dreams will be shattered tonight.
someone will probably get fired too.

DemiGoddess:
Very funny _dunrett has really suffered

i'm helping his ministry

DemiGoddess:
[color=#000000][/color] You just made my day...thank you dear Sir!

welcome dear ma'am

Durentt:
Whats ur problem? pls stop mentioning my moniker

come on.. gay lord, say 'thank you'

where tha gay lord durentt
come food don done... come mastabate with their pic... anumanu....

where tha gay lord durentt
come food don done... come mastabate with their pic... anumanu....

where tha gay lord durentt
come food don done... come mastabate with their pic... anumanu....

tufia... i stick to missionary posi

mastuurbates on the thread..

na she a diva steal your phone?

8.. the thing wan make my data exhaust.64MB!! Imagine

Tiffany1:
Abeg this man worworism no be for here ooo

to slap you just dey hungry me

cocaineaddict:

I'm a businessman

nice.. you're into wears or?

cocaineaddict:
dem gode pay....we gode chop.....forkkkk that sh!!!!!t

what are u into?

my sis is writing this exam... i wish her nothing but success and safety.....

Pheals:
Kid mtchwww




Someone ready to leave school and u a jambite ?

ediot. i have graduated.. i wasn't asking her out, or something like that.... you should learn how to read and comprehend...

there was this lady, quite older than i am, who i got to know from 2go. back then in 2012.... we became friends... from 2go to facebook, and then whatsapp.... i was a jambite then, trying to purchase post utme form... she begged me to help purchase for her friend, i did..with my money., which she sent some days later, since she complained the money was not at hand...
when i finally gained admission.. she was preparing for i.t. while i was still a fresher.. i asked her to please help me with some of her textbooks.. (we are in the same faculty)... do you know, this girl stopped picking my calls.. i called her 4 times, everyday, for 4 days.. no answer... i decided to try with my guy's phone, she answered it... i hung the call.. i stopped disturbing her... bought my textbooks and minded my business.... so one day, i saw her online.. and i told her 'shey you didn't want to lend me your textbook.. don't worry, i don buy my own nah''....
she started apologising, saying that she was busy blah blah.... i kept my cool...

weeks later, she called and asked me to help make an investigation somewhere... that i should use my money and go, that she will give me back when i return... i told her i didn't have.. she begged, and i stup!dly agreed... as a mr. nice guy... i went, came back and told her what i found out...
days, weeks gone... i didn't hear from her again... when i saw her at campus, she told me not to worry abou my money....

na so she take commot for school.. haven't heard from her again... she blocked me off her whatsapp. and fb..,. and i misplaced her number too....

babyfaceafrica:
I wonder o...me just dey look....somebody things they are special...yeye dey smell

that stupidinlov of a thing is a small girl. the one you will see on the road and not look back... why is she acting all tough here? and guys are taking her posts seriously

why are you guys giving this stup!d girl attention? i hate it when they give stup!d girls attention

grayht:
na 2yrs ban him dey give out..

them give me 10yrs ban for political section

missKiffy:

start begging o!

Exxit:
Y'all talking like you getting paid to hate, like tf Lol yo u have bigger problems in life than him. Ever heard the word gender equality? He's breaking the rule of what the society thinks about female cloths on men and the other way around.... if you have a problem w him, send him a message or whatever and stop ranting here on NL.... p.S: your oppinion doesn't count to him, Cuz if it does then he'll probably stop stunting on y'all....

what's this one saying?

missKiffy:
How can a groom be absent at his wedding BTW if nah igbo lady that dowry for be 500,000 or 1M igbo kwenu

i don report you.. you broke rule number 2..

i have this neighbour at school, she happens to be my coursemate.. she's all nice to me.. the only girl who i can ask for money without feeling ashamed.. don't know why she's like that, probably because i have not asked her out or made move on her.. which ever way, she's the kind of girl i wish to have as my own..

Rukkydelta:
Lucky me !

just go to political section and type 'dullardinhoo', you will definitely 'collect' 2 months ban..

i dey serve 10 years for political section.. 2025.. mynd44 he better ban me forever, cos' thunder will design him left and right, if he doesn't unban me... Yorrobber fo0l

RichYoungNigger:
They are just like that.
If you girlfriend or any girl never asked you for money or you've never bought anything for a girl.

Quote me.
They want you to fuccking spend on them.

What else do they bring to the table ?? Pusssy ??
What else ?? Nothing.

that last girl who asked u for money... don't send her a dime...!! please don't

Sunofgod:
Pity they were born out of wedlock.....

pity what? get the fvck out, judgemental goat!

xolocious:
I will suggest he goes into cosmetics business.

bro how is it done?