20 million naira nao

Lol.

Bro, Airtel's 3gb is equivalent to other network's 350mb. So 1gb should be about 150mb normally. I did the 3gb for 1k5 subscription and it finished the following day. I kept asking myself "what app did I open?" .

Lol. You can't help but love them everyday. My niece is a big pain in the but*t. She frustrates me every night when sleep finally arrives knowing that I'm usually unable to sleep during the day and in the morning before I leave for my fashion school. I still love her.

Congratulations. May God bless the union. I won't come hungry should incase the rice doesn't reach my side if I'll be coming.

Nice shii from an ologogoro

Madam Kofo slaying..

What's funny about this?

Lol. You seriously need help. You' cray

Nobody is safe again. This people just want to frustrate Buhari's administration
RIP to the dead

Hopefully the stolen funds will be returned to the government and not otherwise.

Well said. The people you hang with reflect on one's personality a lot. If you hang out with eagles, you're definitely going to fly but if you hang out with chickens, you're most likely to cluck. The purpose of life is not to be happy but it is to be useful and make some difference that you have lived well. One just needs direction.

My roommate had no idea I sat behind her in class. I took a pic of her sleeping after one of her toasters left. On getting to the room she started bragging about how she read for 4 hours in ETF without sleeping. Joy is Bae.

Lol, some politicians won't sleep well tonight.

RedCard1:
did you notice that....

The first one looks like a sister of Stella Oduah from another mother? Let's pray she doesn't buy an armold car a month after her appointment.

The second one has a slight resemblance with Diezani Alison Madueke. Make she no finish Naija o.

The third one is like beauty and brains combined. Although Ngozi Okonjo Iweala isn't great in the beauty department, she has brains and I hope this one doesn't pay all our debts in one day and leave our saving box empty.

You noticed too. #Fingers crossed.

This OP is seriously high on some cheap Maiduguri weed. You need help ASAP.

87 when read upside down. Read normally, X is L8

Well, because you're married it is wrong. Besides she already gave you a cold response, you should know that's a No-no. Save yourself the stress. Your wife won't be happy with this but she won't tell you.

66 birds were flying. The birds weren't up to hundred then. 66/2=33. 66+33+1=100

Yeah, very very unlike before when we won't have light for about 6weeks.

Spiritually blind "prophet" making a random guess and calls it a revelation. He didn't see a revelation that #1 = $1. Abasha !!!!

Some men are just useless. What happened to them oloshos if his wife wasn't satisfying him in bed again?

cally3D:
Who told you that?

Jennifer told me this.☺

He looks like a village Clown. A 'he' still referred to as a "chief bridesmaid" ? Something's wrong somewhere.

This tribal bigotry trending on NL is childish and annoying.

Power,
Empire,
How to get away with murder...Season 2 is out,
You can try Flash too.

BOSS LADY!!!!!

Yes nah for a lady . You won't die. Some men are emotionally dead without sex In two months tho.

Not enough reason to get a new phone.

He'll eat when worms destroy his intestines. The babe must be having fun wherever she is. Kill yourself on top rubbish!!!!

Nigerian politics pissing me off since 1505BC.

He's so cute and looks kinda older than 1.
Am I jealous?