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*Breaking News: 10 Ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:*

1. Avoid Monkey meat especially the Kanda.

2. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called Monkey Tail or Mokite.

3. Avoid Monkey Cage when u visit any Zoo until further advised.

4. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow'.

5. Avoid Monkey (Wayo) Business, especially my Igbo brothers.

6. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

7. For the sake of ur life, avoid watching those Hausa & Togolese men who carry Monkeys about in Major Nigerian cities, especially Lagos, in the name of entertainment & magic. U will just die troway!!!

8. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane.

9. Don't allow any of ur child to be jumping upandan like Monkey else 'dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal.

Run 440 if u spot anyone with the disease. Avoid unecessary physical contacts, especially in Bayelsa State & always wash & sanitise ur hands b4 eating. If u can help it, stay in ur house until this scourge is sent to meet its cousin (Ebola Virus) in the pit of hell. Dibia na mgbologwu

Hope she has her greencard and visa otherwise na next available flight back home

SmartyPants:
So first off, it could have been any prison warden, and not the one specifically referenced as being the subject of the bribe attempt.

However, your assertion is quite wrong. I can say this because have visited a prison before, and it is relatively easy to smuggle things in, in the way that is described in the post.

The items were smuggled in bread and semo, etc, and these are things outsiders are generally allowed to bring in with them.

I understand ur point now lets be reasonable here. He's not ur everyday prisoner and as such it is assumed he's given extra attention considering he's still to stand trial and all dat.. He's more or less a VIP prisoner considering d Police demselves dubbed him d "Billionaire Kidnapper". If things are being smuggled into his cell den he's got some of dem on his payroll already and trust me, d one he's trying to bribe won't b a problem. Dey claim he's trying to bribe d one but how about d other ones both in and around d prison? Their story is make believe

SmartyPants:
The article doesn't claim the guard in question smuggled the items in for him. It merely states that the man has access to these items, with no mention of who is bringing them in.

All it says about the guard is that he was caught trying to bribe him.

U do realise it is prison guards who smuggle in things for prisoners ryt? Or u actually believe d prisoners smuggle in things any other way

Na under carpet d mata don dey go so.. It was always obvious Kachikwu was jus a figurehead. Every one ansas to PMB and as such everyone ansas to no one..

Luther0luther:
300dolls in Dubai is not same in Nigeria when you factor in cost of living.They can only merely feed with that amount.

What cost of living? Most of dem if not all have accommodation provided for dem. No matter how much dey chop dey'll still save more than who's earning 50k here

$300 monthly is far more than most office jobs earn here in Nigeria. Atleast na beta hustle dem dey

Na old news na... He forgot to include d South west

U haven't actually confirmed any attacks before so we weren't expecting U ppl to admit it.

Since d dinner is private how is it news?

Olympian has fallen

SmartyPants:
Your question is answered in the post.

.D question is actually rhetorical. Dey claim he was trying to bribe a guard and also claim a guard smuggled in d items for him. How can he b trying to bribe ppl wen already he has dem on his payroll

Beef ke!! We've always know it was kpomo all along...

dingbang:
SARS... Special armed robbery squad...

Lmao

I swear.. lol

Na lie... Ur story is even laughable. U claim he was trying get an informant and luring him with $50,000. How did he get access to all d things u ppl claim he has access to in d first place. Abort ko, Abortion ni..

How were dey employed in d first place?

Hahaha.. Armed Robbers/Cult don get union and even have a PRO lol.. They jus want to scare d ppl into paying up jare. And to think dey even dropped it at a Police officers house.. Looks more like collabo business

If its not fraud and scam, its skull and mining

Atleast looks like Africa would b having a very strong contingent dis tym around. Though I'll have loved Cape Verde to b our own very little surprise to d world cup. Dey've made giant strides over d past couple of years. It is now all d useless friendly matches would come to bite us in d ass. While others were playing relevant teams to gain ranking points we we busy playing Islands and part time footballing countries. Any which way we must now brace ourselves to meet any of d teams in d top 10..

Dey are mad. What data are dey talking about rolling over? D ones dat isn't even enough talk more of lasting a month. Wat is there to save? Wetin Pesin wan take rollover do on 1gb, 2gb or even 3gb data sef? Let dem kip their rollover if dats y d ntwrks reviewed their data. Abeg I dey sell Mtn data with 3months validity period jare

OP u are not completely right as ur research is rather incomplete. Toilet is itself a simple Euphemism used in place of defecating or taking a shit or a shithouse. It's from a French word meaning "getting ready"

Every other word used now varies from country to country as there's no generally accepted name.

A restroom is actually a public toilet which contains urinals nd a group of toilets as contained in restaurants, shopping malls and other public places.

So Toilet, Johns, Gents, Loo, lavatory, are all euphemisms dat have been used to replace shithouse or shitting.

Poster below me is dumb

eazisky:
your post doesn't justify the fact that south yeast comes first when it comes to richuals

Are u for real?? Are u saying there's a region dat mines more skulls dan U guys do? OMG

All these nollywood marriages barely last. But how would dey last wen most of d actresses are Hoeloshos sleeping around for movie roles and most of d directors are involved. If d director's infidelity doesn't ruin their marriage, d actress's would

Dats y we are here

Dis can only happen in *ONE CORNER!! ONE CORNER !! ONE CORNER!! Of d country ...

Imagine... And useless APC were busy blaming wike for saying d Police were now sabotaging security.

Abeg does "working" now have a new meaning or what? Becos in wateva context it is used it still doesn't qualify anything dis govt has done so far

EmmyDe25:
I get 3.5gb for 2k from MTN

Dey've reviewed it along with all their plans. U now get 2.5gb in d daytime and 1gb to b used between 1am and 5am.. U can dial d code to confirm

nairanaira12:
Stop commenting as if you were there when it happened, because you weren't.

U shld also stop commenting like u were there. Dis is d 21st century and some of u still want to reason like u're from d village

nairanaira12:
They didn't abandon him at the venue, but abandoned him at the hospital.

And did you read the report that said they moved him out of the venue against his wish?

He was obviously beginning to misbehave and react to d combination of alcohol and drugs. Have u tried reasoning with someone who's drunk before? Dey forced him into a car nd den took him to d hospital. If dey had a hand y take him to d hospital?

nairanaira12:
This is not just " other people matter." this is a case of suspicious death, and it shouldn't be covered up for any reason

What exactly is d cover up? Becos dey even had d conscience not to abandon him at d venue and find their way. If dey had left him and gone their way would anyone have accused dem of anything?