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So, My Cousin placed a bet of N500 Dude was Damn Lucky, won N800,000 His Friend, whom he borrowed the money from, came requesting for his own Share ![]() Then, I Remembered A Topic I was Taught In CRS in Primary 3 "IT IS BETTER TO TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH, THAN TO GIVE HIM FISH" So, when My Cuz called, I adviced him based on that ![]() So He did exactly as I told him! Dude gave his Friend N500 and directed him to the Shop where He Won his Bet... ![]() Abeg, Did He not try?? ![]() |
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Your Girlfriend will never tell you what I'm about to reveal to You Guys she has that one male friend on her whatsapp whom she tolerates so much! and right now the guy is whatsapping her "How is that cow of yours?" ![]() And your girl is laughing and replying with... "No he is not a cow lol" ![]() but the moment you mess up ![]() She texts that Guy with, "Guess what the Cow did today?" ![]() Then they joke and laugh at you all day!! That's why sometimes You Lack Appetite to eat and blame Innocent Villagers ![]() |
Who can lend me a pair of SCISSORS? It won't take Time for me to Cut |
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LIKE FOR MANCHESTER UNITED SHARE FOR EVERTON |
My cute Pet Pinky had her baby shower yesterday. She will put to bed soon. Nigerians should imbibe the habit of keeping pets as it has a way of keeping you sane from mouthy family and friends. In short they are God’s way of saying I got your back when humans fail.The Deductions I could assert from this Post; it has a way of keeping you sane from mouthy family and friends. 1. She's under Pressure from Her Family and Friends to get Married. She looks above 30. they are God’s way of saying I got your back when humans fail 2. She just got a HeartBreak or out of a Failed Relationship. She Either Fell for A Playboy or A Yoruba Demon In summary: She got the Attention she was Looking For |
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Please, If your Barber is an Arsenal Fan, Do Not let Him Touch your Hair Today |
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Did You ever ask Yourself why some Slay Queens stopped taking selfies in Mansions, Hotels and Big Cars? ![]() They're now in their Father's House making Hot Eba because of ASUU STRIKE! ![]() |
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OP Enjoy ooo Until the Python Dance begins in Your Stomach.. |
HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THAT THE SMELL OF FUFU ON YOUR HAND LASTS LONGER THAN MTN 1.5GB DATA BUNDLE ![]()
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Some Masquerades I saw Yesterday doing Python Dance ![]()
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All these Girls that snap selfies in different Hotel Rooms, Is your Father's House on Renovation? Ayam not Understanding ![]()
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She seems to be speaking from experience |
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My Most Embarrassing day was when I Fainted at Ojuelegba Junction And when I woke up.. I heard one Yoruba Woman shouting "Dee you do Aborshun" ![]() |
Come and hack My password is Lalasticlala ![]()
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After Labour and the Baby discovers he was born in Nigeria..
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IGBOS IN THE NORTH BEWARE! THIS IS A CAMOUFLAGE! 1ST OCTOBER LOADING... |
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The ones who came just for the jollof rice They don’t care if it is a burial or a wedding. They just came for the free food… and they are not sorry about it. The selfie addicts What is life without a few selfies right? But these ones are a special breed. Their aso ebi must not waste. Check their phones, it’s selfie galore. The dancing machines They can like to turn up! Everywhere na so so dance, dance, dance! They are the ones on their feet all through the party dancing all over the place. Watch out for them in the next owambe you attend. You can’t miss them. They are everywhere. The souvenir hustlers Whether it’s a plastic bucket or a back scratcher, they have to collect everything… and they do this in every party they attend irrespective of whether they have that particular souvenir at home or not. The ones who know everybody They can’t just keep still on their seats. They just must see someone they know. They keep getting up to greet people as if they are sitting on a needle. The bored ones They are the ones who wonder what they came to the party for. They would rather sit at home and watch telemundo than come out for the party. The ones that came to pick Money That was how I saw Tosyne2much and Evablizin fighting for N200 the other day ![]()
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What's the Current Price of Cucumber in Market? ![]() |
daveP: LWKMD! ![]() |
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