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Beware!
Bewarned!!
Don't fall a victim
Kidnappers are everywhere.
Be careful of people, don't just friend anyone

The least I can do is to upload my pre-wedding pix or wedding pix on Nairaland.
Cos many will only come to criticise, condemn or rubbish you both.
Especially if the wife happen to be a Tokunbo (fairly used), the Ex will be like.....

On behalf of me, my future wife, unborn children and the whole nairalander, will donate you this cash to cover some of your expenses for the B-day and to buy new sense (2017 model) from Onitsha

Funke still has ugly as way back.

I only get confused when people someone is the most beautiful.
I do ask, how many places have you being too?
How many ladies av you seen?
To say the truth she's beautiful, but she no fine reach my sisters, talkless of my gf.

Anytime I hear NYSC na Ekaite dey always come my mind.
The babe duped me very well during my service year@ Akwa-ibom.
The only thing I enjoy na sex, I sex soortey I lean like buhari back home.

But Tosyne2much neva you pretend here, almost every guys did one or two of the points listed by you.

BlackDBagba:
Corn is now #100 and it's not even soft anymore !

Bros forget the price, try cook it with beans.
I tell you, you need not to eat anything for the day again except water.
Just dat you go dey drink water like camel.
Though the fud is local but sweet pass fried rice.

prostitute: a person who has sex with someone for money.
Now Op tell me or show me a lady that will sex her man/bf without requesting/demanding for money after? All in the name of love.
It shows almost all ladies are prostitute.

Two Milla!!!
Make una shift, Eazi need to be stone.

IamAirforce1:
You only know Airforce on Nairaland

You don't know me In person .

Do I need to?
Who ur knowing EEP?

IamAirforce1:
This girl could be 16 for real

I've seen her twice this year and I believe her age.

She look so young and beautiful .

For your dream I quess

Beetwaise:
@kashybaby, I've been reading your comments in various posts lately. I really like you & your open-minded nature. How do I get to meet you? Are you active on WhatsApp or Instagram? I'm interested.

Bros forget dat, she's engage

IamKashyBaby:


Hahahahaha..but honestly, there's no one to blame here but MEN...

YOU men are competing each other even in little ways to date a girl & to win her u involved money..U teach ur women to worship money instead of teaching them to be thankful of what u have?

Black men like showing off money juz like in hiphop world..They become relevant once they wearing cuban link,33 chain, bling bling, diamond studded grills..While Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos u can juz see them walking in the street wearing jeans and plain shirt..

Kash! Kash!! kash!!!

Money: is that thing that makes women attracted to you.

With money you can marry many wives like Fela/Abiola.

With money you can naked ladies just like kingtblakhoc.

With money you can chain ladies like dog just like Pretty Mike does.

With money you can fvck your best friend babe/wife just like Ruggedman.

With money you can stripes ladies for some days just like yahoo boyz.

Women/ladies and money can't be separate.

Even with money, our Nigerian babes can date monkey.

IamKashyBaby:



Hhaahaha...Is it?

I dont believe ooo...My eyes are already set with 1 guy alone
Tho i appreciate real beauty..

hmmmm you one guy?
Well I believe cos the thing no dey read metre

IamKashyBaby:


Oga, u know naaa...

PISHURE OF U OR IDONBELIEVIT

Kashy don't let me, cos I don't want to destroy ur relationship.
Cos is likely you drop your bf

Florblu:
Are you sure you are not mad?

Haaaaaa

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
Am want want 2 go for miss nairaland .ao can I do it?

You want to go or you want win?
Which one.
If you want to contest, that's minor cos many are called but few were chosen is what bible says.
But if you want to win, try see lala or seun at the next room.

Ever since I moved to my new apartment here in Lagos, I notice almost all the ladies do admire me including the married one. At time some of them will call me without me giving them my number. If I try to buy things in any of the shops around, only few will collect money. Some even summon courage and confess their love for me. Am not that dull, all their signal I coded, just wondering why me among many in that environment.
Is it because am handsome or because I gat a good job with better ride.
Now many guys are now threating me to leave the neighbourhood as a result of this, that most of their gals don't show them love again but always talk/discuss about me.
Please what can I do?

alex81:
what's bbm?

Biafra Battalion Military

Moaning during sex. As if my dick is has big as that of Seun or lala.
Even my landlord as given quit notice on dis has a results of others tenants complains.

And to Op question, suck a woman breast for gud 40min, blow-job for 20min, fvck her for 45sec before you cum, bros you be the champion. I swear she will come the next day.
But no romance, you just fvck for 55min non stop, bros she won't appreciate that.
Talking from experience.

GloriaNinja:
OP, TAKE A CLOSE SCRUTINY TO YOUR GRAMMAR.

Disadvantage of free education.
I think OP is a beneficiary.

Is she my sister? NO
So, what is wrong in that?
Abeg nothing to hind.

Poor concept.
see as the hostel look like dat of kwarapoly.
Peeling wall

Tochyodikwa:
how much do you charge

Fake assssssss
Go sleep joooor.
Ur story is fake, likewise you.

More.....

More pics

More pics....

Reason why we Nigerians needs to unite and make Nigeria a better place.
Our politicians are the main problem we having in this country. We voted them in other to make our environment a better place but instead, they forget their primary assignment and enrich their own pockets.
Many Nigerians are dying of hunger everyday as a results of recession while our senators are earning millions of Naira salary that comes in constantly with no delay or half payment.
Many graduates out there with no job, which leads many to ritualist, kidnapping, fraudster etc.
Senators spokemen, Sabi Abdullahi was asked how much a Nigerian senator earn but he can't answer. Even how much he earn, he can't also disclose. What a big shame. Seriously this Buhari administration is the worstest have ever seen.
Is this the CHANGE they really promise?
Nigerian lawmakers are the highest paid in the whole world, while the citizens suffered.

Make you no tell anybody about this abeg, self me self my head.
Na Op dey fvck dat woman I swear.
But I no one day bush meat go catch the hunter.

Septic na septic
Either block or mud.
All I see is poo factory