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Family › Re: Zimbabwean Wife Grabs Husband's Joystick For Denying Her Sex During Fasting by Narldon: 2:10pm On Sep 15, 2017

Toks2008:
You will make a good comedian.

LOL!

Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Shows Off Flexibility During Workout by Narldon: 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2017

Family › Re: Zimbabwean Wife Grabs Husband's Joystick For Denying Her Sex During Fasting by Narldon: 1:56pm On Sep 15, 2017

HELL hath no fury like a Woman starved of sex!

Neither Have I seen anyone as Humble and Polite like a Man that comes to Borrow Money..

HE will even greet your DOG "Oga GuuMorn Saa"

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Education › Re: Harvey And Irma: This Is How Hurricanes Get Their Names by Narldon: 1:40pm On Sep 15, 2017

Leave Abroad joor

In Nigeria we currently have,

Hurricane Python

Hurricane IPOB

Hurricane Skullarship

Hurricane BokoHaram

Even Tsunami Buhari and Tornado Kanu

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Celebrities › Re: Akpororo Finally Addresses The Nasty Comment Made By Yung6ix's DJ About His Wife by Narldon: 1:33pm On Sep 15, 2017

snakebeat:
Chai!!!
This coming from a lady to a fellow woman like u is very bad
We all know djtimmy reply was very childish & totally uncalled for
Even yungsix that was even attacked made more sense in his two remarks about the joke.
We have seen comedians making fun of top govt officials in the past
Djtimmy obviously blew it out of proportion & i m sure he is regretting by now

But this your own no make sense, we all got dirty past...Put yourself in her shoes...

Correction noted

Education › Re: Items OAU Student Stole From The School Hostel (Picture) by Narldon: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2017*

USA

-Did u steal meat from the pot?

-No I didn't

NIGERIA

-Did u steal meat from the pot?

-Me? Pot? Meat? Steal? How?

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Family › Re: Couple Divorce After 10 Months Of Lavish Wedding With Money Spraying Machine by Narldon: 1:17pm On Sep 15, 2017

Even TONTO and Churchill lasted more than one year

Maybe the Python Dance has started in their Marriage

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Politics › Re: Court Remands 32 Suspected IPOB Men In Prison Port Harcourt by Narldon: 1:16pm On Sep 15, 2017

Evil

Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of Chinyere, Girl With Blue Eyes In Nasarawa Shared By Emily Nkanga by Narldon: 1:10pm On Sep 15, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Shades Ex Wife As He Dedicates Award To “all The Loving Men & Women" by Narldon: 1:02pm On Sep 15, 2017

His VILLAGERS be playing 9jaBet with His Marriage Like,

1st Half - Goalless draw

2nd Half - Over 2.5 Goals

Marriage odds - 8

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Celebrities › Re: Akpororo Finally Addresses The Nasty Comment Made By Yung6ix's DJ About His Wife by Narldon: 12:56pm On Sep 15, 2017*

Akpororo Fear-Fear

Stop Pretending to make Sense

We know You for talking Nonsense

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FIRS To Recruit 7,500 Graduates And 5,000 Non-Graduates by Narldon: 12:42pm On Sep 15, 2017

SOFTENGR:
Let it be known that the positions have been reserved 100% for their candidates.

Pardon my Error..

I Miscalculated

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Looking Good In New Pictures by Narldon: 12:22pm On Sep 15, 2017*

Meanwhile

One of The Roads that leads to Aiyetoro-Gbege, Kogi West Constituency

DINO MELAYE IS WORKING!

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Looking Good In New Pictures by Narldon: 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2017

I want to have a brief Chat with the MOD that always move This Clown's pictures to FrontPage!

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Politics › Re: Fayose Wears Igbo Cap In Presidential Campaign Poster by Narldon: 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2017*

FAYOSE

Is that How You use to do?

Python has not finished dancing in the East

Now, you want to move your "Skullarship" Mining there

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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Shares New Lovely Picture by Narldon: 12:15pm On Sep 15, 2017

RETIREDMUMU:
it good to know u re here

Good to know that you feel Good to know that I'm here

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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Shares New Lovely Picture by Narldon: 12:08pm On Sep 15, 2017

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FIRS To Recruit 7,500 Graduates And 5,000 Non-Graduates by Narldon: 12:04pm On Sep 15, 2017*

After 80% of the Tax Liaison Jobs have been "kept-aside" for their own Candidates...

Nobody should come and be giving me Headache this morning with False Hope!

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Crime › Re: We Sell A Human Hand For N5k – Cultists Arrested Alongside A Traditional Ruler by Narldon: 11:41am On Sep 15, 2017

Victornezzar:
O lawd
Dis people again
people from d zone of skullarship

Someone said SW are on "Skullarship"

No Energy to even Faint

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Career › Re: What's Your Current Challenge At Your Place Of Work? by Narldon: 11:32am On Sep 15, 2017

paiz:
My madam is Hot
I alway get distracted by her big ass
I know if i just browse her internet the distraction will stop.
Nairalander pls help me how do i get her laid?

Eleyi gidi gan

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Career › Re: What's Your Current Challenge At Your Place Of Work? by Narldon: 11:26am On Sep 15, 2017

My Brother,

My Current Challenge is what to Eat this Morning

I Cannot Come and Go and Be Killing Myself because of Work

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Travel › Re: 53 Traders Dead After Boat Mishap In Kebbi State by Narldon: 11:24am On Sep 15, 2017

Bad

Politics › Re: Lagos Commences Mechanized Sweeping Of Roads At Night (photos) by Narldon: 3:16pm On Sep 14, 2017

AutoJoshNG

What is the model of your Camera?

Politics › Re: Thugs Clash With Journalists At Kwara High Court (Photos) by Narldon: 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2017

4 Billion Naira embezzled by the "Senate president?"

SARAKI your karma awaits you!

Politics › Re: Where Is Nnamdi Kanu? by Narldon: 2:13pm On Sep 14, 2017

[b][/b]

Politics › Re: Farmer Hit By A Fired Gas Canister During Chaos In Aba (Graphic Photos) by Narldon: 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2017

SAY NO TO WAR AND VIOLENCE

UNITED WE STAND

DIVIDED WE FALL

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Politics › Re: IPOB Members Attack Home Of Abia State Commissioner Of Police by Narldon: 12:02pm On Sep 14, 2017

This is becoming something else

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Politics › Re: 1 Officer Killed, 32 Ipob Members Arrested, 2 Police Vans Burnt In Rivers by Narldon: 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2017

What is Nigeria turning into?

Romance › Re: Can One Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time? by Narldon: 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2017*

Some Girls Be taking Relationships Like JAMB Registration

I overheard my Neighbour this morning saying,

"I LOVE STANLEY BUT DAVID IS MY FIRST CHOICE AND KELVIN IS STILL AN OPTION"

CONGRATS TO THE MOD THAT MOVED THIS THREAD TO FRONPAGE

SINCE 2009, EIGHT YEARS AGO - NEW RECORD!

THE GIRL'S CHILD MIGHT EVEN BE ON NAIRALAND NOW

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Education › Re: What To Do During ASUU Strike by Narldon: 1:00pm On Sep 13, 2017

Politics › Re: Army To Begin ‘Exercise Egwu Eke’ II In Abia, Anambra, Enugu On Friday by Narldon: 9:14am On Sep 13, 2017

I wantu faint

Any space? sad

Crime › Re: SARS Officer, Police Inspector Killed In Port-Harcourt At Suspect's House by Narldon: 8:08am On Sep 13, 2017

Sorry

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