₦airaland Forum

The New name for Nairaland is Comedy Central

Jay girl grab your seat, and be prepared to laugh your ass off,

ROFLMOA

Work? blood cloth

Money done at

the internet cafe

Yes you should,

jaybaby:
Work? Buhahahahahahahahah

Jay what type of work begins at 7.17 in Nigeria

Oh!! yea, morgue-night watcher,

Omo dearie didn't

you know that

birds of a

feather flock together?

What happened Star, all your naira ran out at the cafe?

Que las ti ma,


Buy a computer, they aren't that expensive,

Put that money you make from having all those different men experimenting with your butt, to good use. Invest in your future, and a computer is a stepping stone, slowpoke,

jaybaby:
Do U no
i was really
waiting 4 this

Y i'm I even fflwing d 3 wrds crap----U stigmatic Fool, An slowpoke that dsnt no where it's origin is from!I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
U r so useless--Trading wrds with u is a waste of time!

Bring it on i'm waiting Lifeless Hegoat

I will die

@Star,  My suggestion to you is that, before you click and that "enter button", please cover your face, go get the assistant at the internet cafe, where all your bulling money is being spent, and ask him/her to do a spell check.  Trust me, it will save you the embarrassment.

Next, I am wondering if it's as a result of all the village men, young, old and middle aged, that your mother slept with, that has resulted in her giving birth to such a failure.

Honestly, if i were her I would have dumped you. Well she did, but it was far too late.

I spoke to friend in Lagos, and he has assured me that you can  still register for the Adult Literacy programme.  I  did, however, inform him of your chronological age and your academic level. But he is positive that with dedication you may be able to succeed.

Now, once more slowpoke.  Stop coming to this forum and making your fellow Nigerians look horrible, because I have taken classes with a few of them, and I know they are intelligent people.

Then again, your mom used to screw animals as well, maybe, just maybe one of those animal sperm crossed-breed with a human, RESULT, TATA STAR!!!

What's up Shaka, long time?

You stinking man Bleep truck Star you just crossed the line when you went home.

My mother is a decent, ambitious woman. Unlike the village slut that conceived you. That's why your tormented bitch never knew who your real father is.

You dirty, germsy whimp,  Your no-life, bird-brain, frotty batty, stinking-mouth, sore-ridden dumbass,

Why don't make use of your farming opportunities and go start a yam plantation somewhere?

You have not  a clue who you are messing with.

Your stagnant brain is so useless, you have created your own language,  Sorry I cannot read gibbrish, and I don't roll with dogs, 

Go and seek help for the fleas that have made your rotten  body its home,

Brust, floss and gaggle then, jump in  tub of acid to scrub off some of that ugliness, then come back and maybe, just maybe I may glance yourway.

PS> Reverse psychology?? Post my pic? By now you should realise am not one of the attention seeking twats on this forum,
But I can guarantee you this, You are no where in my league.

It's one thing to be ugly, but it's a whole new thing to be freaking ugly and illiterate, A big no no,

Star cannot swim in the ocean, Reason, He took too many dicks up his ass, therefore he shall surely sink,

@Star, I would not satisfy your deluded soul by posting my pix here. If you want to know what I look like, ask Jaybaby, Mukina or Omo.

Look at your gay ugly ass calling people monkey.
FYI Monkeys are very cute. If only you came out looking like a monkey, then your mother wouldn't have left you in the village for the elders to raise.

I can now see where you got all your animalistic attributes from, you jungle puppy.

Did you have your yam pottriage today?

Wonders shall never-end!!!!

star01:
nelsel CEO of monkeys

Imagine my username is printed in black and white, and you couldn't even copy it correctly?

I am really sorry for you. Now I am really concerned about your well being. Your brain is the size of a prune, you need surgery,

Why Zigbo I told you, the bush doctor went into exile after beholding such a hedious creature.

He's covering his face for fear we might do the same. Atleast give him credit for considering our well being

Omo Eko:
stop dreaming the girl doesn't even know u exist

Omo, you are killing me,  I have to sleep tonight , please spare my ribs, they are hurting from cracking up

Ouch Jay, Ouch,

Little girls should not play with match, or else they shall surely get burnt,

Zibgo I now understand the source of that slowpoke's rant,  Have you seen his profile?

Ugly like a monkey, No No NO, monkeys are cute,  the boy so ugly that the bush doctor who delivered him went into exile after he passed him to his mama


Why Why Why

Why Zigbo why, Neelsel has not a clue darling, it's sad, very sad

4 Play:
Are you a Neanderthal? How come you are bemoaning the evolution of the modern human

4play now you know what NL has become. I was wondering the samething.
The bat went to the dictionary and writes anything he comes across. poor child.

I am wondering what crime did his mother commit to deserve him as her punishment. If I were his mother, I would have aborted him (now am all for pro-life) but would have made the exception in Star's case, For real,

ROFLMAO Now am so sorry for your deluded ass that I cannot help but to

Typo my foot, your spelling, grammar, reasoning is atrocious.

Why did they allow baboons to try and teach humans, why oH why?

Dunce "LARD" is the coloquial spelling for the word 'LORD"

OH>> Lard thank God Mama sent us all to school,

Why oH Why, must this slowpoke embarrassed himself on the World Wide Web?

Illiteracy, that's the word