₦airaland Forum

Have been a nairalander 4 couple of years now but have never created a post of my own. I consider it pretty much necessary right now as I can't continue living ds way & need u guys to help me out. I am 27yrs old, a banker in one of d leading banks in Nigeria, also own a buisness of my own, but am seemingly addicted to sleeping wt prostitutes. U might like to call it aristo's, rungirls, olosho's or wat av u. I'd always lived in Abj, & in Abj u'd rather pay than keep. But ds is killing me right now as I cannot even save reasonably. Ds ill habit started about 11yrs ago when I was about writing waec, my friend & I went to a neuboring brothel pretending we wanted to buy ice cream as we both knew pretty well such is neva sold in a place like that. We just wanted to satisfy our curiousity about prostitutes, see them & stuffs like that. But here I am today av graduated to d highest class of prostitutes "aristos",is has bad as sleeping wt a girl 4 30k per night & ds I do almost once in every week. I can hardly save 200k in my acct, as I have parents that still gives me money, so I particularly don't do anything wt my salary. Worse still I av a Gf & my Gf says we can't have sex until we get married. She dosent know I patronise aristo's though. My greatest fear at d moment is if I don't desist from this I might never get a life of my own. Am good looking, drives a good car, very caring, energetic, down to earth, wt good sense of humour yet I keep patronizing aristos. Nairalanders pls help me out!!!. N:B pls pardon all grammatical mistakes in the course of this write up.

na wa oooo, so boiz way no get car now no fit cruise chick? chaii!!! it's even worse in this Abuja

our basic problem is poor leadership (lack of intergrity) on the path of our leaders, and degraded level of patriotism at the level of we citizens,

no relevant post here yet?, for me, i self-service it out!!!

there's no link here!!!

it's simply the 'OWO ATI SWAGGER THING', i seemingly cant shout, any girl that is willing to , can call, 07033129463, return ticket to Abuja from any where in naija gauaranteed

we want mature post here plssss

any chick here down south? houston, galveston ,dallas? where are the hoes at?

hurray!!! nairalanders today is ma buffday, am sure gon be popping some henessy at hotel dabras, wuse 2 abuja, 10 pm till mama calls, come join me, dress code, scanty and skimpy,

mine is june 12

My brother enjoy life ooo when u get to ib. There are happening night clubs such as options 247, premeier hotel, cottons, the dome, only to mention a few, the ashawo's there, esp aristo wouldnt collect more than 2k-3k, Ibadan is really fun oooo my brother, i prefer it to lagos

nairalanders, u were supposed to give a germane reply to this mail, and not unnecessary delibrations. well i have a sixth finger, sure it's been cut off when i was quite young, but i belive i form a good enterpreneur. am 22, just concluded my service year, but already am fully into biz. i red crop science in one of the federal university of technology, and at the moment i export oil palm out of the shores of nigeria. but i really cant say if my biz is progressing based on the 6th finger have got

U guys hav been wonderful, i must confess. i had wanted to keep this to myself, but i was quick to realize i was going to be doing myself more harm than good if i decide to do so. I school in one of the federal universities of technology in Nigeria, i m presently studing agricultural technology.(crop, soil, and pest mgt) am presently in a third class, but there is every hope for me making it to 2.2 if i spill. if i decideaduate this year, there shall be very minimal, or minute chances for me for coming out with a 2.2. the dilemma is what should i do? how am i gonna confront friends and relatives at home whom are already awaiting my convocation, they'v even gone to the extent of paying up my school fees in the university of dublin for my masters degree, for the 2008 2009 section? but at the same time, i must consider the hazards and frustration a 3rd class certificate can pose on my future!!! pls i need yu guys candid opinion on this issue. hollanell@yahoo.com

U guys hav been wonderful, i must confess. i had wanted to keep this to myself, but i was quick to realize i was going to be doing myself more harm than good if i decide to do so. I school in one of the federal universities of technology in Nigeria, i m presently studing agricultural technology.(crop, soil, and pest mgt) am presently in a third class, but there is every hope for me making it to 2.2 if i spill. if i decideaduate this year, there shall be very minimal, or minute chances for me for coming out with a 2.2. the dilemma is what should i do? how am i gonna confront friends and relatives at home whom are already awaiting my convocation, they'v even gone to the extent of paying up my school fees in the university of dublin for my masters degree, for the 2008 2009 section? but at the same time, i must consider the hazards and detriments a 3rd class certificate can pose on my future!!! pls i need yu guys candid opinion on this issue. hollanell@yahoo.com

U guys hav been wonderful, i must confess. i had wanted to keep this to myself, but i was quick to realize i was going to be doing myself more harm than good if i decide to do so. I school in one of the federal universities of technology in Nigeria, i m presently studing agricultural technology.(crop, soil, and pest mgt) am presently in a third class, but there is every hope for me making it to 2.2 if i spill. if i decideaduate this year, there shall be very minimal, or minute chances for me for coming out with a 2.2. the dilemma is what should i do? how am i gonna confront friends and relatives at home whom are already awaiting my convocation, they'v even gone to the extent of paying up my school fees in the university of dublin for my masters degree, for the 2008 2009 section? but at the same time, i must consider the hazards and detriments a 3rd class certificate can pose on my future!!! pls i need yu guys candid opinion on this issue. hollanell@yahoo.com

U guys hav been wonderful, i must confess. i had wanted to keep this to myself, but i was quick to realize i was going to be doing myself more harm than good if i decide to do so. I school in one of the federal universities of technology in Nigeria, i m presently studing agricultural technology.(crop, soil, and pest mgt) am presently in a third class, but there is every hope for me making it to 2.2 if i spill. if i decide graduating this year, there shall be very minimal, or minute chances for me for coming out with a 2.2. am in a dilemma. what should i do? should i gradute with a third class, or spill and make a convinient 2.2? how am i gonna confront friends and relatives at home whom are already awaiting my convocation, come november? they'v even gone to the extent of paying up my school fees in the university of dublin for my masters degree, for the 2008 2009 section? but at the same time, i must considering the hazards and frustration a 3rd class certificate can pose on my future!!! pls i need yu guys candid opinion on this issue. hollanell@yahoo.com

Have got a B.tech In crop soil and pest management.


federal university of technology, akure

there is a big court yard where we all do sleep, and take fresh air at night, while the prep must have been over.in the middle of the night, say around 1am, i will sneak, and pull away sleeping matrass from the base of unsuspecting folks, even while they were lieing on it. they would wake up immediately, fall to the ground, and scream, but i must have ran away. they stole my own matrass 3 times consecutively too, so i do that perpectually not to steal, but to just punish them.

do place hot lantern at the cheeks of folks that are sleeping during prep classes,. they scream from sleep, and i must have ran away

lotta whole in search of one. JUNE 12. anyone? holla at me, hollanell@yahoo.com

i have been nursing the idea of writing a book called the ex-factor cos ive seen what can come out of meeting your ex.  i had a beauty once who told me when l asked about this dinner ivs fom the ex and co and she told me 'there is nothing there'. i believed her and was left high and dry in the cold. my word is if what you have is worth it burn down the bridges. they only help you back to where you did not think they will.

on another note some people though they care can allow an ex enough room for some freshair. his silence for 9 months may just be that. i dont like personally, sticking my nose in other peoples business. i have not spoken to my ex for six weeks or less. i miss her like hell but decided to stay off when we were begining to get bitter and some txt msg had gone into the arena of insults. i had my faults, we both had ours. i did not get a validation but c'est la vie.

please can someone tell me why most girls like internet scammers, or ''yahoo boys'' as it is better known?

what the Bleep are yall talking bout? why is the whole thing so controversial? u had better summon ur asses together, or else i stop yall from signing in into nairaland. this site is mearnt to meet friends, orchestrate meaningful correspondence, and discuss constructive ideas. and not to insult folks !,

no long thing. anything way u like make u be. nothing do u. but to be very honest this topic, is not much of a topic. it dosent worth being debated. i see it as gibberrish. u had better go look for a better topic !, meanwhile, am in search of a girlfriend, i just got an f -1 visa to illinious state, , pm if u are interested. hollanell@yahoo.com

as far as am concerned, he is good at what he's doing, he is living it up. but there is this thing i dislike bout him, he is too proud. he needs to pipe real low. when u are big, u aint gotta worry bout blowing ur trumpet. folks had rather do that for u. !

pls does any one have an idea of what i can earn after graduating with a bachelor of tech in plant science? basically agriculture? can anyone talk to me what the nigerian goverment have gotting in place for the agricultural sector? it's very very sad to realize our goverment are not placing priorities on agricultural sector, which should be imperative. the future of agriculture is constantly being subverted , overlooked, and undermined.

oil boom basically led to agricultuarl doom, and his is very sad. at the moment, have only gotting coulpe of months to go in school, but what am seeing in nigeria it's very scary, am a kinda hard working dude, and i gotta be succesful. i intend going for my masters in illinious state university, as soon as am finally done though. can anyone tell me what agriculture is like in the US? can i make real money, like that in the health sector?

u can send me a direct e mail, hollanell@yahoo.com, am real scared about this topic.

getting a gurl seems to be easiest thing one can ever think of this days. am so happy on the advent of internet in nigeria, it has REALLY REALLY do help build boys like my self it makes all the whole qualities ladies could ever wanted in a guy, comes as natural as u can never imagine. this days boys in thier twenties are far and FUCKING richer than working men. GOD BLESS YAHOO !

so my advice for gurls searching for boyfriends? u go ahead and seach for such boys, they'v got all the qualities aforementioned ok? GOODLUCK !

u guys should quit talking bout lagos, anyone should come invest about 10million, in real estate, anywhere within the fct, and u stand the chances of reaping 3 times what u have invested withing 7 and a half years.