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Computers / Re: Super Clean Gaming Laptop For Sale by nathz45: 1:06am On Jun 16, 2021
still available
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by nathz45: 9:42am On Jun 03, 2021
nathz45:
Redmi note 9s(4/64gb) for sale... mint condition, original charger still unwrapped 77k

location Benin

whatsapp 08132686225

still available
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 10:12am On May 30, 2021
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheik go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



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come o, Seun has to give us the option of liking a post more than once grin WTF Man cheesy cheesy

#Congratulations to all my fellow Blues
Computers / Super Clean Gaming Laptop For Sale by nathz45: 2:39pm On May 07, 2021

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by nathz45: 2:38pm On Apr 21, 2021
Redmi note 9s(4/64gb) for sale... mint condition, original charger still unwrapped 77k

location Benin

whatsapp 08132686225

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 11:50am On Apr 08, 2021
Jodera:
Lol... It might not look at it, but that's sarcasm up there you responded to.
It's just a jibe to siwz.r
thanks man, I think you're right...I've modified
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 10:51am On Apr 08, 2021
popizaino:


Stop spinning narratives jare .....Mount is only very hardworking and not talented. Let's be guided pls .
please for the sake of next time, connect your brain to your hands before typing

write a short note on TALENT.


*modified

on a second look, really seems like a sarcastic statement... #apologies

the irony of it all is that I need to apply my own logic before commenting �
Phones / Re: Bitcoin Keep On Falling After Biden inauguration. by nathz45: 6:07am On Jan 22, 2021
Help2020:

Lol.Does not knw how to do it..read this screenshot from my telegram group.. See how I changed people's mindset about forex..They previously thought forex was too difficult base on the perception out there.
Hello, please I'd like to join your forex group to learn
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nathz45: 1:37pm On Nov 02, 2020
finally!!! miui12 for redmi note 9s

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nathz45: 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2020
genius43:

The image you shared with me there is default there.
Also:

Which phone are you using? If it is RN9s Drop your Telegram ID lemme share one Gcam you should try if this one isn't good enough.

Hello Good evening Boss, please help me with Gcam, I also use RN9S.... also I need your advice about a device I'm hoping to purchase

my telegram username is Nathz_45. Thanks in advance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 8:00am On Jul 15, 2020
to us ghost readers, I was here 9 3 0 0

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Crime / Re: Man Lures 16-Year-Old Girl From Facebook To Benin Hotel, Kidnaps And Rapes Her by nathz45: 9:37am On Dec 31, 2018
GoldHorse:


When you train your child, provided for her and she still decide to be meeting men in hotels then she should bear the consequences. Infact I wouldn't even touch the man so far I can prove she went on her volition.

It's just like fighting a man you caught sleeping with your wife when she is a willing participant. E no make sense.
you're making sense but BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER..

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Crime / Re: Man Lures 16-Year-Old Girl From Facebook To Benin Hotel, Kidnaps And Rapes Her by nathz45: 9:13am On Dec 31, 2018
Cigo1:
He added her on facebook, she accepted.

They chatted over a period of time.

He probably sent her card to recharge.

He told her to come to a hotel, she didn't object.

Now she is crying wolf..
my question for you is.. if this were to be your daughter, will this be your response?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2018
raumdeuter:






When a player is a failure they will downgrade him from attacker to midfielder

In EPL fantasy, When Zaha productivity increased he was upgraded to an attacker, Same with Josh King but Hidden Hazard because he is unproductive despite playing in attack and even false 9 for some games last season is still seen as a midfielder

When I check the list and see Mane and Salah listed as attackers but Hazard who plays the exact same position categorized as midfielders That only acknowledges how much of a failure Hazard is

Most clubs play 433, Of those listed as midfielders, most of them play regularly in the midfield 3, Hazard is the only one who plays as part of the attack 3 yet listed as a midfield 3

Whats the difference in the role Hazard Neymar Salah Mane play and why Hazard the only one listed as a midfielder


I challenge anyone with proper football knowledge to tell me why Hazard was listed as a midfielder and Mane is an attacker using the formation and role they play in the formation as examples
Bro please go easy on me, I was just delivering a package from FIFA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 2:20pm On Sep 10, 2018
this is for those of you arguing about E. Hazard's position.

#FIFAPro @55 players in contention for FIFA WORLD 11

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 5:25pm On Sep 09, 2018
iamJ:
men last night was shameful for me, i used to watch all those fifa game players on tv going for the fifa competition and in my mind i will be like, i will easily beat this guy na, i never regarded them, yesterday, had small internet to waste, i was like let me play against someone online, played against one american guy cry cry cry cry the first half for like 20mins i couldnt get the ball, if i just hold it, his players will rush me, when he goes to my post, he either scores or my keepers performs magic, play play play, 5-0 and i havent even had a single shot on target, 2nd half was even worst, we nigerians dont substitution, we play like that till the end, guy kept changing and scoring me, in the end 9-0, i had only 1 shot on target and it was a very long shot, i was frustrated and didnt know how to play him, so i tried my luck

we played again, i did formation, packing bus things, ronaldo as striker, even tried to form sarri ball small cry cry cry cry he still beat me 12-0, i didnt have a single shot on target, not even corner self or freekick, i beat most of my friends, i used to think that i had fifa rep but i'm a boy where people dey and the guy was a random person, imagine those pros that win award for it, na wa oooooo, went to youtube to read about how to be very good, they said i shld use small teams to play against big teams when i play computer, i tried just now and computer flogged me 6-0, maybe i will just retire, this thing is depressing i swear
lmao...the way you narrated the whole stuff made it even funnier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2018
this our cfc thread is a very funny & predictable one. Predictable in the sense that almost every 8-10 quick pages automatically translate to RAUM vs OTHERS HAZARD DEBATE.

I was personally very sad when Belgium lost to France bcoz I know Belgium winning the 2018 WC would've definitely changed the dimension of the thread.


*modified

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 3:49pm On Aug 27, 2018
lemme just mark register #5900 KTBFFH
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Indonesian Girl Raped By Brother Jailed For Having An Abortion by nathz45: 6:32pm On Jul 23, 2018
dominique:


He also got arrested. Had this happened in India, the brother will be walking freely while the girl will get a more severe punishment than six months jail term
why? wah kinda law did they put in place that ll enable the brother walk free after the BS he's done
Romance / Re: 9 Questions You Need To Ask Yourself Before Agreeing To Unprotected Sex - Meme by nathz45: 1:34pm On May 08, 2018
grin grin
Celebrities / Ice Prince Predicts Bbnaija Double Wahala Winner by nathz45: 11:38am On Apr 20, 2018
If you feel you know who's gonna takehome the prize come Sunday and you're ready to put your money on it... GET IN HERE


cc Lalasticlala mynd44 seun

Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:51am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
watsap me 08062292514
done
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:47am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
dats not harsh. only mocking you. bros if you have someone in Lagos. send him to come and check it and waybill it for you. I can't send my item without seeing my cash
That's the problem, I don't have anyone there at the moment.. the money is definitely ready
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:29am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
no bro I can't. it's the buyer who takes the risk in situations like these. I already have the product displayed so how can I know you have the money?
so how do you suggest we go about it? coz from my suggestion there's no risk. ..if you don't get your payment, the courier or driver won't hand over the product
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:15am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
dats not harsh. only mocking you. bros if you have someone in Lagos. send him to come and check it and waybill it for you. I can't send my item without seeing my cash
is there no way to send it, then as soon as I see and confirm everything is in order, I'll transfer to you and upload the proof right here?
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:12am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
dats not harsh. only mocking you. bros if you have someone in Lagos. send him to come and check it and waybill it for you. I can't send my item without seeing my cash
That's the problem, I don't have anyone there at the moment.. the money is definitely ready
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 7:00am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
i should all the way from Lagos bring it to Benin. yeye. wait it's coming
Bro why the harsh tune na... I meant sth like sending it via transport service or so...na wa o
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 4:29am On Mar 26, 2018
henrixx:
37k laaaast. Lagos
if you can bring it to Benin somehow, I'll pay you 37,500
Phones / Re: Any Good Phone Between 20-25k Price? by nathz45: 12:52pm On Mar 25, 2018
greeeneyes:
buy this for her...
Tiger Ulefone, has fingerprint security,
8mp back camera, & 5mp front camera.
16gb internal storage, 2 gig ram
5.5inches screen, perfect for watching movies,
4200 mAh battery; lasts like 3 days if u dont over watch movies on it.
color is dark metallic purple, sleek.

And it's just a month old, barely used it sef. Got another phone, not easy carrying 2 fingerprint fones upandan. naija people go think say person don make am.

price is 30k, negotiable... just pm me & we'll go from there
your location please, I'm very much interested or just drop your digits let's chat on whatsapp
Phones / Re: Bluboo S1 Specification And Price sold by nathz45: 4:35pm On Mar 20, 2018
I really do love the phone buh I don't have up to N50k ATM..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 8:23pm On Jan 17, 2018
cheesy smiley

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