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I would rather fall into the hands of evans the kidnapper than that of NIGERIAN POLICE! Chai

vingeophysicist:
a typical mentality of someone from a broke home.very sorry though

ppl say i should go and learn how to love. And i ll be like ''is there a school of love somewhere''?

Me am from a broken home o and i dont look forward to getting married sef, cos i never had a father figure, so i believe in mysef, i find it strange when ppl talk abt loving me cos i dnt know what love is like, so how can i 'share' it with you?

samijay8:
Just wanna know how it's gonna be working in a bank and same time schooling at NOUN. Anyone who has same experience before I jump into it

bro its possible...... Me too am looking for a job o, am also a noun student. If u know anywere there is vacancy in ib,pls lemme know o

Theres nothing to compare here na... NGAvsSA= evans,ipob,buhari VS xenophobia,HIV,rape,sex,rape,sex,gang rape,xenophobia......

Let it continue like this till 2019! Hopefully this APC should be defunct by then. But the sad thing is all of them would migrate to pdp

Good day nairalanders, these days my heart beats faster for no specific reason, especially when am faced with akward situations such as a minor social gathering and am begining to stutter. Pls does anyone know any hospital/gatherings(like the ones we see in movies) where there are counselling sessions/therapy most especially in ibadan?.thank you

Of course na its a blessing for you. Afterall you are not among the 99% of nigerians who are actually in the sun all day trying to feed their families in this ur govt economy

A president of nigeria that have his office in london, is dat one a president?

Lol. Am already 'raising my hand' . I hope you can see it from there?! Oyibo!!

Op na lie! What do you mean? Cos Buhari is the greatest traveller of all time!

Afonja?!

While i was just chilling today, i listened attentively to the lyrics of Davido's new hit song'FALL'. One of the lines is........all my friends call me CRISTANO,MR RONALDO, OMO NINTENDO. I also listened to Dbanj's terrible new hit 'ITS NOT A LIE', 'RONALDO' still surfaced in Dbanj's lyrics, and i also checked out WIZKID's new song, also 'RONALDO' appearred in it. To make it worse, one of KUNLE COKER's latest hit is titled 'RONALDO'. My question is wetin CR7 do them? Or was it the reason CR7 vex, come decide to follow davido on instagram? Or is it because of the terrible lyrics in 9ja music or what, ?

redbeans:
Personal Experience: delayed ejaculation for long and when it was about to shoot out, it was massive. I collapsed for four hours. Just managed to use 2 cans of malt and 7 kpokpo madiga to revive myself.

Por.nstars really try. Discharge so much and still stand on their feet .

@lefulefu , bring the crew in to deliberate on this matter of national importance .

Iweecureyou, please back off with your numerous mentions

so if u cum be king solomon dat means na u go get nigerian breweries be dat! Weh don sir!

MrBrownJay1:
True talk

lemme not say 'she'. Is that 'it'?!

Nigerians and Religion?! Tire me oh

Well the only thing i see here is that those lips are so used to dick sucking!

Of recent, i have been seeing some terrible threads on this section. So i have decided to add 'my own'. Please dont laugh o, just give your advise jeje as a brother/sister. So, some weeks back my friend was telling me a story(although am yet to confirm it o) that her friend gets married to this guy, and every time they get intimate(have sex), the guy ejaculates...........through his ANUS! yeah! I mean cum!semen! Lol. So she was asking me for ''advise'' on how the lady can get pregnant? Can you imgine? Pls ppl let us just ''assume'' that it ''can be real'' and she asked you directly,pls give her your advise.

This is the ugliest gal ve seen today on social media

ekensi01:
Lol bro u well?

lol bros i well o. I was expecting to see a human corpse o. Dats y i asked o. No vex o

At this rate eh, some people will soon come out and blame evans on buhari's absence since may 2015!

Thats good. But if you subtract the number of the innocent people from them, i wont be suprised if 0 number of suspects are left! NIGERIAN POLICE! Yeye

Ehya. Sorry for ur loss o...............but i dont know why somebody will upload the photo of the corpse of his/her dead relative on social media?

Lalasticlala oya show ursef

OP nice one. But do realise this is Nigeria!WHERE NOTHING WORKS NORMAL.

People where neva fit investigate saraki finish?lmao

Of course she will cry, she eventually realised dat it should be those 2 ill children chilling in a london hospital instead of BUHARI!!!

All i know is datThats the age where u start expecting QUIT NOTICE from ur parents anytime soon

Lol. Even buhari will not use them. Instead he wil rather fly by aeroplane to london. I say why cant they give us millions of private jets so that we can as well fly to london for medical treatment too especially when we have catarrh?

Well according to we nairalanders of igbo descent, the characteristics of AFONJA are: hydraulic soup eaters,disgusting tribal marks,brown roof dwelling people,cowards,backstabbers,hausa fulani slaves,2nd class muslims(i mean yorroba muslims),traitors..........but hey! The past is the past My very good friends are yorubas even hausas and have helped me in so many areas of my life. Dont let tribalism blind our eyes with hate. Building a nation begins from the relationship we build with our neighbours. Should Biafra succed or not, i ll always be a Nigerian cos i love my country and her people, the only thing were tire me nah our POLITHIEVCIANS dem!