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Merry Christmas

Smiling, 39 teeth on display,

cleaning R.P.G and chanting "somebody go die today, somebody go die todaaaaaaay.."
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Ya Greg, i sight u, continue the good work...

Grabs iphone 10 and sends text to trigger "When i be willing ma niggas be ready to handle this sh*t, tell em nasty be the King in this Crib"

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and my boss Greg42....

Come nd join me please... Crying "i don't wanna die alone"

A stingy man trynna get something from someone will always say "chop alone nd die alone"


let me go and call some people

Clears voice as the MC of the occasion, "testing the Mic 1,2"

at the front seats jagugu, nastyd, tuhndhay, Michele, celebrant Greg, and other prominent members of nairaland...

On the pulpit we have 2 bag of rice, 50 tubers of yam, 4 carton of wine, 2 cows are tied at the back of the church and many more...

"praise tha lord" congregation goes "amen" ....
"We thank God for the life of our brother and friend Greg, for surviving an attack from the men of the underworld, we pray that anything that was taken from him be tripled in Jesus name Ameeeen! We also pray to our father to grant him the strength to complete this wonderful piece in Jesus name, Amen" choir give us some inspiration.....

Greg comes out dancing shakiti bobo, jagugu follows with an outstanding display of shoki, the two nasty follow by dabbing to the song, Mitchell comes out twerking , others follow with different dance steps

jagugu88li:
Ok so.....Nathan has a father, Jude....i see....make I go read again.
Self respect, preach Nathan preach. Nene's jazz is natural, I tell you.
So my author calls me an early sleeper ....I'm not actually, its the time difference that's all.
Creeza Lawhaladey Girlhaley Bummybummy, come see oh!
nastynic Tuhndhay I know you'll bothe respond next year . When you finally do, drop a comment abeg...........then follow

Present, but waiting for next year to comment

I read this in the afternoon at ur blog, i was just waiting for u to post it so i would comment...

This is just perfect, am so interested in hacking that i have been waiting for update since lastweek.
Please continue the good work..
#MORE GRACE TO UR ELBOW!

Make i cross leg wait for SOLO
make him fetch me wisdom

pabon:
My guy you are swelling my head with your compliments oo.. I feel like leaving everything right now just to do another update. I'll do my best to do another one before midnight today....
To strength and chivalry!
#Made of More!!!

me just cross leg dey wait for more from my boss..... Because


i am #Made of More

Walks in and sign a check of 2 billion dollars and hands it over to Greg *baba, no loose Mitchell because of money, cause if u do i know say this story don stop be that and i go fit die if i no finish am*


hehehe!
Today na one guest dey here...
Go sign up enter cenima joor..
I don shift for u self..

Greg just the fire dey go,
pardon me make i go buy fuel with turbo and nitro make nobody fit stop us for road

pabon:
Thanks for dropping a comment. Hope you enjoyed it?

WTF! This was more than enjoyment,
i have not yet recovered from it

See as all this guest dey look me


***********EVIL LAUGHTER******
#HEhehehehehehehehehe!

Comes into the kitchen and stares at momma kitchen knife "if Greg no update eeenh"


thinks aloud " e don tey i do butcher work "

Nice update pabon waiting for more...
Let me complete the last update

#Made of More

Padi mi u just dey kill my sad mood this days....
Na me be BLOOD AND WHO GO BE MY SOPHIA

ME DON TIRE FOR THIS MA WORK AND MA PAPA NO WANT SACK ME, NO SUSPENSION...

i want sack myself nd him no gree the only thing to do na to sack am

jagugu see designer were i drop for ur doorstep yesterday, abeg take care of am, "did u know i had to fly that dress from USA to ITALY just to fix BUTTON"

NASTYD talk am small small no shout abeg, if ma MAMA and jagugu hear u eennh....
"u don ever go KIRIKIRI,"

Boss, make i catch front seat

For the first time in my life i give up....
"sobs" jagugu, 'happy married life '
oga Greg, abeg find me one make sense NL babe as per our minister of women affairs....

Jagugu, u no go recommend any of this ur damsel for me....

Nastyd, we get talk oooh!
I think say na only me dey bear nasty for NL, how u take get ur own

Oga Greg just continue this package, e dey sweet ma belle die die

Eeeeyah.... Sorry who the hell is this guy self ? Linda, really feel pity for u

See ma boss Greg just dey give me joy!
All this guest for NL make wuna better sign up come comment for this story.,...*OR ELSE!
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Tuhndhay:
See the sweetness of that voice Chai ..... Abeg call my name again

this competition don dey too much self...

Jagugu u must choose today
from
1.. Ashawo Greg
2.. Little tuhndhay
3.. Faithful nic

which one go be ur NL husby..
See as u dey make all these other chicks jealous u...

Tuhndhay:
Can't believe i missed out on a sumptuous meal served by Lleigh herself and to think Jagugu88li did not give me a mention until Nastynic gave me a shout-out........ Nice work Lleigh, Bamidele, Charles, Eni tan, Roberto...... Picks my pencil, How do i fit in the puzzle, what's the link with Linda

guy long time no see! Where u go na?

jagugu88li:
Linda......not Enitan. Mtchewww, this guy never disappoints me.
Dele take over please
Lleigh, just a sneak peek please . Will "we" ever torture this Tunde guy?
Anyway, his mistress is enjoying that other side
#LongLiveCharles #GodBlessCharles
Aaahhhh Tuhndhay, no vex ooo. I had sent nastynic to call you. Ask him

honey i call am na

greg42:
this geh sef,shey you did nor see me lying down sexily

[color=#000000] this boy een u no dey hear.....
Person where dem don pay bride price for her head...
U know see as she no see me means say she no see anybody


but..continue the good work sha[/color]

Boss me just dey feel u die!

Adesina12:
I wish you safe landing...are you just like me 'miss/mrs Ajala'?
I travel every week by air and I used to read your post whenever I retire in my hotel room every night.
Q: Can you share a table with swann and jaguju88li ?
Sure why not? I have been inviting them to join me since, even Lawlahdey, but it seems only jagugu88li is interested. They are welcome anytime.
Meanwhile, I don't want anything to do with that beast Sam at the club...ok
Where is Enitan and what happen to her on her sojourn?
Meet you at the club in the weekend
Still have 'a bag full of popcorn with cold drink here' my slogan
Welldone bae

Adesina12:
Lawlahdey.....huummmm
No one can live in vacum...no one I repeat...you can't be sitting alone
Did you just dropped into this globe without the help of others? You need us!
I will surely find you at the club...trust me
Lleigh please sos!!!

jagugu88li:
I'm happy to join, as long as your table is not under an air-con.
Heat or no heat, no air-con please.

"MAKE I PLAY THE INTROVERT"
wuna no dey sit down with boy ni ,sorry guy ni...
Wuna na lesboo
see me, see Greg, see tuhndhay, wuna no fit invite us

jagugu88li:
This is very funny .... HML to us
Nastynic, borrow me your 3D glasses bro. Mine don spoil...this movie is too much

jagugu88li:
They say when ones ears become itchy, someone might be talking about you. I think mine are just dirty, let me go and clean them
Btw....why are you derailing this thread
Tuhndhay, how body?

Tuhndhay ma guy, long time no see....
We were don discuss with papa jagugu finish for bride price matter...
Greg! Greg! Greg!
How many times i call you?
Tuhndhay abeg clean that glock well, we go write our own murder story for Greg head....
Jagugu sweetie just marry me , even if na aluminum glasses u want wear u go wear...