₦airaland Forum

OoniOfIfe:
There are some female terrorist cuming
Take cover
.....I repeat take cover

Copy that

ItooWorWor:
General route to escape has been blocked, we need plan B, I repeat we need plan B... Over!

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Ok sergeant stay in position , enemy in sight....

Wait for next command, I repeat wait for next command

Soojas, konji in sight, I repeat konji in sight...don't no open.....

ItooWorWor:
Commander in control ....this is Bravo 1 nothing is working we need the entire navy seal she is too strong... i repeat she is too strong!!

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This is the general, all sight retreat , I repeat I sight retreat...we will live to fight anoda day..

I sha like doctor they will never advice u... .

But wait my fellow nairalander, who drew the tattoo on breast

Kernalboy:
have it

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See vain ..

All hail the ancestor

tegini:
Oga DAT guy salary a week go meet up ur life expenditure, so shut up

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And the same salary go meet up ur family generation

Correcto:
His worst form is better than your career so far and probably beyond. Show some respect next time!!!

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Hahahahaha....you mumu ooh..

See this one ooh. Instead to go pick more form for the matches ahead, you day talk about Mr VAR... VAR ko VIO ni

Hahahahaha!! It reminds me of a goat I nearly killed some years back..baba go pour my sour for ground

Nice one....

Bigiyo:
See leg, smh
Face black, leg white..
na wa o

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Oga hope ur eye still good sha

Jeventus won 3:1 not 3:2

Lolz...when people d steal billion...na for only mata like dis Nigerians Sabi react

Death everywhere, na only God go save person....

25?? Una sure say he no him real age?

This ember month na wa,,, na so one dangote truck nearly jam me today oo

Wow greatest new all day......gosh bloggers, and so f*cking what....na eba person never chop be4...

krisjnr007:
Women's puzzy is elastic in nature, so it can expand and contract in sizes.

However, the more you stretch an elastic material the more it looses it's elastic property. Have you ever seen a call gul complain of dick size being big or small. Most times, their puzzy have being stretched beyond elastic limit.

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By now u must aveing feeling like Robert Hook

Whose your daddy!!!!

Na wa ooh...no be rape again na pregnancy claim ...women ehn

pocohantas:
Look at the comment from a human.

If you don't want to tell someone the truth, keep quiet!!!! What kind of asslicking is this?

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U saw that too? So people are so stupid what's creative abt dis shit?

Troubles everywhere....Lord we call on thee!!

Ogakaycce:
Pls help me with scores : Spain Segunda
Rayo Vallecano vs Alcorcon
Thanks

Bro na 1:1 dem play

Osibaja .. Nigerian dumpest vp

Buliwyf:
How are we sure he is talking to Busola here? Maybe he is talking about the fake news that he is being asked for 10 million.

Wait till the end of week and we wil know the truth.

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Gerrout of here!!!

Messi: senior man!
Cr7: waytin?

Messi: oga u go help me with something oo

Cr7: hope say no be money issue?..

Messi:nooo, I won make u teach me how u day use curve that your freekick!!

Cr7: bastard!!! Gerrout of here

CR7 the most decorated player in football history.. this guy is really blessed..
What does a striker needs that him doesn't have?
Height...checked
Both foot...checked..
Speed..checked..
Heading..checked..
Shot accuracy...checked..
Dribble skill...checked...

Pls let bow our head and hail the G.O.A.T..

This is all? ...my gateman has more than dis na