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Family / Re: Balancing Your Job And Your Home (Wives) by neelsel(f): 12:14pm On Apr 03, 2007
;DWell I taught for a while after completing Secondary School, and I am very proud of my then vocation. My teaching did not in anyway prevented me from holding "intelligent" conversation. Matter of fact, I did much better than my then doctor-in-training significant other.

Well Teachers mold a nation, we can't all be doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, murderers, thieves, there must be balance, then again to each its own.
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 11:54pm On Apr 02, 2007
spoilt:

omigosh neelsel! shocked
didnt know u meant that rabbit! wink

Gotcha grin grin

Am The Advocate for RABBITS,  They won't lie about their achievements and vice versa. Hence, we have solved the problem of lying spouses. Oh! what a wonderful world this would be. Vive la revoluccion de conejo wink wink
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 11:44pm On Apr 02, 2007
@Spoilt, exactly my point. When a man lies, it is pacified and termed as being " their nature". therefore, it should and must be overlooked. But when a woman lies, Lord have mercy.

Hey girlfriend, to each its own,  . Heard the Rabbit is worth every dime of the US$169.00 grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by neelsel(f): 11:20pm On Apr 02, 2007
Don't, rather won't do WHITE men, angry angry



Damian Marley (Bob Marley's son)
Culture / Re: I Want Someone To Teach Me American Accent by neelsel(f): 11:03pm On Apr 02, 2007
Attention depravation is a terrible disease cry cry cry cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Many Nairaland Have You Met? by neelsel(f): 10:59pm On Apr 02, 2007
@Fynewaka I am amused at the rate at which your popularity has grown. WOW! bro, grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actor Van Vicker! Hot Or Not? by neelsel(f): 10:53pm On Apr 02, 2007
By the time am done with Van he would no longer be lukewarm. He would be 2 hot 2 handle wink
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 10:44pm On Apr 02, 2007
4 Play:

OUCH!

Are you talking about rabbits that are rampant?

No my dear, you need to take Coco,( or vice versa) to the sex shop grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A by neelsel(f): 10:42pm On Apr 02, 2007
sod4luv:

I looking for someone to be mine, U know looking for true-love, which i know its hard to find, but one have to start frm somewhere, you can hola me sod4luv2000@yahoo.com, Dnt ToUcH iT!!!

ROFLMAO, now I can't help but to cry cry cry cry cry cry
Thought when you disturbed me earlier on, you said you were an active member.

Omo is happily taken though. cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 10:34pm On Apr 02, 2007
This topic is losing its potency. She lied, she lied, she lied, so what? While I do not in anyway condoned what the lady did, I would, however, not at all join forces with her crucifiers. We are all human, thus are all guilty of committing "crimes" all in that name of that dreaded four-letter word.

My father (RIP) once told me that with a Man a lie is a last resort, but with women it is First Aid. Who knows this may have been exactly what this woman encountered.

I have taken it upon myself to ensure that I do not get caught in the same or similar predicament, as a result I have embarked on my own campaign. So before I crawl down that isle, there are a few things that must be pressed out. They are as follow:

1. My significant other will have to present all academic records, CV et al, so as to determie their eligibility.

2. I will hire a private investigator to look into his past so as to make sure I am not getting hitched to a former rapist, bank robber etc.

3. All his medical records will be revealed to me, as I would not die a martyr. (AIDS has no friends)


I have heard of similar situations, and it is a shame that when a man wants a woman, his words are sweeter than sugar, but immediately as something arises, then metamorposis sets in.

Men lie a lot too. I found out I have two additional brothers and one sister at my dad's funeral. He hid that for years from us. If left to me, men would be extinct and Rabbits left to reign supreme,
Family / Re: What Rights Has Your Wife Over Your Mobile Handset Or Vice Versa? by neelsel(f): 2:58pm On Apr 02, 2007
@Soccerquee,
Am curious as to how it is possible for you to arrive at such a conclusion, Anyway we are all entitled to our own opinions. wink
Family / Re: What Rights Has Your Wife Over Your Mobile Handset Or Vice Versa? by neelsel(f): 2:36pm On Apr 02, 2007
Unless the wife is the one footing the bill she has absolutely no right to answer her husband's phone and vice versa.

There is a thin line between love and privacy, Case closed!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tall! And Handsome Guy Availaible Now! by neelsel(f): 11:02pm On Apr 01, 2007
ROFLMAO now I have no choice but to cry cry cry


@soccerquee don't kill me with laughter grin cheesy
Family / Re: Balancing Your Job And Your Home (Wives) by neelsel(f): 5:35pm On Apr 01, 2007
@Spoilt, I guess with all this ego running wild, am left with no other alternative. My hitman and I will balance our time effectively so as to ensure that our kids become investment bankers, doctors and and all the other highly prestiged so called careers. wink
Family / Re: Balancing Your Job And Your Home (Wives) by neelsel(f): 4:38pm On Apr 01, 2007
@Spoilt thank you very much for stating exactly what I was about to mentioned.

I will NOT marry someone who does the same job as myself, Talk about monotony, what can we possibly talk about, that we won't already know?

And thanks to teachers, as a result of their imput, there are doctors, lawyers, bankers et al.

PS. The best men to marry are hitmen, they only work on special assignment. Meaning they will be at home most of the time, therefore they will have ample time to help out with the household chores. Well that's after they're done assemblying their latest killing gadgets. cheesy
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 3:31pm On Apr 01, 2007
To each its own!!!!!!
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 3:20pm On Apr 01, 2007
I honestly believe this guy is looking for a way to "chicken" out of his marriage. Men are so spineless,
Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Lied For 7 Years by neelsel(f): 2:46pm On Apr 01, 2007
@topic: Was this guy blind? How the hell could this woman trick him for so long? I guess he was so pussy whipped that his other senses just took a backseat. I wish all the best. They are on their own,

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko And Husband In Pics by neelsel(f): 2:32pm On Apr 01, 2007
Once again, the seeker of attention has surfaced.
*hisses and rolls eyes*
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo-eko Where Are You! by neelsel(f): 1:50am On Apr 01, 2007
@Cutie not me, it's Omo they are annoying
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A by neelsel(f): 1:46am On Apr 01, 2007
To be be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of ignorance cry
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by neelsel(f): 1:37am On Apr 01, 2007
I wish lying was a crimminal offence, lunch at 7.37pm/ or 12.37am,
Forum Games / Re: Why? Why? Why? by neelsel(f): 1:36am On Apr 01, 2007
Why does star thinks am interesting in his unproductive life?

Why who cares about your so called retaliation? I sure as hell don't,

Why oh why?
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by neelsel(f): 1:29am On Apr 01, 2007
I wish Star would know that since "shim" was the one to initiate the fight, then am giving him first preference,,,,,so am waiting, BAB means Beauty and Brains, because that what I am,

BAB in this case stands for Bad Ass Bitch, so don't keep me waiting,
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by neelsel(f): 1:13am On Apr 01, 2007
I wish this Star02 would desist from mentioning my ass, it's offlimits, and you know just like your alter ego Star01, you cannot touch me, so please, spare me,
Forum Games / Re: Why? Why? Why? by neelsel(f): 1:05am On Apr 01, 2007
Why can't star 01 or 02 get it through his thick head that Neelsel is unbeatable undecided undecided, And as to her ass, YOu can't touch that
Forum Games / Re: Why? Why? Why? by neelsel(f): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2007
Why Free doesn't understand that my tears are as a result of Man's ignorance cry cry

Why free didn't tell me that she was from Ghana? cry( am coming this summer tongue)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo-eko Where Are You! by neelsel(f): 12:56am On Apr 01, 2007
@cute dearie, just the thought of the lengths people would go, in the name of annoyance cry cry cry
Forum Games / Re: Why? Why? Why? by neelsel(f): 12:39am On Apr 01, 2007
Why does Free only comes on at nights?( when am about to hit my sack? cry cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo-eko Where Are You! by neelsel(f): 12:38am On Apr 01, 2007
Some people just don't get it, que las ti ma undecided cry cry cry
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by neelsel(f): 12:36am On Apr 01, 2007
I Wish Star01 or 02 knows that he/she can kick as much asses as he likes, but he/she knows that am exempted, Reason: Neelsel is a BAB, ( figure that one out undecided lipsrsealed)
Forum Games / Re: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by neelsel(f): 12:34am On Apr 01, 2007
that's my team, gunners suck cry cry



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