₦airaland Forum

laudate:
Citizenship by birth?

LOL...

Is actually "NOTHING"

laudate:
No one asked for this long epistle. Guy, please simply answer the question I asked and stop dribbling. What exactly did the Americans offer you, to become their mouthpiece? Was it an award, a green card or good, ol' cash? Spill the beans, please.

The same thing Nigeria is offering to you to be its defender..


Guess what?

laudate:
The way you keep calling your country a 'Shithole', it seems the Americans must have promised you an award or a free green card, for doing so. Or did they promise you cash, while poking fun at you slyly behind your back? Which one is it?

Nah, they didnt.

But for you to get rid of your sin, you have to call your sin by its name, call yourself a sinner and work towards getting a new life.

Most Nigerians are living under the illusion of their comfort,


Hey I can afford 3 square meal and yes, nigeria will get better,

They forget IDP camps in the north, orphans in benue and taraba, millions of properties destroy by heardsmen and billions of money allocated to fight boko boys (still dont know what they really wants)..

But to you, you are not in a shithole, you can afford three square meal afterall and your family will never be involve in heardsmen crisis.. You are in a working country

Sirjamo:
The same Aba that gully erosion has almost finish

Yes, thats the one. I asked you to meet individuals and you are worried about the roads and natural disaster. Since you come from heavenly west without erosion, beggars, omoniles, skull miners, shoe shiners, go and rest

Cardozzo:
.

Trump Calls It Shithole and you are scared of him right? Because He is God............. How can you be this Dumb and Ignorant....... Fvck You And Fvck that Frail Looking Trump

You are the dumb person who is too blind to know he is living in a shithole country.. illiterate.
-no good health system,
-no good educational system
-no security
-no power
-bad road
- no start ups
-technological development is zero.


And some illeterate like you feel like you are living a good life. please dont let your chains and dirty cloth turn to necklace and cloth colour in your eyes and blind you of the kind of country you are in.
upto 75 people killed an still no arrest has been made and mad people like you will think they are safe because you are living in a hut and untouchable...

THINK FOR ONCE.

CONTINUE BEING ILLITERATE

And dont forget the president son has been flown to germany,

how many of the heardsmen survivors was flown outside,




THINK THINK FOR ONCE


NIGERIA IS A SHITHOLE.

IF we are not, by now we will be at war with USA for calling it a SHITHOLE

What do we do, illiterate like you defend it with sentiment and suffering and smiling mentality. ODE

jonnytad:
When you post just to attract attention. .... you use 1 tenth of your brain.
Ode.

If I was trying to attract attention, then its working, lee lee EWU a

jonnytad:
You self don comment, clap for urself. ...... na ur papa u dey call slowpoke.
Omo ale jatijati. Oba iya e.

Omo ale jatijati. Oba iya e BACK TO YOU.....

blingxx:
Yet you and entire family decided to be refugees in afonjaland... You are not different from the almajiris begging on the streets

Did you say refuge? Lol.. .so buying a land and building a flat for your people to rent is now a refuge... Menh there is a new definition of refuge and refugee.. .oga stop selling yiur lands for a cup of pottage. The two house i have lived in the west r owned by a refugees...and i a refugee is currently building my own to rent it out to land owners

This post is funny.. While other countries are busy innnovating, Africans are busy dragging tribe and name. No wonder Trump called it shithole
This place is a shithole full of imbeciles, you list villages and call them city... So sango ota is a city too.. .mteeew.. .

Al this afonjazyes self. Lack of not going out of your comfort oshogbo homes and ile ife town is really affecting you guys..

Go to aba and ask men who go to china, maleysia, south korea, turkey, usa, uk, etc what a city is?

seXytOhbAd:
He said, “We don’t give ponds to fish farmers; government does not give pens to poultry farmers, and does not give shops to traders because they are all businessmen.

“A cattle breeder should get a cattle ranch because he is a businessman. We will not surrender our land for any cattle colony

please somebody give this three gbosa!!!

I swear, the quote deserves three gbosa.


My only issue is why is SENATE Silent on this issues of killings ?

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ingloriousone:
THE NAIRALAND MODZ ARE MAD

SAY NO TO THEIR TERROR NEXT TIME THEY BAN YOU ILLEGALLY FLOOD HERE WITH GAY PORN

you have official lost your mind

Like we care what you think you are NOT

ALL WE KNOW YOU ARE NORTH AND WE KNOW YOU...SO STOP TRYING TO RE WRITE HISTORY...


NORTH IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY YOU ARE NOT.


As for not being a terrorist, tell that to the $1 billion borrower.


NONSENSE

Bolustical:
No one from that side, whether rich and poor feels accomplished until he builds a house or invests in Lagos

Exactly ..

poor people stay in nairaland and argue who owns lagos. while the rich keep investing in estate everywhere... abi Nigeria no b federation again....lol

And here I was thinking Nija is crazy.

op THIS IS A GREAT TRUE LIFE STORY.,

You are a great writer.

Try and make it into a movie script please...

Is too good to just be an article

Finally.

Baba won ginger the boko boys.....

PDP E-WARRIORS Right now

perpeling22:
good for him

Are you serious.. no joy

Too bad.

Thats life, learn from it and stop counting your mistakes.

Find another way... A legal way


is never really too late.

This mad SARS.

My problem is that we have lost all morale.

People wants something giving to them in a plate of gold.

We are oppressed, raped and killed,

All we do is come social media and shout endsars.... una mumu just dey start.

Where are the spirit of aba women riot
where are the spirit of Martin king lurthor.
etc


You think SARs guys dey nairaland dey watch stories.

we need people who can counter terror this fools.

if five people of them drops weekly, then their sense go reset

nobody get monopoly to madness

this b.s is getting too much for naija,
our leaders are not even concern.

so either you fight, join them or obey....

As for me and my family..... i will obey their foolishness 4 nw.... i still love ma life

Amirullaha:
At the start of 2017, I set a goal of saving N500k.
I haven't done badly, it's just N500k left for it to be complete...

POOR MAN GOAL..


500K...

PEOPLE ARE MAKING IT IN A DAY..


STOP FLEXING YOUR PROVERTY ONLINE AND TRYING TO BE FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME

This sw self.. So na only ritualist una sabi. Tomorrow na una go dey shout igr lagos high.. Lagos is the blablabla... Lagos is owned by blablabla...


Just take a look at..

Honestly sw region should be ashamed of itself. I mean these people are the first to mingle with civilization. Still if you see their behavior.. It makes you to question so many things. Since the skull mining industry started, how many of their governor have spoken against it..

It seems this is a norm for them....

Nawa o. See as the police man carry another person sin.

imhotep:
of course.
APC supporters are paying for APC incompetence

Lol... I wish you can. See beyond political parties. Then you will know you have been scam by these politicians...

imhotep:
Not surprising.
99% of them support APC

Are you serious?

At least it is not anything associated with terror