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CelebritiesRe: Ejine Okoroafor Storms The Beach In Bikini by Narldon: 5:22pm On Sep 17, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Josh 2 Funny, Chibuike Josh Alfred: "People Think I’m Gay" by Narldon:



So, My Cousin placed a bet of N500


Dude was Damn Lucky, won N800,000 shocked


His Friend, whom he borrowed the money from, came requesting for his own Share undecided


Then, I Remembered A Topic I was Taught In CRS in Primary 3


"IT IS BETTER TO TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH, THAN TO GIVE HIM FISH"


So, when My Cuz called, I adviced him based on that smiley


So He did exactly as I told him!




















Dude gave his Friend N500 and directed him to the Shop where He Won his Bet... cheesy



Abeg, Did He not try?? huh



Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Michael Ewache Dedicates First Child After 32 Years Of Childlessness by Narldon: 4:44pm On Sep 17, 2017
Congratulations
CelebritiesRe: Liz Anjorin: I Didn't Convert To Islam Because Of A Man by Narldon: 4:40pm On Sep 17, 2017



Your Girlfriend will never tell you what I'm about to reveal to You Guys


she has that one male friend on her whatsapp whom she tolerates so much! shocked


and right now the guy is whatsapping her "How is that cow of yours?" grin


And your girl is laughing and replying with... "No he is not a cow lol" cheesy






but the moment you mess up embarassed


She texts that Guy with, "Guess what the Cow did today?" undecided


Then they joke and laugh at you all day!!








That's why sometimes You Lack Appetite to eat and blame Innocent Villagers cheesy
FashionRe: Selemon Susan Funke: Susan Rosemon Inspiration Newspaper Series Collection by Narldon: 4:01pm On Sep 17, 2017




Who can lend me a pair of SCISSORS?


It won't take Time for me to Cut


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 17th September 2017 by Narldon: 3:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 17th September 2017 by Narldon: 3:26pm On Sep 17, 2017



LIKE FOR MANCHESTER UNITED



SHARE FOR EVERTON




PetsRe: Lady Holds Baby Shower For Her Pregnant Dog In Abuja (Photos) by Narldon:
My cute Pet Pinky had her baby shower yesterday. She will put to bed soon. Nigerians should imbibe the habit of keeping pets as it has a way of keeping you sane from mouthy family and friends. In short they are God’s way of saying I got your back when humans fail.
The Deductions I could assert from this Post;


it has a way of keeping you sane from mouthy family and friends.

1. She's under Pressure from Her Family and Friends to get Married. She looks above 30.


they are God’s way of saying I got your back when humans fail

2. She just got a HeartBreak or out of a Failed Relationship. She Either Fell for A Playboy or A Yoruba Demon


In summary: She got the Attention she was Looking For


PoliticsRe: Youths Dance Round Coffin As They Ambush Oil Company In Akwa Ibom Again. Photos by Narldon: 1:40pm On Sep 17, 2017
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CrimeRe: Young Men Who Specialize In Raping Women At Night Vigils Arrested In Enugu.Photo by Narldon: 1:18pm On Sep 17, 2017
angry

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For The USA After Meeting With Some Governors... Pix by Narldon: 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2017




THE WALKING TRAVELLING DEAD



European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 17th Spetember 2017 by Narldon: 1:11pm On Sep 17, 2017



Please,


If your Barber is an Arsenal Fan,



Do Not let Him Touch your Hair Today




SportsRe: 10-man Nairaland Football Team Hold Yaba Team by Narldon: 9:33am On Sep 17, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Tboss Shares Her Early Morning Picture Without Makeup(photo) by Narldon: 9:32am On Sep 17, 2017
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EducationRe: The Saddening Collapse Of Education In Nigeria by Narldon:



Did You ever ask Yourself why some Slay Queens stopped taking selfies in Mansions, Hotels and Big Cars? huh





















They're now in their Father's House making Hot Eba because of ASUU STRIKE! cheesy


CelebritiesRe: Tchidi Chikere: "I Don’t Believe In Biafra As A Geographical Entity” by Narldon: 7:43pm On Sep 16, 2017
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FoodRe: A Nairalander Caught A Big Python, Cooked It And Ate It With His Family (Photos) by Narldon: 7:38pm On Sep 16, 2017



OP Enjoy ooo



Until the Python Dance begins in Your Stomach..



CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Looks Pretty In Braids by Narldon: 7:03pm On Sep 16, 2017




HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THAT THE SMELL OF FUFU ON YOUR HAND LASTS LONGER THAN MTN 1.5GB DATA BUNDLE embarassed




Nairaland GeneralRe: Masquerades Flog Each Other (Video) by Narldon: 5:39pm On Sep 16, 2017




Some Masquerades I saw Yesterday doing Python Dance cheesy



CelebritiesRe: Gifty Of BBNaija Goes Nude On Instagram (Photo) by Narldon:




All these Girls that snap selfies in different Hotel Rooms,


Is your Father's House on Renovation?


Ayam not Understanding huh


CelebritiesRe: Pearl Chidinma Ogbulu: Nigerian Men Romantic When They Haven’t Tasted Honey Pot by Narldon: 3:09pm On Sep 16, 2017



She seems to be speaking from experience



CelebritiesRe: 2face: “What Happened To Dammy Krane Happened To Me Before" by Narldon: 2:31pm On Sep 16, 2017
Monaco2:
Well, did u?


Monaco or is it Dortmund


How is it doing you?

CelebritiesRe: 2face: “What Happened To Dammy Krane Happened To Me Before" by Narldon:



My Most Embarrassing day was when I Fainted at Ojuelegba Junction


And when I woke up..


I heard one Yoruba Woman shouting


"Dee you do Aborshun" embarassed


PhonesRe: 7 Signs Your Social Media Account Has Been Hacked by Narldon: 1:49pm On Sep 16, 2017



Come and hack


My password is Lalasticlala cheesy


HealthRe: RSS Officers Rush Woman In Labour To Hospital In Ketu (photos) by Narldon:



After Labour and the Baby discovers he was born in Nigeria..



PropertiesRe: Tree Fell On Woman's Mud House In Imo. Photos by Narldon: 1:41pm On Sep 16, 2017
WTF! shocked
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths In Kano React To Clash In South-East (Photos) by Narldon: 1:36pm On Sep 16, 2017


IGBOS IN THE NORTH BEWARE!


THIS IS A CAMOUFLAGE! shocked


1ST OCTOBER LOADING...



FamilyRe: Kenyan Couple Who Wore T-shirts To Their Simple Wedding Welcome Bouncing Baby by Narldon: 1:32pm On Sep 16, 2017
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RomanceRe: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by Narldon: 1:25pm On Sep 16, 2017
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EventsRe: 6 Kinds Of People You Will Always Find At 'Owambe' Parties In Nigeria. by Narldon:
The ones who came just for the jollof rice

They don’t care if it is a burial or a wedding. They just came for the free food… and they are not sorry about it.


The selfie addicts

What is life without a few selfies right? But these ones are a special breed. Their aso ebi must not waste. Check their phones, it’s selfie galore.



The dancing machines

They can like to turn up! Everywhere na so so dance, dance, dance! They are the ones on their feet all through the party dancing all over the place. Watch out for them in the next owambe you attend. You can’t miss them. They are everywhere.



The souvenir hustlers

Whether it’s a plastic bucket or a back scratcher, they have to collect everything… and they do this in every party they attend irrespective of whether they have that particular souvenir at home or not.



The ones who know everybody

They can’t just keep still on their seats. They just must see someone they know. They keep getting up to greet people as if they are sitting on a needle.



The bored ones

They are the ones who wonder what they came to the party for. They would rather sit at home and watch telemundo than come out for the party.


The ones that came to pick Money

That was how I saw Tosyne2much and Evablizin fighting for N200 the other day huh

CelebritiesRe: Ugochi Ihezue: Pictures Of Winner Of MBGN 2017 by Narldon: 10:49am On Sep 16, 2017



What's the Current Price of Cucumber in Market? huh



EducationRe: Nans President:we Are Ready To Shut Down Federal Roads by Narldon: 10:37am On Sep 16, 2017
daveP:
O: But we've sent all the pythons to biafra?

B: Send vipers then, they'l lose their vibe for federal roads.


LWKMD! grin


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