₦airaland Forum

aisha2:
Did Okotie write the book of Malachai chapter 2? Go and read your bible and stop projecting your ignorance on me

Valued:
Hmmm this made me speechless... Well, I went to church today looking lovelier than ever(I know it) cos I could feel eyes on me. During offering time in my church, two queues were usually made...one for going and the other for coming back. Well, I just finished putting my offering and was going back when I saw this guy that has been asking me out for months now, on the other queue... He smiled and I smiled back cos I'm usually very friendly on sundays. But the smile didn't end there..he left his queue and started approaching mine, and I was like...what is wrong with this guy? Eyes were already devouring me. He got to me and told me..''you look very beautiful'' in the presence of everyone, and they were like..huh? Well, I felt so lovely and ended up giving him a big grin. And I allowed him to walk me home, hehehe.
So guys, can you do this in church? And ladies have you experienced something like this before?

Truckpusher:
So says the man with the yellow set of teeth.

Truckpusher:
The jets now belongs to Jonathan and no longer to the federal republic of Nigeria?

How many jets did he acquire as a sitting President , Mr egift? answer me before i give you one e-slap

sanchezzz:
My 5 yr old cousin won't fall for this your so called trick. All she need is just 2 or 3 extra sim and that's all. Well u can try it with her sha. Pls make it 1500 MTN card so she go fit transfer...

Evina:
LolZ... Thank God you weren't taken to sambisa

Battery1:
I was kidnapped by Nas4q but am out now. They said I shld denounce my intention of marrying Miss nairaland but I rfused. Thank God IG personally intervend on time and rescued me.

twerkjack:
males are just imb*ciles nd its because ladies give dem ƮϦȩ chance. If y'all stop actin so damn vulnerable all the male animals wouldn't HV guts to come here and shamelessly type rubbish abt wantin sex only. The girl tell u say the f*CK no dey sweet am? Any girl dat does it just wants to do it, so dnt wash ur dirty a*s outside claimin to HV chopped a girl. Dose days are long gone as*holes!

juman:
Boko haram is the north problem.

laykorn:
Yeeeeeeee Battery1 see smackdown! Lol *thums up
JigsawKillah I see you o,na here me dey refresh my brain o,you no fit blame me o
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:
Come dis boy,u neva sleep? Can somebody pls find me a cane there? Taaa! Taaa!! for ur yansh, oya go and sleep.

laykorn:
Did your girlfriend just dump you and run away with your money too,abi wetin na. Wetin do you? We fit help you. NLers are good people.
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:
Go and wear ur napkin and make sure u pee b4 u sleep.