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iLegendd:
I broke sotey I no fit buy wine. U decided to use sprite and original honey to come up with my own wine.

Being broke activates creativity. Who has noticed that?

Lmao! Omo. Guy ehn. Everyone dey manage. I never even kill xmas chicken wey i buy sef. Me and the guy just dey look ourselves.

iLegendd:
B!tch on top a friendly reply? I'm sorry. The same way you're broke is how I'm broke too, but I don't transfer my anger on others.

Homophobic vibes, ontop friendly quote. Me I'm not broke ijn oooo. How far you na?
Wanna link up?

iLegendd:
Dem don dey gather. Let me either run or get a pad. The place you took the picture looks like where you went to smoke mkpurimiri. Abi how una dey spell am?

At least i no dey fake angled shots to form six packs and breast wey no dey.

iLegendd:
Dem don dey gather. Let me either run or get a pad. The place you took the picture looks like where you went to smoke mkpurimiri. Abi how una dey spell am?

Bitch i ain't homo. And yeah i smoke shi. I can take off my shirt anywhere.

iLegendd:
The reason I don't smile is because I'm broke. Please, I woke today and realized my big chest is gone — it's now flat. Even my d*ck has reduced in size. It's now the size of my pinky.

What should I do? How do I get them back before 2022?

Your nipples needs sucking like mine.

Coming from someone raised in a gym house.
This babe get good genetics. She's naturally slim, almost has no breasts sef(i like em that way).

I know people that can eat the whole whole world and won't get fat, eg my girlfriend. She has fast metabolism. I also know someone who has a naturally fit body whether he exercises or not, and that's me. If i dey suffer you no fit know walai, naxo my body be.

About losing weight, you have to figure out how fast your body processes food and set a diet accordingly. Exercise is not even needed to lose weight. Only reason i exercise is to build stamina and resilience. If you do workout for 30 mins and end it with a plastic of cola, are you aware your workout is just a waste?

Na oversabi dey worry everyone.

Truvelisback:
E no bad sha.

Maybe she's 40 like that. Make we no know.
She's supposed to even upload her picture.

Truvelisback:
Why all these Jamb questions? If u are interested in her, Dm her to know more about her. From there u will know whether both of u would be compactable or to know to whether she is the kind of person u want or not.

You too dey jump.
She gave a age criteria. If i inquire the same thing, is it wrong?

How old are you ?

See as our future wives dey embarrass us

All the damn nasty.
Person wey never see airport for im life.
Nairaland ehn...

Hintona:
Redpill caters to the male gaze. Everything is centred on the manosphere. So it's only normal that it attracts a large number of gay men. We don't have a problem with that but we have a problem when these men start to attack and bash women with heterosexual men.

The bashing is too much abeg.

Redpillers will jump in here and start shouting simp.
No be we say make una no fit afford private jet.

Ritzybeauty:
Just so on point but some people would still not accept the simple truth

No mind em. Last last all the redpillers go still marry. Na dem kon sabi if them no spend on their wives and kids. People like us who value women will help them bleep their wives.

excell0001:
N.a. there my mind go first

You try buh its after effects.

LiberatedGirl:
Glad to hear you're feeling better, Yes I've been rather busy.... It's Christmas Season and I had to be on point with my clients, Clients can be so demanding so I had to leave social media alone. It's been a real stressful period ..... I'm off to Abeokuta tomorrow so the stress is still There. Compliments of the Season.

Easy ma'am. I like the fact that you're business oriented and you travel a lot ooo. Women like you dey turn me on. Compliments o. How's the xmas thingy coming along? Was coming back from an outing last week when i saw xmas chicken on sale for N5000, omo i grab 2 oo. Happy i did because when i priced yesterday it's now 6500/7000. Dang! Everything is expensive.

TarOrfeeek:
Femail writes.




Has the redpill been so effective in starving you lazy entitled conts?

No be only Mr. Jo, Bonferee Jo nko?

MEN! Your resources are for YOU. Guard it jealously. Do not give urgent 2k to any hoe who cannot fend for herself.

Mr Jo is now married and i envy his now calm lifestyle.
Na your money? How e take concern you? Na you work for am?

Me I'll help anyone, irrespective of gender.
If you like hoard your 2k, na people like me go help you kpansh your babe.

Tallesty1:
This will never work on a woman that doesn't like you. It is that simple. No matter how rich, handsome, intelligent, educated, REDPILL aware etc you are, there's a woman that will never do you..

Likewise, no matter how curvy, beautiful and rich a woman is, there's a kid somewhere that bounces her call.

Some ladies, especially the ones that are no longer in the age of unseriousness, those that too much attention from men dey annoy have standards and won't settle for less, if you like swallow all dating tutorials.

Yea, acting like you're not interested in someone works sometimes but it depends on circumstances. Doesn't work on someone that doesn't see you every time.

I can relate a little to the story you shared, back in my hunting days, there was a church close to our house.

The guys (friends) that were going to night programs used to talk about a particular girl, Nkechi that almost all of them were asking out. She was damn beautiful. Nkechi was the reason I started attending the night programs because dating her was like I challenge.

Long story short. I ignored her like she never existed. After prayers, guys would hang around waiting for her to come out but I will head home straight. She initiated our first conversation and the rest was history.

Now this worked because she sees me often but what if it's someone you see once in a while. There was a time in my hunting days when I went somewhere to buy something, we were four and I saw one very fine girl.

No time for games because I may never see her again so I fell in beside her and was like....

Hi.

Hi?

This is really awkward..

what?

I have a whole lot to say to you now but I am sure that a lady this beautiful hears it all the time from different men that it becomes annoying. I am sure there are many waiting in your whatsapp as we speak. It's annoying.

So you know this?

Hell I know and it kinda puts me in an unfavorable position.

How?

I know the right things to say to make things happen but you hear it all time and I don't want to be one them ignored folks in your list. Starting annoyingly will ruin my chances. This too is annoying

;Dso your giving up?? That was fast and I think I owe you thanks.

Give up? Nah, I am saying that you should give me your number let's get connected so that I will show you. Action speaks louder they say. What do you prefer? To hear it or to feel it?.


Feel it of course.

Then don't dull, people back there are waiting for me.

Why should I give you my number? I don't even know you.

Well, that means we have something in common. I have never seen you before but once is enough and except you're twin, I would say that you know nobody when you were born but now you know many. It starts somewhere.

Lols, that's true but I am really not interested in whatever you want me to feel. Sorry

Truth is that I am really not after your interest right now. You have the right features and I am interested, that's all. I don't know what interests you but we will get to that later. .
See, I don't like disturbing people and I hate that I am doing it to you already, I just want to get to know you, plant the seed of friendship and watch it grow. Whatever it produces is okay for me.. I need your number to make this happen.


We were walking the whole time. I got the number and the rest nah history.

Different lady, different places, different strategies. Do what you're sure will work.

When you got her number what happened afterwards?
You have a point, seeing someone all the time makes them develop a bond for you.

Bigredmachine:
Omo see note book... Just all because of kpekus...

Please OP drop a note of how one can transfer all money seen in the dream into life, I will read such note... Not this one

Lol. This post na about woman. If na money. Tell me what you're into and i will patronize you.

Let's address the issue of giving out money. Most men i know are against the notion of giving women money. My ideologies changed after a live demonstration with my mentor Mr Jo.
I remember being jammed in the middle of the backseats of a cab, we were all heading home, seated by my right was mr Jo and on my left was our lousy accountant whom i very much despise(all accountants are sick lol). Mr Jo made casual talks with her and even paid for her transport. I wasn't impressed with his antics but didn't question. He took me out for lunch the next day with the accountant and forced me to pay for all our meals. I was almost losing it by now.
Going home together that evening, he asked me if i recollected what happened some previous months when our salaries were delayed for almost 7 days.
Prior to this, i remember him always giving out money to the kids of the cafeteria owner, i even thought he was into her. When our salaries were delayed, he went confidently to the cafeteria woman and made a deal with her, she sponsored literally all the whole staffs meal till we got paid because of her fondness for mr Jo.
I started connecting the dots and he smiled when i came to the conclusion that all the unnecessary giving out of money when we first met the woman was a well played psychological card on his path. Be put he termed it this way "To water ground"

The next day, i was shocked when the accountant called on me when she was going out for lunch and asked if was i was interested. Omo! Everyone shock for office o. She paid for my meal and we developed a good rapport. The wisdom of Mr Jo ehn.

My conclusion afterwards.
Develop personal relationships with everyone
Random act of kindness won't hurt you
If someone asks for help, do it if you can
It's not all women in your life you should wanna have sex with, make female friends too

Don't forget to play by the rules. Know which side you're on.

There's a friend of my lil sister i recently got a new phone for. She was shocked i got her a phone without ulterior motives. She even made advances and i had to draw the line. I told her "you're a good girl and my sisters bestie, your phone got bad, you needed a new one, my sis told me about it and that's all". I wouldn't have gotten her a phone if she was a loose and irresponsible person.

In recent times, there this particular school teacher somewhere on the island I'd been trying to get laid for sometime. She's some few years older than me. She told me she has a fiance.(didn't believe at first)
Her green lights were obvious and glaring, i knew had this particular card in my hand. I was the manipulator hehe. Finally got her to crash over the weekend.
Naxo we start pre-intimacy ooo, babe wet finish, i wanted to enter and she tapped me and pleaded she was still a virgin. Virgin kwanu! @28. Didn't believe oooo. I inserted my thingy, omo, see wall, road block ooo. Tight and sealed. Didn't say anything, i just turned and relaxed my nerves. We cuddled instead. In a way, i realized she was also the manipulative type, opposed to my presumed judgement earlier.
The next day, i conned her with gestures and nice words and we eventually did the thing, stressful at first as always with virgins. Steady banging all the weekend enter Monday.
Got to the office the following monday and was shocked when she uploaded a video of her and her fiance all loving up on her WhatsApp status.

One never knows what to expect from the opposite sex. Hence the need to be prepared. I pity men who are bitter when women teach them lessons, what do you do when life gets hard, do you rant and complain or you rise above it?
Women are manipulative and so are men. I see every woman that comes my way the same way football attackers see defenders. I dribble my way through irrespective. Play the players and love the lovers. Simple.
I love women, there's nothing any redpiller can do about it.
This post is actually not directed at women. The principles mr Jo gave me works for both sexes, it's not one sided.
And to all those claiming Alpha male. I laugh in spanish.

Sometime around 2016, within a reputable real estate firm, i was fortunate to be mentored by a true alpha male. I observed with great interest as women drooled over him. He was always calm and in control of things, nothing could go wrong when he was around. His name is Joshua. I fondly called him Mr Jo
He spilled the secrets to getting any woman i want one over lunchtime at a cafeteria one sunny afternoon. He must have noticed my interest in the new i.t intern we had with us for over a month. Prior to his analysis, i was bitter and prudent like most redpills here on nairaland. He gave a formula then a task to do, get the intern to sleep with me.

Here's the formula. All women know it deep within them

All Men and women fall under 2 categories in the dating game. The manipulators and the manipulated. Nothing can be done to change this, hence the need for you to know which side you're on whenever dating. Use this to your advantage.
When he gave me this breakdown i was confused and didn't know how to go about it. He said I'd figure it out.
That week the intern was moved to my department, I'm sure Mr Jo had hands in it. Over a period of 1 week i got to know which side i was on. This intern babe, let's call her Chidi, she's strikingly hot, beautiful igbo girl, big ass(the way i like em) and she had a boyfriend. After the first week, i noticed how we both developed a certain level of respect for each other, she was the manipulative type and always used to men begging for her attention. The world revolved around her typa thingy.

I was left with 2 options, play the courtier to be on the waiting list or ignore her completely.
Mr Jo gave me collections powerful books earlier that year and i really absorbed all it's contents. I see a lot of fake redpillers talk about one in particular. If you're really learned, it's information is not something that should be shared publicly. However there's something I'm gonna drop here from that book.

Disdain what you cannot own with passion.

I played that card with Chidi. I wasn't hostile, i just behaved like she didn't exist. I treated her like a fellow guy man. It was the opposite of what everyone was doing in the office asides mr Jo, even my ceo. After 2 weeks, i noticed how hard she was trying to get noticed, she craved my approval and attention. I got the go ahead to cross the lines one morning in my department. It was early, most staffs hadn't arrived. The room was cold and chilly, i was alone with her. My mind was totally absorbed in tasks i had to render.
Chidi tapped me, i jerked, there was passion in her eyes, she told me she was cold and locked me in a tight embrace that ended with a passionate kiss. Even till now, i still smirk at what happened that day. Afterwards we became very intimate, we both didn't say a word about feelings to each, we knew what was at stake. She had a boyfriend and i had a girlfriend too. I took a day off feigning sickness and she actually came over with the pretense of checking up on me. Did the deal and it pretty much continued that way till she completed her i.t.

Mr Jo wasn't shocked when i told him. He said that's how it works.
Dropping more escapades stories shortly.

Fear childless women.

Iamdbull:
You mean that guy that played sango?

Yeah. Sango!

EdoFirstBorn:
He looks like someone who'd thief pot of beans on the fire sef

Meanwhile we don't know what most of ya'll look like.

Clinghton:
I pray I don't go through the same experience you had that left you with a distorted impression.

Naija women don do am strong thing. E kon go open church.

Medusa65:
omo
I dey pity you

Gaan

Beebah2000:
I am Beebah2000 , I will not be apologetic for being female, I am my very own goddess in my own universe, I am the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because i make the world whole.
I am strong, I am tough, Nothing can stop me from achieving whatever i want to achieve, I AM A QUEEN!!!

You just burst my brain lol.

ifex370:
What's this red pill thing I've been seeing lately

Dem don turn am to religion.
It's arrant nonsense.

Mariangeles:
Una confusion just dey start!
Una go swallow red pill, una go taya!
Una never see anything!

If you truly sabi redpill. You no go cast am.
Abi you sef na gay?

It has come to my notice that some gays are infiltrating redpill threads and adding to the bitterness of well meaning straight dudes.
Una plan no fit work. We go knack toto till we die.

Issues40:
All these small boys digging out the psychology of women don't understand that their efforts are futile. A pure waste of time. These women don't even understand themselves. How them can you then attempt to understand them?

Real men understand this and just live their lives the way they want. Not force changing into some alpha shit just to spite the female gender. BECAUSE NO MATTER THE KIND OF PERSONALITY YOU HAVE, YOU WILL ALWAYS ATTRACT FEMALES JUST AS YOU WILL ALSO GET ATTRACTED TO SOME FEMALES. It is that simple. It is the circle of life. Only immature men begin to cry about what the female gender has done to them in the past.

I support redpill. Only thing I'm not cool with is the bitterness and brainwashing. Everyone dey claim alpha male.