₦airaland Forum

NoSmoking:
Until the baby in the womb grabs ur dick one day

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Burster55:
It's nothing Sir, I would gladly do more than all that. She's my wife, not my house maid. I love her. And will do it. After all, I will eat of the food she would prepare from these items, so what's the big deal?
I will wash even her panties.

PeaceJoyLove:
Poverty dey worry you. A man who has built his house is who you wan turn to baby cos the property belongs to his mom. Na poverty. Go for deliverance.

PeaceJoyLove:
May the mercy of God remove the poverty in your lives.

How can men like you drag properties your father inlaw left behind? Ha! Poverty no get respect. See how poverty turned you to shameless people.

If poverty no dey your life...na you suppose stand like Zuma Rock behind your son that dem no born anybody in your wife's family to trouble your son. But as par say poverty don hook you....see.as how you turn to a ...wetin a fit describe you with oooo.

Anyway.... poverty must die in your lives.
Na deliverance go do am.

simpleseyi:
You are a thief. Ole ni e. The properties belong to your father, not you prodigal son.

If the properties were originally your father's properties, your mum will claim them as her own. It should be same now that the properties are originally your mum's

ChizzyBuna:
Free them

lalasticlala:
Akwa born Hypeman @romeocza: 'Yesterday, the AKS police command parades a man on Channels TV, as a welder who produces guns for Criminals. Today, turns out the young man was a PROPS guy in the movie industry, with wooden fake guns. The NPF never did any prior investigation, that's how they kill innocents."



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/485000-police-arrest-man-who-produces-prop-guns-for-movies-parade-him-as-robber-movie-producers.html

Stephenmoka4:
Then wait till she gives birth, you don't like your child or what

Egalite:
Unbelievable!!!

coldcandy:
Fem...

larrypappyy:
what if it was your sister he was talking to @ that point in time

autocarmart:
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NiCurious:
Let's look at this from the other direction. You have other children, but you are the only father she has known. Regardless of actual paternity, as far as she's concerned, you are her dad. What will it do to her, if her dad suddenly decides to start treating her somehow, because of the possible result of a DNA test, when she herself has done nothing wrong? Has she not been a good daughter, and a credit to you? How will it feel, if your own father now does a paternity test on you, and decides to disown you if it turns out you're not actually his?

Go for the DNA test.. forget about all the useless advises .

are you so ignorant of the constitution? deceiving a man into taking responsibility for a child he isn't the biological father is a criminal offence and it also violates the matrimonial Causes Act Section 54(3-9)

Tell your wife straight and direct that you guys should go for a DNA test.. there's nothing about trust here.

I think DNA test should be compulsory immediately after child birth.

If she doesn't agree then go ahead and conduct the DNA test.

If the DNA test prove that the child isn't yours, you shouldn't throw her out from your home yet..

Sue her to court and she'll be ordered to pay back all the money you've spent in training the child and will also be told to compensate you in other forms.

If you hire a good lawyer, she can get a jail term.

nairalee:
Got a message that I've been shortlisted for the company interview. They dropped the address. I couldn't even remember which of my numerous applications was inviting me.

Spent the entire remaining days reading hard, starched my shirt, ironed, wore tie, prayed and fasted, abstained from sin, bind my entire villagers.

Only to get there and saw my haggard looking "interviewers" claiming they have millions. Congratulating me on getting the job before finally confessing that they're just GNLD.

I immediately off my tie and hid it in my envelop.

Sonnobax15:
That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.

DanHaske:
Ronaldo, Rooney ans Tevez.
It was a beautiful sight watching the three play together

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

pmoye:
Fabuuu o! Ko ma ros!

It is more honorable to admit you don't know your grandma's age instead of turning her to Mrs Methusellah.

ibechris:
Go ahead and marry that girl u impregnated and I bet u,u will not have to regret at ur old age. But having a child out-side will wreck ur emotion anytime u think about all the shit u have been thru.

However, u said ur girl friend mentioned that she will kill u if such a thing happens. My dear brother am sorry to say this,ur so called girl friend might kill u for other things even if u marry her because, if she cannot forgive u for this,then expect to be killed someday for what u don't know about.

And finally,I will advice that u find a new apartment and regain ur sanity back and be of good mind. But I still maintain u marry that girl u got pregnant.

Wish u the best...to live long in Nigeria,penis must be tamed!

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