I like men who appreciate their wives.

11. The crazy one whose job is to add you to some silly group

I thought I'd see Robert Mugabe's name on the list.

I beg to disagree with some of your points.

TANK 3

A fishing rod, a tent, water purifier and a knife.
I almost chose the matches but I remembered stones can be used for ignition.

Looks really cool. The battery capacity tho

Hahaha... 'Oversabi' shows prowess sometimes tho.

He was expecting a kiss but got that instead.

Central Processing Unit.

selfmadeOLX:
Super Clean Samsung Galaxy Note 3 | 3GB + 32GB | S pen | 49k
Negotiable
Lagos..!

Swap with S3+ cash

Neither.. The feelings has to be mutual. I wouldn't want a situation of "what if's"

On the first addition sign (+) to create a '4', thereby having a clearer equation.. 545+5=550

Is the iPhone5 also locked?

Further mathematics.. The teacher's slogan for every class we had was "bunch of fu*king dullards" . Baba eleja tho'

Mathematical:


OK.
Skip all the technicalities.. the buyer gave out a fake money.. assuming he had change.. he'll lost 800naira plus the good
Him giving his neighbor a 1000 is just same thing.. .the neighbor just helped with the change.. and when he realised, he returned it and have a good one back.. . so how come will he be losing more than 800 if his neighbor doesn't lose or gain


If still you don't understand.. lemme break it down...
Assuming before the customer came I ad 1k with me...
She came with another 1k. I don't have the small denomination..
And I tend to her..her change is 800.
Basically if with or without me having change.. my money should be 1200..considering the fact that I ad 1k bf she arrive..
And when the deed is done.. we realise it's fake.. then I give out my owned 1k to the neighbor who helped.. and left with jst. 200..
So do the math.. without the goods.. I lost 800.. with the goods worth.. it's 1k
So from your question how ''much '' does the shopkeeper lost in total..

800..if your question was how much does the shopkeeper lose with goods.. that's 1000

I think you forgot to add the initial 1k he had before the lady entered the store from your analysis. He lost the 1k also to replace the fake money he destroyed.
He lost #1800 or #2000 if the price of the good is added.

Hehehe, biscuit "sales". As big as Cecci supermarket in Akure is, they sell their expired biscuits for #200 especially shortbread. #notnew

Hi. I sent you a pm. My mom needs a 2-bedroom flat around Barracks/ Stadium Surulere. Thanks.

A petition should be written for the withdrawal of these senators. They are just like trees that bear no fruit and without economic value.

Last time I checked, the official car used by ministers and senators was Peugeot 504. So what's with SUVs that are only effective for long distance travel?

strong766:
kk bro ..like morning session and afternoon session things ryt.

Receiving lectures in other languages asides their official language attracts a fee. I'd advice she learns their language when she gets there. It will help a lot.

Triple H got served. I felt the disappointment on Vince McMahon's face after Reigns won. #supermanpunch

Letter 'N' is missing from your sentence. It is thereby rendered invalid!

Patchy...

This is cool. Some Bible verses are quite funny.



Dear ex, I pray that may you prosper in every way and.............. (to be continued)

I don't get these pictures. The third pic looks like you placed something mushroom-like on the bottle. Well, adontblivit.

Yeah.. On the 7th row from the bottom without a mouth.

Joker of the year

Nigerian politicians are mischievous and aren't loyal.

Mtcheww... Who is she?

26 years with 2 wives, really? I wish him a good time in jail. His dippy wives should help him with the end of year sales if another consignment is sent. Yeye