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cescky:
dollar nella

_{see u cheesing}

haha! them swear for you??   -- who told u I like money that much eh!?? lol,

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Kesky 

erm . . . yes, lmao



did u have a rough day?

Chesky

Have never dated a Nigerian guy . . . yet ------ sooo future will tell

But as 4 me family men?? -- Me loffff em!!!!!!!

Una don dey fear me commot 4 my skin! -- Which one come be to chop BAT again!?? 

I don dey suspect all of una sef!

Baxilexi:
hey everyone, me me me i dey craze ooooooo, i just collect my satificate yesterday from the nigerian institute of crazy people.

Person wen craze no dey use his mouth talk am! --- Go back to the craze institution and finish ur curse

Congratulations to u both!! - Name ur fisrt kid after Seun

Utaikor

Today is one of me happiest day!

Ban u cuz I did.

out u go then.

4 some reason, I don't have d power. maybe l8ter.

My two picks : T.I.P or WENTWORTH MILLER!

lol, wht funny stories!
kids! ---------- "shut in"

when I was a kid, I was d type that would give u smth, and five secs later, I would ask 4 it back.

I remember once when I was around 3\4, we had a dog, soo one night after dinner, I gave d dog my fish to eat because I was being nice, some seconds later after d dog have finished eating my fish, I went back to it and asked it to give it back  u can  imagine, and d dog was obviously there just staring at me, not understanding a word I was saying,  soo after asking it several times, I started crying, and put my hands into it's mouth to search for my fish  -- And the dog bit me so hard, and my parent came running, lol u can imagine their faces when they saw me with my hand in our dogs mouth, and  blood pouring out. lol. -- I still have d mark on my hand.

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Another time my Dad was leaving for work and he gave me money to buy biscuit, so when he left my older cousin took me to a shop and I decided to buy chewing gum, I bought chewing gum, those ones that are 4 pieces, and we left for home, I opened my chewing gum, stuffed all of them in my mouth without giving my cousin any, eventhough he begged me 4ever! ----- half way to my house, the gum had already started losing it's sugary taste soo i started crying, my cousin asked me y I was crying and I responded that I didn't want d chewing gum any more, because it wasn't sweet any longer, soo I took d whole giant gum 4rom my mouth and asked him to take it back to the shop man and get my money back.  -- Of course that was impossible soo, I cried the whole day until my dad came back, and I reported to him that my cousin took my money and bought gum, and now he doesn't want to give me back my money. lol, My dad solved d case anywayz, lol. He gave me money to but another one. And who did I ask to take me? -- "my cousin". 

Tgirl4real:
Do u mean impossible or unpossible?

lol, I knew someone would point that out, but no, I meant "unpossible"  besides I said "meet" instead of "met" -- no English me sister,

HCH3COO:
Lol! Of all the things she said why are you focusing on that one you dey find wahala

lol, no wahala,

Tgirl4real:
Confess say na u wan hear

lmao!

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I can't take a guy I meet online that seriously when it come to the whole dating stuffs, nope, Unpossible!

Dual Core:
Mukina, can weeeeeeeee get to meet u?

na who and who come be the "we"??  -- abi u no wan stand alone eh? 

oya, listen up y'all, ALL OF You WHO WANTS TO GET TO MEET MY MUMMY, You KNOW You HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE "son to go to the father" -- But in this case na "daughter to go to the mother" :  --- soo all u have to do is as follows

_{y'all know d number one}

1) -- submit your bank account number, stating how much is inside
2) -- buy me and my mumsy the first five things we list for you!
3) -- take my auntie Iice on a spring shopping where ever she wants! -- 4rom your pocket!
4) --- learn how to do manicure, because when our pet needs one, u have to be there ooo
5) --- learn how to sing every opera song known to mankind because when my mumsy goes "high", that kind of music cools her down
6) --- "come closer let me knock u!" and see if u would yell, because u would be receiving a lot of knocking on your visit
7) --- If u are a guy, : make sure u have your d!ck chained, because u all know my mumsy is irresistible! Any lose of control, and the police would take u away, as usual.
8 )  --- If you're a girl . . .  : no stealling of her undies!   Make ups!   shoes!  clothes!   INFACT! - DO NOT COME AT ALL! 
9) --- Do not drool!

And number 10 would be reserved 4 when u get here.

Now, which of u is still intrested!??
           

shuppie:
mukina, person wan meet you, lollllllll

loooool!!! lmao! before nobi person!??

folahann:
See how these pikins don scatter the house

Just because i traveled for a night

shouting
Mukina,! Dual Core!, the Sly,! Shuppie!
Come here now, but don't post

Brings out Cane
where are they

Don't worry, they are in my room, I dey question Mukina and Sly on what they have been doing behind my back. without seeking for my aproval first! 

Dual Core:
Hence d reason she is d winch i've been trying to kill 4 d past 2 weeks.

Twinny  -- naa my mumsy u dey call winch like this?? 

mukina2:
No thats not me i am not that Mukina.

both of una dey marra

na who sayy nobi u?? -- besides as Iice ask, " na y u dey deny na??

Mustayyyyyyy

na wetin all of una chop sef!??

Maths







US or UK?

wao, like this thread. y'all good job!

Oh! And I went to FATIMA!! wht a beautiful place!!

Jeovy:
I thought we are friends for ever

ibukunolu-what?more terible,abeg you can forget the name,make you no cause me night mare

lmao, soo na friendship language we come dey speak now abi!?? ok, no problem

The Sly:
Ah Shut up!
I just don't know why u'z addicted to corners. . . . . . . .
As for the Portuguese question. . . . . . . .thats how it is jare. . . . . .
Portuguese are cute though and obviously you've been infected with their cuteness. . . . . so u aint suppose to be bothered!!

P:S. . . . . . .So wa pa?

haha! Jay, make me blush will u?

PS : -- I don't know wht "wa pa" is lol,

ibkaye:
see as u dey stalk ma portuguese pikin

IBK, I don turn to pikin abi?? I am ur big sister 4 ur information!

cescky:
its igbo, fake igbo girl
means small girl

haha! I wouldn't have figured that out eventhou u gave me a year, lol

chi-baby:
hahahahhahhahaahhaahhahaahahahhahaha, gd try sha but u never learn well tho. had 2 think 4 a while 2 grab what u meant there looooooool

I actually thought it was Yoruba, -- lol,

@Cesk, u nobi big boy?? lol. . . besides na wetin be wata kiri?

I ban u 4 copy-catting.

The Sly:
You this yeye Portuguese. . . . . . .Na so so corner u dey always hide?
You dey run from me?

haha! hey, u call every where I go corner,
weren't u d one that said I was always in Forum games "corner"??
Now am here, u still say corner. -- Jay, don't let me kick ur ass ----And who u calling yeye Portuguese??

I ban u 4 banning me 4 three reasons all at once, And 4 not knowing that Nelly has nothing to do with my real name

laff then


erm. . . Mummy and dady just locked d door,

Banned 4 being a bad Twinny