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Romance › Re: What's The Best Answer For The Word 'i Love You?' by Nbote(m): 10:55pm On Apr 05, 2017
Lolzzzz.. My broda, U are either in zone. In ur mind she's ur galfriend and in her mind U're dat friend... She no b ur galfriend jare.. U are d guy dat does her assignments and takes care of other educational needs...
Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Reacts : Meningitis, God's Punishment To Fornication by Nbote(m): 9:08pm On Apr 05, 2017
And wen we say dis ppl don't have sense some will start shouting.. Since it's prevalent in their region, can it b said dat d North are at the top of the fornication chats den
Politics › Re: Abuja High Court Dismisses Charges Against Justice Ademola & His Wife by Nbote(m): 3:24pm On Apr 05, 2017
Wait ooo, has anyone seen @sarki? He's been nowhere to b seen recently and was last seen trekking towards lokoja bridge. If found Pls tell him his ogas have failed again ooo... Back to back now.. So is it now becoming a clear case of witch hunting or ur expected response of d judiciary is corrupt?
Education › Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Nbote(m): 11:20am On Apr 05, 2017
Texty:
Guess its not plagiarised cause iz not word for word and i really got the story from a friend and made my research anyway i.ll admit i am kinda wrong for not mentioning cause
Here's the link to the original blog u copied from

http://nikkynaz..nl/2013/06/question-of-day-does-alum-truly-tighten.html?m=1

Changing the Doctors name from Daley to Frank doesn't change anything
Politics › Re: DSS Chief Trying To Cover Saraki Loot- Sahara Reporters by Nbote(m): 9:14am On Apr 05, 2017
Saraki my man obviously has some considerable dirt on d FG for d DSS to suddenly b on his side.. FG, Senate are all corrupt and everyone seems to b playing their cards ryt, Saraki especially...
Education › Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Nbote(m):
First things first, @OP, U jus plagiarized someone's article from 2013 without as much as any credit to d original owner.

Ladies sha.. But com to think of it, what moral justification do guys who need tramadol and other combination have to judge gals who have used alum to retighten their walls? It's jus tit for tat in my own opinion.. On a lighter note, If it's gud for d goose, then it's gud for d gizzard/Uganda.. I'm more interested in knowing how to detect an alumni pussy and it's side effects
Islam › Re: What Measures Are Muslim Taking To End Extremism In Islam? by Nbote(m): 5:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
None whatsoever... All dey do is blame everyone else for misunderstanding their religion of "PEACE", blame Christians for always inciting dem and den give u reasons why their religion is jus hated out of jealousy because other violent acts are not attributed to other religions...
Politics › Re: Zaria Law Is Customary Law And Is Not A Violation To Nigeria Constitution! by Nbote(m): 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2017
Why only u dey quarrel with urself?? Or rather wetin u smoke?
Politics › Re: Court Acquits Orubebe Over N1.97bn Contract Scam by Nbote(m): 1:49pm On Apr 04, 2017
When most of us saw dis whole sham of a corruption fight and rightfully called it a witch hunt hopeless zombies thought otherwise.. Any sane pesin knows U don't tender ur evidence to d public before going to court, u do dat in d courts to nail ur accused.. Now imagine d embarrassment, becos of lack of witnesses they demselves withdrew d case thereby leaving d courts no other choice but to strike it out... No witnesses, cooked up allegations and coerced statements and confessions have been d other of d day in d quest of dis clueless govt to kip Nigerians distracted with fictitious allegations and monies... 2019 is almost here
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 1:40pm On Apr 04, 2017
Quinn22:
Ladies with big lips have an advantage grin
Ladies with big lips are d real deal...
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2017
Quinn22:
I'm glad I'm a female grin
Atleast from Softy's experience U shld learn to try as much as u can to kip ur teeth from contact with d shaft while giving head.. grin
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2017
Quinn22:
That must be scary sad
Pretty much... grin
Politics › Re: Protesters At N/assembly, Say ‘saraki Is A Curse’ by Nbote(m): 12:00pm On Apr 04, 2017
Why u dey lie like dis na... Ur report and d photo u put are contrasting..
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 11:53am On Apr 04, 2017
SorftWerk:
her upper teeth was scrubbing my dick cap... Especially when she's coming out
Lol.. I can feel ur pain.. Some kind dentition no gud for bj though.. One of my friends cracked me up really gud wen he mentioned his fear of getting head is borne out of him always imagining d gal could get a seizure and clamp down on his staff of office lol
Politics › Re: "Ekweremadu Bought 2 BMWs & Got A London Flat For His Mistress"- SaharaReporters by Nbote(m): 11:43am On Apr 04, 2017
SaharaDeserters, is it ur money? So it has finally gotten to reporting hearsay and beer parlor gists abi.
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 11:39am On Apr 04, 2017
SorftWerk:
all day, all night, I still prefer vagina sex as I can go deep and fast as I want... The teeth on a head job is a turn off big time for me, my cap hurts...
Lol.. Na chew she chew on am ni
Romance › Re: Yesterday,i Found An Interesting Way To Play His Penïs by Nbote(m): 10:43am On Apr 04, 2017
U b police? Why putting something thru his penis hole hole na
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 10:40am On Apr 04, 2017
SorftWerk:
you see what I'm saying, you still preferred sex to blow jobs... Which means it's not as good as the feeling in a vagina...
D feeling is on a whole noda level on it's own.. Who would really prefer to get head dan get laid.. undecided . There are tyms wen a gud head might jus com in handy grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Have The Last Laugh ― Senator Boroffice Ajayi by Nbote(m): 9:21am On Apr 04, 2017
A typical thread of zombies, by zombies and for the zombies...
Romance › Re: Sexual Intercourse Or Blow Jobs/head, Which Do You Prefer? (18+pic Inside) by Nbote(m): 9:16am On Apr 04, 2017
She's probably not dat gud at giving head or u're simply not used to it... Dats d feeling wen u're getting head for d first time.. It's mind still trying to com to terms with d new environment ur dyck dats y it took u forever to cum.. It took me a couple of weeks before getting head got me to cum. Trust me after a couple of times, U'll begin to get used to it.. If u're leaning against d wall and getting a really gud head job, U'll literally crawl up d with ur back lol.. I lyk a combination of both, some gud head to get me revved up but it's still sex all d way
Health › Re: Does Some Certain Kind Of Sounds Upset You? Here Is Why by Nbote(m): 8:58am On Apr 04, 2017
Considering every single pesin has one form of it or d other it shldnt b considered a disorder.. D sound wen u drag Basin on d floor and metals rubbing together is very common...
Politics › Re: NNPC To Hike Fuel Price, As Tanker Drivers Suspend Strike by Nbote(m): 8:49am On Apr 04, 2017
Tazdroid:
It is a terrible and sad situation we find ourselves in. A nation which boasts of "annual strike or protest" is a truly troubled nation.

Some of the policies churned out by the govt have yielded nothing but more wailing and suffering. But like you said and I rephrase, the leaders are the worst thing to ever happen to dis country.

*waiting for DSS to knock on my door *
Lol... U'll b surprised at the discoveries dey'll com up with at ur place...
Christianity Etc › Re: Popes Worship A Black Jesus In Private - Shocking Picture Evidence. by Nbote(m): 7:40am On Apr 04, 2017
My broda, sense has flown from u... Jus sitback take ur pills and den think about d nonsense u copied from somewhere... Dat some ppl are even giving u hope by trying to argue it with u is even laughable.
Politics › Re: How Dino Melaye, Nass, Sahara Reporters And The Media Conspired To Distract Us by Nbote(m): 7:35am On Apr 04, 2017
Being a Zombie must really b hard for U guys at d moment considering how u ppl have run out of excuses and ppl to blame and it's degenerating to acute dementia.... Anyways don't worry, Nigerians are getting used to d govts propaganda and their use of distraction to divert attention from their inefficiency and cluelessness thus far....
Politics › Re: NNPC To Hike Fuel Price, As Tanker Drivers Suspend Strike by Nbote(m): 8:50pm On Apr 03, 2017
Chaii.. Where all those idiots dat supported the so called subsidy removal claiming competition and d move will drive down prices.. Then dey started claiming marketers can't source for forex dats y blah blah blah... Now dat CBN has turned to pump attendants of dollars for more than a month now afta hoarding d same dollars and driving it to an all time high, what is d excuse for dis new increase? Dis govt is d worst thing to ever happen to dis country...
Romance › Re: He Wants To Have Raw Sex With Me...... by Nbote(m): 5:03pm On Apr 03, 2017
U don't have a problem sleeping with a married man who's obviously not ur boyfriend and I'm sure u do have a boyfriend but den u do remember d spiritual implications of having unprotected sex instead.. And yet tomorrow u want a God fearing man abi.. If d only problem u see with ur story is d unprotected sex part of it den e b lyk u b part time olosho b dat..
Career › Re: Here's A List Of What A Tailor Demands From Apprentice In Order To Gain Freedom by Nbote(m): 9:32am On Apr 03, 2017
What's d difference between dat list and a bride price list? Pesin wey fit afford all those things neva start small fast food /snack business?
Career › Re: Here's A List Of What A Tailor Demands From Apprentice In Order To Gain Freedom by Nbote(m): 9:31am On Apr 03, 2017
What's d difference between dat list and a bride price list?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Or Mohammad, Which Would You Rather Follow? by Nbote(m): 9:08am On Apr 03, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
It is not meant to cause trouble but to free the deceived from falsehood.

It can only be seen as a potential for trouble by those who are known to be troublesome and intolerant of other people's opinion to the point of throwing bombs and beheading them. We know who they are.
It is... The best way to point out someone's flaws is not by criticizing those flaws.. And now like u already pointed out most of dem are intolerant of other people's opinion, why dem do u need to bring dem into dis if not to stoke d flames? U already know who dey are and as such ur post is directed at dem.. Their beliefs their problem..
Celebrities › Re: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500M, Don't Give it Out For Free -dabota Lawson by Nbote(m): 8:07am On Apr 03, 2017
Dis is a clarion call for ladies to go into part time or full time olosho bizness.. But it was neva free, d dick is also worth something so it was simply an exchange of value..
Romance › Re: Dont Give It Out Free...your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by Nbote(m): 8:02am On Apr 03, 2017
A clarion call for ladies to go into part time or full time olosho... Pussy shldnt b free, therefore make una begin name price..
Politics › Re: E- Voting Police Or Phcn Who Do You Hate More by Nbote(m): 7:01am On Apr 03, 2017
Definitely PHCN, U can atleast try to avoid the POLICE but how u wan avoid PHCN? Use lite or not, disconnected u before or not, dey'll still bring u bills.. Na

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