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Phones / Re: Very Clean Oppo A1k Available At A Very Affordable Price by Natoski5(m): 10:22pm On Mar 18, 2021
I'm interested
Phones / Re: Very Clean Oppo A1k Available At A Very Affordable Price by Natoski5(m): 10:22pm On Mar 18, 2021
How much sir?
Romance / Re: Have You Licked Asss Before by Natoski5(m): 2:35pm On Feb 23, 2021
Asin lick raw ass?? Asin girl yasch?? God forbid bad tin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Made Promises During Sex? What Are The Promises You Made Or Heard by Natoski5(m): 2:32pm On Feb 23, 2021
I told her i will buy her Planet Earth, so you people should start parking grin grin

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Sports / Re: What's happening to Spanish football? by Natoski5(m): 1:29pm On Feb 20, 2021
I see nothing wrong with Spanish football, the question should be what's wrong with Barcelona. Real sociedad was bound to loose to Manchester United because they're not a very strong side, I see Atletico Madrid defeating Chelsea next week, I see them and real Madrid going far in this year's UCL. This I have seen.

As you day always see like this you don suppose build house from bet9ja na grin grin

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Romance / Re: Had Anyone Ever Noticed This Strange Feeling? by Natoski5(m): 9:13pm On Feb 01, 2021
Same here ... Happened to me with my Lamborghini Recessioni grin

Burh grin grin grin grin

Celebrities / Re: Emma Ehumadu: Stop Smoking Weed On Social Media - Labista Tells Wizkid, Davido by Natoski5(m): 7:41pm On Jan 27, 2021
Nairaland with old news, grin

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Natoski5(m): 12:43am On Dec 25, 2020
I am interested ma
Celebrities / Re: Remember Nollywood Actor, Mcsmith Ochendo The Comic Actor? See His Recent Photos by Natoski5(m): 10:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
Lolz, i wrote this article on opera news hub, username is Nathtoski5 grin grin, you copied word to word haba uncle grin grin grin grin angry angry angry
Family / Re: Do You Consider Marriage & Children As Achievements? by Natoski5(m): 12:01am On Dec 04, 2020
Marriage is an achievement to a Lady and to most men a liability. Whenever a man should propose to a lady, the first thing you see is she is crying or shouting out of excitement. She starts flaunting and making paparazzi out of the engagement ring because she has seen some one who has helped her in accomplishing a goal. Just like the feeling of building a house

in addition to this,marriage to a woman is like a childhood fantasy come true. Ever since she was little, she has been made to belief she is a Queen and special so there is a Mr Knight somewhere who will one day marry her and fulfill all her fantasy.
A man looks for financial independence before getting married but a woman crave for good shape and a good dress sense before getting married. She knows all what she needs is a man who can shoulder her responsibilities. that is why men get married late while women get married so early. You hear words like " i need a rich man even though he is ugly"

Also, marriage to a woman is a respect on its own. She is given respect both in and outside her home. At church she is called madam, at work she is called a Mrs and at the society she is called a mother

Finally marriage can be an achievement and also a liability depending who u end up with. they either destroy you or makedo
Well said sir
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores 750th Career Goal In First UCL Match To Be Officiated By A Woman by Natoski5(m): 8:20am On Dec 03, 2020
Ronaldo is overated jare, the guy no good cheesy grin.
Come for me.

Like for me, share for Ronaldo

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Autos / Re: Volvo S60 Sports (Sold) by Natoski5(m): 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2020

I will only respond one time only to u. Its not for everyone. If u don't need it, kindly ignore and face ur front. And one more thing bro, stop being stupid and grow up.

Thanks for the insult sha, but if you see that 1.5m, you fit count am? Oga better go sell am give aboki because even for 200k self nobody go buy grin grin


Autos / Re: Volvo S60 Sports (Sold) by Natoski5(m): 11:33pm On Nov 22, 2020
1.5m for this thing? grin grin, oga once you are ready to sell let me know, i can connect someone


Travel / Re: Enugu State Re-Opens Nike Lake Resort by Natoski5(m): 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2020
Guruguru 1, arguably the best governor so far in Nigeria cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Natoski5(m): 9:14pm On Aug 14, 2020

...and you think this game is over?? It is never over when that lil magician is still on the field.

Lol magicain no won come out from dressing room again ooo

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Highest-paid Footballer In 2020 Forbes List, Messi Ranks 2nd, Neymar 3rd by Natoski5(m): 4:37pm On May 30, 2020
The only time Messi comes before Ronaldo is only alphabetically M before R.

Ronaldo is the greatest to ever play the sport grin

Make your head abeg grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Wears 32 T-shirt For Husband In One Minute To Break Guinness World Record by Natoski5(m): 5:02pm On May 28, 2020
Ok nice..but are guiness book record holders paid?? undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Natoski5(m): 6:01pm On May 27, 2020
I remembered back in school days when I went to visit a friend in their hostel, off campus. So this my friend had two room mates males one of them invited his girlfriend. unfortunately heavy rain started falling that night and their was no way I could go back to my house. I have to sleep over. boom around 2am midnight this particular girl started shouting her stomach her stomach lol. me inside my mind make this girl no go put me for wahala na sleep I sleep I no Bleep anybody lol

Omo see wahala[center][/center]


Romance / Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Natoski5(m): 4:06pm On May 17, 2020
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) grin. ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on grin. Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

Bro, na laugh and won kill me for here grin grin grin, you for kukuma sell yourself
Politics / Re: RATTAWU Receives Palliatives From Enugu Government by Natoski5(m): 8:18pm On May 16, 2020
Nice one
Politics / Re: ABACHA LOOT: How Much Did The Late Head Of State Steal (see Details) by Natoski5(m): 8:11am On May 05, 2020
Damn see money way only one person loot!!! grin grin grin grin, are you sure Abacha's full name is not "Martin LOOTER Sani Abacha??! grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boris Johnson And Carrie Symonds Welcome Baby Boy At London Hospital by Natoski5(m): 10:30am On Apr 29, 2020
Congratulations grin

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