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My first and only JAMB; 218,year 2004. Was in SS3 at the d tym. Dats what I used to get admission!

the thread has been derailed to sambisa forest, pls kindly use dat chance to search for our girls. @op; you are okay no doubt but b4 you conclude you should hv compiled all pictures of nairaland guys first. Nt until u've done dat, we won't take you seriously. uyai iden ade do!!!

ThIs will be interesting, let me just dey watch!!

guy no bring dat one come if na dat one, the spread go yapa! No just go there. Even in restaurants, cybercafes, vIewing centres, churches, public toIlets nd other public places. Are we to totally avoid these places?? The answer Is no!!

Paulakosu: Hmmm...ok.

bros no fear

Shut your butt pls. Thanks!

Bootybuttchic: YOU ARE TOO FOOOOLISH..MSTWEEW![s]

You can try series of online hookups to try to boost ur confidence. The moment d first chick falls, u can use d morale booster to toast series of chicks on d go and u will see with time, d ladies will be all on ur neck, it's just for u now to weed out d worthy and unworthy ones. It works, give it a try!

biggerboyc: Thanks bro. But not that no one want to accept my proposal but I find it difficult to even try another.

The fact dat u cried is no big deal but for u to do it in d open, goes to show how weak u were, even as u may think it's romantic but it's a total turnoff and that glitch could have explained why no one is willing 2 accept ur proposal. Perhaps ur story had gone viral in d school campus, dat only means u have 2 change ur hunting ground.

biggerboyc: Bro. While ;-(I CRIED;-( was that I realise that we can't be together again and its as if someone just died. And if someone died won't u cry. Lol

Scam alert!

.............Following

eph12: Sometimes I do wonder if people do fall for this kind of story. I mean you don't know me, neither do you know where I stay and you want to entrust me with such large amount of money. I always reply such emails with insults.

. Bros you get time to dey reply them. Me have been ignoring them since time immemorial. What I noticed is dat, they normally send automated responses dat are most times nt agreeable wit the responses of the potential maga. You wouldn't want to reply a robot time and time again.

Was he directly talking to you . Poor!

How did you apply because I went to the bank almost four times to buy the security pin but each time they told me it wasn't available till I gave up. Where and how did you get yours

What of Moringa Seeds?? This is more effective

Oga we don hear you ; you can now take ur leave. Oh lest I forgot never come back again. God bless you as you do so and if you quote anyone else again on dis thread, Na soponna go fire you !

allycat: The iPad auto corrected to cushiness. If you want insult me and call me quack, as I said nowadays when I see patients who are suffering from side effects of drugs that are supposedly prescription drugs that they bought over the counter from pharmacist I have no sympathy for them. If you are stupid enough to buy drugs prescribed to you by a faceless nameless person you met online then you deserve anything you get. If a doctor does this, prescribe online for a patient he has never clerked or examined, he or she deserves to have his license revoked. If a pharmacist does it and other pharmacist applaud him it says a lot about the profession.

luvprince4real: He meant DEPARTMENT OF STATE SECURITY (also known as SSS). And a little correction, that of army is dssc and not dss. And for ur information the army short service commission (dssc and ssc) form has been sold (dont know if it's still on though). Information is very necessary at dis ur stage bro... Wise up.

. Thanks for the clarification

Miss Rx you are doing very well; I have come across several Rx blogs dat proffer similar solution to what you are providing here. For God's sake dis is d internet, most of the information needed is already on d net if nt all. So don't accuse her of breaching any ethical bullsh.it. thanks once again.

Which one is that?? Is it army, navy or airforce. I went to obtain the form sometimes in June dis year but I was told it's the one for recruit That's available. I went almost three times but nothing of such dis year. Is it that you have bought the same form and is now awaiting exam. The one I'm talking about is army dss. Pls do clarify.

Oahray: It's official. Nairalanders no dey check date before hitting the reply button

. Bro me sef tire for the matter o. I was thinking she'd be encouraged to come and tell us if she had reunited with d guy or she's now in a new relationship. Seriously me like to knw how d story ends but it seems d op is no where to be found near nairaland.

But_one_day: Bros u too much, no. 1 and no. 13 tins

Your head dey there. Flex dey go Jor

15. ARE YOU ALONE?
This question is the perfect way to know if
it’s the right timing. Of course, you would
want her to be alone. It’s not like she can
arouse herself in front of her friends, much
less her parents (OH DEAR GOD). If she
says yes however, say something that’s
kinda sensitive and sappy, like “I wish I
was there”. More or less, she will react
positively to that.
14. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE?
You only get to say this when she’s in bed.
It’s flirty, but it’s not that sinful. Girls, in
general, love cuddles. This will warm her
up and at the same time, give her the idea
where the conversation is leading to. On
the other hand, her response will be your
cue if she is in the mood for some sweet/
dirty talk.
13. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Allow her to describe what she’s currently
wearing. If she’s on her negligee, you’re a
lucky bastard. To make sure this happens,
make sure that you contact her when
she’s about to go to bed. If you managed
to get her to describe herself, follow the
question up with “I bet you look really
adorable right now” or something like that.
12. HAVE YOU CAUGHT SOMEONE
MAKING OUT RED-HANDED?
Now that she’s comfortable with you, it’s
time to build some sexual tension.
Consider this as a primer for whatever
should take place. Although it’s
uncomfortable, you are referring to a third
person, someone that doesn’t include you
or her. This is safe, but will definitely start
to stir things up a little.
11. HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING OUT
WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE YOU
WERE Hot?
Let her spill the beans in a subtle way.
This is a way for you to find out if she’s
one heck of a passionate woman and will
succumb to the heat of the moment. If not,
then the coaxing will have to take place in
another time. If yes, keep her anticipating.
10. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Now this is where things start to get fun.
This is a cunning question, but funny at the
same time. Although a cliché, this will
definitely make her think about your
package, in a less obvious kind of way. If
she answers either of the two, tell her you
are wearing one (truth or not).
9. HOW DO YOU TURN ON A GUY?
Make her describe how sexual she can be
when it comes to bed. This will give you a
good idea how good she is and at the
same time, get her in the mood for sex.
This technique will get her to fantasize
about sex and the great thing is that, she
is sharing it with you.
8. WHAT GETS YOU Hot? / WHERE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOUCHED?
When a conversation reaches to this point,
she already knows what you are up to. If
she answers you without hesitations, she
is definitely aroused and more or less,
want to be groped by you. You’re lucky if
she tells you that she is already touching
herself.
7. HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE?
There’s no woman in this world who
doesn’t love a good ol’ massage. Most
women get wet during a full body
massage, especially by someone whom
she’s physically attracted to. You can
tease her by saying something like “I
would love to give you a massage”
followed by “Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle”. At
this point, she is probably going nuts.
6. WOULD YOU MIND IF I
ACCIDENTALLY KISSED YOU?
Now most blokes would ask, why would I
ask her that if she’s already wet?! You
already know that she’s into you so why
bother? Well the point of this question is to
allow her to imagine how you kiss. This is
also a sensual question, since you are
asking for a kiss, instead of directly
implying that you want to screw her.
5. DO YOU ENJOY DOING ORAL OR
LIKE GETTING ONE?
No matter what she answers, retort back
with the opposite. If she likes doing it, say
you like getting one. If she likes getting
one, tell her you like going down.
4. WHICH DO YOU THINK LOOKS
BETTER ON ME? NATURAL OR
SHAVED?
Basically, the point of this question is to let
her picture out you, stark naked. Whether
you are toned, lanky, bulky or beefy, more
or less, she will have a pretty good picture
of your package.
3. IF I WERE WHISPERING THESE
QUESTIONS TO YOUR EAR RIGHT ON,
WOULD YOU BE TURNED ON?
If you make it up to this point, it’s probably
because she’s Hot already. With that in
mind, it is still quite satisfying to hear it
from her already.
2. IF I WERE THERE, WOULD WE BE
MAKING OUT RIGHT NOW?
Consider this as a primer before heading
out to her place. If she answers yes, then
the next text from her would be an
invitation. Nevertheless, wait for her
signal. You wouldn’t want to scare the hell
out of her by appearing right in her door.
Some girls though, love a good surprise.
1. WHAT IF A GUY HEADS OUT TO
YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU
HAVE SEX WITH HIM?
Now this is the ultimate question. It’s
better to ask than assume she’s ready for
you. Some girls are just hard to read and
only good in dirty talking. If she affirms,
tease her a little bit before heading out to
her place. If you think she’s reached the
point of aching so bad, don’t waste no
time and go full speed.
shapeweekly.com/15-questions-you-can-ask-a-girl-and-make-her-get-in-the-mood/

What's the conclusion of dis story op. It will be nice if d op can come here and tell us if she had truly broken up wit her bf or she had rejoined with her ex or even anoda admirer. *spreads mat*

Oops i don miss road!

everyone needs help!

martronilla: kip quiet

m fascinated by your bold comments on threads. Kip it up!

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