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Romance / Re: I Have Been 'Servicing' My Neighbor's Pregnant Wife & I Want To Stop - Man Cries by neey1028: 10:43pm On Mar 17
NoSmoking:
Until the baby in the womb grabs ur dick one day

🥵
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Religion / Re: Can You Go To The Market For Your Wife? - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye Asks Men by neey1028: 11:23am On Jan 15, 2023
Burster55:
It's nothing Sir, I would gladly do more than all that. She's my wife, not my house maid. I love her. And will do it. After all, I will eat of the food she would prepare from these items, so what's the big deal?
I will wash even her panties.

You don Error

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Family / Re: My Father Is Dragging My Mom's Property With Me by neey1028: 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2022
PeaceJoyLove:

Poverty dey worry you. A man who has built his house is who you wan turn to baby cos the property belongs to his mom. Na poverty. Go for deliverance.

So you think all the people advising you never build house, mumu. To build house na your only achievement. If I'm your father I will organise DNA test for you cos I no you're a bastard son �.
Your actions depicts one
Omo ale

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Family / Re: My Father Is Dragging My Mom's Property With Me by neey1028: 5:45pm On Apr 16, 2022
PeaceJoyLove:




May the mercy of God remove the poverty in your lives.

How can men like you drag properties your father inlaw left behind? Ha! Poverty no get respect. See how poverty turned you to shameless people. grin

If poverty no dey your life...na you suppose stand like Zuma Rock behind your son that dem no born anybody in your wife's family to trouble your son. But as par say poverty don hook you....see.as how you turn to a ...wetin a fit describe you with oooo.

Anyway.... poverty must die in your lives.
Na deliverance go do am.

Family / Re: My Father Is Dragging My Mom's Property With Me by neey1028: 5:19pm On Apr 16, 2022
simpleseyi:


You are a thief. Ole ni e. The properties belong to your father, not you prodigal son.

If the properties were originally your father's properties, your mum will claim them as her own. It should be same now that the properties are originally your mum's

No mind am,
Very soon I forsee him killing the old man cos of him wife property.
How dare you drag your mum's property with your father....children of last days sad sad sad sad sad
Crime / Re: Lady Use Razor Blade To Brutalize Her Underage Houseboy In Ondo (photos) by neey1028: 7:31am On Feb 07, 2022
Evil
Food / Re: My Brother's Trap Caught 2 Big Antelopes Today (Photos) by neey1028: 1:47pm On Nov 09, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
Free them
Free wetin
Can't you see the picture grin

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Crime / Re: Police Wrongly Parade Movie Prop Manager As Criminal In Akwa Ibom (photo) by neey1028: 1:03pm On Sep 16, 2021
lalasticlala:
Akwa born Hypeman @romeocza: 'Yesterday, the AKS police command parades a man on Channels TV, as a welder who produces guns for Criminals. Today, turns out the young man was a PROPS guy in the movie industry, with wooden fake guns. The NPF never did any prior investigation, that's how they kill innocents."



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/485000-police-arrest-man-who-produces-prop-guns-for-movies-parade-him-as-robber-movie-producers.html

I believe the hype man supporting this guy is a 'criminal in saints clothing'
He should also be arrested.
I've never seen this kind of gun in Nollywood movies....
Prop gun ko.... Toy gun niii
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Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by neey1028: 3:01pm On Aug 21, 2021
Aonkuuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZJKlU1uVg



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CSyksT9jbrX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

When are you going to restitute the money he gave to you. cool cool cool cool cool cool
ABI that one no need restitution cool undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Girl On The 2nd December 2020 by neey1028: 12:16am On Dec 31, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
Then wait till she gives birth, you don't like your child or what
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Crime / Re: Palliative Wahala: Some Funny Palliative Photos by neey1028: 5:47pm On Oct 28, 2020
Egalite:
Unbelievable!!!
LMAO angry grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by neey1028: 6:09pm On Sep 26, 2020
coldcandy:


Fem...
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Romance / Re: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by neey1028: 10:45pm On Sep 25, 2020
larrypappyy:
what if it was your sister he was talking to @ that point in time
Abi.....
Monitoring spirit, better mind ya business.
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Autos / Re: Peogeut 206 2006 Manual by neey1028: 12:53pm On Aug 16, 2020
autocarmart:
Clean 206 for serious buyer call or WhatsApp
08034707706
Price
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Wife I Want A DNA Test? by neey1028: 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2020
NiCurious:
Let's look at this from the other direction. You have other children, but you are the only father she has known. Regardless of actual paternity, as far as she's concerned, you are her dad. What will it do to her, if her dad suddenly decides to start treating her somehow, because of the possible result of a DNA test, when she herself has done nothing wrong? Has she not been a good daughter, and a credit to you? How will it feel, if your own father now does a paternity test on you, and decides to disown you if it turns out you're not actually his?
Heaven bless you...
Some men just like to go to Sokoto to find what's aleady in their Sokoto.

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Wife I Want A DNA Test? by neey1028: 9:47pm On Aug 15, 2020

Go for the DNA test.. forget about all the useless advises .

are you so ignorant of the constitution? deceiving a man into taking responsibility for a child he isn't the biological father is a criminal offence and it also violates the matrimonial Causes Act Section 54(3-9)

Tell your wife straight and direct that you guys should go for a DNA test.. there's nothing about trust here.

I think DNA test should be compulsory immediately after child birth.

If she doesn't agree then go ahead and conduct the DNA test.

If the DNA test prove that the child isn't yours, you shouldn't throw her out from your home yet..

Sue her to court and she'll be ordered to pay back all the money you've spent in training the child and will also be told to compensate you in other forms.

If you hire a good lawyer, she can get a jail term.
So if he sends her to jail, what explanation will he give the other siblings and who takes care of them ...you
Mtchew shocked shocked shocked na wa for you ooo.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment While Job Hunting. by neey1028: 5:17am On Aug 14, 2020
nairalee:
Got a message that I've been shortlisted for the company interview. They dropped the address. I couldn't even remember which of my numerous applications was inviting me.

Spent the entire remaining days reading hard, starched my shirt, ironed, wore tie, prayed and fasted, abstained from sin, bind my entire villagers.

Only to get there and saw my haggard looking "interviewers" claiming they have millions. Congratulating me on getting the job before finally confessing that they're just GNLD.

I immediately off my tie and hid it in my envelop.
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Business / Re: If You Are In Lagos!! This Is For U.... Check In Now by neey1028: 11:48pm On Aug 06, 2020
Contact no?? undecided undecided
Health / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by neey1028: 11:01pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.
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Sports / Re: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by neey1028: 8:50pm On May 17, 2020
DanHaske:
Ronaldo, Rooney ans Tevez.
It was a beautiful sight watching the three play together
Walahi.....

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by neey1028: 10:55pm On May 08, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me


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Business / Re: Give Away !!! 20 People Gets N25,000 Each by neey1028: 8:48pm On Apr 12, 2020
With 25k,
I will Kickstart my drink business
I plan to start bigi/Pepsi
This will get me around 25 cases which is enough for me to start
Thanks
Diamond bank- 0041367310
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by neey1028: 10:17pm On Mar 31, 2020
Please send me the set up info
My e-mail- olaniyiq@yahoo.com
Thanks.
Family / Re: Kean Itubo Itari Umasala Is Dead! Oldest Woman In Rivers Dies At 160 Years by neey1028: 9:38pm On Mar 04, 2020
pmoye:
Fabuuu o! Ko ma ros!

It is more honorable to admit you don't know your grandma's age instead of turning her to Mrs Methusellah.
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Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by neey1028: 7:13am On Jan 29, 2020
ibechris:
Go ahead and marry that girl u impregnated and I bet u,u will not have to regret at ur old age. But having a child out-side will wreck ur emotion anytime u think about all the shit u have been thru.

However, u said ur girl friend mentioned that she will kill u if such a thing happens. My dear brother am sorry to say this,ur so called girl friend might kill u for other things even if u marry her because, if she cannot forgive u for this,then expect to be killed someday for what u don't know about.

And finally,I will advice that u find a new apartment and regain ur sanity back and be of good mind. But I still maintain u marry that girl u got pregnant.

Wish u the best...to live long in Nigeria,penis must be tamed!

You nailed it 100%

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Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by neey1028: 7:09am On Jan 29, 2020
Sooner or later your gf is gonna dump your sorry ass. Lola is going to be in your life forever cos of the child. I will suggest you make peace with LOLA
Crime / Re: UBA customer collapses after losing money due to alleged bank’s negligence. by neey1028: 7:44pm On Nov 17, 2018
DEXTROVERT:
I
Don't
Do
Useless
PIGGIBANK
UBA

better
With
GTB
ZENITH
FIRST BANK
Diamond bank is worst....for more than a month now, they have refused to reverse my money after an unsuccessful ATM withdrawal...so shameful#0041367310# embarassed undecided
Career / Re: The Best Way To Become What You Wish To Be by neey1028: 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2016
thanks,i'm blessed
Celebrities / Re: Peter Obi Set To Reconcile P'square by neey1028: 2:25pm On Mar 16, 2016
ShitHead:
He will add it to his political achivement; as he did not achieve anything as the Anambra State governor. Ike mbe.
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