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Romance / Re: Is sex overrated?? by Nche95(m): 1:30pm On Feb 19, 2016
Kjking:
Sorry if I'm in opposition to your normal believe about se.x. Everyone just keep talking about se.x se.x se.x... the pleasure ya all from doing it can be gotten from some other activity.... I get that same pleasure when Chelsea wins a match, when I'm knocking my opponent on a P's game even when i finish writing a sweet exams (weird right??) so it only me that thinks sex is just overrated
just keep lying to yourself.. weldone
Romance / Re: You Can Bash Me If You Like But That's The Truth by Nche95(m): 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2016
na this roman section make me realise say, when you ♞want sex, you fit walk up to girl. use love love decieve am.. then you go get sex... i dey innocent before.. now i don dey turn tnd weyre
Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by Nche95(m): 12:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
Cutehector:
First of all, why would I spend 29k on a babe's head just in one day?
because you're broke.. 29k no even reach 100 dollars
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Girls Don't Usually Initiate Chats With Guys. by Nche95(m): 4:26pm On Feb 18, 2016
who wan initiate chat with them before??
Celebrities / Re: Chrystabel Goddy Speaks On Biting Princess Chineke On Thigh by Nche95(m): 7:48pm On Feb 17, 2016
AmyBelg:

Na your mama bleach me
ashawo, i think say you don quote me before about your skin color? your brain touch this evening?
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Arguing With Policeman In Traffic (photos) by Nche95(m): 11:38am On Feb 17, 2016
Jakumo:
Nothing when dey let police gun misfire pass say make customer commot for inside moto, begin dey blow grammar, and forget say na ordinary 400 naira per bullet dem dey take do refund for station armorer, any time when police dem kill mumu meat for road.

All of unu when dey form Amerikana yankee man, dey shout say you get right to do yanga for Sgt. DongoYaro police constable, na only the time when that koboko answer for on top that ya bonga-head, Gbosaaaa, na him you go see say water don pass garri.
na who dey blow the grammar here? paul? forget that one,, 2baba english better pass em own...
Literature / Re: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by Nche95(m): 11:38pm On Feb 16, 2016
registered
Romance / Re: Would You Accept Back An Ex That Broke Your Heart?and Give Them A Second Chance? by Nche95(m): 11:29pm On Feb 16, 2016
ya. i go break her heart back.. 1-1
Celebrities / Re: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by Nche95(m): 11:01pm On Feb 16, 2016
DeathStroke007:




so you think because you are poor, you can do any immoral thing to get rich? have you forgotten that you will die? have you forgotten the punishment of the grave. ?


Subhanalah
my friend shut up. set yourself free from that mental captivity
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Quintuplets In Ibadan(photos) by Nche95(m): 8:48pm On Feb 16, 2016
menabae:
Oh lawd ... I pray to have same .. cheesy
we can make it happen, babie..'
Education / Re: LASU Shines At International Moot Competition In India. by Nche95(m): 8:14pm On Feb 16, 2016
missKiffy:
Had it been it was a school from that erosion land that won, they would have been making mouth on this thread. They can make mouth for Africa.
the thing with you ewedu people is that you guys are obsessed with igbos.. can't go a day without mentioning us

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Celebrities / Re: "Your Birkin Bag Is Fake" - Fan To Linda Ikeji, 'I'm Too Rich To Buy Fake Bag', by Nche95(m): 2:59pm On Feb 16, 2016
Amosjaj:

@nche95 do you really have to beef me, you have the right to your own opinion also. Am highly disappointed in you.
no bro, don't..' please

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Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 1:04pm On Feb 16, 2016
StarryV:
No matter what my dear premature sex is and remains a sin. Abstinence from both of them is what you should be talking about. #my_opinion_though
i didn't say that premarital sex is not sin..
Romance / Re: The First Day I Had S€x. by Nche95(m): 10:09am On Feb 16, 2016
British accent, but you can't write properly..
Food / Re: Help!! I Am Getting Addicted To Soft Drinks. by Nche95(m): 9:38am On Feb 16, 2016
team #teemSoda
Romance / Re: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by Nche95(m): 7:11am On Feb 16, 2016
TheSonOfMark:



Myself and other ardent literatis.

Columnists, editors, authors, MCs... Need I go on?
how come we don't hear of you here?
Romance / Re: Help... Am Dieing From Frequent Diick erectiion by Nche95(m): 10:42pm On Feb 15, 2016
nnahernest:
Whatsapp me with this number,let us talk 07039476669,this is a serious issue
gay alert
Romance / Re: Help... Am Dieing From Frequent Diick erectiion by Nche95(m): 10:41pm On Feb 15, 2016
WARRIBLOOD:



Am ss.
It comes And go as it pleases..
Frequently

No pains,,,

No drugs involve
omo, SS. *TEARS RACE*
Romance / Re: How I Spent My Valentine. by Nche95(m): 10:21pm On Feb 15, 2016
tonaydo:
ole
wetin
Romance / Re: How I Spent My Valentine. by Nche95(m): 10:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
when i woke up, my kid sis had already prepared for church.. *me i no dey go church again. satan don convert me* she instructed me to prepare rice. *she prepared stew last night*
as a good guy and a brother i am, i did as i was told. few hours later, mummy came back from work with another half set of can malt.. *she's a nurse, and was on night duty*
i was already through with the cooking.. i downed 3 cans immedietly. we were gisting, when my sis came back from church.. she changed her clothe, entered the kitchen and shared food. it was getting to 1pm, i had already forgotten that i have a match to watch.. i stormed the bathroom, poured water on my body.. voom! i was out...
i was supporting leicester fc, i even betted against arsenal. unfortunately, they lost. i lost. we lost. i came back home an angry man, and downed another can...

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Celebrities / Re: "Your Birkin Bag Is Fake" - Fan To Linda Ikeji, 'I'm Too Rich To Buy Fake Bag', by Nche95(m): 9:53pm On Feb 15, 2016
Amosjaj:
Woman and their wahala
poor man spotted
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
morganacanta:

Thanks for the info. angry grin
don't go and kill yourself
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:44pm On Feb 15, 2016
EOOJ:
they both kill happiness. U just have been sucesful in killing ur conscience after premarital s.ex dats why u feel normal afta it
maybe you are still scared of hell fire..
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:31pm On Feb 15, 2016
Mcowubaba:

Funny enough, people who don't knw about this sites, will immediately check them out grin cheesy
Nd the porn cycle continues cheesy
Tanks for the advert smiley
at their own peril

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Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
haryomikun:


hahahahaha. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy u gorrit bro. naijauncut hav this mumu topic headings ehn grin

Www.TheMchub.com
lol... funke the orange seller in yaba shares her big ballon on whatsapp for 200 naira...

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Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! ! tongue tongue tongue
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog. cheesy grin grin
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE cool
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!! embarassed embarassed
egovin, remember you said you'll try and stop it. what happened?
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:



i no want ashi oooo . .

i get more than enough ashi at my disposal already...

na clean babe i want..
okay.. i no too dey rapport with babes
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
ipledge10:
like twice a week...but sometimes none...
i have stayed two weeks without doing that shit, then i later fell back on it..
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
ipledge10:
hiphopnaija Is THE Baddest. ..I need that site blocked
all of them need to be blocked
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2016
adren:




you don get babe now¿¿

you don stop¿¿


i even dey plan to come to anambra.. u fit give me babe to pass the night with¿¿
ashi? that one dey..
about me having babe. my longest relationship lasted 5 days...
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
ipledge10:
na America Association of Wankers (AAW) New York chapter. ..but mine is not much,I get control over it...only if excessively bored
like once a week? or twice a month
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by Nche95(m): 8:39pm On Feb 15, 2016
banttieman:


Lol. U are not ready to drop the act bro. U got me laffin bad
if i am not ready, i won't be on this thread commenting..

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