LastMumu:
While you are there wondering why you are faced with the greatest problem in the world, an anambra man is somewhere trying to pronounce PARALLELOGRAM.

will pronouncing it add something to our bank account.. we only care about money

only care about sex... #teamFriendsWithBenefit

the first time we met... at a bar...

me: can you be my bae
she: nah.. i don't want..
me: haha.. because of heartbreak..
she: ya.
me: my heart has being broken several times.. but that can't stop me from loving... even my ex gf just left me... (i never smell anything like heartbreak)
she: so bad....
me: okay, what do you say then?
she: i'll think about it....



next day.....on phone
me: hi, can you come to my place?
she: ya, but that will be later in the day....


5 days later.... in my room..on my bed...
me: (after kissing her) babe let's have sex...
she: i don't have sex...
me: blah blah blah...
(she no gree)
i saw her off....
next day.... break up things.... deletes number and msgs.....

na so !!!

Stupedinluv:
Ive not said/implied am not a virgin. So

you implied.. you must not say it... hope the dude who took ur virginity treats you well

Stupedinluv:
Hey ive been an observer for long decided to join this happy family.

So do i look like a virgin for real ? everywhere i go i get the "you look innnocent you must be a virgin" It was fun before but now its getting embarrassing.

Pic is attached to my profile info

in other word, you are not a virgin... at what age did you lose your virginity?

LORDSAMURAI:
Another baby mama loading. i advice the father to look out for his daugther to prevent stories that touch.

phyno is not into that shiit

PissedOffWeed:
And so what? This is not even useful to the lowest ranked member of vasaline crew.

bro, are you a member? what constituency are you representing?

nanauju:
The man's dick is facing somewhere else

na that one u go see

sauceny:
[size=20pt]Am beginning to hate everything in this God forsaken country,called Nigeria.... The only way the world would have peace & sleep well,is when an atomic bomb would be dropped in Nigeria, so all her citizens would perish,so anything of existence would die as well[/size]

only you and your family will perisho

Mynd44:
I once said I will create a thread and post pictures of our dogs when I have the time and opportunity so here goes. I bathed then this morning and took some pictures which I decided to share.

The first one is Bob. I dont know which breed it really is as some people have wrongly said he is a Lhasa Apso but I have looked up Apsos and I doubt. The closest breed that I see are promelenes but then again, not so close and I always forget to ask the vet. If you know the breed, please help a brother out. So here is Bob

can you please unban me on political section.... how can you give me 10 yrs ban? it's unfair

kestolove95:
Movin it to d east..dey eat anytin dia includin dem sef

this ugly thing.. just negodu your face

WiLdFLame:

then stop lending people money if you must do involve legal hands!

i stopped 3 years ago...

WiLdFLame:

u do gamble right?

i don't gamble. what i meant by 'loose money' was, bad debt.. people borrowing and refusing to pay back...

WiLdFLame:
10. d honestly i dont care guy: dis type easily get bored of any relationship.he's usually nt committed to any relationship so much dat will get dre heart/feeling hurt incase the other party in d relationship misbehaved.he is no double-dater and very passive, very difficult set of people bt when caught in ur love net like dis....na mario oo

they get tired of people easily... i belong to that group sha.. the only thing that breaks my heart is when i loose money

mummy

jane0000:
chai! U wan use style toast me abi?

if you wan make i toast you, i dey set o....

phreakabit:


This one wey resemble teenage body builder wey plait hair?
You sure say, you never branch beer parlour guy?

na you i suppose ask that question.. the girl fine jor, but she no get mannerss

freshvine:
How do the killing hausa /fulanis identify their soft target?

Abeg they should look out for scratches on the face of their game, blackness and drum sized butt for female specie to avoid collateral damage.

Please it's an appeal and warning too.

nne you bad.. drum sized indeed

jane0000:
IPOB u weh dey Aba dey sell shoes they talk say d news is confirmed Chai!

fine girl.. you are too beautiful for this..

MeloGistDotCom:
How can a sane person wear this kind of jean? Love the sneakers tho

See How Fans Blasted Her @@

www.melogist.com/actress-chacha-eke-faani-steps-out-in-ripped-jeans-photos/

every shoe wey get rope na sneakers to una..' ndi ara

Femich18:
Don't know Why some Nigerians are dumb. Wt caused d dumbness? is it tribalism or religion differences. Why should a president whose country needs growth sit down at home? He needs to move out and draw investors into the country. No growth and development will crept into our country if d president is not a wakawaka president. Continue the good work Our President, Ride on PMB

oya, how many investors has he drawn into the country? Naira keeps devaluing every minute of the day...

Oneafter:


Yes, like ojukwu the abidjan tourist.

no, like awolowo your godfather who killed himself...he was looking up to awolowo

tosyne2much:
This will serve as a lesson to perverts, e.g, Cutehector

thank you.. the guy perversion na 100 percent

she didn't want to give me the puzzy.. the relationship lasted only 5 days...

most of us didn't notice that..'

Aim07:
Pls who knows wen seven up bottling PLC in Lagos will conduct test for industrial training in March. I went dia to drop IT letter today BT ws told to keep checking for next mth test, dat dey don't collect letter and dis mth test had been conducted. so am hopeful for next mth, any info pls comment.
posting dis on behalf of my sis

please, bro am also interested in that i.t. stuff.' i will drop my number to you soon.

sotall:
came to check the names and here is the low down

Mr Chinedu Emeka.....owner of the ashawo joint....I know where this man come from....abi u no know?


Silva Ogieriakhi.......service provider......where art thou from?

mod won't ban this ediot now,..

Adeyinka1758:
Lol, na 4 nairaland u go hear guys sayin i dey bleep babes up and down and sincerely dem no dey do anytin likewise the babes go dey do like oloshos, hottest babe meanwhile the are just cool and pweety...

Na comments me dey always enjoy 4 here..

ya, most of them na lie lie... i sure that jonaifenaeme dey lie... all these em sexescapdes fit be imagination

ebosie11:
They charge 50k for posting banners on their tricycle, as you can see.lol

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/02/keke-napep-now-do-advert-on-their.html

common english you can not understand..advertise on over 50,000 keke napep..

jonaifame22:
hmmmmm I see ur problem u're goin through sexual overspeedn cos ur sex drive races faster than a veyron bugatti,hence u reach orgasm before u knw wats up, but don't worry I have a cure for u jus wait for me!

how can i stop thinking about sex and women?? doc. i wanna focus.. the shiit is distracting