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Bling! Bling! and more Bling!!!!

Under my umbrella, hey hey hey, under my umbrella, brella( I love this song) Rhianna, ( my island girl)

Omo Eko:
Professor

Leave me o, abeg

I would "steal" that special person's heart. Then again, I already did

@Topic
Jamaica happens to have a very large Chinese ( white and other ethnicities )population. So the guy's claim as being one may very well be true,
Trinidad & Tobago has a very large Indian Population(Decendants of Indentured slaves from India).

davidylan:
She looks 25? No wahala, at least she won AI.

You were saying


Back to the topic, she won, truth is she cannot sing,

Jennifer Hudson should be the role model for all those talented people who got voted out because they did not confine to what the USA deemed "marketable",

davidylan:
How many people knew about Jordin's father's alleged fame?
Mixed? What about the white girls who were booted out before Sanjaya? Were they black?
She looks 25? My dear, this is America where things can be easily verified. i wonder what a 17yr is supposed to look like.

Where were you at the Preliminaries when all the judges kept lamenting about was the fact that she is so and so daughter,

Sanjaya ROCKS!! those White Britney wannabes didn't.

And again, yes she looks 25, Alicia Keys claimed when she won her first Grammy she was what? I think 21, yet she was in Eight grade with the sister of one of my co-workers who was 24 when gave that age (maybe it was in Yen) Verfity as much as you like,  This is America where you can alter anything fake to look authentic,

Jordin my foot.
she won due to the fact that her father was famous, she is mixed and according to the media she is 17(looks 25 to me),

The true winner of AI is Melinda Dolittle, Keep faith girly, Reuben won, he made the cover of Jet, Clay didn't he made Rolling Stones and made millions,

rowlandwhy:
All,
You guys are teariing your pants for non-issues.


Omoeko and cuteass _{(2nd to the gracious and merciless owner of the land)}
Will there be a medal award or any tangible award for this?

Ask them for me ooo, abeg

@Shining Bobo, no fighting here with TOH or anyone else, be nice

@caribqueen,
Welcome,

BTW, not interesting in hearing what you and TOH supposedly discussed about me. C'Mon that's NOT how friends roll, You are supposed to keep whatever is said between you, Til death do us part,

FYI Coco and I aren't the same, EVERYONE knows that,,,, Please! stop hiding behind that name. atleast when I had Tattletale and Sisi-ho, I let everyone know it was Neelsel, Don't be a coward, I don't roll with cowards,

So what's your beef with Neelsel again

@Babay,
don't use your man for an excuse,  we all know he only gets "paid" like ever so often, Maybe if Nairaland had genital your ass would have given birth so many times,
Stay and finish what you started,  I hate cowards.

You man or your mannicou?

babyosisi:
yeah he hearded goats,the ones we shipped to the caribbeans

Told you, if your asses weren't so stupid, then the white men's empty promises wouldn't have resulted in you selling your own brother for a gun that you had no idea how to use,

maybe if you had  capitalised on the Immigrant narrative, I may have taken you on a cruise to my beautiful islands, but since you joined the bandwagon and missed out on the dream, lo siento mami, maybe next time,

@Babyosisi

I need you to go check out your demented asshole,
I am not a psychologist, What I make in a year your black stink ass would need to work shango and sell people's information to earn,

mrpataki:
Babyosisi Please let it go!

She's into Abnormal Psychology! Thats what she is studying. Such ninny should be!

I see you are back for piece of Neelsel,
At your service, goat herder, just let me know when u are ready,

babyosisi:
Is that the new word at night school.
you may not kill yours,but the man will be dead on arrival.
Deceive yourself and call it your choice,we all know better

Man man man!! that's all your kind talk about,
You really think marriage is that important, LMAO

I will pawn the two Tiffany's rocks(, that I still have to pay your fare back to your jungle,
Told you, your uglyass wasn't so sure if you may have been lucky, so the first baboon that came your way, you had to jumped ship. I can just hear the sigh your parents gave, ( we never thought she would have find herself a man, ugly duckling)

FYI, I can marry anytime I wish,but after seeing what I may become, am scared o

@baby, You are one stupid cunt,
I told you and told you again, Having a husband and not having one,( well in my case) is a choice.

I won't want my poor husband to die of neglect, starvation et al,

@topic,
why are the "mongoses" hiding but only observing from their holes

babyosisi:
don't cry my dear every thing you have coming you deserve but one
no be you say I be jungle woman.
na today you find out.
talk again and we'll sell you to Kafanchan this time
I hope you can pick tomatoes

CRY?? you are more dumb than I originally thought.
NEELSEL doesn't run away, neither does she make nice ( ask Pataki and others)

And with regards to that apology you offered for my dad, take it and shove it up your stink asssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Don't need it.

Psychology is my field, so don't play that reserve shit on me, Try that on someone else.

@TOH, my remarks were directed to anyone in particular. While I must say I have always wanted to deal with this refugee, green-wife, uglysha, So she presented the opportunity and I obliged.

Now back away and stop making marriage looks so dreadful,

ThiefOfHearts:
Thanks, Mr Important

Pataki, I do have a question for you. Yes I've gotten in my share of fights with osisi in the past, i try to avoid that now as I 'd like to think we're pretty cool with each other for the most part however you pretty much implied that this whole madness was started by neelsel which isnt the case, she yelled some stuff, I'm going to assume it was to david and the others that were teasing mukina and others in this thread, so really this arguement between neel and osisi is so unnecessary. Her first post wasnt to osisi as osisi considering osisi also defended mukina here.

Was about to ask Mr. Pataki if he ONLY read what I wrote to "wife-spoiler" but I see you did,


Pataki, saw NEELSEL, and he didn't read, he jumped into gears, well bring it on, you know how I roll.

@Baba,kill joy,
maybe if your type weren't so consumed with greediness and stupidity, then there wouldn't have been the need for them to sell each other to the white man. Thus the Caribbean would have been slave free. Rather Ironic that an African would use slavery in an attempt to humiliate others. Not surprising though, I have read the Igbo vs Yoruba threads.
So I "insulted" according to you in my initial post, Where are the others who were insulted? Did I call your name, ruff ruff?

And again, desist from trying to convince me and yourself in the process that you are "happily married". I have sisters and friends who are, they are too busy for activities that are common with you.

PS> Am done with my burgers, so I will be able to tend your needs,

@Baby stink crotch,

I am neither Jamaican nor Haitian( thank God I was taught to think outside my jungle). The Caribbean is a huge place.

With regards to my papa ( RIP) He was the best daddy, father, friend, My mother had great taste. And he did a splendid job,

My clients? You meant my "kids", for they are the ONLY clients I deal with, they pay my bills,

You smelly tun tun needs to see a gyn, Next time you think about getting someone's face for no reason, I suggest you think again.

Go scrub your face, oppss!! Uglyness cannot hide,

And FYI, we are not known to invaders of OPP, In my islands, the gloried US$$$ that you sold your womanhood for is a meager $2.65. So in other words, we are very comfortable,

Stink face go and learn to make egusi, garri and pepper pot, and stop feeding your " ass wax" on Mickey Deessssss.

Shameless wife, I am sure your in-laws are grieving, after seeing what a mistake their son made, you maprocup,

@Pataki, Bleep off, You now see from one eye, Or as usual you only do selected readings, Before you come here vomitting thrash, ask your village mongrel what transpired,

@baby-kill-my-wifely-joy

If you were half as beautiful as NEELSEL, trust me, you wouldn't have picked the first Monkey who came looking for rescue,

Reinforcement?? I thought you said you knew me. if you did, you would have known that I don't need help to deal with refugees like you,

Oh! I just did another trip down the hall, got you some bleaching creeme( you guys love that too), and other beauty items, Mama told me that uglyness is indeed a curse.

You need to stay off NL, and spend time with that "Deck Deck" if  you lose him, remember beauty isn't your friend, you may not find another desperate mumu,

@Ome,

I cannot shake hands with non-entitites, especially those who "attack" with no valid reasoning. I have had my fair share of fights with NLders in the past, and those whom I have wronged have gained access unto my good side.

When the likes of Babyosisi who shouts "Jesus", yet their ways says differently, get into my face,then My let loose my Arawak/Carib side of me,


@Babysossi I don't need your email to find you, this is USA, and I have my means,

babyosisi:
careful omoge,haven't you heard nairaland is off limits to married women.
They ought to be cooking and cleaning

Don't bring her into this, you INSTIGATOR,  I have NEVER witness her doing or saying anything to warrant such an accussation,

YOu On the other hand, is a disgrace to marriage.

Omege, be careful with those you surround yourself with,  Don't let your marriage end as a result of entertaining time wasters like Babyosisi, 

Lo siento por lo esposo, 

@Baby-marraige-killer,
Took a break from my burger duties.

Where were you when Marcus Garvey was organising the "back to Africa" campaign.Maybe if you had left on that ship, then the Shequinas of the West won't be so angry that their resources and space are being invaded.

Once again, Skettel, My married friends and sisters are busy making themselves virturous wives, while you chase "men" that's exactly what you do, on NL,

One more piece of advice, one of my co-workers just passed me a Month's free pass to Bally', now seeing I don't need it, I wanted to pass it on to you, big black blobber,


I rather be unmarried than to be married and wasting God's Holy Union, sTink Face, babyosisi,

@Muki my dear,
It's ok, You know I can handle my own battles. Let the pitbull come at me, I lOVE to cut out the tongues of such creatures.  

@All if I ever become a "waste of a wife" like Babyosisi, shoot me with shit, dog shit that is,

babyosisi:
Better your urge for marriage is killed that the man for marriage be killed
I'm happy to have saved a life

You crave attention and praises, I can truly see,

You seem to think that "marriage" is important to everyone, so you come here preaching crap about people not being.

FYI, I am VERY happy and financially abled to take care of myself, don't need a title to complicate that,

STOP instigating needless quarrels, then act as the victim, I am well aware of your traits here on Nairaland,

Yes I Can be mean at times, and I don't owe anyone any explanations for that, but as long as am provoked, I shall and will react.
YOU claim to be a Christian, then why not act like one, instead of a freaking X-tian,

Gotta run, my burgers are burning, hate to keep my customers waiting.

PS> Yes you bush woman, enlighten me on the "markey woman" syndrome,  where am from we don't have Markets, ROFLMAO,

babyosisi:
Did you read her posts defending mukina and did you read mine?
I know she's an oh yes member of your fan club but that doesn't give her the right to talk and call people names without thinking.
Even the Mukina girl that was offended did not shout as loud.
I was just telling her to keep her market woman ways at the market where she belongs

No hable lo mentir, cierra la boca sucia,

LAIR!!!!! Show me where I spoke any about you.

I am NO member of any fan club, I speak for myself,
Unlike you and your crew who attack others for no bleeping reason,

Markey woman I rather be, than abandoning my "husband" even if I did it for a green card.


@Baby-kill-my-urge-for-marriage,

Burgers you say??
I won't even respond to that,  Maybe if you earned what I earn, you would spend less time here, and more time "blasting" your hussy,

@ Madame " Kill martrimonial bliss"



There is a big difference between "being married" and " wanting to be",
Go and read "steps on being a WIFE" then come back and maybe I will listen to you,
I looked for something to get at you?  Show Dumbo, 
Go back and read, you were the one who came at me, "Wife spoiler"

I chose not to be married for fear of turning out like you, Stink face,

You go around Nairaland thinking you can tell everybody what to do,

Stop coming here and speaking out of both sides of your mouth, Monkesha,

You call for peace but in the same instance, you instigate war,

For months I have been waiting for you, fat bitch,

Sorry today is Wednesday(my busiest work day) but I will be back,

BABYOSISI, THE worse EXAMPLE of what a wife should be,  ga lang, blood cloth dutty girl, [quote][/quote]

@Madame "Kill Marriage Joy", I was waiting for your waste-of-matrimonial-rights to come at me, and oh! How am pleased you did.

Firstly, look at your ugly ass face, you are  a replica of that supposedly "market woman" you spoke so eloquently about. And who woud know more about market woman, than one herself.  Watch my mouth? Or what? The last time I visited my dentist, like 2 months ago, he gave me a clean bill of health,  So I am entitled to open it anywhere, anytime.

Yes I would rather be called someone's e-mama, than a wife who spends more time in cyber world rather than being a wife, afterall you promised to perform those rights when you skipped down the aisle, oh! Oh!, or was it one of those "green cards thingy". Well in that case, I now understand.

For your information you are one of the people here who have NEVER tickled my fancy. I have watched you paraded yourself as "Ms. Know-it-all", Look Uglisha, Stay the Bleep away from anything that says " Neelsel",

And just in case you don't hear from me, I am with Dr. T, but would be back,

Leaving you with a quote from one of my favourite childhood Poems
"Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly,  ( you just did) - I SHALL BE BACK!1!!

@All who have something to say to ME, Please address moi. The last time I checked I was paying my own rent and buying my own food.


The freaking girl didn't start her thread to defend her religion. Some scums have been disrespecting her name, and for that she made a public statement. Why then it cannot be dealt with as such??

Why all the "insinuatings" and "supposedlys"?


I am willing and able to stand my ground,  And If I am found wrong would be so kind as to apologise,  Until then, Bleep off all you HATERS!!!!

@Telly B, Yes the Jihad will begin if some "mongrels" don't step back in their cage

Telly B:
Ehn?? But what did you just do?    

A Word of advice, Stay out of this!!!!!

@Davidylan,
I am not in the mood for one of your sermons, abi,  LEAVE my Muki alone 

@Pataki, I am still not talking to you, 


@Muki, Don't mind them,  You are a sweet and loving soul, the only bombs you can make are the ones filled with LOVE!!!!