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Na only u suggest and still wan gather all d likes only u... Is dat how u use to do?? U have big eyes

OP U follow... How many IPOB related threads have u opened today alone? Una likes jus dey drink medicine for anoda pesin illness.

So u went for an interview in a multi national firm and dey had a "dark bathroom without lite? D interviewers were happy with ur interview and gave u kudos?? In Nigeria? Oga d only part dats true about ur story is d part dat u're jobless

All dat glitters are not gold.. Let d jumping, carpeting and cross carpeting resume against 2019... Pikin wey say d mama no go slip, d pikin too no go see slip...

Me:
Bros 1 Gud morning sire, Bros 2 Gud morning sire, Bros 3 Gud morning sire, Bros 4 Gud morning sire, Bros 5 Gud afternoon sire, Bros 6 Gud afternoon sire, Bros 7 Gud afternoon sire, Bros 8 Gud afternoon sire, Bros 9 Gud afternoon sire..

Me again: Bros una Gud morning sire.. Una welldone oo.. Abeg aunty Babe dey house?? My mama say make I com tell her April foool..

And d govt dat spent 600million on a botched arms probe is righteous and Saint personified abi? D same govt dats been trading $ to dem dem at outrageous prices as low as 87kobo are d saints abi?? D same one dat suddenly claimed dey were briefed about the Ikoyi cash discovery after initially feigning ignorance?? D same govt dat looked d other way wen millions were used in "cutting grass". Everything about d body odour and movement of dis govt oozes corruption so dey shld realise everytime dey try to call d kettle black, their's soot all over dem as well...

What happens to forgiveness?? Nigerians are all bunch of hypocrites..

If na naija dis one happen, Timaya for hammer with dem mama part 2... D village would have been levelled nd exist only in ppl's memory... Ask Odi

Abeg ooo who has seen sarrki?? He's awfully quiet these days.. I hope He's not hanging from a tree somewhere or in one river... Anyways, First lady was given permission by d Cabal to go see him today and now reports of him returning nxt week already in d air.. All I know is he won't stay there beyond 50something days for fear of impeachment... I wonder how long dey want to kip hiding him and his condition..

mistermaster:
I dey gbadun as you dey ginger me nah just go go go....wish you well in your life endeavors too, thanks brov

It's a win win for u my broda... U are advancing ur study and at d same tym working and gaining experience... Nothing much dey naija except u get connection or patient enough to wait for ur own miracle... Sometimes we need to work towards our miracles ooo.. U're lucky to have d options... Many ppl are looking for dat option and have even lost money in d process.. If d travel na sure runs guy no look back... At all at all for dat syd beta pass our over hustle for here.. Labour is appreciated in those parts dan here...

blackbriar:
OGA IT IS A GENERAL INVITE TO THE PUBLIC

Thanks...

Cabal don give her permission to go see her husband if not why d wife wey no get any political office or duty here in d country no follow her husband to dey by his side??

Is gate crashing allowed...

And under their PMB led govt we are in paradise abi? Has he forgotten his boss has been playing hide and seek for a beta part of d year? Let him swear he knows where his "Oga" is ryt now...

mistermaster:


thanks nbote but one thing I really want you and every other person to please enlighten me on is on the completion of the 2yrs course, if I have saved up enough money to progress to other institutes like TAFE, is it gonna be that easy and what are the things I might have to do?

Cos I'm basing my decision on "if after my 2yrs course I'll be back to Nigeria, then I'll rather stay and do the naija job....but if there are stuffs I could do just so I could remain there till I gain PR, pls enlighten me" don't wanna come back to this country in the foreseeable future

Guy since u're going to b given d option to work and study, den it means ur chances of extending ur stay afta study is very high... Naturally what most ppl want to get is s opportunity to jus go there first, one way or d other dey must get PR status.. Wetin u wan com back here com do afta 2yrs?? Once u get there and have started, UR ONE AND ONLY AIM SHLD B GETTING PR STATUS.. Trust me U'll meet ppl especially Nigerians over there who can assist u with dat.. D most important part is getting d permit first... If u com out with good grades ur employers would want to retain ur services but dat aside dat isn't an issue. Guy go first....

What is wrong with u guys Una no wan learn?? How can u want to buy data at such incredible prices?? Even networks don't sell at such prices and yet una big eye no dey let una reason...

How will dey not use a random model's picture wen na only elderly ppl b their staff...

Hahahahaha.. Sarrki com and see ur ppl oooo.. Who is fooling who in dis country sef.. 600million in 18months lolzzzzz.. By d tym dis govt is finished ehn, a new word would b required becos corruption would b mild compared to the scam dis idiots perpetrated... Where is sarrki sef?
Uncle lalasticala coman see ooo... Dis is bigger dan snakes ooooo

Jus negodu APC... Instead of the lying morons to think about finishing their term on a high atleast dey are talking of giving first refusal to a President who has spent more tym treating himself than treating the country... Dis ppl are simply taking d silence of Nigerians for weakness and foolishness...

And who will destroy d Nigeria? Na ppl like sarrki and yarimo abi na who? Nothing will happen.. U ppl shld b more worried about him completing his tenure...

Hian... U dey ask again.. Studying and working obviously is d beta option... Autho correct na bastard..
Modified: GO TO AUSTRALIA OOO AND STUDY AND WORK WAS WAT I MEANT OOOO. UR VILLAGE PPL DECIDED TO USE MY TYPO TO DECEIVE U OOO... MY BRODA U'LL B GAINING EXPERIENCE WHILE STUDYING FURTHER AT D SAME TIME..

How is driving under d influence arrest a from grace to grass story? Una sef... He's not been himself since his wife bleeped him over...

Definitely Not long...

ELECTCHIBU:
Abeg wats BMC?

Hian... U new on nairaland? Buhari Media Campaign group.. They are d official professional asslickers of d govt..

nwe31dak:
see em space bookers

If I see anyone open any unnecessary threads becos dey fell such moronic data scammer thunder will fire dem...

yarimo:
Mtcheeew mumu thread

He actually rushed in hoping to rate his paymasters high like he has been doing on all similar threads all day

dekate1:
Dear Durude,

Thank you for your interest in the position of an Online Marketing Specialist at Novateur Nigeria, and taking the time to submit your application information.
We received applications from many qualified individuals for this position opening. After reviewing the applications, we have decided to invite you for an interview on the 1st of June, 2017 by 10:00 AM.

Office Address:

Plot 590, Zone AO, Cadastral Zone, NAIC House,

Central Business District,

Abuja, Nigeria.

Thank you.
I recieved dis mail few days bk
Pls does anyone know abt dis firm n eat they do?
How do they pay
Wat m i to expect....
Thanks

Why not jus look dem up online? Ur research shldn't always b nairaland based. Here's their website https://novateur.ng
How do u expect anyone to know how dey pay? It's a marketing gig so u shld expect it to b commission based.

Guy ur mirror and phone camera has been lying to U... But y u like attention like dis?

Dis govt and nairaland mods have one thing in common, Dem no get conscience.. One would kip lying to Nigerians despite d very obvious contrary realities while the other would ban somebody till 2050!!

yarimo:
98.9 percent may God bless APC government

I see ur routine for today has been stalking threads asking about APC's performance so far jus show what a demented BMC u are....

eezeribe:
I am not a football fan but I think Peter is being childish... Maybe because it was children's day.
The guy who responded is only telling the world that without Mary slessor (white race ),they would have still been primitive and barbaric,killing twins.

Guy u slow ooo. So u didn't get d joke....