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Celebrities / Re: Vector Thinks Yahoo Girls Do Not Exist, See Fans' Reactions by Narldon: 12:40pm On May 26, 2018
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Politics / Re: IGP Vs Saraki: What Buhari Told Senators by Narldon: 9:36am On May 26, 2018



The way ATM Ejects Debit card after withdrawing 1k is very disrespectful.




I had to pick mine from the floor yesterday.


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Sports / Re: Wings Of African Pride: FIFA Releases World Cup Slogans For Super Eagles, Others by Narldon: 5:52am On May 26, 2018




How much will I add to 5k to buy Range Rover?



My days of trekking are almost over...


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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Biro Sketch Of Diego Pablo Simeone, Atletico Madrid Coach by Narldon: 10:34am On May 24, 2018
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Education / Re: Who Is Greater: Newton Or Einstein? by Narldon: 6:59am On May 22, 2018



LIKE FOR ALBERT EINSTEIN


SHARE FOR ISAAC NEWTON


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Romance / Re: Ex-efcc Twitter Page Handler Proposes To His Girlfriend. - See Pictures by Narldon: 4:00pm On May 20, 2018
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Crime / Re: NSCDC Arrests 30 Suspects In Bayelsa by Narldon: 3:54pm On May 20, 2018


Slap me; Beat me; Offend me; Arrest me... I will forgive you.

But when you jump me while sharing rice in a wedding..





Haa, We will all die that day

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Politics / Re: What I Will Do If I Become President – Makarfi by Narldon: 3:53pm On May 20, 2018


That moment a military man frowns and call you with a shout for wearing an army camouflage, three things leaves your body;
1: your spirit
2: your shadow
3: your ancestors

Finally you are on your own.

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Celebrities / Re: Be Sincere!! Davido’s Assurance Vs Wizkid’s Fake Love, Which One Made More Sense by Narldon: 10:43am On May 20, 2018



LIKE FOR ASSURANCE


SHARE FOR FAKE LOVE


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Computers / Re: How To Set Computer Parental Control In PC For Your Child by Narldon: 8:20pm On May 19, 2018
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Health / Re: See The Amazing Transformation Of This Overweight Couple After A Year by Narldon: 6:55pm On May 19, 2018


With the way I'm broke right now, I'm thinking of selling my neighbour's dog and be doing the barking at night.


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Sports / Re: Arsenal Set To Appoint Mikel Arteta As New Boss by Narldon: 8:00pm On May 18, 2018


Japan has announced their world cup squad.
Goal keepers
朣楢琴
瑩浻牡
执獧
敬瑦

Defenders
执獧扻
潲湵
昣昸昸
敷止瑩札
湥楬
瑦戠瑯

Midfielders
浯潴 捥
洭穯氭湩

捥捥
牧畯摮
獭氭湩
敩瑮

Forward
捥捥捥
牧畯摮
獯瑩¶¥
氭湩
穯氭湩
止瑩札
Its a shame that 敩瑮琨 isn't in the squad

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Food / Re: Gas Safety Tips Everyone Should Know by Narldon: 8:23pm On May 16, 2018
Opinionated:


Have a carbon monoxide (CO2) alarm installed

Carbon monoxide is not only a potentially dangerous gas. It’s also incredibly hard to detect as it is both odourless and colourless. Carbon monoxide alarms detect and alert you to the presence of the poisonous gas, and should be fitted in your home.


[b]Never light a naked flame if you smell CO2






Great Topic!


But, Carbonmonoxide is not CO2


Meanwhile, cooking Gas is Propane or Butane.

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Sports / Re: Thomas Tuchel Replaces Unai Emery As PSG Coach On A Two Years Deal by Narldon: 10:29pm On May 14, 2018



Changing Coach does not still guarantee that PSG will cross Champions League Quarter Final.


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Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Biography, Age, Profile And Lifestyle by Narldon: 11:37am On May 14, 2018



Mo Salah


A Legend in the making...


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Education / Re: FG To Intensify Efforts On Periodic Review Of University Curriculum – Buhari by Narldon: 7:39am On May 14, 2018



Whenever I see Buhari on Nairaland, I open my purse and check if my Voters Card is still there.



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Romance / Re: Braless Lady & Her Nipples At Edo Club Joker Got Nigerians Talking by Narldon: 10:46pm On May 13, 2018



List of people that came to see "Nipple"


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Crime / Re: We Steal Ogun Prostitutes' Phones And Sell To Lagos Prostitutes - Suspects by Narldon: 9:37pm On May 13, 2018




Barcelona unbeaten run in LaLiga ended by Levante



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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's La Liga Record Is Mind-blowing (Photos) by Narldon: 8:49pm On May 13, 2018



LIKE FOR MESSI IN LA-LIGA



SHARE FOR SALAH IN EPL


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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Replies Fan Disappointed Over Her Not Sharing Money by Narldon: 8:43pm On May 13, 2018


Yesterday, I saw a Seven year old "ajebo" boy crying in a Supermarket because his mother refused to buy him Chocolate Bar.



I really felt sad for the boy, so I bought one chocolate bar;








and ate it in front of him...


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Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe Has This To Say About The Ex BBNaija Housemates by Narldon: 8:00am On May 07, 2018



That's how Village People will start following them for Nothing, thinking that they have made it in Life.


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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Narldon: 1:13am On May 07, 2018



A New Introvert in the Lounge.



I guess I've found my Niche.


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Phones / Re: There's A Black ⚫ Emoji Message That Crashes Any Android App, Like Whatsapp by Narldon: 7:04pm On May 06, 2018


Ok

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by Narldon: 6:14pm On May 06, 2018
oshe11:
Mrs Like or Share don show



Customer Customer;


So, you've been monitoring me?


Good Job.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by Narldon: 6:10pm On May 06, 2018



LIKE FOR BARCELONA



SHARE FOR REAL MADRID


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Religion / Re: Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor: "Eat Your Tithe And Die Quick" by Narldon: 12:02pm On May 06, 2018
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Religion / Re: Bishop Simeon Okah Bans Members Without PVC From Flock Of Christ Mission, Warri by Narldon: 11:54am On May 06, 2018



This is the Best News I've read Today!


Action speaks louder than Preaching.


We cannot keep praying for Good Leaders when we don't have PVC.

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: 'I Have Moved On' – Collins, Nina’s Boyfriend by Narldon: 11:41am On May 06, 2018

Meanwhile, Miracle has said he is more concerned with making money than exploring a relationship with Nina.

“My relationship with Nina does not change outside the house; we are still good friends. I plan to make good use of the friendship with Nina; at least, it will reduce the proximity of female fans and all. With her, it is easier to set the barrier.




So, Miracle is only Using Nina to pass Time and reduce the proximity of female fans.


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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija 2018 Contestants Storm The Headies (Photos) by Narldon: 11:35am On May 06, 2018



BBNaija Contestants, Stop taking Pictures like Celebrities.



Before your Village People will start following You for nothing, thinking that you have made it.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates Tastebudz, His Missing Rib On His 42nd Birthday by Narldon: 11:31am On May 06, 2018


Attention! Attention!


Ladies please not every Guy that tells u "I Love You" are for Real.


Some just want to press your Breast.

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Religion / Re: Happy Father's Day To The Entire Catholic Fathers All Over The World by Narldon: 11:30am On May 06, 2018



God Bless all Fathers.


The Pillar of the Family!

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by Narldon: 11:21am On May 06, 2018


“When you meet me newly, the first impression you get is that I am cold. But I am only trying to protect myself from people I don’t know.

“If I am in a room and I know everyone there, I will be very comfortable and playful. But if I don’t know anyone, I will be cold. I am not trying to blow my trumpet; I am just saying that I need to know you to be comfortable with you,”




I can relate to what Chioma is saying.

I'm an Introvert. My Colleagues and associates think I'm a Snob.

But I only relate with People based on the level of Comfort and Rapport I Feel around them.

My Close Friends would think otherwise, because I'm a talkative whenever I'm with them.

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