₦airaland Forum

OfficialAwol:
Don't be so sceptical bro. There's an iota of truth in every rumour. So Why not wait and hear from Don Jazzy before jumping into conclusions.

Taaaaa..... So Don Jazzy is going to b worried over what one upcoming artiste says lol... Make him find anoda thing to take blow jare.. I won't b surprised say na u b d hungryman

Wait oooo, isn't dis d same road dat was reported to have undergone massive repairs in most sections last year by BMCs and d govt??

Battle line kor, suwe line ni... Una jus wan use d fake news sell d Abakaliki song and artiste but trust me KOLE WERK!!!

mayprince:
When I read with a female friend of mine, I felt so nervous then, I wasn't even assimilating at all.... I later had to give an excuse to leave the place

Na small pikin plus lack of sex dey worry U. I'm sure u're still growing up dats y u still feel unsure around females and dat means u're d shy type who feels sexual attracted to every female who coms close... I'm betting a hug from any gal gives u an erection.. If not wat would u b thinking wen u're supposed to b reading? Do u read naked, rolling on top of each other or with ur legs open?? Grow up kid

marshalcarter:
pls help....my opera mini can't download large files of 12mb upwards...... gurus abeg oooo

I'm guessing u're using Airtel #300 for 1gb plan.. Download opera mini 7.5

I would have said thunder shld fire dis slowpoke but no need, d thunder is beta left for APC.. So wen PMB was appointing his fellow northerners into every available position slot and space in dis govt where exactly was dis slowpoke? Wen Nigerians cried out and complained what was d response? I remember PMB and his team clearly stating those were d ppl he trusted.. How com d VP's appointments is now suddenly a problem? What is it with most northerners always screaming cheating everytym. Dis govt had been nepotistic from d onset and it it's gud for d goose (PMB) den it's gud for uganda or gizzard like some ppl would say.. On d consolidating for 2019 claims, last tym I checked political positions are for d healthy and living .. If PMB isn't fit to continue in 2019 why shld d VP not prepare?? D north shld shut up for once and lick their wounds. Dey set d table for nepotism so let d VP bring all redeemed church members , Ogun state indigene or any other pesins he deems trusted to his own table. He's part of d govt and as such has his own say..

Jus listent to these ppl.. So Nigerians have been eating substandard rice for 3yrs now abi? GEJ imported d rice into other countries and den gave permission to smuggle dem into dis country? If by substandard rice u mean Mama Gold and Caprice which were some of d best rice ever liveth is it these "EBA " rice dat are in d market now DAT are standard ones? Imagine d idiots claiming Nigerians are dying daily because of rice? Dis govt has killed more ppl than mosquitoes already with how bad dey've made things.. Jumping into lagoon is now d order of d day... Ask sarrki

Biafra mata will give u heart attack one of these days.. Una no know say in creating numerous useless threads against Ipobs and Biafra u're making it stronger and more popular... Anyways d mumu idoma ppl have forgotten dat dey are d ones fulanis use for shooting practice.. Ironically d fulanis came out to claim benue state as theirs jus yesterday.. So who are dey doing?? D north have been cheating dem since tym immemorial, d govt has left dem to their fate with herdsmen and all d mumus can quickly have mouth is to denounce biafra...

ApolitiCal:
So you believe everything you see on see on social media?

Which part dey pain u? D fact dat ppl voted against ur paymasters in d poll or d fact dat ur fellow BMCs don dey decamp...

Whether dey did or not, whether d twitter is theirs or not, whether verified or not d most important thing is now dey know exactly how majority of nigerians feel about their govt so far.. If d responses had been positive would dey have denied it? because ppl didn't allow their BMC's to hijack poll abi... Pay sarrki and others first..But wait ooo, I think it's high time we file a missing person's report for sarrki...

Na normal na.. Na so small kids dey oppress their fada mates inside abuja clubs , hotels , shopping malls u name it.

D money don finish.. We always knew Chukwuma was simply doing business.. Nwanne ke maka ije...

ApolitiCal:
Not real

It's like d dementia dat deprived u ppl of sense has also affected ur eyes abi?

And before d 15yrs we were a major exporter of all sorts of raw materials abi? Wen are dis ppl going to stop reminding Nigerians why dey were voted in ?? Which kind campaign afta elections b dis?

Kondomatic:
This is madness.

Trust me those ppl in centuries behind.. U had to offer provisions for each child u want to immunize else dey won't let u.. I remember some of their Muslim scholars recently claiming immunization was a form of birth control measure by d West.. U can imagine such preposterous claims.. If u visit their general hospitals u'll see worse...

I thought their youths were seriously warning Biafra to exclude dem from their map earlier today lol... Fulani don kuku com claim dem .. Benue state, d shooting practice of Fulanis

Polio is endemic in d region and its even made worse by their refusal to get immunized/vaccinated as a result of misinformation by their religious leaders most especially... They make dem believe immunization/vaccination is evil and haram. I remember how some of dem had to b bribed with provisions first before dey allow health workers immunize/vaccinate their children during my service year in Jigawa.

victorazy:
Everything was stated clearly here "Amity Club". Amity club is here in Garki area of Abuja, is a night club not socio club. sheti gbon?

I'm guessing u were too dumb to read and understand dis parts


the Assistant Secretary -General of Amity Club described the former director as an active man of “ebullient personality ” , noting that he was loved by everyone.
He said , “Ayodele ’ s death was shocking to say the least because he was a very active person and a staunch member of the club ; he has held several positions in the club and was well respected by everyone.



Na nyt club dem dey contest positions? Get ur brains out of ur ass

Hahahaha... Imagine even idoma dey claim voice.. Ppl wey fulani and hausa take dey do shooting practice. The North Central has been cheating dem since time immemorial until dey decided to ansa middle belt...

Those ppl can carry load for shoulder ehn.... Yam and firewood predominantly

Mynd44:
23 hours (Kubwa Abuja) except when it rains cos the wind in Abuja is crazy.

Crazy wind has started again and power has gone off

Oh so na kubwa here sef u dey dey ban ppl anyhow.. I go beg nepa to dey take una lite.. But dis weather isn't funny... If only it would jus rain without d storm

[quote author=Jabioro post=57048721][/quote]U gave d notion he was still clubbing at his age and ur post clearly indicated wat clubbing u meant..

Jostico:
65 still clubbing what have you being doing in 60 55 50 45 40.

Jabioro:
He died while he still wanted to enjoy more.. of his partly looted.. Rest in peace..

Jostico:
65 still clubbing what have you being doing in 60 55 50 45 40.

U do know being a club member doesn't have to mean visiting a nite club ryt? From d write up u shld b able to deduce dat it's a social club... No b every clubbing b nyt clubbing for dance, smoke, drink and wild sex..

elmagnifo:
I don't know, but in kaduna here(where I reside), we use to have constant electricity supply these days. 22/23hrs of electricity everyday.

U used to before, abi u do these days abi u do everyday?? because d Nepa I know and Nigerians know will not, has not improved on lite recently at all.. Dey ration d lite in most parts of d country but give full loads of bills at d end of d month.. Tomorrow I'll hear dem blame DISCO , GENCO and soon dey start blaming TANKO

So Karishika com and go at 33?

olujastro:
I don't need to key into or wait for any govt for me to succeed, I'm very comfortable. This last job I would take on earth is a govt job cos I regard them as lazy man's job where you cross legs all day and collect yeye salary by month end. Only the corrupt ones enjoy it.
I read and watch the news daily to know what's going on around the country. You didn't see LAKE rice right?
From experiences, I've noticed that only the hopeless ones always think every good thing in the news is a lie and that they're hopeless because they don't have any connection.
Work on your mindset, the future is bright.

Now take ur tym and read ur initial post then read dis other post of urs and see if u have made any sense... Oh except farming is now a govt job and suddenly a lazy man's job. Funny thing u mentioned how comfortable u are, Trust me everyone is comfortable, especially behind a social media moniker..

olujastro:
When people are making good money by keying into this govt's anchor borrowers scheme for rice and wheat farming, you were busy shouting "weather for two" during the rainy season and wasting away on nairaland with silly comments as if your silly nairaland likes can be converted to cash.

Hope u are one of those who "keyed" into d scheme and made gud money as well because if not den u're no different from lie Muhammed and nothing but a non living thing since "people" did and yet u did not... Asslickers

Rochas Okoroawusa... He's about d only northerner who's a governor in d east

yarimo:
OP it is just that God already made it from day one you won't be employed by that company, because if it was from your village people you won't even be interview in the first place

And ppl were doubting wen we always call u a zombie.. Infact u are d definition of zombie