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Is it ur ugly ?
You are such a sad fellow

Lipscomb:
Very very ugly woman.

Really?

BigGuyMan:
100k giveaway 10k to 10 people going on in the ashawo beer parlor thread in romance sexuality section by 11.20pm

One lucky person will be going home with this car below for über or 800k

greggng:
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U too can make it if u don't give up

I read thru the thread and i can say you are a good man!

Ur kind is rare to find. Keep being nice, God is watching. Bless up man!

princefrank76:
a week ago

You don collect be dat guy....go for test immediately!

2mch:
It’s not the government that stole the ones Nigerians got but fellow Nigerians themselves. Shame. Later they will come with their smelling mouth to say government is killing them.

Ayam not understanding...
What exactly is ur point pls ?

OneDollarSalary:
https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included#78702949

Thanks!

SenecaTheYonger:
Read saynotocultism thread. He exposed blackaxe from beginning till end. Anyone who read that thread doesn't need to join cultism anymore. The exposure is too much.

Pls provide link to thread. Thank you !

Does it matter if his name is John or Bull ?

What matters is "a terrorist with intention of mass murder" has been caught !

Investigations should begin to unravel his motive and sponsors and not investigating his names.

We've got too many dullards in this country. It sucks !

voltron14:
His name is Nathaniel.

He said so himself in public glare.

We've seen documents from your own ministry in which he was awarded a certificate in the name of Nathaniel.

Provide evidence his name is Mohammed.

Even his accent bears no northern trait to further the fact that he isn't some northern agent.

You can't imagine the relief of drinking garri with cold water in this scorching harmattan weather

That you don't like it is your opinion and youare entitled to it.
That he flaunts his wealth is his choice and i dont see why it disturbs you!
Pls pray for half of his blessings so yoy learn to mind your business! (Drinking panadol for another person's headache) E pain dem !

kolakolex:
I don't like the way Dino show off his wealth;it doesn't make sense to me.

To all those quoting me below,some of u are broke than a church mouse and u keep celebrating someone who takes pleasure in squandering the resources that can be used to help his constituency on expensive cars.kindly answer this question,is Dino melaye richer than Dangote or Otedola?
When u work very hard for money, u don't spend it just anyhow.Just take a look at the life style of the duo and will know that they did not accidentally become rich like Dino Melaye.

He is trying to be relevant BT I will advice him to spend his loot wisely as there is no free cash again.

What age is your wife ? I'm guessing she's less than 25! If so, it isn't really a suprise to me her behaviour and the issues at hand.

I also guess you are not in the same age bracket as she is, hence she'll hardly see things the way you do.

However, you owe it as a duty to make your marriage work! Dont sound defeatist, do all you can to make it work! There is so much at stake!

Pick out "only" the substance from all the advice you get and learn to always handle your marital issues privately without interference from in-laws/parents ( i have learnt my lessons).

Most importantly, ask the holy spirit to guide you in all things and lean not unto your own understanding. When a couple begins to try to sort things out by themselves, they are prey for evil forces. But this sad scenerio does not have to be true of your marriage ! John 16:13 (You must first be born again)

Marriage is a threat to the agents of darkness and they do all they can to make it fail. Deut 32:30

Prayerfully submit your marriage to God's hand and let him be your guide !

Shalom

Glory !

May sense fall on you!!!!! Do the needful!!!

Your vocabulary even made it worse, Ah ah! smh

Newsbest:
The Akwa Ibom Commissioner of Police, Mr Imohimi Edgal, has requested the capture of a Police Inspector connected to the state police direction, Bassey Ikpe, for supposed homicide of a widow.

Mr Odiko Macdon, the state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), unveiled this in an announcement made accessible to newsmen in Uyo, on Wednesday.

He said that the police magistrate had trained the Deputy Commissioner, State Criminal Investigations Department (SCID) to do careful examination concerning the issue.

Macdon emphasized the direction's responsibility to policing, with extraordinary arrangement of regard for human rights.

The PPRO said that the choice of the police to at long last investigate the supposed homicide was educated by the reports in certain dailies and online media in the state.

"The consideration of the Akwa Ibom State Police Command has been attracted to productions in certain dailies and online media such that a cop joined to the state police direction, one Insp. Bassey Ikpe, supposedly beat one Mrs Deborah Nkpenie to death, on Jan. 16.

"To validate this genuine claim, CP Imohimi Edgal, the state Commissioner of Police, has requested the quick capture of the said auditor," Macdon said.

An onlooker, who pined for namelessness, said that the episode occurred in the first part of the day of Jan. 16, after the greeting of the perished by the police officer, who was an Investigating Police Officer (IPO) in a progressing case.

Another onlooker, Mrs Mfonobong Peter, a sister to the expired, additionally clarified that the said police officer, who is the IPO in a continuous issue, had by and by entered the room of the perished to strongly dress her up.

She said that the IPO went wild with the claim that the expired was lying about her condition of wellbeing so as to evade being summoned in court.

"My late sister was pounded the life out of by Insp. Bassey Ikpe. He had compromised her over and over since this issue came up.

"My sister had abdomen torments emerging from the separation she had while thinking about her late spouse. This made it hard for her to move about unreservedly.

"She had become practically laid up in view of the trouble in development. She was profoundly hypertensive because of the wellbeing intricacies that prompted her significant other's demise.


Click below link to read full story

https://www.damsinier.com.ng/2020/01/police-inspector-arrested-for-alleged.html

Jagabn the great ! He has carefully dribbled himself out if this quagmire. Nice one!

DONSMITH123:
https://punchng.com/breaking-tinubu-breaks-silence-says-amotekun-not-threat-to-national-unity/

Indeed "mejority" of the Northerners are more literate....smh. Na only you waka come ?

Arrewa:
1: Migrant from Niger republic have Tarnished our image in the southern part of Nigeria.
The nigereriens who mostly speak Hausa and generally Muslims migrate to the south in troops, doing menial jobs over there,selling sugar cane, doing shoe maker, begging, selling suya and cutting nails and other common jobs whit little pay. they don't care because their currency is very poor once they go back to Niger the money become something else.
The southerners see all of them as Hausas from northern Nigeria because most of them speak Hausa and are generally Muslims and they find it difficult to deferenciate,most southerners don't even know that mejority of those Abokis they see in the west are foreigners, we also have many of them hustling here in northern Nigeria.

An average northner from Nigeria don't Travel to the east...except those in Army, Police, Navy, those doing lucrative business and those exporting agricultural products to the south.Mejority of those Abokis ain't from Nigeria ask them, many of them will tell you the truth

2.Insurgency : the southerners believe that all the Northern states has been ravaged by insurgency,once you mention north,they will shout Bokoharam many of them believe that northern Nigeria is a conquered Bokoharam territory.
But in reality, the only state affected in northern state is borno, zamfara, yobe and Adamawa. Adamawa and yobe is almost free not critical like maiduguri... Kano, Gombe, kebbi, jigawa and bauchi is more peaceful and safer than most of the southern state

Poverty: The southerners believe that Northerners are extremely poor that mejority of the Northerners are poor.
In reality they judge this base on those Niger migrants they see in the south doing anything just to make as low as #500 per day
An average Hausafulani is not that poor as they want you to believe,our people engage in business,agriculture they are are everywhere in government... We have igbos here in the north hustling along side our people

I have been to the 4 out of 5 state in East And I will tell you that the east is in no way better than the north both on economical and infrastructural development

Illiteracy: they believe that mejority of us are illiterate which is partially true... There's mass illiteracy in the north...but the upcoming Generations of Northern Nigeria will shock the world... Come to kano and see how serious our people are taking education, in the north now Almajiri system is dying naturally death,so the north is gradually becoming stronger than ever before!!
Lastly... An average northner don't care about one Nigeria, the only people interested in one Nigeria are politicians who are benefiting from the system... Even if Nigeria divide today! We have oil at Gongola commercial quantity and we still have untapped oil from lake basin, we have land for agriculture and industrialization

The misconception and stereotype on the north need to stop... We are not asking you to love us but please stop spreading lies and propaganda against north...

Hyperchi:
why not post it here

1. In Ihedioha’s era, IGR was raised from N250M to N1Billion in 6 months.

2. Ihedioha’s Government paid and verified all pensioners in 4 months.

3. Ihedioha’s Government resumed payment of 100% salaries in 4 months.

4. Imo State became the LEAST CORRUPT state within 5 months of Ihedioha’s Government.

6.The Agricultural Sector was revived in 5 months and Rice production commenced in the state.

7. Electricity was restored to the State Secretariat which had no power for 8 years in 5 months.

8. Ihedioha saw that the multiplicity of state bank accounts was reduced from 250 to 1 under a Single Treasury Accounts Stystem in 3 months.

9. The Technical & Vocational Educational system was revived in 5 months.

10. Imo State scored FIRST POSITION in ICT Development in 4 months...

11.Ihedioha’s Government signed up to Open Government Initiative.

12.Steps were taken to improve ease of doing business in the State.

13.Ihedioha’s Government hosted the first ever subnational Diaspora summit.

14.Imo State became attractive to development partners such as DFID, World Bank, Ford Foundation, etc;

15.Ihedioha and his team unlocked over N25bn in world Bank funded projects such as NewMap and Ramp by paying counterpart funds.

16.In Ihedioha’s era sports was revived Imo State.

17.Ihedioha’s government instituted a State Health Insurance Scheme within 5 months.

18.Ihedioha’s government embarked on a massive Road Reconstruction program within Owerri metropolis and also fixed all potholes within the State Capital.

19.Ihedioha trained over 600 Imo youths in Agricultural Entrepreneurship Schemes in Nasarawa State.

IT HAPPENED TO SAM MBAKWE, TODAY IT IS IHEDIOHA. THEY GO FOR OUR BEST.

Regardless of how genuine he sounds, please dont fall a victim to his swearings as he has no life. +234 812 827 9045 is a scam and reaps from places he does not sow. Be warned !!!

The row over alleged extortion of $25,000 by Sen. Shehu Sani is almost ending following the retrieval of 13 audio tapes of the chats between the embattled Senator and the Chairman of ASD Motors, Alhaji Sani Dauda.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has played some of the bribe chat tapes to Sen. Sani in the presence of his lawyers, Barrister Audu Mohammed Lawal, and Barrister Glory Peter.

The Senator admitted that the voice in the tapes was his but he alleged that some aspects of the recordings have been deleted.

It was the first time in four weeks that the EFCC had a breakthrough in the investigation of the Senator and it wasted no time in presenting its evidence to the suspect.

According to findings, the EFCC team met with Sani and his lawyers on Wednesday where the 13 audio tapes were made available to prove that there was a bribe deal.

But the session could only go through five tapes when Sani allegedly “recanted.”

A source said: “A conversation between Sani and the complainant has introduced another dimension to his claims. At a meeting that took place at the Jabi office of the Commission on Wednesday, Sen. Sani, who had hitherto denied receiving any bribe money from Alhaji Sani Dauda, Chairman of ASD Motors, recanted his words after listening to five of the 13 voice recordings of his conversation and that of the chairman of ASD Motors, Alhaji Sani Dauda.

Read Also: Fayose: Court rules on EFCC witness’ evidence February 17
“After listening to the first of the 13 audio recordings, the Senator reportedly said ‘Do you have another one?’

“By the time the second and the third were played to him in the presence of his lawyers, Barrister Audu Mohammed Lawal, and Barrister Glory Peter, the embattled Senator said: “I am okay with this. I am okay with this”.

“When asked if he is familiar with the voices in the audio, he said: “Yes, that is my voice except that some aspects of the recording have been deleted”.

“Asked whether the EFCC or the complainant did the deletion, Sani said: “I am not saying you people deleted it. But that is not the complete conversation.”

The source gave further insights into what transpired at the session between the EFCC detectives, Sani and his lawyers.

The source added: “In the voice recording, Shehu Sani could be heard in Hausa language pleading with the complainant that he should do everything to make sure they resolve the issue because of their reputation.

“He was quoted as saying in one of the tapes as follows: ‘You have a family and I have a family; think of the way people will see the matter even though it is not public money’, he was alleged to have pleaded in Hausa.

“I believe you already discussed with Bashir; Bashir must have given you his personal advice on what we need to do so that this matter is buried here.’

In another instance, Senator Sani was said to also admitted that the money, $25,000, was “bribe money”.

He allegedly had two meetings with the complainant: one, at the complainant’s house and the second at the complainant’s office after the Muslim “Isha”(Dark night) prayers.

The source said: “Contrary to Senator Sani’s public posturing of his innocence in the alleged crime, he reportedly begged profusely after listening to the recordings that the matter should not be taken further to the media.”

Responding to enquiries, the acting Head of Media, Tony Orilade, said: “All I can say is that the investigation of Senator Shehu Sani is ongoing and he would soon be charged to court.”

Culled from thenationonlineng.net

justnock:
@nato20ng you've just made my year.

Thanks fam!

So, an Abuja based man has narrated his experience with a lady that refused to leave his house after visiting. A Twitter user withe handle @Shalomtheo took to the platform to share his experience with a female visitor that refused to leave. The guy narrated how he met the lady on Twitter, invited her for the weekend and how she overstayed her welcome. According to him, he had to feign travelling on an official visit before she packed her bags and left.
Read his post below;
“So I and one twitter sweetheart have been talking to each other for a while. It really did go down in the DMs. She stays in Abuja and I jokingly teased one Friday morning that my weekend would be interesting if she spent it with me at home. She laughed about it and agreed.
I didn’t really expect her to agree so it was a pleasant surprise. I finished work early that day and went home to cook, clean and prepare for my August visitor. She said she would be coming in the evening. I was prepared by 3pm sef. Early bird. Early worm. Early kn*cks.
She came as she promised and to cut the long story short, by Saturday morning, I was already tired of her. But the weekend wasn’t nearly over so I had to enjoy the boredom of her company one more night. She wasn’t really boring, I just think that we had different interests.
By Sunday evening, I thought she would be preparing to leave but babe was not bothered. She was seeing a Netflix series.
I didn’t want to ask her when she was leaving. Didn’t want to give her the impression that I wanted her to leave. Maybe she would leave in the morning.
Monday morning, as I prepared to go to work, she was still sleeping, I tapped her nicely and told her where to drop the keys for me WHEN she was leaving. Fam, I came back home and met her at home, she had even cooked dinner. Hot tears.
Ahh. Baby, you’re still here?? Of course she was and she didn’t reply. I ate the dinner like a married man and went outside to see that she had washed her clothes and they were hanging outside in the line. Her underwear was proudly renting space in my toilet. I don enter.
Ok. Maybe the clothes would be dry by tomorrow morning and she would be gone before I came back from work on Tuesday evening. I came back and the babe had even washed my own clothes. I couldn’t even express my tiredness of her, she was a nice person.
By Thursday morning, she was now telling me things to buy for her when I was coming back from work. As I drove to work, I parked by the road and began to ask myself “Am I dreaming? Did I marry and forget? Am I in love?” I still bought what she asked me to buy because idiot.
So I called my man @mr_ochonogor and told him what I was going through and in his infinite wisdom as a retired Lagos boy, he told me what to do. When I got home that Thursday evening I told her that my company was sending me to Benin for a week to inspect our assets.
So that night, a miracle happened, she packed her stuff because I told her I was leaving via road early in the morning. By 6AM, we were up and I had packed a bag.
I was hoping that she would enter a different vehicle and go her way but she insisted to follow me to the bus park.
Ahan babe, that’s unnecessary but she insisted and I had to keep up the lie. So we took Uber to God is good park in Utako. I was hoping she would go her way with the Uber but she wanted to wait until the bus I would enter had left. Was it love or she dey suspect me?
Fam, I paid N6,500 for the fare and sat down. She came to the window and we were professing how much we would miss each other, she even started crying and I felt something, but fam, my head cleared immediately and I maintained my lie. I promised to call her when I returned.
When the bus got to Giri junction, I told the driver to stop that I was not going again. “I no go refund you oh” the driver said. See you, did I tell you I want refund?? Abeg I Dey go office, I don dey late.
Fam, this happened early this year but I am still in Benin as far as both of us are concerned. My company decided to make me a permanent staff in Benin. “Can I come see you in Benin?” She asked. “I’m staying with my aunty here, dear”

Very low self esteem...you'ld be shocked when you even see the person he killed himself for....smh

Is this an IDP camp ?

Expository ! waiting for a counter to this allusion

TRUMP TALKS TOUGH
They attacked us, & we hit back. If they attack again, which I would strongly advise them not to do, we will hit them harder than they have ever been hit before!
Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American, & badly wounded many others, not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime, including recently hundreds of Iranian protesters.
He was already attacking our Embassy, and preparing for additional hits in other locations. Iran has been nothing but problems for many years. Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans, or American assets, we have targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!
As hard as I work, & as successful as our Country has become with our Economy, our Military & everything else, it is ashame that the Democrats make us spend so much time & money on this ridiculous Impeachment Lite Hoax. I should be able to devote all of my time to the REAL USA!

mahkanjuh:
Can this power a freezer or probably air conditioner?

Nope

Hit me up on 08061397544 for info

Josh44s:
Welcome to my world bro. Me! I don end my marriage today. I can’t die just because I married. A prestige customer who has brought nothing less than more 20 customers called me today, my wife picked the call and abused her so badly, threatening me she will start adultery outside our marriage. Women of the generation are different specie. I nor do again.

Calm down bro, dont make any life changing decision in a bad mood

sassysure:
Yes o.
Everything u can think off.
He didn't go to antenatal during my first pregnancy. I didnt go at all but all the hospital visits he was there asking questions. Subsequent, he attended.

I only talked about the pregnancy and antenatal.
But, I can as well talk about her obsession.
Either that 1, she is afraid she will lose you as she never expected somebody like u will come her way,
2, she has insecurity problem. Refer to 1. People she trusted has been disappointing her.
3, she has low self esteem, still refer to 1.
And u are making her fear come true by contacting your ex.
As for the aggression, refer to her background.
In all its about, communication, assurance and promise.

Good luck.

You sabi ��

Mod front page please

Follow ur instincts bro. Thank me later