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saaedlee: You're just lucky u could have been lynched.


Waito...u lie give the taxi gurl say u be corper! #Wooing101

Guy try use your brain to understand some unspoken words. I had received calls while in d car speaking yoruba and annang so she just assumed I was a corper. Mind u, I was once a corper. If u want 2 know the wooing aspects then u need 2 register for that course!

I went 2 kafanchan area of jemaa local govt from Zaria, kaduna state to check on a friend on Friday last week. The distance was a long one and so I decided 2 go with some of my personal belonging in an echolacc bag.

Having spent a day with the said friend. I bid my friend goodbye and asked for directions to their nearest viewing centre. I was pulling along with my box. The first person I asked showed me the wrong description. I went to a mechanic and asked him; he described the place for me but wanted 2 know if I wasn't carrying a bomb in my echolacc. I assured him I wasn't and then headed towards the viewing centre. I discovered some suspicious eyes looking at me but I was confidently heading towards my destination cuz I was eager to watch my teams performance against arsenal.

I got to the viewing centre with my box. I could see a terrifying look on the face of the attendant as he was telling me 2 stop there. I told him I came 2 watch match; to prove I wasn't trying 2 bomb the place, I opened my box and showed him the content. He then asked me to enter but I insist I wanted 2 keep the box outside 2 avoid some fans from abandoning the viewing centre cuz of a potential bomb explosion. That was how I kept my box outside and went in 2 watch.

On returning 2 Zaria from kaduna; the taxi driver was so suspicious. He said my hausa doesn't sound like their own. Prior 2 tht I had chyked one lady sitting beside me. We exchanged numbers. When I reached home, I whatsapped with the girl and she was telling me the driver called me a boko haram member. She defended me that I was a corper but he would have none of that.

I am just wondering if anyone has had such an experience before either as a prospective corps member heading 2 camp, student or even visiting family friends in the north. Share your experiences too

Bro u are red hot! Just like a babe. #erony

fubbyy: you said you guys should exchanged, you both can share it

But seriously th op is enjoying though it will affect his marital life if he didn't break the jinx now, apart from that I wish I'm the one its happening to

I wish to be in his position. When I'm ready 2 marry, I will deal wit the problems that go along with it.

fubbyy: Lol.. Problem shared problem solved

Whose? Op's or mine?

lastchild: Lol. I keep advising people to read before commenting, pls read my post over and over again, I never dated anyone talkless of dumping, those I had sex with wasn't interested in relationship, I met them by asking them to be my gf but they refused, even when we do have sex, they left on their own

My own problem is the opposite of wht u relayed here. Every lady I meet wants me to be her bf or we must be dating before she could give me the coochie. To me urs is a gud problem. Letz exchange problems please!

Mr handsome, more beauty 2 ur ego

Enquirydon wannabe, Wake me up when it's ready 2 go for 10k per piece

16k per piece! U go tey there

If op had said, "The most shortest handsome young boy on nairaland" then I might just agree with him based on the ones I've seen. The most handsome doesn't declare himself, he is discovered!
P.S : when u tell people u are handsome, u are indirectly encouraging them 2 tell u otherwise even if u are ryt but you are wrong dis tym.

Beautiful people in d house, I hope dia is enough space for everyone?

Make una dey deceive unaself o. Team wey go carry am, dia fans no dey make noise!

Crinkumcrankum

Nyc one

Na hyNess e dey use am for

Many are not telling d truth about d cream they are using. So much lies in here. For me I do not have regular creams. I have used vaseline aloe Vera, normal vaseline petroleum jelly, vaseline moisturizing cream, bioclaire, Shea butter, Venus pomade and just started using Estee Beautifying cream. The moment the one I bought finished, I buy anoda one. What I notice is dat I hve natural oily face.I have tried several to know d one dat won't make my face oily. I'm Still searching. Some1 should help me suggest d one dat is good for some1 with oily face like me.

Let it cure anything, all I know is dat, I will rather die than take it in any form!

Stay drug free, ruins life as a whole!

Saraha1: For where my brother I dey find work pass federal government self.

Diaris God o!

Saraha1: Oma ga oh ,wetin person no go read.
God would move your ministry forward.

aren't you a working class lady? Hw will his ministry move forward when d ladies aren't applying?

The way I understand you is dat you are on many projects and you have ran out of cash and needs a sugar mummy dat will bankrupt ur projects to completion. All I will say to you is diaris god o!

is he dead or has he gone blind? What's wrong wit him please?

Seun must charge you 4 dis advert o!! This Udom, is he one of the gubernatorial candidates for pdp