₦airaland Forum

sexybbstar:
This story reminds me of a guy that refused to ask me out because he was in 100l and i was in sss1.Now, I'm outta school and he's still in 500L(LAUTECH) ,he wants me now but kolewerk.Mi o r'aye.Though if he asked me out then,i would not accept because i was scared of the opposite sex.

So you want him to ask you out@ SSS 1 right? I wonda how the size of the boobs will be then, like boil I guess.
But thank God for your life, cos the school wey the nigga go na error.
LAUTECH: An institution wia you spend 8-9yrs for just 5yrs course/programme.
Even that guy@500L can neva still tell when he go graduate.
I'll rather go Unimaid than lautech.
Cos lautech and strike are 5&6

Na everytin dey new for Nigerians face.
Ara oko

menxer:
You would never know you made a mistake until the the result is out.

I object, that saying, "he who finds a wife has found a good thing..." is not an Igbo proverb but Bible verse.

Wa gbayi joor omo iya.
Op na flat head when the bible av said it all, who's opinions help.

Both are thick
Hope dia baby no go be like dat of Seyi law

supersystemsng:
They won't hear word, leave them alone until a bad experience teaches them before they listen.

I was somewhere some years back, i was bored so i decided to login to my facebook account ( at the time, i was dishing out motivational/inspirational nuggets ), from no where a cute chic rushed to hug me, so you are " she quoted the facebook account name ", i was stunned, it was like she had met a celebrity, what if the reverse was the case? It's over 7 years now i still haven't shaken off the experience of that day....

One thing i've learnt to do, whatever i can't be responsible for in person, i won't do it online....

cute chic Olosho rushed to hug me

The day I got to know that Nigerian polices are in sane was the day I got a very HOT slap from sars all because I said Haaaaaaa when dey ask for my ATM card

Na Buhari dey delay mine now, make he put hand for this PEACE CORPS sharp sharp. Make I carry my babe go alter.
Age no dey the side again ooo

No be OHAFIA shioooooor, home of HIV/AIDS. Av once live dia. But tnk God I escape the virus.
Name it, Abiriba, arochukwu etc are all home of ritualist. Even the entire Abia state na kidnappers den.

tosyne2much:
This one weak me ooo

Bro not only you

motun2017:
Saw this question on krakstv ig page and really need answers.Just incase lol

Shioooor
You don cheat on ur boyfriend right
No way, he will know.
How?
Na me go tell him.

MrBrownJay1:
hell yeah i go down on my woman... but that has nothing to do with shaving does it?! you kiss your man on his cheek, should it mean you shave him as well?!

YES, i expect a woman to have a well trimmed/shaved coochie, and NO thats not my job/duty to do it.

Ok, your opinion.
Gud

RuthDaniels:
Lol! Bad? Funny you!

Don't tell me you are one of the "Pay my bills " , " I do the do " Cliche.

Honey, Relationship isn't about that, It's about doing little things together, building friendship and doing some crazy things with each other.

Dear shaving that down is one of those things that brings sparks into the relationship. We aren't bad but romantic

Yea you are right.
But mind you, we men do more sacrifice than you ladies.
I purposely throw dis question to you ladies, cos I no many guys can do that for dia women, but only few ladies can help dia guy in doing dat.

MrBrownJay1:
thats a very precious body part, and i know how easy it is to cut yourself with it (we men shave more often than women)....so no, i wouldnt want to go near that gem with a razor.

But you do give bj?

RuthDaniels:
" Pubic " hair !

Why not? . It's Romantic!!!

If a Lady can allow a guy "lick" her cunt, why would she object him "cleaning it". ?

Except he is a clumsy type

Neva know must of dis nairaland babes bad reach dis level.
You mean since he can lick it, to shave na small tin.

darkandclear26:
even a male neighbour can be given that chance.

Baba werey

makydebbie:
Why not?

Wagbayi joor.
Na sum1 like u I dey find.
Not all dos slay queen with dirty hair@the puna

makydebbie:
Of course, I'll. We should create wonderful memories while we can.

Gud, hope u can also help him too

FALCONEYrebirth:


Op it's pubic hair not public, well public is appropriate for some ladies' part.

Tnx 4 the correction bro, it was a typical error

Jacksparr0w1207:
PUBLIC hair? Ara adugbo emagbami ke. Ewo tuni public hair?

Oya kill yourself untop the error.

Ode mumu boy olosi omo what does he even think that he knows (lil kesh voice)

So any pictures now wey man and woman hold hands na pre-wedding pictures right.
So people sense have being sold.

Can you allow your man/boyfriend to help in shaving your pubic hair?
Be sincere

Are you telling me you're a landlord or you inherit a building?
Chaiii, stop lying bro.

I see it coming;
Nigeria will win Russia2018 world cup.
Buhari will go for 2nd term
Nnamdi Kanu will be appointed as a Minister
Petro price will drop to #81 naira
Dollar will fall to #125 naira
Chelsea will win both EPL and UCL

sunshineG:
chicken bro
That it what it means

How your side?

I know,just pulling ur legs.
Fine and urs?
Abeg make the celebrant no forget me 2, my pot dey empty.
More years to him

sunshineG:
Victor V this is my second time of wishing you a happy birthday today
Hope you are keeping my chicken

And so what?

refreshrate:
Valid ...or let OP take one moment & come down from her high horse and reason this.

What happens (God forbid o) this job that's making her feel untouchable is taken from her?

This right here is the reason no man prays his wife gets more successful than he is.

Once women have money like this something else enters them.

Abi now
U right bro

Let assume the story is real cos I no OP is lying, and all liars shall perish (cook/forge story for tonite).
You're after the pvssy that's why you chance her, but your cousin sees a brighter future togeda with her. So telling can stop him.

Problems with gals/ladies of nowadays.
OP I pray your case is not like dat of my female friend (Bimbo).
@26, she got an appointment with FIRS
Ever since no man worth her taste, she sees every young man that approach her has poor.
This how she live till she clock 34 with no man to settle with.
To cut the story short, she later got married to one Alhaji@ibadan with 3 wives as a result of no choice. Now the Alhaji has stopped her from working and make her a full house wife.

Just a lesson for the OP, no one is born to be poor. An average man today can still be the next billionaire 2moro.

For all of you wey dey wish baba death, your father.
Buhari no go die but live to complete the assignment given to him by Almighty God.
If anyone of you is anxious, you can go heaven is open.
Cos 2019 na Sai Buhari.

See the caption "Nairalander"
What has that gat to do with the guy achievement?
Who Nairaland has helped.
Seriously OP need to stone
Oya everybody bender low (Daddy showkey's voice), aside the OP

If I throw OP stone now people we say I wicked.
SouthWest!!!