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Lolzzzzz... 29-man committee to review a wage demand? Dis govt is only jus fooling d pppl it's fool and playing delay and distract with Nigerians. One would have expected dem to slash d high cost of governance starting from d executive and den d Senate would b forced to follow suit. Billions in so many state house nonsense.. What happens wen d 29 musketeers eventually submit a report on how any salary is not sustainable at d moment? Becos we know wateva report dey com out with, dis govt isn't increasing salary.. I see dem proposing a salary increase by next year to b used as campaign promise and point...

Are u jus waking up from a loooong slip or escaped from a cave?? Ppl started complaining about d new glo data slash weeks ago wen it started.. How com u jus woke up to it? Initially wen dey started it, d u get 3.2gb of data even though d notification shows 1.6 but these days they are slowly reverting to d 1.6gb whether u resubscribe before 3days or not..

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Jus negodu how d morons dey murder English abeg... Why not use pidgin? Illiteracy na disease sha.. U wan go claim agbero for anoda pesin backyard...

Abeggi jare, all na wash... There was nothing like a coup.. It's mere opportunity to clear some threats from sensitive positions in d army...

See shameless ppl above me busy insulting others over the brilliance of anoda pesin entirely... Na most of una mates or even junior b dat and yet u are in here throwing tantrums... Some of the most notorious criminals ever liveth are spread across d nation.. Anini was from Edo, Oyenusi and Shina Rambo from yorubalnd, Derico from Ibo land.. None of these regions have d monopoly of crime.. Yahoo thrives in owerri, Enugu, Benin, Ondo, lagos and every other state except d north where illiteracy and religion has held dem down.. So also are some of d brightest men Chinua Achebe, Wole Soyinka etc... For every criminal in d south west there's anoda in d south east.. Nigerians in diaspora are involved in both legal and illegal dealings which is rather unfortunate but d illegality isn't exclusive to any one tribe.. Some of U are no beta dan d ones caught jus dat no one sees beyond their fone screens.. So u all beta respect urselves and find something beta to do dan to continually promote ethnic hate... How's it any different from racism u accuse d whites of?

Ooooooooooooooooohhh... Which kind thing b dis na... Mods abeg enof of dis PMB health jare.. If dey like let dem use oyibo ifa priests or Indian Sango, dats their cup of tea. So dey can have Patient Doctor confidentiality but wen any other citizen tries to get confidential via a foreign medical trip, it's termed medical tourism... Like his aides and d govt have stated tym and tym again, HIS HEALTH, HIS BUSINESS....

There wasn't anything as such in d first place jare.... Na normal govt and APC format to find attention and divert attention from their ineptitude and failings so far as usual... APC's new motto should b "Distracting and Deceiving Nigerians since 2015"

ifex370:
Clearly you don't know anything..

So just shut up already

Last tym I checked I wasn't talking to U nd made an observation which he took personal.. But either way Bleep off gay...

There wasn't anything as such in d first place jare.... Na normal govt and APC format to find attention and divert attention from their ineptitude and failings so far as usual... APC's new motto should b "Distracting and Deceiving Nigerians since 2015" "

hehehehehe... Imagine even CBN knows dis govt have lost it but some morons called zombies think dey know beta... Dis govt jus like some nairaland mods no get conscience..
NB: If no one sees any comments from me after today den dey shld understand why some mods no get conscience..

Dis ppl sef... So dey want to add d burden of carrying coins around to d already heavy burden of living in Nigeria at d moment.. Have dey asked what happened to the last batch of coins dey launched? Even d banks were rejecting it back den and den it disappeared into oblivion. Except dey want to phase out lower denominations with style...

Eggheaded:
I've made correction based on numbering and using iphone as a reference point.

But your reply towards the end means to me, you have to check your English note again

U didn't make d correction based on numbering, U did becos u're trying to make up as many questions as possible from an interview question.. Well let me skool u more..
According to ur write-up, "he said in the interview" and den U went ahead to list questions.. How can he say and den dey are questions? He's either telling U or asking U so it's rather "he asked in d interview"

Even with ur corrections ur questions 1a and 1b are still asking d same question and I'm surprised u still don't see dat.

And back to the "If I were You" confusion, U do realise it's u who's in d position ryt and u're trying to find out our response so ur question shld b "If you were me" not d other way.

Now u shld take down some English notes... U clearly do need it.

First things first, Ur grammar construction is terrible... I'm trying to imagine what u wrote as an answer..
Anyways d questions 1, 2a and 2b are one and d same questions. I'm not sure if d interviewer realises iPhone is actually a smartphone. Why ask d same questions over and over again differently..

Eggheaded:
Wells asks Christians to consider the consequences of the smartphone. he said in the interview.

1. “What is it doing to our minds when we are living with this constant distraction?”

2a. “We are, in fact, now living with a parallel universe, a virtual universe that can take all of the time we have. So what happens to us when we are in constant motion, when we are addicted to constant visual stimulation?

2b.. What happens to us?

3. What is life like now because of the smartphone?

3b. How has the iPhone changed us?

Time: 2hrs

These self-reflective questions may seem daunting, but I was asked to respond.

I wrote my reply in full with a three A4 paper

IF I WERE YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE WRITTEN?

And what d hell is "If I were You"..

simplyhonest:
I don't visit the business section on Nairaland so I guess that's why I fell a victim, besides... this is the first time I am attempting this online... pls you can come and "spank" me if it will solve this issue. Tnx bro.

Lol.. Oya kneel down and hands up first..
What u shld do is wen u get some of dis too gud to b true offers. General nairaland rule "If it's too gud to b true den chances are dat it's a scam" except u see 3 or more different ppl offering same. Try nd verify first especially here on nairaland.. D best way to do so is Google d fone number and d offer or search for the offer here in nairaland...

U shld b spanked for falling for dat cliché scam.. Are u new on nairaland or what? If u weren't greedy U'll have verified from other reseller threads.. No reseller sells at those ridiculous prices... It's ppl like u and d bigot up there dat kip such scams thriving.. I guess all d Yahoo boys in lagos, Ogun and Ondo higher institutions are "Igbos" ryt? Ppl have time and time again clarified such data scammers.. IF D PRICE IS TOO GUD TO BE TRUE DEN IT'S PROBABLY A SCAM. WEN U SEE SUCH CONSTRUCTED ADVERTORIAL OR SOMETHING SIMILAR, IT'S PROBABLY A SCAM. Make una dey help una self before blaming every other pesin. No data reseller offers d same rates all thru for all ntwrks to d best of my knowledge

Copy or no copy we no complain. No b by force to use Telegram...

The condition in dis country don convert Nigerians to comedians.. And dats why we're d happiest ppl in d world... See bad mouth abeg

Abeg make dem let us hear word instead of increasing our already high BP.. What happened to the last ones dey claim to have seized and displayed to Nigerians?? Wasn't it released to d owners? Who are dey fooling by dis their adverts.. They'll still release it to d owners by their bosses and officers would feign ignorance..

And after displaying it to Nigerians dey will still release it to d owners.. Abeg make dem let us hear word jare.. What happened to the ones dey seized and displayed before?

Juhann:
me sef dey always wonder And immediately one side spoil, the ear piece don condemn be that

Automatic na.. E no go swit to use again

Dat anus and his digestive system will b on fire.. Dey simply decided to burn inside his body instead of outside...

LionDeLeo:
E pain am.

Our ppl say shame no dey catch mad man, na d ppl wey know am...

dominique:
You mean the defilement of a minor and the physical and the emotional trauma is not important? Just the names of the perpetrators? And you believe that you are mentally Ok?

Of cos he's not OK na.. Obviously he didn't com with any sense at all..

Abeg why one side dey always spoil sef?

Those of U saying beta, how exactly is d country beta dan it was 2yrs ago?? Oh and pls if u're still going to give d usual excuse of "GEJ dis" PDP dat, den dat itself is admission dat things got worse..

Nwafor... Try am for Nigeria here, ur F is guaranteed even with sorting.. Our education system still operating from d stone age while others kip evolving by d day.. Same subjects, same lecture notes same everything from years back...

BetaThings:
Saturday USED to be a working day; Gowon - a Christian Head of State scrapped it and extended closing time on Friday
So what do you call that ?

Anambra state gov election could not be concluded on Saturday , INEC proposed to conclude it the next day - Sunday - the people were strident - "hold election on Sunday?, impossible" - It was postponed to the next Saturday

That would have been a once in 16-year event for Christians though
But Muslims work EVERY Friday

The other day Pastor T B Joshua said he was being persecuted. How
His building collapsed and scores of lives lost - no forfeiture of the land, no charge filed against him - yet he is persecuted how?

A pastor is VP/Acting president, he even preaches now and then, it is okay
A muslim who can regularly lead Muslims in prayer daily cannot be president or VP without you calling him a terrorist

It's funny how most tyms u ppl tend to play d victim... Gowon unilaterally declared Saturday a non working day but let me ask u did it inconvenience u in any way? Are Christians d only one who rest on d said Saturdays? Even though generally Christians are associated with Sundays already. Saturday already in most parts of d world is not a working day.


INEC held an inconclusive election on Saturday right? Did d ppl kick against having it on ur "Christian Saturday" like u're insinuating? Did d ppl of d state have a right to kip against it? Yes d electorates which happened to b predominantly Christians chose to and rightfully d same way any state in d north can wake up and decide to apply Sharia law instead of the Nigerian constitution. We know today d Sharia law supercedes d constitution in d north whether we want to admit it or not.


Fridays are more or less half days for muslim workers who go for prayers and close for d day. Muslim prayers nationwide start by 1.30 nd ends by 1.45 on Fridays and during these period blocking of major roads and public areas for prayers has become a normal routine. routine. During d Ramadan Muslims in offices and schools are given special preference due to the fact dat dey are fasting and dey don't hesitate to remind you of dat fact while their Christian coworkers whether lent or not maintains d status quo.


Christians are d highest critics of Pastor T B Joshua even though he's a Christian and for whatever reason d Lagos state govt are yet to react as expected on d collapsed building, same goes for other cases in the state and nation as a whole due to the system failure. Is lagos a Christian state? What has happened to the killers of d Christian woman in a kano market by Islamic fanatics?? What happened to those arrested for brainwashing, forcefully converting and kidnapping young gals into Islam? What has happened to the fulani herdsmen dat has been on a murderous spree on Christians nationwide??


A pastor is d VP Yes let me ask u, has he held a church service in d villa, office or in d name of d govt before? Has he used his office to advertise his church or preaching to others to convert? Our President is a Muslim and goes to the mosque every Friday and we are always made away of dat as his prayer session is always in d news... Is dat any different?



It is totally selfish for dem to ask for postponement because dey already enjoy special status whenever Ramadan kicks in and d world cannot stand still because of U ppl.. Dats how one imam or wateva is asking FIFA to ban players making a sign of d cross but forgetting muslim players still kneel and bow in celebration.. STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM EVERY TIME, WE NO EXCORT UNA COM DIS COUNTRY!!!

Yea, Nigeria revolves around dem... Well let's place d country on hold as well until after Ramadan...

doctokwus:
D reason y it's important that we know his health status is to avoid a situation where some pple wud be using his name/office to rule us by deceit.
For eg,as long as there is d assumption that Buhari is still alive,all his appointees will b virtually unsackable.
U now ask d logical question:does it mean that Buhari can remain as substantive president for d next 2yrs without neither being seen,nor performing d functions of his office?
That wud be totally unacceptable and d height of deceit.
That is y we nid updates on his health daily!

We definitely need updates but everytime it's d same reaction nd response.. It's not dat we don't need the updates it's d fact dat WE DON'T EVER GET THE UPDATES....