₦airaland Forum

Very funny one here.

They just like creating unnecessary attention wt their blaring sirens.

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[quote author=Becomrich? link=topic=572421.msg7382658#msg7382658 date=1292949294]Al Mustafa? was a hired killer who killed many pro democracy people. he shoot them under nigeria dictactor  General Sanni Abacha. . how can anyone free this man. I think it is wrong to put him in jail without taken him to court but freedom is not an option without a court case.

This man and oga roger killed as many people who wanted democracy.  Even in the north , i dont think they support that nonsense.

Is like telling nigerian, if you talk to me about democracy, I shoot you.[/quote]i agree wt u 100%.

A man wt a self control cannot discourage his wife in such a decision bt its only a he goat that doesn't knw d difference btw an ewe and a lamb.

jokingmary:
U call this condemnation?

i didn't mean ths bt d former,they hv different meanings just check d spellings well or is it another joke? Well this joke section is a very funny area and am beginning to get addicted to it.

@otunba-f,KDK and studio CFR tnk u all for d commendation,am jus new here and my first post in ths section.

One man was flagged down by men of d federal road safety men while driving in his honda car and the discovered that the man didn't fail any of their test bt they were yet unsatisfied and they nw booked hm for driving wt only one eye because d man had a blind left eye.
That was when d man became very furious wt them and was making a call to one commissioner of police,on hearing d man mentioned commissioner ,they zoomed off wt their vehicle. The man was actually nt calling anyone bt we all burst into laughter together wt d man d way d hurriedly zoomed off leaving our booked vehicle and others.

One day,a girl came back and said to her mother,
Daughter--mum,some boys taught me hw to climb trees today.
Mother--dnt mind them,they only wanted to see your pants.
Daughter--mum, that was why i removed my pants before climbing.
Mother--shouted!!! u did what?

Seriously,am amazed that a Nigerian wl prefer to wear a shoe made in guinea that Nigeria.

On a daily bases i used to see a lot of Nigerians most especially bus drivers and motorcyclist displaying the national flag of another country, some wl even exclude Nigerian flag and display an ordinary cameroun,ghana or even angolan flag in place of theirs.i hv bn wondering what's d reason for this.

Op
Try and get a new girl u love and see d memories of d former faded away.

@poster
You people and money,jus ordinary making mozila faster that one cn easily google and get d settings that u ar charging up to 1000 naira. No one needs to pay u for that because google is there to help anyone.

Mcleo007:
Please,which is the best site to shop online in and as a nigerian. I know of ebay,bestbuy. I want to buy some equipments for my job,and want to know of sites I cn go that would enable me pick and pay as nigerian and have it shipped down here. Already,I have a virtual address.

thot u ar in US lol.

The best way is to flatter them and never tel them that their own suggestion or whateva is wrong.

denzel2009:
Yes,if you don't like your computer anymore.

wat a rude way.

Nothing is wrong wt her ambition and her opponent should kept hs mouth shut and contest d party flag bearer wt her than making unnecessary noise.

OMO IBO:
Drogba should start from the bench again.
If he moans, then he should be shippped out with immediate alacrity

hv u 4gtn dat he gave u a point?

babygat:
D question is, Do u even hv a 9jarin passport not 2 talk of a green card, LMAO
Us citizen indeed,

i thot d sem.

Joke of d year.

mamaken:
and what gain is associated with beeing slim?

health issue.

I prefer women to look younger than their age bt as for men i dnt think it suits them.

I dnt think there's any gain associated wt bn fat so watch ur weight.

jimgirl:
Mr. Cork, you always make me laugh. Don't you get pissed off by comments people make in response to you?

ar u wt ur right senses at all?

Hw much last?

Hw old are u?

I suspect she got it frm her boss.