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Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment British Prime Minister Was Bundled Out Of Parliament During Attacks(pics) by Nbote(m): 9:08am On Mar 23, 2017
Where's d bundling abi u no understand wetin bundling mean?
ahaika23:
But when they said David Cameron rode on a train and uses a bike, they refused to mention about the bolded. Just wondering..
No need to wonder, he actually boards a train and rides a bike.. And even boards economy class flights.. D vehicle is d Official car of British Prime minister's as it's specifically manufactured by dem for dem. Same goes to the royal family.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Think The World Would Ever End by Nbote(m): 8:59am On Mar 23, 2017
World has been ending since time immemorial. Wen pesin die him own world don end... Simple and short...
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: My 3rd Class Equivalent To Today's First Class by Nbote(m): 8:56am On Mar 23, 2017
Jus imagine d insult... In otherwords today's first class and second class results are worthless ryt? Oga some of us know saharareporters but dat doesn't change d fact dat U're a slowpoke...
Politics › Re: Melaye Releases To Proof That He Graduated From ABU Zaria by Nbote(m): 8:52am On Mar 23, 2017
1. But y him Uniform different from others own
2. Why him skool for kd serve for kd
3. How d pix take prove say him go ABU...

Oga we know saharareporters dey lie but u too lie small small naaa
Politics › Re: Nigerian Coke Is Made With 'borehole Water' — Rep. Kazaure by Nbote(m): 7:28am On Mar 23, 2017
And what is wrong with borehole water? Dis is what happens wen bunch of illiterates are in leadership positions.. From d onset d whole cock and bull story about Fanta and sprite was obviously a smear campaign which was helped to make d rounds by ignorant ppl... If I b NBC I'll start by suing some of these morons...
Romance › Re: Is BREAST Still A Private Part In This World ?? by Nbote(m): 7:20am On Mar 23, 2017
My broda there's nothing private about the breast anymore. Wetin remain na make gals dey wear showglass for their chest and ass dey waks... Even sef d way wey sex dey sell dis days, some gals vayjay shld b termed public assets and amenities considering the number of ppl wey dey use am...
Phones › Re: [latest] Etisalat 800MB + N2400 For N200 Subscription Plan Valid For 30 Days. by Nbote(m): 7:14am On Mar 23, 2017
Victek66:
You guys have not even done it and you are saying its fake. Some people on nairaland needs deliverance from Nigeria networks nothing ever works for them.
Dats how bad ur reputation now is.... U nd lienus Muhammad have something in comot with most of ur lie lie threads
Romance › Re: Damn!!..this Ass Could Make U Cum In A Sec by Nbote(m): 11:57am On Mar 22, 2017
Dat as can make u CUM and b going again.. If dis one twerk for u, ur go spill ur balls...
Celebrities › Re: Gay Man Proposes To His Boyfriend Onstage At Adele’s Final Melbourne Concert by Nbote(m): 11:52am On Mar 22, 2017
Jus negodu grown men who were given birth by ppl and who in turn are suppose to produce their own.. Preferring to mix their sperms with shit instead
Car Talk › Re: Customs Provides Code For Vehicle Owners To Verify Their Customs Papers by Nbote(m): 10:43am On Mar 22, 2017
titiakins:
Meanwhile fake drugs and rice are coming into the country on a daily bases
If u go to d sokoto border, U'll understand d hypocrisy... Dangote trucks bring in rice on a daily basis in their hundreds.. Other so called contraband items are brought in thru d checkpoint not even thru smuggling routes. U'll drive thru most part of d north without seeing any police roadblocks not to mention asking for ur vehicle particulars...
Car Talk › Re: Customs Provides Code For Vehicle Owners To Verify Their Customs Papers by Nbote(m): 10:37am On Mar 22, 2017
ikp120:
Bro we no dey fool ourselves. How do you know that the porous borders are not being worked on? undecided Make dem come carry microphone dey holla for ya ear "Nbote, we don block the loop holes o!"? undecided C'mon bro, you yourself know say that shiit doesn't make sense. Mind you, it's humans that you have at those borders, not robots or machines. The highest you can do is to either sack or redeploy them. There's NO guarantee that the next officers manning those border will be "holy men" or men of integrity grin grin grin.

Soldiers dey collect bribe for express o. That's a "norm" in Nigeria, but it's WRONG!

But one thing I like about this move is the fact that I don't need to go to any goddamn office to confirm my papers are genuine. I can even save the text in case any uniform guy that stops me on the wheels try to tell me say my papers are fake grin grin grin grin.

Bro let's look at this again and again. It has its cons and pros, I know that bro, just like any other innovation. This is really cool mehn.
There's no doubting d intent behind d move but d timing and execution is totally wrong.. It is only d masses who are going to suffer such policies on d long run.. For a country where most of if not all of the masses cannot afford new cars and as such depends on tokunbo or second cars.. Let's assume d duties were not paid by d initial owners/sellers, it simply means u expect d present owner to com and make payment for d duty ryt?
Car Talk › Re: Customs Provides Code For Vehicle Owners To Verify Their Customs Papers by Nbote(m): 8:43am On Mar 22, 2017
Some of U lauding dis move by d customs are jus bootlickers who think because dey don't have cars yet it doesn't concern dem... Do u ppl realize all d routes used by d so called smugglers to bring in vehicles have some form of Customs check post or d other ryt? It's dis same custom posts dat sell tags to these smugglers and all dey do is wen dey get to each post dey simply giv dem d relevant tags as evidence and any other extras dey might want and allowed to pass... Instead of blocking d numerous loopholes dat has made customs one of d most corrupt organizations in d country, dey are busy going afta private citizens who got vehicles. If u're serious about vehicle clearance den d whole process shld b synchronized.. No vehicle shld b registered without d requisite customs clearance.. Hundreds of rifles were cleared thru d customs few weeks back with d same customs claiming dey have no record of who did.. D same goes for so many other items which customs top shots are all involved in.. Let's jus stop fooling ourselves. Go to the northern bothers and see things for urself instead of coming on nairaland to impress urselves..
Celebrities › Re: Drake Poses With His Mum And Sade Adu by Nbote(m): 8:23am On Mar 22, 2017
metallisc:
that is how you weed out the chaff from the wheat! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

all these instant noodle generation children on nairaland!!
Asin eh...
Celebrities › Re: See Luv!Omotola Steers The Wheel Of A Ship While Her Hubby Watches In Admiration by Nbote(m): 8:03pm On Mar 21, 2017
Ass so big u can see am from d front....
Politics › Re: Keep Faith, Buhari Will Take Us To Promised Land – Presidency by Nbote(m): 5:57pm On Mar 21, 2017
It is hard to kip faith on an empty stomach.. Atleast hunger wey get hope no dey kill but so far e b like na hopeless d case b...
Romance › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between A Guy And A Lady He Had A One Night Stand With by Nbote(m): 2:32pm On Mar 21, 2017
Dat ass can make any guy turn u, w or x sef...
Politics › Re: I Gave PDP N500m — Orji Kalu Kalu by Nbote(m): 8:38am On Mar 21, 2017
kenonze:
In 1998,it means a lot
How much he gave to APC to port is going to mean a whole lot more considering d current exchange rate
Celebrities › Re: Drake Poses With His Mum And Sade Adu by Nbote(m): 8:34am On Mar 21, 2017
AgbenuAnna:
Is his gf a Nigerian?
shocked U don't know Sade Adu?? shocked
Health › Re: How To Last 30 -50 Minutes In Bed by Nbote(m): 8:30am On Mar 21, 2017
A problem half shared is half solved, jus admit say na u b d neighbour if not u for know wetin to tell am from ur own long lasting experience.. Anyways he probably has loads of sugar in his system... He'll need to stay off sugar, stay fit by exercising often and then take more of fruits.. Bananas, oranges and water melon.. He shld see some differences after a week or 2. Pills is a no no and Alcohol is more or less temporary fix. He can try Agbo jedi, baby oku or Alomo or beta still a bottle or 2 of Stout before d action (legend or Guinness)
Politics › Re: $6.9b Refund: Paris Club Loans Records Missing by Nbote(m): 8:22am On Mar 21, 2017
Why dis ppl like blame blame like dis? U blame d states for not having their own records of d Paris Club loan, how about d records of d FG who negotiated and disbursed d loans? If it had been between 2007 and 2015 it would have been easy to blame GEJ and PDP as usual. It's only a terrible workman dat would kip blaming his tools and d state of his workshop..
Politics › Re: I Gave PDP N500m — Orji Kalu Kalu by Nbote(m): 8:13am On Mar 21, 2017
So how much have u given APC now wey u don port?
Music/Radio › Re: BREAKING: Zara Larsson To Feature Wizkid In Her New Song Sundown by Nbote(m): 8:08am On Mar 21, 2017
Gbolahan07:
Lol Suh Superu Download the song here http://lagosloadedng.com/mp3-download/zara-larsson-sundown-ft-wizkid/
No worry, I downloaded d song d day it dropped.. Wack song
Education › Re: HOW I WAS DECIEVED BY JAMB NEWS! by Nbote(m): 9:57pm On Mar 20, 2017
JAMB with dis ur English?
Celebrities › Re: John Legend’s Wife, Chrissy Teigen Lashes Uche Maduagwu Over Resemblance Drama by Nbote(m): 8:58am On Mar 20, 2017
She even get time reply d slowpoke.. Now he's going to b like "Even John Legend's wife took note of me".. See d guy's gay face
Politics › Re: What GEJ Couldn't Do On Onitsha/enugu Road, PMB Is Doing It by Nbote(m): 8:56am On Mar 20, 2017
D sooner some of u bootlickers stop some of these silly comparisons d beta for everyone.. Wen others com in start their comparisons now, U begin to scream corruption and cluelessness while u turn a blind eye to the same dats ongoing and quite clear...
Sports › Re: What Is Happening To Ronaldo? by Nbote(m): 7:49am On Mar 20, 2017
If u really expect him to kip scoring goals at d same rate as he used to den u must b delusional.. Age is catching up with him no doubt and as such his performance is definitely going to go down a bit... Dats y he's made sure to renew and extend most of his endorsements. No doubt he's still a great player but don't expect him to turn in great performances on a daily basis like u're used to anymore. He'll still pick up form no doubt but expecting him to continue as d same level as he's always had would b totally unfair. He's probably broken every major record dats there to b broken and is already a legend as it stands...
Foreign Affairs › Re: White House Bomb Threat: I Was Just Testing Secret Service - Suspect. by Nbote(m): 7:32am On Mar 20, 2017
@OP le, Wetin concern photo of Apapa port with ur story?
Car Talk › Re: No Transparency In Customs’ Clearance Process – Grimaldi MD by Nbote(m): 7:20am On Mar 20, 2017
We all know what is right and what is wrong but most of us have allowed sentiments becloud our sense of reasoning.. Ppl prefer to use land borders becos d cost of clearing through d ports is downright outrageous.. D duty pricing shld first b reviewed because dat is d crux of d matter.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Discovers His Girlfriend Is Cheating On Him With His Dry Cleaner (pics) by Nbote(m): 3:53pm On Mar 19, 2017
Dey've neva really been loyal... Always

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