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Sports / Re: Arsenal Have Completed The Signing Of Jakub Kiwior - Fabrizio by Ncsamuel(m): 7:01pm On Jan 20, 2023
Iseoluwani:
Otilo



Chelsea will be buying over hyped players, I just pray Chelsea goes on relegation. They have made football uneasy for their fans, now I just expect every club to beat us, so when I check NL or LiveScore I expect to see Chelsea lose..
Chelsea aren't making life difficult for fans. They are in a transition period. This was the same team last season same as liverpool has last season. The difference is chelsea are building a team for the future. In the next 2/3 years, chelsea will be back into european football dominance again
Crime / Re: Man Wins Land Dispute Case Against Church, Does Thanksgiving In The Same Church by Ncsamuel(m): 10:19am On Feb 08, 2021
At least it's better than the one I heard where an armed robber robbed a church on Sunday, carting away all the tithes and offerings, and later to show up the next Sunday as a member to pay TITHE!!!!
Nairaland / General / Help! How Can I Effectively Fumigate My Room? by Ncsamuel(m): 8:29pm On Mar 26, 2020
So it happened I got a job about 8 months ago, so I had to leave town to work in another city. While I worked Faraway, my mom hosted an elderly relative in our house, she gave her access to my room all the while she stayed.... Now I returned back home due to the coronavirus pandemic to keep safe only to find my bedroom, furniture infested with blood sucking LICE, these pests have almost colonizing the entire house... PLS, anybody with similar experience should kindly let me know what chemicals or pesticides can effectively do the job? Thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do I Advise Someone To Use Deodorant? by Ncsamuel(m): 4:19pm On Dec 13, 2019
Only a thief can catch a thief. Only a deodorant user can identify another non deodorant user cos he/she too smells. That's the problem with us In this new generation. If someone had not invented the deodorant no one would be noticing another person's body odor. We can't just tolerate each other anymore unlike our forefathers. Our forefathers never used deodorant. It's wrong to generalize people in such manner.
Romance / Re: Lady Starts Acting Strange After Her Waist Bead Was Cut Off During Intimacy by Ncsamuel(m): 2:07pm On Dec 04, 2019
MGab25:


Run? For your House? shocked shocked shocked

so if you bring this kind trouble come your house, you go just dey wait to video and take selfie? Guy you strong o
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Romance / Re: Lady Starts Acting Strange After Her Waist Bead Was Cut Off During Intimacy by Ncsamuel(m): 2:02pm On Dec 04, 2019
MGab25:


Run? For your House? shocked shocked shocked

so if you bring this kind trouble come your house, you go just dey wait to video and take selfie? Guy you strong o
Romance / Re: Lady Starts Acting Strange After Her Waist Bead Was Cut Off During Intimacy by Ncsamuel(m): 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2019
So guy man took his time to take photos and video for social media instead of you to run for your life?. Lol
Nairaland / General / Re: STATES WITH Physical Violence Against Women by Ncsamuel(m): 1:44pm On Dec 04, 2019
God save our women. But what's the Senate doing about this sef? Shouldn't there be like a bill just like in saner climes against violence against Nigerians in the first place.... Me were I dey talk sef have they even pushed a bill to eradicate almajiri system and make primary School education compulsory for every Nigerian child, putting an end to children hawkers on our highways etc? Lol ...GOD SAVE NIGERIANS FROM NIGERIANS!

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Pets / Re: Donald Trump Tweets Photo Of ‘wonderful’ Dog Involved In ISIS Chief Raid by Ncsamuel(m): 8:18am On Oct 29, 2019
Would rather have this kind of dog as our police other than the police we have in Nigeria. Am sorry if that hurts anybody here

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Am Tired Of This Life by Ncsamuel(m): 11:14am On Oct 01, 2019
Stay strong. It's just a phase and more importantly pls SNIPER won't solve anything
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fresh 2018 naughty whatsapp Hookup Group, by Ncsamuel(m): 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2019
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Politics / Re: What Buhari, FG Are Doing To My Firm – Innoson CEO Opens Up, Reveals Next Move by Ncsamuel(m): 9:44pm On Sep 29, 2019
Am yet to believe this though. Cos buhari can only support you if you are from the north, you sell cows or better still you are a cow yourself Lemme find out first. Brb

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Religion / Re: Singing National Anthem And Raising Of Flag Is A Must In Chinese Churches by Ncsamuel(m): 9:28pm On Sep 29, 2019
Well the Bible even said it "give into ceaser what it's Caesar's. We must respect the civil government hence there must be moderation. Although I think the Chinese government is taking this too far but it's most important to have everyone within their territory pledging allegiance to the state first so as to prevent the country of becoming a Nigeria
Politics / Re: Anthony Sani: South Exported Banditry, Kidnapping, Armed Robbery To The North by Ncsamuel(m): 1:40pm On Sep 29, 2019
Ok. Noted. But am just wondering who exported beggars, terrorism, illiterate presidents to the South?

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Insult You've Ever Received. by Ncsamuel(m): 9:38am On Sep 25, 2019
[quote author=MhizPearl post=82543385]I got mine from my mum(God bless her soul).She told me she was sure I got swapped in the hospital.She also told me she wished I was never born.share yours[/quot] what did you do to her?
Family / Re: The reason Why I Will Consider My Dad First Before My Mom by Ncsamuel(m): 8:31am On Sep 25, 2019
obembet:



But at the end, why mother always get more love, care from thier children than Father? I know I will be a good mother but I love the truth
it's if the father didn't play his role appropriately in the home. Mother's love is good but father's love isn't that bad either, but let's not try to favor one over the other when it's time for them to depend on us

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Family / Re: The reason Why I Will Consider My Dad First Before My Mom by Ncsamuel(m): 7:59am On Sep 25, 2019
Madam. In my local dialect, there's an addage that says " yes the monkey can jump and Sprint down the forest fast enough...........it's bcoz the trees are close by". Mother and father both play different roles in the home but at the end it's to make the home better. Love is equal. Love is not putting anyone or anything else over what you love. Am sure your parents love you equally, so don't even entertain the idea when it comes to making a choice. And besides you should be grateful to have them both alive in your life right now cos some folks out there somewhere don't have theirs anymore cos life forced them to choose

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Politics / Re: Revolution: Buhari Will Be The First Witness If Sowore Is Charged- Falana by Ncsamuel(m): 5:08am On Aug 07, 2019
citruslimited:
Why on earth will an innocent man be charged to court
cos it's bubu's country......... anything goes
Crime / Re: How 13-year-old Boy Was Sold And Re-sold For N340,000 by Ncsamuel(m): 8:13am On Aug 03, 2018
So people are still being sold as slaves in Nigeria?!! Well am not suprised afterall come 2019 some people 'slave price' would be bags of rice,#3000,#2000,#1000 etc to polithiefcians for another servtitude for 4 years with a renewal option of another 4 years!! THIS IS NIGERIA!

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun's Questionable NYSC Certificate: Eight Things To Know by Ncsamuel(m): 7:36pm On Jul 10, 2018
Why question is why would someone born and bred in the UK, schooled in the UK come back to serve in Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Reacts To Corper Linda Angela Igwetu Who Was Shot By SARS by Ncsamuel(m): 10:08am On Jul 05, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked

Police are not like notorious sars that shoot anyhow




That girl is a fool, she defy the order of the cop to come out the car.



Lesson to other wayward bastard corper
guy this your foolishness? Must be hereditary o! Now i ve finally seen someone who buhari is wiser than!

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Romance / Re: Girls What Size Of Dick Do You Like?????? by Ncsamuel(m): 7:53pm On May 11, 2018
Chai! Unemployment no good oh! Let BUHARI and his croonies do something to tackle UNEMPLOYMENT in dis country nah!!!!
Romance / Re: Life Of The Australian Playboy Bachelor by Ncsamuel(m): 7:43am On Apr 17, 2018
OP is is true that most australians are racist towards black african immigrants?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Insecurities by Ncsamuel(m): 4:19pm On Apr 16, 2018
My only one is that i stutter/pause whenever i speak. Its really embarrassing. Other than that, i like mysef the way i am
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Told? by Ncsamuel(m): 4:16pm On Apr 16, 2018
Lemme see!.......................... I Confidently told my friends in 2015, that BUHARI was our MESSIAH!

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Rescue Senator Joshua Lidani From Protesters, Man Shot (Graphic Pics) by Ncsamuel(m): 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2018
The irony there is that. THE YOUNG PAYS TAXES TO SENATOR AND THE SOLDIER!!
Politics / Re: Soldiers Rescue Senator Joshua Lidani From Protesters, Man Shot (Graphic Pics) by Ncsamuel(m): 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2018
Which kain foolish country be this?! So cant someone stop buhari by the roadside to ask him to give a list of what he has done for Nigeria since 1983 again without being shot?
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls, Come And Save Me From MTN!!!! by Ncsamuel(m): 11:07pm On Mar 12, 2018
JideSM:


Hi Ncsamuel, I wish to inform you that I currently run a thread here called the MTN Customer care https://www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread/ where issues like this are discussed and resolved. I will appreciate if you can send me your mobile number via E-mail message to enable me look into this. Regards
my number is 08066145020
Nairaland / General / Pls, Come And Save Me From MTN!!!! by Ncsamuel(m): 11:03am On Mar 11, 2018
Sometime last year i had to do a sim-swap cos my sim got damaged. Now fast forward exactly a year later, i began to recieve calls from different people with different numbers i ve never met in my life! On an average of 8/9 callers a day. These people are mainly from the CORE NORTH,and they are all ILLITERATES,they dont understand a word of ENGLISH, and they call everyday despite being told they just dialled a WRONG number! These Women,men,boys just bombard me with numerous calls on a daily basis, some are now swearing at me in Hausa that i dont understand. Now i contacted MTN, they said it was a RECYCLED SIM, that it HAPPENS normally and that it will soon stop on ITS own! I was shocked, why would you recycle my Sim? Its like saying GTBank has recycled ur bank account number and now someone else shares an identical bank acct number with you? Finally, this morning an hausa woman is currently bombarding my phone with over 20 calls, i finally picked up and on hearing from the background, she seemed to be going thru a traumatic experience of some sort. This has to stop! Have been trying to contact MTN customer care but it isnt going thru. I just want to find out if anyone on this platform has experienced this before and how did he/she solve it as soon as possible?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Jobs? If Yes, Where Are They? by Ncsamuel(m): 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018
Albert0011:
Thank God i ran away from Nigeria since...making my cool money jejely here in Salzburg Austria.
abeg bros can i come and squat with you there? I swear after 2wks i go find my own way! Na aw austria be for immigrants sef? Are they welcoming?

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