₦airaland Forum

IhateAfonjas:

I swear to God, i saw Seun Egbegbe in that video

In your dream..

PapiSmith:
Who is that Nigga putting on wig behind the golden chair?

Lucifer..

iamlammy:
OP is high on weed..U call a chinko phone of 100+ cheap?

Cheap because it is China made?

I am planning to buy a new phone. The latest tecno phones seems to be very cheap, yet looks sophisticated. I feel like getting the phantom 6 + but the offer seems to be too be good. Why is this brand of phone particularly cheap?

nurey:
Even me that my car is 17years old with 300,000km on the odometer I service my car every 6months or 8km which ever comes first, you are wasting money servicing your car at 3000km and polluting the environment.

As for the fuel filter because of our environment I did say every 2 years is OK but if you never run your tank in reserve it's something you can ignore. With the mechanics lackadaisical approach he can damage your fuel pump.

What kind of car is this pls?

Write it down...that works for me. A lot!!!

Angeleena:
hardworking man..something, that's impossible with that vegetable from katstina.

Please take it easy on the old man. One day, you too will become a vegetable. Nothing lasts forever..

basic23111:
its still understandable when man cheat but for woman is total nonsense and unacceptable.....

How? Explain
..

desquad:
fake story

I concur.

dingbang:
Because the CDC is not corrupt like the COAS that's why he doesn't get much public attention...

This is so dumb!!

gloryman91:
What of Jaiz Bank?

Jaiz? That's a mosque, not a bank.

Lol @ heritage community bank..

Tekecoms1:
Will I ever be employed again? It's been roughly 5 years f unemployment for me. At 30 years of age there is no work.

Don't loose hope....

dononics:
this is fantastic.... inside prison?

Yes. Crime pays.

IamUdo:
I don't like when people read without consulting their neighbor because clearly they don't have brains.

You mean people don't have brains? Clearly? You don't have brain?

cr7lomo:
Ain't as jobless as u but waiting for the challenge...i will bring out time for you

Challenge? You won't kill me with laughter o. Local kids of nowadays. You are not just the type really. Keep waiting..

cr7lomo:
I'm sure ur mum must b dirty and worthless like u...breeding Asha.wo like u just as she do Asha.wo work take born u...dirty girl with a smelly dirty mother...great combo

lol. I am coming back for you.

cr7lomo:
U must be mentality mad...i dont know her ... Na crime Gtfo dirty smelly girl...go brush ur teeth b4 talking, that's if ur bad breath ever ends

Mentality mad? Take Banana and slap your Mother.. Kid with no sense.

cr7lomo:
Nollywood star or yollywood star...i do not know her...anyway. ..RIP

You must be mad! Are you that heartless not to even recognise that another human being like you is dead?

IamUdo:
Ordinary pedestrian bridge. Things that ought to be a right for citizens are considered privilege.

I don't like it when people type without consulting their brains...

dhope001:
ok bro. Am a Real estate developer. I have most of my time to my self. No rush to the office 8am. Not all about money alone, but time.

You are an agent. Simple!

swagguElite:
Bros calm down nau! ...this is a perfect dosage of pure scarcasm ...why yu cum dey vex? Ar you on your period?

lol..

TheFreeOne:
When are we gonna have men/women in their forties leading Nigeria?.

The old men running the country aground have refused to die and leave the stage.

Forties? Isn't forty even too old?

theDEVILisHERE:
Arsenal have to resolve what usually make them go to sleep Feb - March if they want win the league in future
They usually finish strong but by then it's too late

Finish strong by beating small teams?

obiremy:
From the little I could understand from the story shared in Hausa by Rariya,customs officials pursuing passengers suspected to be smugglers were involved in accident.I am not very good in Hausa.Our Hausa readers should please explain more with the help of the screenshot below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/customs-officers-pursuing-smugglers.html?m=1

Greedy men...

9jakool:
Afonja was a historic figure from Ilorin who formed an alliance that backfired on him causing Oyo to loose the Ilorin throne.

On NL:
A term derived from a historic figure that people from a very particular tribe like to single out and abuse to validate their pathetic claim after now learning about the rich history of Yoruba people. They use it as an insult while not understanding it's full context. In reality, it makes no sense because it's the same as referring to Jewish people as Judas as a form of insult.

I think this makes sense...

Princesaha:
Afonjas are "Wasterners" easily identified by the shape of their oblong coned heads and tiger-scratched faces and I am proud to be one. Our main religion is Islam while our major occupations are head and skull mining, kidney harvesting and Limb processing. We are also good in Internet scams (Yahoo plus) and pickpocketing.
As for me, I am a skull miner and by the grace of Sango and Obatala combined, the present Secretary-general of "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria (ASMAN), So if there is any other thing you need to know, just holla me.

Comical.....

larrypourl:
Buy quality Atiku that will obey starch easily.

Is it better than guinea brocade and voile lace?

Naijahelm:
Ebuka Obi-Uchendu, Bankole Wellington aka BankyW and Captain Tunde Demuren friendship are everything.

When Ebuka got married to Cynthia, BankyW and Tunde were there to support their G.

Tunde Demuren got married to OAP, Toolz in 2016, Ebuka and BankyW were there to support their G.

Now, its BankyW's turn with actress. Adesua Etomi, Ebuka and Tunde Demuren are there to support their G.

Source: http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/05/these-banky-w-ebuka-tunde-demuren-friendship-photos-are-everything.html

Can someone tell me the kind of fabric the guys used for the white traditional outfit? Plan to get something similar for hubby.

abbeyfel:
But this is not old age. This is sickness. The result of a bad lifestyle healthwise. See OBJ sef way senior am still stand tanda.. Na wao....

Don't say so. Everyone's body is different.

GloriaNinja:
A MAN WHO FAILED WITH FOUR WOMEN IN THE PAST WILL STILL FAIL WITH THE CURRENT ONE, LANRE GENTRY IS JUST A BEAST WHO BEATS WOMEN, SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

The love of money is the root of all evil. Of all the men in the world, she chose a man who has been married four times all because of money. That's crazy...

This woman just dey marry about.