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EreluRoz:
Then cover your head in shame

Why?
Only takes one drop of sperm to impregnate a woman. Why i go dey stress myself?

Lemme ask you, can you ride a guy effectively for more than 5 minutes?

Dem no dey believe say hunger dey catch person. Wetin be hunger?
They take things you'll be extremely grateful for, for granted.
Likely to become drug abusers because of affordability.

If i be rich pikin make i no lie, i no go wan gree work or hustle. Have so many friends like that.

Their weekly allowance na my monthly earnings.

Bitterkolatea4:
1). Own your 2 minutes like a man.
"Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do."

2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful.
Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

4). Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.

5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat.
Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you.

6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep.

7). You Can Now Sleep Too.
Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams.

cool. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details.

9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last.
For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins.

10). For permanet cure for weak erection, quick ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, Watery and low Sperm Count, infertility and improvement of your girth reach me on WhatsApp with the number on my signature.

If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online and call me out on nairaland.

It's hundred percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects.

Tell her she's too sweet that's why you c****d after 30 seconds.

EreluRoz:
Shame on all two minutes men shior

But, but, I'm a one minute man.

See what tinubu has caused again.

Sent her N500 recharge card instead of the N100 own she requested.

Nick23890:
The rules in Russia states that if you want to be a gay practice it in private. If you bring that mental health illusion to the public space them go jail you

They have a reasonable leader

GistMedia0:
The Russian government has officially banned the LGBTQ community, labeling it an "extremist movement" punishable by up to 12 years in prison. This drastic step has sent ripples across the globe and sparked outrage among human rights activists.

The new legislation, signed into law by President Vladimir Putin, prohibits any public display or promotion of LGBTQ rights, events, or symbols. This includes rainbow flags, pride parades, and any advocacy for LGBTQ rights in Russia. The government claims that these actions are necessary to "protect traditional Russian values."

Under this new law, individuals can face severe penalties for organizing or participating in LGBTQ events, with fines and imprisonment of up to 12 years for those deemed to be promoting "extremist ideologies." This move effectively criminalizes the existence of LGBTQ individuals in Russia, forcing them further into the shadows and risking their safety and well-being.

Only civilization that has balls

Dannyexchange:
Keep calm and wait for some hours, it might be server migration or the database migration, no need to panic.

Speculation

wumi2017:
E be like say e don affect Instagram too oo,,eyin fans mi

Oh really?

I'm not a gram user sha

wumi2017:
🤣😂

E no easy na. Account i opened 2011.

streetpaddy:
I was logged out of my Facebook and Instagram just now, other people are experiencing the same issue

Na everywhere

TrendyReelGist:
Facebook sever broke down, and logged everyone out of Thier account, alot of people became scared and thought Thier account has been hacked. Well, if you don't do this now, your account would be hacked completely as Facebook server is down

Click the link below to continue reading and make sure you do this to secure your account

https://trendyreelgist.com.ng

Werey wan generate traffic lol

General ish. Don't panic. Dem no hack your account.

Instagram too i guess

It's the end of the world lol. Nairaland go full today

wumi2017:
Same thing here o,, I nearly broke my phone 🤣😂😂

My heart skipped like 2 beats

Yup. You're right. Almighty Facebook lol

First think say dem hack my account.

Yes oo. It's a general ish

DonBenny77:
I am, lol
I think say Dem don hack my acc....

I swear. E be like say na general something. Fist thing i did was come search it up on nairaland.

Was scared at first. Think it's a general problem. Facebook is currently down.

Klinxmanz:
But why are ur requirement that strict?, are u trying to test people's faith!

Just a social experiment.

ObalendeCMS:
I'm slowly evolving from a gnostic christian to being an atheist.

Bro, this your post is kind of unethical!

How?

Klinxmanz:
I dont understand, u are an athesist?

Nope

obinna58:
Are you an extremist, why would you need someone to deny his beliefs first?

The concept of God is total bush!t but we don’t need to divide over it, with time different people realizes religion is a joke, and the idea of God doesn’t matter

Social experiment

jsp0:
i have drop it sir

Ok give me an hour.

crood:
I don don don drop my account number na

Been off since yesterday. Stepping out innabit. Can't use my account. You go see am. Quote me with the account again

Heard our stockfish is imported from Norway.

Shytreasure:
I denounce the existence of any imaginary god; don't believe it.

If the second winner doesn't reply on time.
You'll get it.

jsp0:
814 971 4219
EKIKERE

PALMPAY

Send normal bank details. palmpay no be bank. Can still do opay

jsp0:
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yes i denounce the existence of god i do not believe in any imaginary god, done

Details?