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No. 12 kinda contradict what most female posters here believe in...

she must be a ROBOT.

psyboat: nice one,a friend/colleague of mine was also posted to ur sch...I'm positive u wld still get to meet him soonest,anyways I was posted to Community Sec. Sch. Biara,Gokana LGA

Ogoni things

mawizy: My gf told me she had HIV on april fool's day last year! I almst drank water pya pya!

Ota pia pia

she said their family house was opposite Amina hall... That must be Queen Amina hostels for girls, opposite Amina is social centre, where people drink, smoke, browse, play games, snooker, chess, etc... Maybe they converted the house she lived in to centre..

I would have loved to learn more about her by clicking on your link but I remembered a guy that complained about his mb that go exhausted trying to load a single page from your site.. But nice write up though..

[quote author=black_beau]Its called 'The Nigerian Inferiority Complex'.they probably feel israel is superior to them.[/quote]Xenocentrism

Geomac: Only a stu.pid Nigerian will fly another country's flag instead of our Green White Green.

Go to the northern part of Nigeria, you will see them with a green flag that has a sword and an arabic inscription on it... When I went to Jawom in Zaria I saw the flag of Israel side by side with a Nigerian flag with the inscription... " For Israel sake I will not keep quiet".. To me we just want to identify with the birth place of our Religion..

A friend called me today and said " You hear say Prof. Anikpo don resign?".. Never knowing (or maybe I forgot) that some people still do the "April fool" thing beyond 12 p.m I said "no o, wetin happen?".. He shouted April fool... Jokingly I said to him "you dey mad o"... We laughed over it..

Jan8: are you trying to say that only materialistic girls remain single Let's get real here.

Let me try to summarise it for you... He said girls should not be blinded by materialistic things.. In other word Look well and hard before you leap..

alutacontinua: @nbright, i saw sumtin abt the wonderful gift added to your family. CONGRATULATIONS! May he/she always be a source of joy and happiness to ur family.

Thank you... Long time...

and they call me harsh?... According to Obj. I dey laugh o.

Yomieluv: Called my girl that its over between us,before I could say its April fool,she told me good riddance to bad rubbish,that she's ending the relationship,I was actually the fool here.

















Before commenting,its April Fool.

If you hadn't put that last sentence, you would have had like 20 likes with 19 from the girls and one from a woman wrapper... Na April fool o

Codedrock: Ma sister called my mama that i don impregnate someone for school.. Which mom really believed!

Mine was last 3 yrs when I travelled away from P.H, my sis called to tell me that our last child is pregnant... Mehn my chest pepper me eh... I nearly returned home the next day if not for my mum that was laughing at me on the background...

[quote author=2sexy.net]hahahha... Sorry, i would have taken d short buh, i hate BB. May be whatsapp will do.[/quote]though I don't hate it, but I don't see myself owing/getting one... I am a NOKIA freak... Battery life span.. I like playing my cool gospel songs while I do my things.. (presently Sinach's Holy are you Lord) is my super favourite..

Nice one... So AP too don't always do research like Nigerian journalists?.

causewahala: @ thehunted: Why u going against constituted authorities. . 'tis a sin, cardinal one @ that! And who liked ur post?

I see shots fired on this thread!

*^{slithers back into the shadows}*



PS: Happy new month y'all!

Guilty

Exponental: well.........why is he scared if his past isnt hunting him? His friend must have seen d bad side of him i think.

Not like that... The brother and his friend(s) do talk about girls, how do you think the brother will feel when they get to the issue of girls and his friend say something like "my babe wan kill me for bed yesterday"... Knowing the friend is referring to his sister...

O my GOD!... And to think that I enabled image and put it at high quality... I have wasted some mb's and it's not airtel's free cheat... Op you try.... Edited

DailyNews: Again, dnt quit a relationship becos d guy cheated on u, pls n pls dnt cos its not greener on d other side. I can boldly tell u that I know some good men who cheat their partner but are still so much in love with her...n dnt play with her but are helpless with d cheating habit, so pray for him, advise him like a sister, like a mother but dnt quit just cos of that so long as he respects n treats u well...

I know of a Yoruba couple, the man was a Muslim while the wife is a Christian.. The man was a car dealer then (I don't know about now) the man do cheat on his wife on a daily basis but the woman never complained to the hearing of her neighbours, she never fought the husband or gave him any excuses to beat her, at a point in time the man changed (gradually). The money he was using in carrying differnt types of girls was used for something useful and benefitial.. I support what dailynews said above... Men are polygamous in nature but it takes self determination to supress such feelings..

thehunted: @dailynews,
U didn't mean to insult u by including u in the last paragraph of my write up. If I had used 'every tom,dick and harry,sure u wouldn't be annoyed. I know u are not that kind of person. I just used some random names . Apologies to ichidodo,dailynews and nbriggt .

I hope that's a typo, no need apologising I know it was meant to be a joke. But I like that comment. You bare your mind there, I like that.

thehunted: Camelion,god will provide that person very soon. Certainly not one of these feeding bottle boys here calling themselves bou bou and trying to get the attention of u single babes. They are all internet studs. In real life,they are weak.
Camelion,I believe u are the architect of ur present situation. Tho,I wish and pray ur future husband show up soon.

Nice observation...

thehunted: There is something babes fail to understand. When a babe is good,guys scramble to marry her. I know a babe like that. She is just 25 and I know two guys who were dying to marry her. She just got married last yr. Her mates are still busy opening 'Jerusalem' for every ichododo, dailynews and nbright .

To be continued.

dude, so you still remember nbright, thank God.. Hope you celebrated your easter well?..

Opytim: All those who are against #10 are mostly guys.....why? You've got nothing to lose frm it....the consequences are suffered mostly by ladies. As a lady, when u keep ur self pure frm all these, u won't have to worry about buying contraceptives, you won't be panicking when your period is late because u knw u have nt done anytin that would nt make it come, and also u wil have a free conscience when u hear someone preachn against fornication......all these and many more are the benefits of #10 to ladies.

and the guy will be buying you things to prove to you that he loves you right?.

brownlord: Enuf teachers? Nai osun state they get abt 3/4 idle teachers for the whole school and request for abt 20 corpers yet the stupid gov. No won gree pay state alawi

Yet they say Osun State government is working....

ebukav: Add me up am sky 4rm ebonyi, am in nid of a sugar mummy or an older lady to date, 2927bd90 or 08122458409

the "sky" is your limit...

sleekch1c: Community sec. Sch. Abuloma,porthacourt.......,works for me

congrats... Abuloma is a good place.

deols: Nothing wrong with making the first move either. If u are bold enough to want to make it/make it and he can not deal with it, he most probably isn't your ilk.

God/Allah bless you abundantly.. I don't know what's wrong in a girl walking up to a guy she admire and talk to him.. Many will quote Beyoncy's song that the world is beinf run by girls yet they are afraid to approach a guy they admire.. They will be quick to shout "this is the 21st century but they behave like an 18th century woman..

deols: The golden rule is- Be yourself. There is a man for every type of Woman. Yours will find you and you may find him.

In other words don't live your life according to some dating books, I am not saying that it's bad to read it o, but don't design your life to look exactly like that... No two people are exactly the same..

plendil: But OP was clearly sexuually uncontrollable zebra.

Since he already had a wife at home who would readily go down on him, what on earth was he looking for outside? Couldn't he just wait a few more days? It would have heightened the pleasure by the time he gets home.

true... Since the wife is that open to BJ and he cheated on her (even if it was just necking) he should apologise and tell her what happened... And he should pray to whatever God he believes in for her to forgive him wholeheartedly.

byvan: There is a possIbility that he picked the hair from the hotel bed,he doesn't necessarily need to have a female company for that to happen.The chances of this is high when you sleep naked in hotel rooms.

wow... Nice one there.. Always thought you were an ardent supporter of the female folks and like bashing the males... Nice contribution

Exponental: My fiancee is a sister to my friend. Dont give up if u guys have feelings for urselves. Moreso, try convince ur friend u aint a player any more.

Did he say he is/was a player?

SLIDE waxie: wot is 'duh' doing in dt statement, pls?
SMH@ u wannabes!

Funny

kulyie: I plan to buy mine myself.its my wedding duhhh! And its me that will wear the gown

That's good....... It's your cloth for you alone so you should know what you want and go for it..