall.. simply because you got the privileged to see my picture doesn’t give you the right to come over and want to start a conversation.. it really sad that men will never respect themselves for God sake I was with my fiancé!!! And to even imagine this guys look dirty and smell bad was despicable .. please I post here for opinions and to seek advice I’m not here to be friends or bed anyone, I’m not on anyone level here. I don’t want tag your Nairalandmonika but please let what happen this morning do not repeat itself again

You really knows how to pull a plug casalindal, even sassygem101, your akin partner dey insult you. I really can't stop laughing.

ubunja:
of course. Sexually attractive but not raunchy as in Scantily Clad.

It will take about a year of intense work on self for an average girl to achieve that rich girl look. Because its a multilayered effort that begins with a Mindset change to drop that poverty mindset. And that Independent Woman thing. Then it goes to language upgrading where she must clean up her language and drop all coarse language and learn to speak in that gentle manner that turns away wrath. Then she has to refine her mannerisms to scrub off all Masculine hand and body movements eg ladies don't do high fives. Then she has to learn to dress like a lady together with finding garments that speak of affluence and money. Then she'll have to drop her circle of friends and move in new circles.

Frankly the average girl can't pull this off because it's too much work.
The same way average dudes can't pull the Red Pill level up because it's too much work. We are used to mediocrity because we are lazy and change is hard work. So we stay in our comfort zone of being average.

But the girl who persists against all odds and achieves that level up will reap handsome rewards. Because that level up is rare rich men will spot it at once. And at some point the girl will be dealing with multiple rich men at the same time. If she has properly learned her game she'll be getting cars, flats, businesses etc. We are not even talking of airtime and phones and laptops. Any girl can get those without leveling up. We're talking life changing assets. Free.

Remember that story of a South African girl who got a horse from her BF. Such crazy stuff.

The tools to achieve that level up are free everywhere from YouTube to Facebook to Instagram. Everywhere. But only a tiny fraction of women have the willpower to change their life that way. Most would rather go study, work some 9-5 job for a mediocre salary and stress like men. And like ugly girls

But if you are young and pretty and you turn heads wherever you go why would you use that prettiness to get a job and spend the day holed up in some office the whole day lmfao. You are wasting the beauty and the freshness.

Pussy is the most valuable thing in the World. Rightly used a woman doesn't have to work one day in her life.

But Feminism and the Sexual Revolution has tricked pretty young women into chasing careers and sex. Now they are like men. Who spend their short lives chasing careers and sex. Alas!!

Your words are Feel with Infinite wisdom. I wonder if I will be a able to absorbs them all.

I once know this woman she has married like 7 times to different men. You know the most surprising thing is that they were all rich, infact their wealth rank in the order of their marriage to the woman. The first man was not as rich as the second and the second not as rich as the third, so it goes to the seventh husband. You know the most strangest thing in the picture is that these very woman did not even go to school, but she has class, I am not talking about influence but I meant CLASSY, a glance at her or just by speaking with her you will instantly thinks she is a highly educated person. I swear if someone tells you she did not go to school, you will never believe it.

One thing I have discovered is that women don't really need to work to earn respect. Whether she is a dog or fowl, once she marries a respectable man, she will equally receive the same respect the man receive from people. I swear women life are scam, the most beautiful scam in the world, all she just really needs is to be beautiful and graceful.

For a woman, their body is their greatest instrument.

Phenomenal16:
I went to a saloon this evening and the young Lady of my age which I know from my church was talking about how she spends money on clothing,,, hair do,,,,,to get a man ...
She was actually laying emphasis on the fact that how expensive u look determines the kind of ppl u attract.....except if the grace of God is upon ur life
So I was like do I need to look expensive to attract a man or what?
She was like if u want a rich man ..u av to dress rich....the thing weak me cos me I don't av that kind of money...
Forgive my typos

Definitely, people might say be yourself, but truth be told, we all know that does not work.

Things have changed, people have changed, infact everything as changed. We are in an era where you have to use what you don't have to get what you want. But just never forget your Root.

But seriously, why won't some ladies on this faceless forum leave the redpill guys alone, especially Lord ubunja. Please let us do our thing we are not complaining to you, infact I personally, I don't know of anyone else but this redpill is really working. Seriously, I am not proud to say this, but I always like to put anything I read into practice, ever since I have consumed the redpill I HAVE BEEN RIPPING WOMEN OFF. Unlike the old me that was been ripped off by women, as I am typing these I feel like crying, remembering those days. Few will understand what I meant. Anyway I promise not to abuse the new superpower bestowed upon me. But please you females, I know you won't like these and that is very understandable but just try, please try and leave us alone. The Simps have suffered enough, it is time they wake from those useless illusion, you called a PERFECT GENTLEMAN. Spit.

segebase:
Hmm

I will give my left-hand, if that will make me be the one to quarantine her.SERIOUSLY

Important⚠️

Coronavirus measures
We provide advice from nurses at Isshin Hospital. Please refer to it.

This virus seems to be weak to heat. Cold drinks are strictly prohibited. Always have a warm drink, lukewarm water. From the Institute. This is a statement from a US friend of Kwak Gu Young who will be dispatched to the Wuhan Institute. Be sure to communicate a lot.
He is conducting research on infinite pneumonia virus. I just called and when I caught a cold, I had a runny nose and sputum, and coronavirus pneumonia is a new type of coronavirus pneumonia because of a dry cough without a runny nose. This is the easiest identification method. Knowing more about such medical knowledge will help prevent it.
  This time, the Wuhan virus has no heat resistance and dies at a temperature of 26-27 degrees. Therefore, drink a lot of hot water. Drinking hot water with relatives can prevent this. Please go under the sunlight. Do not drink cold water, especially ice water. Drinking hot water is effective against all viruses. Please remember by all means.

Doctor's advice for coronavirus:
The size of 1. is very large (cell diameter is about 400-500nm), and all general masks (as well as N95 features) can also filter this. But be careful, if the infected person sneezes in front of you, 3 meters away.
2. If the virus falls on the metal surface, it will survive for more than 12 hours. If you touch metal, wash your hands with soap.
3. The virus can stay activated for 6-12 hours with clothes. Laundry detergent kills the virus. For winter clothes that do not need to be washed daily, they can be placed in the sun to kill the virus.
Symptoms of pneumonia caused by coronavirus:
1. Infects the throat first, causing the throat to have a dry throat sensation that lasts for 3-4 days.
2. Then the virus is mixed into the coec, flows into the institution, enters the lungs and causes pneumonia. This process takes 5-6 days.
3. Pneumonia causes high fever and dyspnea. Nasal congestion is different from normal types. It will make you breathless as if drowned. If you feel like this, please see a doctor immediately.

About prevention:
1. The most common way to get infected is to openly touch things, so you need to wash your hands thoroughly. The virus can be bought by hand for 5-10 minutes, but various things can happen for 5-10 minutes (rubbing your eyes or unintentionally touching your nose).
2. In addition to washing your hands well, you can remove or minimize bacteria (before falling out of the decommissioning furnace) while you are gargling and gargling at the Betadine Sore Throat Gargle.
I will tell you to drink hot water.